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2013-01-28 01:48:05 PM

cgraves67: Because Fark personas are more promiscuous than any of us are in real lif


Man, she'd be walking bowlegged, with a runny nose.
I mean, her ears would pop.
 
2013-01-28 01:49:58 PM
First off this trick is NOT as innocent as she's making herself out to be. You don't date John Mayer for more than a minute and not have really farking kinky sex. The guy is known for his kinks as much as his music now. (Thank you blind news sites.) Second it's rumored they broke up because she got knocked up and he told her to take care of it. Which she did.

I read that there's a new rumor as to why they broke up. Evidently Taylor kept nagging Harry to get his "turtleneck" snipped because she didn't like the way it looked. Home girl wants a mushroom, not a turtleneck. She kept on him and he finally said fark you and broke up with her. At least according to "friends". This whole thing has been a circus. I've never seen a celeb break up have more rumors attached to it. It seems every day there's a new reason why these 2 broke up. It's getting to the point where it's sounding like the boy who cried wolf.

Honestly I think this is a 100% made up romance. All signs point to Harry being gay and hot for his band mate Louis. There are tons of videos of those 2 intimately touching each other and giving googly eyes at each other. Even in their new video Harry says Kiss Me and looks straight at Louis. Taylor is a known bearder. I have a feeling the only "straight" guys she's dated were the Kennedy kid & Mayer. Although it's rumored that Mayer is also a fan of the peen as well as the beaver.

/Why yes I spend way too much time on gossip sites
//Still won't go to Perez's site though. That guy makes my skin crawl
///This is part of the reason I will always be single :/
 
2013-01-28 01:53:18 PM

vudukungfu: Yeah, if really busy means flossing with carpet fiber.
How busy can she be? I could (and occasionally do) write better songs hammered out of my skull.
What's she busy doing? Changin' clothes? Giving interviews? Endorsin Taylor Guitars?


How busy can she be? I guess that being at the center of a multi-million dollar enterprise makes some demands on her time. While I wouldn't rule out getting hammered and writing songs I doubt she gets hammered or we'd hear about it.

If my extensive research, which I carry out while waiting in the check out line at the supermarket, is any indication, then she is is very busy doing interviews, fashion shoots, endorsing products, changing clothes, getting makeup applied, and all the other things required to create and maintain an "image" which is her bread and butter.

When she isn't doing that stuff she is involved in the actual "music" part of her business. Here's a list of her upcoming tour dates from her website. Personally, I can't figure out how she has the time to have as many "relationships" as reported in the magazines at the check out line. I suspect a lot of them are publicity stunts.

Maybe you can help me with my research; how do YOU maintain a relationship when you are on the road doing a 45 city tour to sold out arenas and auditoriums. Do you find it easy to make time between your photo and video shoots to sneak away for romance? I'm sure you write great songs (because you say you do) so how do YOU deal with the demands of your international success?

March 13 & 14 Omaha, Nebraska

March 18 & 19 St. Louis, Missouri

March 22 Charlotte, North Carolina

March 23 Columbia, South Carolina

March 27 & 28 & 29 Newark, New Jersey

April 10 Miami, Florida

April 11 & 12 Orlando, Florida

April 18 & 19 Atlanta, Georgia

April 20 Tampa, Florida

April 25 Cleveland, Ohio

April 26 Indianapolis, Indiana

April 27 Lexington, Kentucky

May 4 Detroit, Michigan

May 7 Louisville, Kentucky

May 8 Columbus, Ohio

May 11 & 12 Washington, DC

May 16 Houston, Texas

May 21 Austin, Texas

May 22 San Antonio, Texas

May 25 Dallas, Texas

May 28 & 29 Glendale, Arizona

June 1 Salt Lake City, Utah

June 2 Denver, Colorado

June 14 Toronto, Ontario

June 15 Toronto, Ontario

June 22 Winnipeg, Manitoba

June 29 Vancouver, British Columbia

July 6 Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

July 19 Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

July 20 Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

July 26 Foxborough, Massachusetts

July 27 Foxborough, Massachusetts

August 1 Des Moines, Iowa

August 2 & 3 Kansas City, Missouri

August 6 Wichita, Kansas

August 7 Tulsa, Oklahoma

August 10 Chicago, Illinois

August 15 San Diego, California

August 19 & 20 Los Angeles, California

August 23 & 24 Los Angeles, California

August 27 Sacramento, California

August 30 Portland, Oregon

August 31 Tacoma, Washington

September 6 Fargo, North Dakota

September 7 & 8 St. Paul, Minnesota

September 12 Greensboro, North Carolina

September 13 Raleigh, North Carolina

September 14 Charlottesville, Virginia

September 19, 20 & 21 Nashville, Tennessee
 
2013-01-28 01:58:19 PM
TFA: Of course Swift didn't always date celebrities. This earlier single is about the impossible heartbreak that comes when a guy named Drew who drives a Saturn chooses another girl.

Take 'em down for libel!
 
2013-01-28 02:00:55 PM

red5ish: how do YOU maintain a relationship when you are on the road doing a 45 city tour to sold out arenas and auditoriums


Hookers.
 
2013-01-28 02:01:12 PM

cryinoutloud: Mila Kunis is now joined at the hip with Ashton Kutcher, and he's a very busy guy too.

So I guess she only doesn't have time for relationships when she doesn't want to have time for relationships.


Yeah, I saw that they attended a Dodgers game together. It's not surprising they got together since they have known each other a long time and there wouldn't be any "Wow I'm dating Mila Kunis or Wow I'm dating Ashton Kutcher" crap between them. I suspect celebrities have a hard time meeting people who are not in the business that will treat them like regular people. Other celebrities also understand the demands put on their time so are less likely to be frustrated. Not that celebrities are known for having long relationships.
 
2013-01-28 02:03:46 PM
A pop star who writes their own songs? When did this start happening?
 
2013-01-28 02:04:12 PM

Brick-House: Im impressed with the level of hate for this girl who appears to have morals. You ever think that perhaps you could enjoy someone's company with out sex until you're sure they're the right one before putting out and avoid being labeled a slut?

Now don't get me wrong, I would fark that girl so good, the chorus of her next song would be her having multiple orgasms. But I don't see anything wrong with what she's doing.


She's as moral as any other psycho gash. You'd have to be careful she doesn't moral your pecker off with a sharpened spork
 
2013-01-28 02:04:14 PM

vudukungfu: red5ish: how do YOU maintain a relationship when you are on the road doing a 45 city tour to sold out arenas and auditoriums

Hookers.


Hookers mean never having to say you're sorry.
 
2013-01-28 02:07:27 PM

akula: LlamaGirl: If she wants to be the moral queen, fine, but she needs to find someone on the same page as her with that then and stop expecting to change men who she is well aware enjoy having sex with women, some men who have pussy falling all over them (The one direction kid).

I think you're right on this. There probably are guys out there who would be perfectly happy with Taylor and she with them. However, they generally will not be the Hollywood types. She is the sort who seems to fall hard and fall fast, but it seems that celebrity encourages guys to be more in the player mold. I don't see the point in passing judgment on either type here, but I do think it's plain that the two types do not mix well.


I do recall reading something regarding her mentioning a brief relationship she had with some non-famous guy not too far back; his name never got in any headlines and he didn't end up in any songs. What ended up happening there was that, well, Taylor Swift's fame happened. The guy was fine, Taylor had nothing bad to say about him, but everybody around the guy- friends, family, etc.- got so utterly star-struck that it became impossible to maintain anything resembling a normal relationship. So I don't know what you do about that.
 
2013-01-28 02:09:53 PM
If you want to hold out till marriage, you probably shouldn't date guys who are used to getting whatever they want, whenever they want it.

Just a thought.
 
2013-01-28 02:10:31 PM
Her manager obviously noticed that people (I'm not but people are) are getting tired of these teen/20 something pop singers who turn out to be whores and told her to go the puritanical route. She could have an S&M dungeon in her basement for all anyone knows.
 
2013-01-28 02:10:57 PM

Brick-House: Im impressed with the level of hate for this girl who appears to have morals. You ever think that perhaps you could enjoy someone's company with out sex until you're sure they're the right one before putting out and avoid being labeled a slut?

Now don't get me wrong, I would fark that girl so good, the chorus of her next song would be her having multiple orgasms. But I don't see anything wrong with what she's doing.



No. I do not think that's possible.

Why would anyone want to put up with a woman's crap unless they were at least getting sex?

Seriously. Such an individual should get a hobby instead. Much more fulfilling that listening to someone nag.
 
2013-01-28 02:17:40 PM

red5ish: vudukungfu: Yeah, if really busy means flossing with carpet fiber.
How busy can she be? I could (and occasionally do) write better songs hammered out of my skull.
What's she busy doing? Changin' clothes? Giving interviews? Endorsin Taylor Guitars?

How busy can she be? I guess that being at the center of a multi-million dollar enterprise makes some demands on her time. While I wouldn't rule out getting hammered and writing songs I doubt she gets hammered or we'd hear about it.

If my extensive research, which I carry out while waiting in the check out line at the supermarket, is any indication, then she is is very busy doing interviews, fashion shoots, endorsing products, changing clothes, getting makeup applied, and all the other things required to create and maintain an "image" which is her bread and butter.

When she isn't doing that stuff she is involved in the actual "music" part of her business. Here's a list of her upcoming tour dates from her website. Personally, I can't figure out how she has the time to have as many "relationships" as reported in the magazines at the check out line. I suspect a lot of them are publicity stunts.

Maybe you can help me with my research; how do YOU maintain a relationship when you are on the road doing a 45 city tour to sold out arenas and auditoriums. Do you find it easy to make time between your photo and video shoots to sneak away for romance? I'm sure you write great songs (because you say you do) so how do YOU deal with the demands of your international success?

March 13 & 14 Omaha, Nebraska

March 18 & 19 St. Louis, Missouri

March 22 Charlotte, North Carolina

March 23 Columbia, South Carolina

March 27 & 28 & 29 Newark, New Jersey

April 10 Miami, Florida

April 11 & 12 Orlando, Florida

April 18 & 19 ...


private jets at your beck and call make a lot of things possible. yes she travels a lot but i'm willing she could make more time for a significant other than i could when Mrs. Scarf and I were in college separated by 150 miles.

The problem is that she is young and distracted. Don't worry for her. before long there will be a new pretty girl who can sing (sort of) and she'll have plenty of free time.
 
2013-01-28 02:20:52 PM
Every time I see a Taylor Swift headline, for a second I hope it's a Taylor Dane story.

/Excuse me
//Sorry to bother you
///But I have to tell you
////I love your voice

Link
 
2013-01-28 02:21:30 PM
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I did chuckle at 'nose whistlers.' Only because it made me think of this.
 
2013-01-28 02:23:04 PM

cryinoutloud: So I guess she only doesn't have time for relationships when she doesn't want to have time for relationships.


I've long thought that "too busy for a relationship" was a cop out. You have time for what you WANT to have time for. These folks are multimillionaires; nobody is putting a gun to their head and filling their day planners. If someone feels enough of an attraction it's amazing how much spare time is found.

When I met my (now) wife, she was incredibly busy with a demanding course of study. Funny, she managed to find time to get together a few times a week. I figure there were others in the same line of study who kept using that line until they found someone for whom they felt strongly enough to realign a study schedule.

When you can afford airline tickets for last minute travel there's no real justification to say "sorry, I'm on the road touring." Sure, it constrains the schedule but with modern technology and travel methods there's no reason a couple can't be physically present with each other at least every couple weeks and talking face to face (virtually) just about daily. If you're so insanely busy that you can't even do that for weeks or months at a time your schedule is unhealthy... everybody needs (and gets) down time. It's just a matter of what you prefer to do with that time.
 
2013-01-28 02:23:29 PM

LlamaGirl: I don't think it was all that well known that she was so prudish until after most of her exploits. It's only very recently come out that she does not have sex... At all.


Oh bullshiat. John Mayer tapped that. He's had more top shelf pussy than I've even seen, you think he made an exception for that? no way.
 
2013-01-28 02:24:16 PM

tom baker's scarf: private jets at your beck and call make a lot of things possible. yes she travels a lot but i'm willing she could make more time for a significant other than i could when Mrs. Scarf and I were in college separated by 150 miles.


No, no, vudukungfu has it pretty well pegged. Distance has factored into some of her breakups. Taylor's said three days in the same city is a lot for her given her work schedule and she starts to get stir-crazy if she goes two weeks without doing anything productive. Her boyfriends have to be comfortable with being on the phone a lot and doing a lot of Skyping, because that's where a lot of the relationship is going to end up taking place.
 
2013-01-28 02:24:56 PM

HAMMERTOE: 1) Stunningly pretty.


I dunno. I make no Studman judgements on her figure, but every time I see her face it seems she has Queen Elizabeth I level makeup. She's either is hiding a really bad complexion or has really bad fashion sense.
 
2013-01-28 02:26:28 PM

doczoidberg: Why would anyone want to put up with a woman's crap unless they were at least getting sex?


Love, maybe?
 
2013-01-28 02:30:43 PM

Celerian: Cinaed: One does not put one's dick into the crazy.

"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" sounds more like the most delightful promise ever given.

Want to bet that the guy who finally breaks the seal is going to have one horny nymph on his hands?


Not really. The one that indulges that kind of crazy will be a broken down man that doesn't get anything to enjoy or call his own.

One puts one's dick into a gal that has their head on straight and comprehends that meaningless bullshiat is just that.
 
2013-01-28 02:31:32 PM

Millennium: doczoidberg: Why would anyone want to put up with a woman's crap unless they were at least getting sex?

Love, maybe?


Love? Lord above!
 
2013-01-28 02:33:07 PM

Millennium: doczoidberg: Why would anyone want to put up with a woman's crap unless they were at least getting sex?

Love, maybe?


Men feel loved, when they have sex.
 
2013-01-28 02:34:47 PM

Big Beef Burrito: Millennium: doczoidberg: Why would anyone want to put up with a woman's crap unless they were at least getting sex?

Love, maybe?

Love? Lord above!


Are you All Right Now?
 
2013-01-28 02:35:34 PM

akula: I've long thought that "too busy for a relationship" was a cop out. You have time for what you WANT to have time for. These folks are multimillionaires; nobody is putting a gun to their head and filling their day planners. If someone feels enough of an attraction it's amazing how much spare time is found.


I was just reading something else along this same line--how people go on dating sites and have all these lists of things they want in a mate--then they find someone who matches up perfectly, but still have no "click" with them.

The next day, you meet someone who has all these flaws that you swore you'd never put up with, but damn, you want to jump their bones. So which person do you end up with? The one you lust after. (I would, anyway.)

What people say they want is not at all like what they will put up with from someone they're really, really attracted to. And FYI--if someone makes a bunch of illogical excuses as to why they can't hook up with you, just let it go. They're trying not to hurt your feelings. They just don't want you. Now go away before they tell you that.
 
2013-01-28 02:38:30 PM
Nice to see a young woman with morals and it is a shame these jerks don't realize that "putting out" isn't what builds a relationship.
 
2013-01-28 02:47:32 PM

Waldo Pepper: Nice to see a young woman with morals and it is a shame these jerks don't realize that "putting out" isn't what builds a relationship.


I almost forgot I wasn't on /b/ with all the white knights in here.
 
2013-01-28 02:48:16 PM
I don't listen to her but I have to say I admire her ability to turn anything into a song that makes money. While the rest of us are
slaving away at our daily jobs she is probably talented enough to make a love song about belching and make a ton of money.
 
2013-01-28 02:48:24 PM

Waldo Pepper: Nice to see a young woman with morals and it is a shame these jerks don't realize that "putting out" isn't what builds a relationship.


Neither does driving your girl around in snazzy new car and taking her out to nice restaurants and shows. But trying building "a relationship" when your taking her to the Winchester via the public bus.
 
2013-01-28 02:49:57 PM

LindenFark: HAMMERTOE: 1) Stunningly pretty.

I dunno. I make no Studman judgements on her figure, but every time I see her face it seems she has Queen Elizabeth I level makeup. She's either is hiding a really bad complexion or has really bad fashion sense.


GIS for 'taylor swift without makeup'. I'll let you make your own judgments.

Madbassist1: LlamaGirl: I don't think it was all that well known that she was so prudish until after most of her exploits. It's only very recently come out that she does not have sex... At all.

Oh bullshiat. John Mayer tapped that. He's had more top shelf pussy than I've even seen, you think he made an exception for that? no way.


Given the songs thought to be about Mayer, I think I'd agree he did. And Mayer's arguably gotten a more brutal song treatment for his trouble than any other boyfriend Taylor's ever had. It appears that 'Dear John', 'Treacherous' and 'I Knew You Were Trouble' are the ones about him. And given that A) the John songs have spanned two albums, and B) the hidden message for Treacherous is "won't stop till its over", Taylor's not even done with him yet.
 
2013-01-28 02:51:44 PM

Brick-House: Im impressed with the level of hate for this girl who appears to have morals. You ever think that perhaps you could enjoy someone's company with out sex until you're sure they're the right one before putting out and avoid being labeled a slut?


Hey -- if she chooses to date around and not have sex, that's entirely her business.

It's her apparent willingness to turn even her most transient relationships into some sort of overwrought Young & the Restless episode that's annoying as all hell. She can date any way she sees fit, but she could definitely use a little more privacy in her love life.
 
2013-01-28 02:55:10 PM

LonMead: vudukungfu: Wanna bet she's a lipstick lezzie?

I DO keep hearing about her hanging out with her "friend, Selena Gomez...
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... and we all know Selena used to date that girl, Ellen Page (using "Bieber" as a code-name)...
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So yeah, I could see it.

Or I COULD, if Mugato would make some room at the window...



Pictures or it didn't happen. But pictures would put my mind at ease. With these two, just in case there was any confusion.
 
2013-01-28 02:55:54 PM

Mugato: Her manager obviously noticed that people (I'm not but people are) are getting tired of these teen/20 something pop singers who turn out to be whores and told her to go the puritanical route. She could have an S&M dungeon in her basement for all anyone knows.


Whoever told her to be a puritanical nutbar who leaves every relationship with a bunch of rumors of how farking crazy she is and how miniscule her issues really are (that she has written a song about, no less) should have been fired the second her relationships became a joke about how she's only trying to get her next hit single out of her brief stint with you. She is becoming annoying and irrelevant, and once every guy in the pop world decides to stop trying to be the guy who pops her cherry in public, she won't have any material left and she'll fade into obscurity.

The sooner, the better. She's such a plain looking annoying biatch.
 
2013-01-28 02:56:27 PM
Any guy who even tries to date that (or God forbid tap that) is just asking for trouble. I can't see wanting to "build a meaningful relationship" when you know the slightest mistake you make is gonna end up on her next album. I feel bad for any guy who sticks his dick in that
 
2013-01-28 02:58:59 PM

lc6529: I don't listen to her but I have to say I admire her ability to turn anything into a song that makes money. While the rest of us are
slaving away at our daily jobs she is probably talented enough to make a love song about belching and make a ton of money.


I would be impressed if she could make a ton of money off of a song about felching.
 
2013-01-28 03:00:52 PM

Mugato: Her manager obviously noticed that people (I'm not but people are) are getting tired of these teen/20 something pop singers who turn out to be whores and told her to go the puritanical route. She could have an S&M dungeon in her basement for all anyone knows.


She became a lot more interesting thinking about her that way
 
2013-01-28 03:01:02 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-28 03:10:49 PM

red5ish: vudukungfu: Yeah, if really busy means flossing with carpet fiber.
How busy can she be? I could (and occasionally do) write better songs hammered out of my skull.
What's she busy doing? Changin' clothes? Giving interviews? Endorsin Taylor Guitars?

How busy can she be? I guess that being at the center of a multi-million dollar enterprise makes some demands on her time. While I wouldn't rule out getting hammered and writing songs I doubt she gets hammered or we'd hear about it.

If my extensive research, which I carry out while waiting in the check out line at the supermarket, is any indication, then she is is very busy doing interviews, fashion shoots, endorsing products, changing clothes, getting makeup applied, and all the other things required to create and maintain an "image" which is her bread and butter.

When she isn't doing that stuff she is involved in the actual "music" part of her business. Here's a list of her upcoming tour dates from her website. Personally, I can't figure out how she has the time to have as many "relationships" as reported in the magazines at the check out line. I suspect a lot of them are publicity stunts.

Maybe you can help me with my research; how do YOU maintain a relationship when you are on the road doing a 45 city tour to sold out arenas and auditoriums. Do you find it easy to make time between your photo and video shoots to sneak away for romance? I'm sure you write great songs (because you say you do) so how do YOU deal with the demands of your international success?

March 13 & 14 Omaha, Nebraska

March 18 & 19 St. Louis, Missouri

March 22 Charlotte, North Carolina

March 23 Columbia, South Carolina

March 27 & 28 & 29 Newark, New Jersey

April 10 Miami, Florida

April 11 & 12 Orlando, Florida

April 18 & 19 ...


Nice. Now I know when and where to go trolling for 14-year-olds.
 
2013-01-28 03:16:38 PM

nimawai: First off this trick is NOT as innocent as she's making herself out to be. You don't date John Mayer for more than a minute and not have really farking kinky sex. The guy is known for his kinks as much as his music now. (Thank you blind news sites.) Second it's rumored they broke up because she got knocked up and he told her to take care of it. Which she did.

I read that there's a new rumor as to why they broke up. Evidently Taylor kept nagging Harry to get his "turtleneck" snipped because she didn't like the way it looked. Home girl wants a mushroom, not a turtleneck. She kept on him and he finally said fark you and broke up with her. At least according to "friends". This whole thing has been a circus. I've never seen a celeb break up have more rumors attached to it. It seems every day there's a new reason why these 2 broke up. It's getting to the point where it's sounding like the boy who cried wolf.

Honestly I think this is a 100% made up romance. All signs point to Harry being gay and hot for his band mate Louis. There are tons of videos of those 2 intimately touching each other and giving googly eyes at each other. Even in their new video Harry says Kiss Me and looks straight at Louis. Taylor is a known bearder. I have a feeling the only "straight" guys she's dated were the Kennedy kid & Mayer. Although it's rumored that Mayer is also a fan of the peen as well as the beaver.

/Why yes I spend way too much time on gossip sites
//Still won't go to Perez's site though. That guy makes my skin crawl
///This is part of the reason I will always be single :/


Yeah, most people are pretty wary about settling down with someone who obsesses over the demise of couples they don't even know. I also like how everyone hates Perez Hilton, as though non-sleazy gossip sites exist...
 
2013-01-28 03:17:34 PM

TheKiwiBird: Whoever told her to be a puritanical nutbar who leaves every relationship with a bunch of rumors of how farking crazy she is and how miniscule her issues really are (that she has written a song about, no less) should have been fired the second her relationships became a joke about how she's only trying to get her next hit single out of her brief stint with you.


I don't think anyone told her anything. She might have managers, but I think she manages her public image any way she pleases.

I saw an interview with her, and whatever else she is, the lady is confident.
 
2013-01-28 03:23:29 PM

cryinoutloud: akula: I've long thought that "too busy for a relationship" was a cop out. You have time for what you WANT to have time for. These folks are multimillionaires; nobody is putting a gun to their head and filling their day planners. If someone feels enough of an attraction it's amazing how much spare time is found.

I was just reading something else along this same line--how people go on dating sites and have all these lists of things they want in a mate--then they find someone who matches up perfectly, but still have no "click" with them.

The next day, you meet someone who has all these flaws that you swore you'd never put up with, but damn, you want to jump their bones. So which person do you end up with? The one you lust after. (I would, anyway.)

What people say they want is not at all like what they will put up with from someone they're really, really attracted to. And FYI--if someone makes a bunch of illogical excuses as to why they can't hook up with you, just let it go. They're trying not to hurt your feelings. They just don't want you. Now go away before they tell you that.


Yup. That "spark" is hard as hell to quantify. Now, I'd probably argue that if someone just clicks with someone who is everything the person said he/she didn't want in a relationship then said relationship will not likely last (or it will at least be prone to issues). It's hard to make something work with nothing more than the spark, but without that spark, it won't go at all... even if there's no actual objective incompatibility between the two.

When somebody says "I don't have time for a relationship" I tend to think that means "I haven't met somebody with whom I've truly clicked" and maybe even add on"... who also fits out a set of characteristics I want in a SO." Some folks can let a spark go if there is obvious incompatibility present. But without that spark there's just no felt drive to reshuffle the calendar.
 
2013-01-28 03:24:05 PM

red5ish: vudukungfu: Yeah, if really busy means flossing with carpet fiber.
How busy can she be? I could (and occasionally do) write better songs hammered out of my skull.
What's she busy doing? Changin' clothes? Giving interviews? Endorsin Taylor Guitars?

How busy can she be? I guess that being at the center of a multi-million dollar enterprise makes some demands on her time. While I wouldn't rule out getting hammered and writing songs I doubt she gets hammered or we'd hear about it.

If my extensive research, which I carry out while waiting in the check out line at the supermarket, is any indication, then she is is very busy doing interviews, fashion shoots, endorsing products, changing clothes, getting makeup applied, and all the other things required to create and maintain an "image" which is her bread and butter.

When she isn't doing that stuff she is involved in the actual "music" part of her business. Here's a list of her upcoming tour dates from her website. Personally, I can't figure out how she has the time to have as many "relationships" as reported in the magazines at the check out line. I suspect a lot of them are publicity stunts.

Maybe you can help me with my research; how do YOU maintain a relationship when you are on the road doing a 45 city tour to sold out arenas and auditoriums. Do you find it easy to make time between your photo and video shoots to sneak away for romance? I'm sure you write great songs (because you say you do) so how do YOU deal with the demands of your international success?

March 13 & 14 Omaha, Nebraska

March 18 & 19 St. Louis, Missouri

March 22 Charlotte, North Carolina

March 23 Columbia, South Carolina

March 27 & 28 & 29 Newark, New Jersey

April 10 Miami, Florida

April 11 & 12 Orlando, Florida

April 18 & 19 Atlanta, Georgia

April 20 Tampa, Florida

April 25 Cleveland, Ohio

April 26 Indianapolis, Indiana

April 27 Lexington, Kentucky

May 4 Detroit, Michigan

May 7 Louisville, Kentucky

May 8 Columbus, Ohio

May 11 & 12 Washington, DC

May 16 Houston, Texas

May 21 Austin, Texas

May 22 San Antonio, Texas

May 25 Dallas, Texas

May 28 & 29 Glendale, Arizona

June 1 Salt Lake City, Utah

June 2 Denver, Colorado

June 14 Toronto, Ontario

June 15 Toronto, Ontario

June 22 Winnipeg, Manitoba

June 29 Vancouver, British Columbia

July 6 Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

July 19 Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

July 20 Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

July 26 Foxborough, Massachusetts

July 27 Foxborough, Massachusetts

August 1 Des Moines, Iowa

August 2 & 3 Kansas City, Missouri

August 6 Wichita, Kansas

August 7 Tulsa, Oklahoma

August 10 Chicago, Illinois

August 15 San Diego, California

August 19 & 20 Los Angeles, California

August 23 & 24 Los Angeles, California

August 27 Sacramento, California

August 30 Portland, Oregon

August 31 Tacoma, Washington

September 6 Fargo, North Dakota

September 7 & 8 St. Paul, Minnesota

September 12 Greensboro, North Carolina

September 13 Raleigh, North Carolina

September 14 Charlottesville, Virginia

September 19, 20 & 21 Nashville, Tennessee


there is a shiatload of downtime in that schedule and she isn't going to spend any of it with you
 
2013-01-28 03:25:14 PM

Fano: Thinking they can change men is the equivalent to the Gordian knot or Fermat's last theorem for chicks. Every last one of them thinks they have the solution. So far, none in history have succeeded


Fermat's last theorem was proven for all values of n in 1984.
 
2013-01-28 03:27:33 PM

give me doughnuts: Now I know when and where to go trolling for 14-year-olds.


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Obligatory.

You should look up the tour schedule for Carrie Underwood too. Never seen so many "tweens" in Daisy Dukes and cowboy boots in my life. That's a target rich environment if there ever was one. Not that I'm advocating that kind of thing, because you will go to jail.

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2013-01-28 03:32:07 PM

cryinoutloud: TheKiwiBird: Whoever told her to be a puritanical nutbar who leaves every relationship with a bunch of rumors of how farking crazy she is and how miniscule her issues really are (that she has written a song about, no less) should have been fired the second her relationships became a joke about how she's only trying to get her next hit single out of her brief stint with you.

I don't think anyone told her anything. She might have managers, but I think she manages her public image any way she pleases.

I saw an interview with her, and whatever else she is, the lady is confident.


I was merely replying to a comment suggesting that someone told her to be the nutbar she is. I fullheartedly believe she's nuts enough without anyone telling her to be nuts.

I mean, if she was just a girl who just didnt like sex who ended up dating promiscuous guys in the hopes that they will respect her choice, then I would think she's an optimistic kind of crazy and maybe I would feel sorry for her a little. I would think she's stupid and pity the fact that her staff hasn't tried to stop her little romantic heart from wandering off again and again, as it is wont to do.

I might even feel sorry if she seemed to just be picky and unlucky with the choices she made. Lord knows all of us have made quite a few mistakes with partners here and there, and you can't fault a girl with that.

However, with every relationship ending with lots of nutbar rumors of her having insane little nitpicks, along with it resulting in a brand new whiny breakup song about the guy, you can't help but side with the guys every damn time. This girl is a trainwreck and anybody tryin to stick their dick in her now is either insanely brave in thinking they're gonna be THE ONE, or insanely ignorant of her past and rightly doesn't deserve pity when he's the next hot track off her new album.

She's only confident because there's a lot of 12-14 year old girls who are equally emboldened and justified by her immature lyrics about those nasty poopyhead boys being stupid meanies.

We can only hope her overconfidence leads to her demise, financial or otherwise.
 
2013-01-28 03:35:13 PM

Lachwen: Fano: Thinking they can change men is the equivalent to the Gordian knot or Fermat's last theorem for chicks. Every last one of them thinks they have the solution. So far, none in history have succeeded

Fermat's last theorem was proven for all values of n in 1984.


And the Gordian knot was solved back in Alexander's time
 
2013-01-28 03:50:26 PM

LindenFark: She's either is hiding a really bad complexion or has really bad fashion sense.


I don't know about power, or foundation, but the few pics I've seen of her where she didn't have heavy eye shadow on looked really nice, actually. A touch on the young side, of course, but still well-proportioned.
 
2013-01-28 03:51:42 PM

chitownmike: there is a shiatload of downtime in that schedule and she isn't going to spend any of it with you


You seem to think I am white knighting for Taylor Swift but all I'm doing is making observations that would apply to any number of young successful celebrities. By far the largest exposure to Taylor Swift in my life comes from Fark. There seems to be a thread about her here every three or four days. I have seen her interviewed by David Letterman and by Ellen DeGeneres and have seen her on award shows a few times. She seemed pretty level headed in the interviews. Aside from that and two or three of her music videos I don't know much about her because I am an adult male and not a 14-year old girl. I'm old enough to have seen a lot of teen idols rise and fall, and that forms the basis for my opinions.
 
2013-01-28 03:51:49 PM

nimawai: /Why yes I spend way too much time on gossip sites


The fact all of your response comes from rumor sights, makes you lose all credibility.
Good gosh, stop feeding those liars.

/you're making me sad
 
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