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2013-01-28 03:54:00 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Every time I see a Taylor Swift headline, for a second I hope it's a Taylor Dane story.


I'll see your Taylor Dane and raise you Taylor Wane:

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2013-01-28 03:54:58 PM  

Big Beef Burrito: Millennium: doczoidberg: Why would anyone want to put up with a woman's crap unless they were at least getting sex?

Love, maybe?

Love? Lord above!


Now he's trying to trick me in love Oww!
 
2013-01-28 03:55:07 PM  
Much like John McCain is to blame for Sarah Palin, I blame Kanye West for making Taylor Swift into a big deal.
 
2013-01-28 03:57:56 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: I blame Kanye West for making Taylor Swift into a big deal.


I blame Kanye West for abusing AutoTune to point where an entire genre of music is unlistenable crap. He has a lot to answer for.
 
2013-01-28 04:11:25 PM  
In any case, I bet she cooks one of a rabbit at this point.
 
2013-01-28 04:12:00 PM  

born_yesterday: In any case, I bet she cooks one of a rabbit at this point.


Ugh. One hell of a rabbit.

-1,000
 
2013-01-28 04:12:56 PM  

Fano: Lachwen: Fano: Thinking they can change men is the equivalent to the Gordian knot or Fermat's last theorem for chicks. Every last one of them thinks they have the solution. So far, none in history have succeeded

Fermat's last theorem was proven for all values of n in 1984.

And the Gordian knot was solved back in Alexander's time


So...you're saying that women CAN change men then?

(Personally, I don't think you should try to "change" a guy: ladies, if something about your guy really bugs you, sit down with him and have an honest, forthright discussion about it. Maybe it's something he'd be willing to change himself. If it's not, however, then you have to decide whether it's something that will spell the death of the relationship for you. If yes, get out then, with grace and dignity. And guys, it works both ways: if there's something your girl does that really gets under your skin, TALK TO HER ABOUT IT. Give and take is healthy in a relationship. Unilaterally trying to mold a person into someone new and different is not.)
 
2013-01-28 04:15:21 PM  

Millennium: doczoidberg: Why would anyone want to put up with a woman's crap unless they were at least getting sex?

Love, maybe?



If she loves you, she'll want to have sex with you.
 
2013-01-28 04:22:46 PM  

cryinoutloud: I don't think anyone told her anything. She might have managers, but I think she manages her public image any way she pleases.


She runs her own management company (13 Management) alongside her mom.
 
2013-01-28 04:24:35 PM  

doczoidberg: Millennium: doczoidberg: Why would anyone want to put up with a woman's crap unless they were at least getting sex?

Love, maybe?


If she loves you, she'll want to have sex with you.



You haven't met my wife.
 
2013-01-28 04:28:00 PM  

Gosling: No, no, vudukungfu has it pretty well pegged.


At least I'm pegging something.
 
2013-01-28 04:29:22 PM  

born_yesterday: born_yesterday: In any case, I bet she cooks one of a rabbit at this point.

Ugh. One hell of a rabbit.

-1,000


"One of a Rabbit" sounds like a song title. Are you Brian Eno, by any chance?
 
2013-01-28 04:50:33 PM  
St. Paul Sep 6/7. I am *so* there.

/or not
 
2013-01-28 05:05:06 PM  
This song was inspired by all the times when Taylor Lautner just wouldnot stopreferring to himself as "Tim the Tool Man Taylor Lautner."

Uh, that actually makes me like the guy.
 
2013-01-28 05:07:17 PM  

LlamaGirl: doczoidberg: LlamaGirl: Girl needs to ease off the serial dating. Either that or start putting out.


Does she really not put out? Is that the official line???

I mean, if she refuses to put out, then what the hell is the point in dating her?

I don't think it was all that well known that she was so prudish until after most of her exploits. It's only very recently come out that she does not have sex... At all.

If she wants to be the moral queen, fine, but she needs to find someone on the same page as her with that then and stop expecting to change men who she is well aware enjoy having sex with women, some men who have pussy falling all over them (The one direction kid).

She thinks she can change men. She is a grade A moron.


At this point, so are the men who keep dating her.  It's pretty common knowledge that she doesn't put out, so why do men who want to have sex with women keep giving her the time of day?
 
2013-01-28 05:17:00 PM  

akula: If you're so insanely busy that you can't even do that for weeks or months at a time your schedule is unhealthy...


so people in relationships with soldiers deployed elsewhere are unhealthy?
 
2013-01-28 05:29:07 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: doczoidberg: Millennium: doczoidberg: Why would anyone want to put up with a woman's crap unless they were at least getting sex?

Love, maybe?


If she loves you, she'll want to have sex with you.


You haven't met my wife.


I have. She wants to have sex, just not with you.
 
2013-01-28 05:47:45 PM  

calm like a bomb: Psycoholic_Slag: doczoidberg: Millennium: doczoidberg: Why would anyone want to put up with a woman's crap unless they were at least getting sex?

Love, maybe?


If she loves you, she'll want to have sex with you.


You haven't met my wife.

I have. She wants to have sex, just not with you.



Yeah, that was a slow one right over the plate.
 
2013-01-28 06:23:23 PM  

Gosling: cryinoutloud: I don't think anyone told her anything. She might have managers, but I think she manages her public image any way she pleases.
She runs her own management company (13 Management) alongside her mom.


Well there you are. You're late.
 
2013-01-28 07:04:49 PM  

cryinoutloud: Well there you are. You're late.


I showed up eight hours ago to mock a terrible greenlight from a terrible site (honestly, has a Buzzfeed greenlight ever turned out to be anything other than an awful list conceived on the toilet and created from its output?). I don't know what you're looking at.
 
2013-01-28 07:11:36 PM  

doczoidberg: Brick-House: Im impressed with the level of hate for this girl who appears to have morals. You ever think that perhaps you could enjoy someone's company with out sex until you're sure they're the right one before putting out and avoid being labeled a slut?

Now don't get me wrong, I would fark that girl so good, the chorus of her next song would be her having multiple orgasms. But I don't see anything wrong with what she's doing.


No. I do not think that's possible.

Why would anyone want to put up with a woman's crap unless they were at least getting sex?

Seriously. Such an individual should get a hobby instead. Much more fulfilling that listening to someone nag.


Bet you're quite the charmer, huh?
 
2013-01-28 07:21:19 PM  

Lachwen: Fano: Lachwen: Fano: Thinking they can change men is the equivalent to the Gordian knot or Fermat's last theorem for chicks. Every last one of them thinks they have the solution. So far, none in history have succeeded

Fermat's last theorem was proven for all values of n in 1984.

And the Gordian knot was solved back in Alexander's time

So...you're saying that women CAN change men then?


Sure... just do it the way Alexander did it... cut 'em in half with your sword.
 
2013-01-28 07:41:58 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: akula: If you're so insanely busy that you can't even do that for weeks or months at a time your schedule is unhealthy...

so people in relationships with soldiers deployed elsewhere are unhealthy?


Congratulations on managing to find the specific hole in a generalized statement.

Seeing as how nobody up to your post in the thread had mentioned deployed troops, I can understand why you must have thought I was including such things, and I apologize for not being extremely specific with complete footnotes so as to avoid being unclear for those who might pick apart a post just to be a dick. You  know, persons such as yourself.

There is indeed a difference between a schedule one sets themselves and a schedule that is imposed from the outside, be it military service, prison time, or other things. But we're talking about somebody who is only busy a few days at a time and for whom airfare would be a trivial expense, and maybe even generalizing out to people who just have a full calendar. And generally, for such people they will find ways to adjust their schedule and travel if it's something they actually want to enjoy.
 
2013-01-28 07:45:44 PM  

TheKiwiBird: Whoever told her to be a puritanical nutbar who leaves every relationship with a bunch of rumors of how farking crazy she is and how miniscule her issues really are (that she has written a song about, no less) should have been fired


I'll be honest, I haven't heard anything she's ever done but from what I've heard about what she sings about, it probably connects with a lot of psycho teen girls (meaning teen girls) so I think that's what they're going for.
 
2013-01-28 07:56:20 PM  

Gosling: I showed up eight hours ago to mock a terrible greenlight from a terrible site (honestly, has a Buzzfeed greenlight ever turned out to be anything other than an awful list conceived on the toilet and created from its output?). I don't know what you're looking at.


Well, not this thread, obviously. And not the article either, because Buzzfeed sucks.
 
2013-01-28 08:22:57 PM  

red5ish: give me doughnuts: Now I know when and where to go trolling for 14-year-olds.

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Obligatory.

You should look up the tour schedule for Carrie Underwood too. Never seen so many "tweens" in Daisy Dukes and cowboy boots in my life. That's a target rich environment if there ever was one. Not that I'm advocating that kind of thing, because you will go to jail.

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You're somehow making an assumption that I'm not 15.
 
2013-01-28 09:16:15 PM  

cryinoutloud: Buzzfeed sucks.


I remember when suck dot com sucked.
 
2013-01-29 01:55:39 AM  

Millennium: doczoidberg: Why would anyone want to put up with a woman's crap unless they were at least getting sex?

Love, maybe?


What's love got to do with it?

/who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?
 
2013-01-29 08:33:06 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: It's pretty common knowledge that she doesn't put out,


What exactly this knowledge is based on?
 
2013-01-29 08:59:59 AM  

LewDux: The My Little Pony Killer: It's pretty common knowledge that she doesn't put out,

What exactly this knowledge is based on?


The internet. They can't put anything on the internet that isn't true.

/bonjour
 
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