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2013-01-28 03:32:07 PM
2 votes:

cryinoutloud: TheKiwiBird: Whoever told her to be a puritanical nutbar who leaves every relationship with a bunch of rumors of how farking crazy she is and how miniscule her issues really are (that she has written a song about, no less) should have been fired the second her relationships became a joke about how she's only trying to get her next hit single out of her brief stint with you.

I don't think anyone told her anything. She might have managers, but I think she manages her public image any way she pleases.

I saw an interview with her, and whatever else she is, the lady is confident.


I was merely replying to a comment suggesting that someone told her to be the nutbar she is. I fullheartedly believe she's nuts enough without anyone telling her to be nuts.

I mean, if she was just a girl who just didnt like sex who ended up dating promiscuous guys in the hopes that they will respect her choice, then I would think she's an optimistic kind of crazy and maybe I would feel sorry for her a little. I would think she's stupid and pity the fact that her staff hasn't tried to stop her little romantic heart from wandering off again and again, as it is wont to do.

I might even feel sorry if she seemed to just be picky and unlucky with the choices she made. Lord knows all of us have made quite a few mistakes with partners here and there, and you can't fault a girl with that.

However, with every relationship ending with lots of nutbar rumors of her having insane little nitpicks, along with it resulting in a brand new whiny breakup song about the guy, you can't help but side with the guys every damn time. This girl is a trainwreck and anybody tryin to stick their dick in her now is either insanely brave in thinking they're gonna be THE ONE, or insanely ignorant of her past and rightly doesn't deserve pity when he's the next hot track off her new album.

She's only confident because there's a lot of 12-14 year old girls who are equally emboldened and justified by her immature lyrics about those nasty poopyhead boys being stupid meanies.

We can only hope her overconfidence leads to her demise, financial or otherwise.
2013-01-28 12:11:51 PM
2 votes:

LlamaGirl: doczoidberg: LlamaGirl: Girl needs to ease off the serial dating. Either that or start putting out.


Does she really not put out? Is that the official line???

I mean, if she refuses to put out, then what the hell is the point in dating her?

I don't think it was all that well known that she was so prudish until after most of her exploits. It's only very recently come out that she does not have sex... At all.

If she wants to be the moral queen, fine, but she needs to find someone on the same page as her with that then and stop expecting to change men who she is well aware enjoy having sex with women, some men who have pussy falling all over them (The one direction kid).

She thinks she can change men. She is a grade A moron.


Which is why I think her "relationships" are a marketing tool to sell music.
2013-01-28 11:21:19 AM
2 votes:
Why do we keep greenlighting Buzzfeed links? Clicking a Buzzfeed link never leads to anything but misery.
2013-01-28 09:47:47 AM
2 votes:
Girl needs to ease off the serial dating. Either that or start putting out.
2013-01-28 04:12:56 PM
1 votes:

Fano: Lachwen: Fano: Thinking they can change men is the equivalent to the Gordian knot or Fermat's last theorem for chicks. Every last one of them thinks they have the solution. So far, none in history have succeeded

Fermat's last theorem was proven for all values of n in 1984.

And the Gordian knot was solved back in Alexander's time


So...you're saying that women CAN change men then?

(Personally, I don't think you should try to "change" a guy: ladies, if something about your guy really bugs you, sit down with him and have an honest, forthright discussion about it. Maybe it's something he'd be willing to change himself. If it's not, however, then you have to decide whether it's something that will spell the death of the relationship for you. If yes, get out then, with grace and dignity. And guys, it works both ways: if there's something your girl does that really gets under your skin, TALK TO HER ABOUT IT. Give and take is healthy in a relationship. Unilaterally trying to mold a person into someone new and different is not.)
2013-01-28 03:55:07 PM
1 votes:
Much like John McCain is to blame for Sarah Palin, I blame Kanye West for making Taylor Swift into a big deal.
2013-01-28 03:51:49 PM
1 votes:

nimawai: /Why yes I spend way too much time on gossip sites


The fact all of your response comes from rumor sights, makes you lose all credibility.
Good gosh, stop feeding those liars.

/you're making me sad
2013-01-28 03:16:38 PM
1 votes:

nimawai: First off this trick is NOT as innocent as she's making herself out to be. You don't date John Mayer for more than a minute and not have really farking kinky sex. The guy is known for his kinks as much as his music now. (Thank you blind news sites.) Second it's rumored they broke up because she got knocked up and he told her to take care of it. Which she did.

I read that there's a new rumor as to why they broke up. Evidently Taylor kept nagging Harry to get his "turtleneck" snipped because she didn't like the way it looked. Home girl wants a mushroom, not a turtleneck. She kept on him and he finally said fark you and broke up with her. At least according to "friends". This whole thing has been a circus. I've never seen a celeb break up have more rumors attached to it. It seems every day there's a new reason why these 2 broke up. It's getting to the point where it's sounding like the boy who cried wolf.

Honestly I think this is a 100% made up romance. All signs point to Harry being gay and hot for his band mate Louis. There are tons of videos of those 2 intimately touching each other and giving googly eyes at each other. Even in their new video Harry says Kiss Me and looks straight at Louis. Taylor is a known bearder. I have a feeling the only "straight" guys she's dated were the Kennedy kid & Mayer. Although it's rumored that Mayer is also a fan of the peen as well as the beaver.

/Why yes I spend way too much time on gossip sites
//Still won't go to Perez's site though. That guy makes my skin crawl
///This is part of the reason I will always be single :/


Yeah, most people are pretty wary about settling down with someone who obsesses over the demise of couples they don't even know. I also like how everyone hates Perez Hilton, as though non-sleazy gossip sites exist...
2013-01-28 02:51:44 PM
1 votes:

Brick-House: Im impressed with the level of hate for this girl who appears to have morals. You ever think that perhaps you could enjoy someone's company with out sex until you're sure they're the right one before putting out and avoid being labeled a slut?


Hey -- if she chooses to date around and not have sex, that's entirely her business.

It's her apparent willingness to turn even her most transient relationships into some sort of overwrought Young & the Restless episode that's annoying as all hell. She can date any way she sees fit, but she could definitely use a little more privacy in her love life.
2013-01-28 02:47:32 PM
1 votes:

Waldo Pepper: Nice to see a young woman with morals and it is a shame these jerks don't realize that "putting out" isn't what builds a relationship.


I almost forgot I wasn't on /b/ with all the white knights in here.
2013-01-28 02:24:56 PM
1 votes:

HAMMERTOE: 1) Stunningly pretty.


I dunno. I make no Studman judgements on her figure, but every time I see her face it seems she has Queen Elizabeth I level makeup. She's either is hiding a really bad complexion or has really bad fashion sense.
2013-01-28 01:17:11 PM
1 votes:

Caelistis: vudukungfu: I wasn't betting. To quote a great songwriter, "No one knows what goes on behind closed doors"


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Incorrect. This man knows.


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Laughs at your purple monkey dishwasher
2013-01-28 12:48:41 PM
1 votes:

Celerian: Cinaed: One does not put one's dick into the crazy.

"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" sounds more like the most delightful promise ever given.

Want to bet that the guy who finally breaks the seal is going to have one horny nymph on his hands?


Yeah...no....it never works out that way.

It always just turns into a series over-zealous awkward encounters that culminate with a trip to the ER with her having a UTI and breath stinking of Altoids.
2013-01-28 12:36:18 PM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: I wasn't betting. To quote a great songwriter, "No one knows what goes on behind closed doors"



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Incorrect. This man knows.
2013-01-28 12:20:28 PM
1 votes:
I can see what the writer was trying to do.

Unfortunately, these are only "Leno funny."
2013-01-28 12:20:15 PM
1 votes:

YodaBlues: Cute redhead too, but I must remind myself about never sticking my dick in crazy.


Dear YodaBlues,

ALL redheads are crazy. They just are. In some form or fashion, They're off track from the rest of society at large.

I, personally, would vigorously penis any cute redhead that was willing because sticking your dick in the crazy is incredibly fun provided you know when to punch out and when to dispose of that disposable cell phone.

/Is a redhead
//Is immune to redhead crazy
2013-01-28 12:09:49 PM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: Wanna bet she's a lipstick lezzie?


I wouldn't be surprised if these weren't Hollywood PR relationships. I very much doubt she's actually dated all of these men but the implication that she has makes for good gossip and record sales. Considering one guy came forward and said she wouldn't have sex with him - she only wanted to act like a couple in public - I'm not betting on lesbianism.
2013-01-28 11:58:58 AM
1 votes:

LlamaGirl: doczoidberg: LlamaGirl: Girl needs to ease off the serial dating. Either that or start putting out.


Does she really not put out? Is that the official line???

I mean, if she refuses to put out, then what the hell is the point in dating her?

I don't think it was all that well known that she was so prudish until after most of her exploits. It's only very recently come out that she does not have sex... At all.

If she wants to be the moral queen, fine, but she needs to find someone on the same page as her with that then and stop expecting to change men who she is well aware enjoy having sex with women, some men who have pussy falling all over them (The one direction kid).

She thinks she can change men. She is a grade A moron.


Thinking they can change men is the equivalent to the Gordian knot or Fermat's last theorem for chicks. Every last one of them thinks they have the solution. So far, none in history have succeeded
2013-01-28 11:56:51 AM
1 votes:

GAT_00: TL; DR: girl has serious issues and is unable to cope without having a boyfriend to drive insane.


I have a close friend who is like this. She is absolutely unable to deal with normal life when single and all she does is whine about how single she is. She doesn't even like half the guys she dates, she just hates showing up to social gatherings alone. Pretty farkin' sad.

/Cute redhead too, but I must remind myself about never sticking my dick in crazy.
2013-01-28 11:50:28 AM
1 votes:

doczoidberg: LlamaGirl: Girl needs to ease off the serial dating. Either that or start putting out.


Does she really not put out? Is that the official line???

I mean, if she refuses to put out, then what the hell is the point in dating her?


I don't think it was all that well known that she was so prudish until after most of her exploits. It's only very recently come out that she does not have sex... At all.

If she wants to be the moral queen, fine, but she needs to find someone on the same page as her with that then and stop expecting to change men who she is well aware enjoy having sex with women, some men who have pussy falling all over them (The one direction kid).

She thinks she can change men. She is a grade A moron.
2013-01-28 11:28:53 AM
1 votes:
Why did I read that? I'm going back to bed an hope the real day turns out better.
2013-01-28 11:27:29 AM
1 votes:
One does not put one's dick into the crazy.

"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" sounds more like the most delightful promise ever given.
2013-01-28 11:20:05 AM
1 votes:

doczoidberg: LlamaGirl: Girl needs to ease off the serial dating. Either that or start putting out.


Does she really not put out? Is that the official line???

I mean, if she refuses to put out, then what the hell is the point in dating her?


Yes, that is the story. She doesn't want to put out because she doesn't want to be seen as a slut, yet she dates anything with a penis that gets within 10 feet of her.

I think she might make a good death pool candidate in another year or so. Seriously a screwed up person.
2013-01-28 11:15:18 AM
1 votes:
Wanna bet she's a lipstick lezzie?
2013-01-28 10:10:26 AM
1 votes:
TL; DR: girl has serious issues and is unable to cope without having a boyfriend to drive insane.
 
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