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(Buzzfeed)   Fourteen stories behind Taylor Swift's ridiculous breakup songs   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 19
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2013-01-28 12:36:18 PM
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vudukungfu: I wasn't betting. To quote a great songwriter, "No one knows what goes on behind closed doors"



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Incorrect. This man knows.
2013-01-28 01:17:11 PM
2 votes:

Caelistis: vudukungfu: I wasn't betting. To quote a great songwriter, "No one knows what goes on behind closed doors"


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Incorrect. This man knows.


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Laughs at your purple monkey dishwasher
2013-01-28 10:10:34 AM
2 votes:
"I won't give it up so they stop putting up with my shiat."
2013-01-28 07:21:19 PM
1 votes:

Lachwen: Fano: Lachwen: Fano: Thinking they can change men is the equivalent to the Gordian knot or Fermat's last theorem for chicks. Every last one of them thinks they have the solution. So far, none in history have succeeded

Fermat's last theorem was proven for all values of n in 1984.

And the Gordian knot was solved back in Alexander's time

So...you're saying that women CAN change men then?


Sure... just do it the way Alexander did it... cut 'em in half with your sword.
2013-01-28 03:01:02 PM
1 votes:
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2013-01-28 02:49:57 PM
1 votes:

LindenFark: HAMMERTOE: 1) Stunningly pretty.

I dunno. I make no Studman judgements on her figure, but every time I see her face it seems she has Queen Elizabeth I level makeup. She's either is hiding a really bad complexion or has really bad fashion sense.


GIS for 'taylor swift without makeup'. I'll let you make your own judgments.

Madbassist1: LlamaGirl: I don't think it was all that well known that she was so prudish until after most of her exploits. It's only very recently come out that she does not have sex... At all.

Oh bullshiat. John Mayer tapped that. He's had more top shelf pussy than I've even seen, you think he made an exception for that? no way.


Given the songs thought to be about Mayer, I think I'd agree he did. And Mayer's arguably gotten a more brutal song treatment for his trouble than any other boyfriend Taylor's ever had. It appears that 'Dear John', 'Treacherous' and 'I Knew You Were Trouble' are the ones about him. And given that A) the John songs have spanned two albums, and B) the hidden message for Treacherous is "won't stop till its over", Taylor's not even done with him yet.
2013-01-28 02:47:32 PM
1 votes:

Waldo Pepper: Nice to see a young woman with morals and it is a shame these jerks don't realize that "putting out" isn't what builds a relationship.


I almost forgot I wasn't on /b/ with all the white knights in here.
2013-01-28 02:38:30 PM
1 votes:
Nice to see a young woman with morals and it is a shame these jerks don't realize that "putting out" isn't what builds a relationship.
2013-01-28 02:34:47 PM
1 votes:

Big Beef Burrito: Millennium: doczoidberg: Why would anyone want to put up with a woman's crap unless they were at least getting sex?

Love, maybe?

Love? Lord above!


Are you All Right Now?
2013-01-28 01:03:09 PM
1 votes:
Taylor Swift, as I've said before, is quickly becoming like the end piece of bread...

Every one touches it but no one wants to keep it....
2013-01-28 12:48:41 PM
1 votes:

Celerian: Cinaed: One does not put one's dick into the crazy.

"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" sounds more like the most delightful promise ever given.

Want to bet that the guy who finally breaks the seal is going to have one horny nymph on his hands?


Yeah...no....it never works out that way.

It always just turns into a series over-zealous awkward encounters that culminate with a trip to the ER with her having a UTI and breath stinking of Altoids.
2013-01-28 12:24:26 PM
1 votes:

Cinaed: One does not put one's dick into the crazy.

"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" sounds more like the most delightful promise ever given.


B.S. Some of the best times I've ever had were when my dick was in crazy. You just gotta have an exit strategy in place.

/would wear my dick down to "asian" in Taylor Swift
2013-01-28 12:20:28 PM
1 votes:
I can see what the writer was trying to do.

Unfortunately, these are only "Leno funny."
2013-01-28 11:47:35 AM
1 votes:

HotIgneous Intruder: Stories of Taylor Swift's behind?
I'm ready. Bring them on.


Super soft veins....
2013-01-28 11:28:53 AM
1 votes:
Why did I read that? I'm going back to bed an hope the real day turns out better.
2013-01-28 11:21:19 AM
1 votes:
Why do we keep greenlighting Buzzfeed links? Clicking a Buzzfeed link never leads to anything but misery.
2013-01-28 11:20:05 AM
1 votes:

doczoidberg: LlamaGirl: Girl needs to ease off the serial dating. Either that or start putting out.


Does she really not put out? Is that the official line???

I mean, if she refuses to put out, then what the hell is the point in dating her?


Yes, that is the story. She doesn't want to put out because she doesn't want to be seen as a slut, yet she dates anything with a penis that gets within 10 feet of her.

I think she might make a good death pool candidate in another year or so. Seriously a screwed up person.
2013-01-28 11:15:18 AM
1 votes:
Wanna bet she's a lipstick lezzie?
2013-01-28 09:47:47 AM
1 votes:
Girl needs to ease off the serial dating. Either that or start putting out.
 
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