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(Sun Sentinel)   Car-surfing while feuding with an ex can be hazardous to your health: Man fatally shot after clinging to top of moving car for 10-miles   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 20
    More: Florida, car surfing, Lamark D. Tucker Sr.  
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2013-01-28 09:35:02 AM  
took away both McNeil's car keys and cell phone

Yeah, common tactic.

continually threatening McNeil
stopped at least twice asking people for help


I'm happy for her and the kids that they don't have to deal with him anymore.
 
2013-01-28 09:41:54 AM  
T.J. Hooker, NOOOOOO!
 
2013-01-28 09:41:59 AM  
Hooker's a good cop!
 
2013-01-28 09:43:50 AM  
Imokwiththis.jpg
 
2013-01-28 09:44:24 AM  
I read that as Cat Surfing... was thinking what the fark?
 
2013-01-28 09:47:44 AM  
Anyone read this as Cat Surfing?

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Who doesn't name their cat Gnarly?
 
2013-01-28 10:01:43 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: took away both McNeil's car keys and cell phone

Yeah, common tactic.

continually threatening McNeil
stopped at least twice asking people for help

I'm happy for her and the kids that they don't have to deal with him anymore.


according to another article she was worried that he might have a gun so she shot him... with another gun in the car.

also he somehow managed to father three kids with her
 
2013-01-28 10:03:54 AM  
An almost identical incident happened not that long ago, but the woman who was doing the hood riding didn't get shot that time. Maybe this is catching on? :D

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/09/man-allegedly-drives-wi t h-girlfriend-on-car-hood/
 
2013-01-28 10:26:56 AM  
The ballad of Nikki and Lamark...

/The children were not in the car.
 
2013-01-28 10:48:36 AM  
Great! Now I can't get the tune Wipeout out of my head.
 
2013-01-28 11:13:42 AM  

TheHappyCanadian: according to another article she was worried that he might have a gun so she shot him... with another gun in the car.

also he somehow managed to father three kids with her


That really was a hell of a ride.
 
2013-01-28 11:38:35 AM  
Actually, the car-surfing itself wasn't hazardous to his health, it was the getting shot part.
 
2013-01-28 11:49:31 AM  
He gets a pretty high score for car surfing a 10 mile long wave. And bonus points for sticking it in crazy at least 3 times. Have to wonder if at any point during the ride, the thought crossed his mind that this was a pretty farking stupid thing to do
 
2013-01-28 11:55:40 AM  

hammettman: And bonus points for sticking it in crazy at least 3 times.


It's the other way around, dude.
 
2013-01-28 12:24:24 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: hammettman: And bonus points for sticking it in crazy at least 3 times.
It's the other way around, dude.


No, no--it was a man who got on the car, so she's the crazy one. She's a woman, so she's the crazy one, period, no matter what happened. Where is your Fark logic?

MEN aren't crazy. They're just righteously angry and need to buy more guns to enforce their righteousness.
 
2013-01-28 02:58:06 PM  
Wouldn't a nice sudden deceleration take care of her hood-rider problem, without the need for gunfire? I don't think it's really as easy to maintain a grip as TV and movies make it seem... (In fact, I think the Mythbusters tackled that one once...)

Oh well, from the sound of it, maybe the world is better off with him dead, anyway...
 
2013-01-28 04:12:22 PM  
That's one way to remove an unwanted hood ornament.

/Did anyone catch the double ententdre?
 
2013-01-28 05:01:28 PM  
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2013-01-29 09:52:56 AM  

Keeve: TheHappyCanadian: according to another article she was worried that he might have a gun so she shot him... with another gun in the car.

also he somehow managed to father three kids with her

That really was a hell of a ride.


HA!
 
2013-01-29 09:58:26 AM  
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Surfing like a Boss
 
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