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(Huffington Post)   Chris Brown proves he's not afraid to fight a man, as he and three body guards jump and beat up 150 lb man   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 93
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2013-01-28 02:17:15 PM
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2013-01-28 02:20:32 PM

zedster: If it was Ocean maybe they can put him away on a hate crime


If he's bi does that make it half a hate crime?
 
2013-01-28 02:26:02 PM
Beat me like one of your French girls?

/that tattoo is terrible on a couple different levels.
 
2013-01-28 02:37:09 PM

Gunderson: zedster: prove he knew Ocean was gay

you know, I always thought he was a Caribbean Queen...


{slaps forehead} You mean it's not 'Caribou Queen'? I've been singing that song wrong for three decades!
 
2013-01-28 02:43:30 PM

okaykleek: Gunderson: zedster: prove he knew Ocean was gay

you know, I always thought he was a Caribbean Queen...

{slaps forehead} You mean it's not 'Caribou Queen'? I've been singing that song wrong for three decades!


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What a Caribou Queen might look like.
 
2013-01-28 02:54:22 PM
I can't wait for the inevitable follow-up when his Army of Idiots takes to twitter in all their tough-guy glory to give this feller what-for fer postin' something bad about their boy.

/ sorry, Chris Brown fans, you can't be tough on Twitter
// which I suppose is the point considering what most of you really are....
 
2013-01-28 02:54:56 PM
Yo my man. On the bright side he now a full member of the Chris Brown Gang ,having gotten beaten in...in..in.

/my debut album...
5 hour energy.
 
2013-01-28 03:00:40 PM

Lego_Addict: Coco LaFemme: You know, I normally don't say things like this, but I really hope someone beats him to death with his own arm, then shoves that arm right up his ass.

It would be better if they shoved it up his ass first and then beat him to death with it.

This guy really deserves whats coming to him.


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2013-01-28 03:00:50 PM

I Browse: The Stealth Hippopotamus:

Well it's hard to find a picture where Brown doesn't look like a thug


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Found one. What do I win?


You win one of the bean pies he's selling on the street corner, my brotha. *black power salute*
 
2013-01-28 03:03:03 PM
White people problems, amirite?
 
2013-01-28 03:08:13 PM
One of these days the Teflon is not going to be there for CB.
 
2013-01-28 03:08:40 PM
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/Hot like the Onion
 
2013-01-28 03:26:38 PM

I Browse: The Stealth Hippopotamus:

Well it's hard to find a picture where Brown doesn't look like a thug


[i2.cdn.turner.com image 292x219]

Found one. What do I win?


Is there anything that bow ties can't fix? It's like argyle
 
2013-01-28 03:27:03 PM

The Larch: Lego_Addict: Coco LaFemme: You know, I normally don't say things like this, but I really hope someone beats him to death with his own arm, then shoves that arm right up his ass.

It would be better if they shoved it up his ass first and then beat him to death with it.

This guy really deserves whats coming to him.

Best. Brock. Sampson. Ever.


Bring on the Brock Ness Monster!
 
2013-01-28 03:41:01 PM

Glitchwerks: ModernPrimitive01: I don't really blame Chris Brown for any of his stupidity. I blame everyone who buys his music which means as a celebrity there are no consequences for his actions. If you're a woman and are still a Chris Brown fan, you should go to the nearest womanhood center and turn in your uterus. He abused a woman and had her bloody face tattooed on his neck for god's sake

Part of me wonders if events like this parking lot altercation aren't some sort of publicity stunts to enhance his "bad boy" image.

I'm still surprised Jay-Z hasn't had Chris Brown worked over by now. After that "bloody face tattoo," I would have assumed he'd send a couple of crack pipe hittin' dudes to remove that with a blow torch and a pair of pliers.



Your horrible use of a Pulp Fiction quote has me facepalming.
 
2013-01-28 03:46:35 PM
why is this woman beater still getting our support and fame?
 
2013-01-28 03:50:40 PM

Brick-House: [www.cryosites.com image 500x454]


He's just such a super guy!
 
2013-01-28 03:53:58 PM

moonage daydream: Your horrible use of a Pulp Fiction quote has me facepalming.


Posted before the daily dosage of caffeine and nicotine. I'll go hang my head in shame now.
 
2013-01-28 03:54:37 PM

Sybarite: That's a good 55-60 lbs over the weight class Chris usually prefers to fight.


lulz...
 
2013-01-28 03:55:22 PM
Ocean laughed about it and says his finger was cut, so it doesn't sound like he was really injured. Hopefully that cut is from punching Brown or one of his entourage.

I don't normally follow celebrity news or feuds, but I really would love to see Chris Brown get what's coming to him.
 
2013-01-28 04:13:36 PM
The funny thing is that Chris Brown isn't the thug that he thinks he is.

He beats up women and small gay r&b singers.

If he were put in prison, he would soon find out that he really isn't that tough, and that in that environment he would be the woman as well as the gay R&B singer.
 
2013-01-28 04:35:16 PM

I Browse: The Stealth Hippopotamus:

Well it's hard to find a picture where Brown doesn't look like a thug


[i2.cdn.turner.com image 292x219]

Found one. What do I win?


A Date with Chris Brown.

Bring pepper spray.
 
2013-01-28 05:15:11 PM
Chris Brown should be sentenced to picking up trash.

On Jupiter.
 
2013-01-28 05:22:26 PM
He is almost bad as: Sean Connery or
Charlie Sheen.
 
2013-01-28 05:36:25 PM
Wasn't there a MMA fighter who challenged Chris to a fight after the Rhianna beating? I'd pay money to see him take on a trained guy his size.
 
2013-01-28 05:45:11 PM

1derful: The funny thing is that Chris Brown isn't the thug that he thinks he is.

He beats up women and small gay r&b singers.

If he were put in prison, he would soon find out that he really isn't that tough, and that in that environment he would be the woman as well as the gay R&B singer.


Frank Ocean's orientation aside, dude's a hipster who collects vintage typewriters. Starting a fight with a guy who collects vintage typewriters is quite the way to show how much of a hard core thug you are. Maybe next he'll start a fight with a guy who likes to spend his spare time instagramming his fountain pen collection.
 
2013-01-28 05:45:18 PM

blubaldnuglee: Wasn't there a MMA fighter who challenged Chris to a fight after the Rhianna beating? I'd pay money to see him take on a trained guy his size.


I don't know about any MMA fighters, but WWE wrestler CM Punk had some not-too-favorable things to say about Chris Brown.
 
2013-01-28 06:14:34 PM
Chris Brown is such a homo. I'm so lithe and catlike he couldn't even hit me. He'd have to roll tape, throw a bunch of punches, review the tape and analyze which way I usually juke, then come back and throw a punch into the thin air on my "juke side" and hope I accidentally juke into his fist.

/Dumb ass
//Come at me, bro!
///Bring your camera, punk.
 
2013-01-28 06:15:11 PM
////JUKE
 
2013-01-28 06:31:54 PM
Am I allowed to detail exactly what violence I would do to Chris brown? Like as far as which body parts I'd mutilate and in what order? I've spent some time on it.

/worked with abused women & kids
 
2013-01-28 06:40:56 PM

TheSelphie: I like how Chris Brown's people are claiming Frank Ocean and his group started it. Come the fark on.


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Why don't chu want to give me the parking path?
 
2013-01-28 07:48:29 PM
This should get the obvious tag.

Black guys never fight alone, their friends ALWAYS jump in.
 
2013-01-28 07:54:14 PM

theotherlondon: He is almost bad as: Sean Connery or
Charlie Sheen.


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2013-01-28 07:57:37 PM
Man... Can we put a bounty on this guy? Would, like, Kickstarter let us do that? Raise like $10,000 to whomever knocks this motherf*cker down? You know there are some pipe hitters out there that would do 30 days for ten grand.
 
2013-01-28 08:20:42 PM
Apparently half the internet wants to use this as an excuse to charge Chris Brown with a hate crime. Hilariously, Chris Brown fans don't realize that it's not because people actually think it was a hate crime, but because nobody likes Chris Brown. It's pretty funny reading their tantrums on various article comment sections and pitching a fit on Frank Ocean's Instagram.
 
2013-01-28 09:34:03 PM
I generally hate RNB but Frank Ocean wipes the floor with lame ass Chris Breezy (love that his nickname is a slang term for biatch) when it comes to singing and making songs.
 
2013-01-28 10:16:34 PM
I had a run in with Chris Brown and his bodyguards. Assholes almost knocked me down making a path for him in a clear, empty walkway.  Luckily, I wasn't drunk enough to tell him what I thought of him.
 
2013-01-29 01:58:37 AM
Exactly how many chimpouts has this guy skated on while on probation? Lock his battering ass up.

Channel Orange is also a goddamn FANTASTIC album. Love Ocean and the entire Odd Future crew.
 
2013-01-29 02:34:37 AM
PiffMan420:

Channel Orange is also a goddamn FANTASTIC album. Love Ocean and the entire Odd Future crew.

I'm not usually a fan of R&B (there's something about the style that makes me cranky), but I love Channel Orange. It's one of those albums that transcends genre and just works on every level. It's brilliant and conveys such raw emotion.
 
2013-01-29 06:00:57 AM
Beat the crap out of a woman, then get in two more brawls that involve the police while you're on probation. Check to see how long it takes for them to throw your ass in prison. Seriously, how is this douche canoe not in jail?
 
2013-01-29 06:15:29 AM

vwarb: Beat the crap out of a woman, then get in two more brawls that involve the police while you're on probation. Check to see how long it takes for them to throw your ass in prison. Seriously, how is this douche canoe not in jail?


$$$$
 
2013-01-30 02:31:08 PM
Rihanna wants her ass beat some 'mo so she went back to him. A murder-suicide would be appropriate in this case.
 
2013-01-31 12:02:29 AM

professordumbledorf: Rihanna wants her ass beat some 'mo so she went back to him. A murder-suicide would be appropriate in this case.


How Stacy Allen of her
 
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