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2013-01-28 09:47:47 AM  
Girl needs to ease off the serial dating. Either that or start putting out.
 
2013-01-28 10:10:26 AM  
TL; DR: girl has serious issues and is unable to cope without having a boyfriend to drive insane.
 
2013-01-28 10:10:34 AM  
"I won't give it up so they stop putting up with my shiat."
 
2013-01-28 11:15:18 AM  
Wanna bet she's a lipstick lezzie?
 
2013-01-28 11:18:03 AM  

LlamaGirl: Girl needs to ease off the serial dating. Either that or start putting out.



Does she really not put out? Is that the official line???

I mean, if she refuses to put out, then what the hell is the point in dating her?
 
2013-01-28 11:20:05 AM  

doczoidberg: LlamaGirl: Girl needs to ease off the serial dating. Either that or start putting out.


Does she really not put out? Is that the official line???

I mean, if she refuses to put out, then what the hell is the point in dating her?


Yes, that is the story. She doesn't want to put out because she doesn't want to be seen as a slut, yet she dates anything with a penis that gets within 10 feet of her.

I think she might make a good death pool candidate in another year or so. Seriously a screwed up person.
 
2013-01-28 11:21:19 AM  
Why do we keep greenlighting Buzzfeed links? Clicking a Buzzfeed link never leads to anything but misery.
 
2013-01-28 11:27:29 AM  
One does not put one's dick into the crazy.

"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" sounds more like the most delightful promise ever given.
 
2013-01-28 11:28:53 AM  

vudukungfu: Wanna bet she's a lipstick lezzie?


Never thought of it. I am now though......
 
2013-01-28 11:28:53 AM  
Why did I read that? I'm going back to bed an hope the real day turns out better.
 
2013-01-28 11:29:30 AM  
After looking at the last entry on the list, I'm now convinced that Taylor Swift should do a cover of "I'm on a Boat."
 
2013-01-28 11:30:28 AM  
That was the worst attempt I've seen at being funny since catching the last few minutes of Kelly and Michael this morning.

/Well, and this post
 
2013-01-28 11:39:25 AM  

vudukungfu: Wanna bet she's a lipstick lezzie?


I DO keep hearing about her hanging out with her "friend, Selena Gomez...
25.media.tumblr.com

... and we all know Selena used to date that girl, Ellen Page (using "Bieber" as a code-name)...
t0.gstatic.com

So yeah, I could see it.

Or I COULD, if Mugato would make some room at the window...
 
2013-01-28 11:42:43 AM  

Cinaed: One does not put one's dick into the crazy.

"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" sounds more like the most delightful promise ever given.


Want to bet that the guy who finally breaks the seal is going to have one horny nymph on his hands?
 
2013-01-28 11:45:32 AM  
Stories of Taylor Swift's behind?
I'm ready. Bring them on.
 
2013-01-28 11:47:35 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Stories of Taylor Swift's behind?
I'm ready. Bring them on.


Super soft veins....
 
2013-01-28 11:50:28 AM  

doczoidberg: LlamaGirl: Girl needs to ease off the serial dating. Either that or start putting out.


Does she really not put out? Is that the official line???

I mean, if she refuses to put out, then what the hell is the point in dating her?


I don't think it was all that well known that she was so prudish until after most of her exploits. It's only very recently come out that she does not have sex... At all.

If she wants to be the moral queen, fine, but she needs to find someone on the same page as her with that then and stop expecting to change men who she is well aware enjoy having sex with women, some men who have pussy falling all over them (The one direction kid).

She thinks she can change men. She is a grade A moron.
 
2013-01-28 11:52:34 AM  

LonMead: vudukungfu: Wanna bet she's a lipstick lezzie?

I DO keep hearing about her hanging out with her "friend, Selena Gomez...
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... and we all know Selena used to date that girl, Ellen Page (using "Bieber" as a code-name)...
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So yeah, I could see it.

Or I COULD, if Mugato would make some room at the window...


I bet they have sleepovers, and pillow fights, and have eunuchs for body guards that have had their tongues cut out.
Yep, I bet they are keeping it on the DL for a few reasons.
1) They like it and don't want to be bugged about it.
2) Neither of them want to commit to a lifestyle and have press conferences,
3) They are keeping their options open.

If they come out, then they get trammeled by paparazzi.
 
2013-01-28 11:55:22 AM  

vudukungfu: If they come out, then they get trammeled by paparazzi.


That's why I ain't sharing the pictures with NOBODY.

If I had them, I mean.
 
2013-01-28 11:56:51 AM  

GAT_00: TL; DR: girl has serious issues and is unable to cope without having a boyfriend to drive insane.


I have a close friend who is like this. She is absolutely unable to deal with normal life when single and all she does is whine about how single she is. She doesn't even like half the guys she dates, she just hates showing up to social gatherings alone. Pretty farkin' sad.

/Cute redhead too, but I must remind myself about never sticking my dick in crazy.
 
2013-01-28 11:58:46 AM  
#4. A "weird look" from a McCoffee Barrista results in a song about bullying. ("...Big enough where you can't hit me...")

I suddenly get the feeling that her ex-boyfriends are a lot more innocuous than the images she tries to craft. She is a "perfect storm" of crazy.

1) Stunningly pretty.
2) Neurotically, hyperbolically over-reactive.
3) Purportedly frigid(?)
4) Petty and vindictive.
5) In vogue, giving her an easy venue for widespread airing of her imagined grievances.
 
2013-01-28 11:58:56 AM  
I couldn't give a flying fark about her music or her sexual escapades(or not) , i think she is very pretty and I like to look at pictures and videos of her, and if I was thirty years younger I would not object to her being on my arm.
 
2013-01-28 11:58:58 AM  

LlamaGirl: doczoidberg: LlamaGirl: Girl needs to ease off the serial dating. Either that or start putting out.


Does she really not put out? Is that the official line???

I mean, if she refuses to put out, then what the hell is the point in dating her?

I don't think it was all that well known that she was so prudish until after most of her exploits. It's only very recently come out that she does not have sex... At all.

If she wants to be the moral queen, fine, but she needs to find someone on the same page as her with that then and stop expecting to change men who she is well aware enjoy having sex with women, some men who have pussy falling all over them (The one direction kid).

She thinks she can change men. She is a grade A moron.


Thinking they can change men is the equivalent to the Gordian knot or Fermat's last theorem for chicks. Every last one of them thinks they have the solution. So far, none in history have succeeded
 
2013-01-28 12:09:49 PM  

vudukungfu: Wanna bet she's a lipstick lezzie?


I wouldn't be surprised if these weren't Hollywood PR relationships. I very much doubt she's actually dated all of these men but the implication that she has makes for good gossip and record sales. Considering one guy came forward and said she wouldn't have sex with him - she only wanted to act like a couple in public - I'm not betting on lesbianism.
 
2013-01-28 12:11:51 PM  

LlamaGirl: doczoidberg: LlamaGirl: Girl needs to ease off the serial dating. Either that or start putting out.


Does she really not put out? Is that the official line???

I mean, if she refuses to put out, then what the hell is the point in dating her?

I don't think it was all that well known that she was so prudish until after most of her exploits. It's only very recently come out that she does not have sex... At all.

If she wants to be the moral queen, fine, but she needs to find someone on the same page as her with that then and stop expecting to change men who she is well aware enjoy having sex with women, some men who have pussy falling all over them (The one direction kid).

She thinks she can change men. She is a grade A moron.


Which is why I think her "relationships" are a marketing tool to sell music.
 
2013-01-28 12:17:13 PM  
FTFA: This song is obviously about John Mayer. Specifically, it's about how Mayer pushed Swift to the edge by pronouncing "library" like "libary."

Well, ok, sure. I mean, I realize these are made up, but this one could easily be real. See also: "fustrating".
 
2013-01-28 12:20:15 PM  

YodaBlues: Cute redhead too, but I must remind myself about never sticking my dick in crazy.


Dear YodaBlues,

ALL redheads are crazy. They just are. In some form or fashion, They're off track from the rest of society at large.

I, personally, would vigorously penis any cute redhead that was willing because sticking your dick in the crazy is incredibly fun provided you know when to punch out and when to dispose of that disposable cell phone.

/Is a redhead
//Is immune to redhead crazy
 
2013-01-28 12:20:28 PM  
I can see what the writer was trying to do.

Unfortunately, these are only "Leno funny."
 
2013-01-28 12:21:02 PM  
I would date her even if I had to wait 34 more years...
 
2013-01-28 12:24:06 PM  

LlamaGirl: I don't think it was all that well known that she was so prudish until after most of her exploits. It's only very recently come out that she does not have sex... At all.

If she wants to be the moral queen, fine



Fixed for my fantasies.
 
2013-01-28 12:24:26 PM  

Cinaed: One does not put one's dick into the crazy.

"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" sounds more like the most delightful promise ever given.


B.S. Some of the best times I've ever had were when my dick was in crazy. You just gotta have an exit strategy in place.

/would wear my dick down to "asian" in Taylor Swift
 
2013-01-28 12:30:13 PM  

Bontesla: I'm not betting on lesbianism.


I wasn't betting. To quote a great songwriter, "No one knows what goes on behind closed doors"
 
2013-01-28 12:36:18 PM  

vudukungfu: I wasn't betting. To quote a great songwriter, "No one knows what goes on behind closed doors"



upload.wikimedia.org

Incorrect. This man knows.
 
2013-01-28 12:47:13 PM  

Caelistis: vudukungfu: I wasn't betting. To quote a great songwriter, "No one knows what goes on behind closed doors"




Incorrect. This man knows.


Danny Phantom?
 
2013-01-28 12:48:41 PM  

Celerian: Cinaed: One does not put one's dick into the crazy.

"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" sounds more like the most delightful promise ever given.

Want to bet that the guy who finally breaks the seal is going to have one horny nymph on his hands?


Yeah...no....it never works out that way.

It always just turns into a series over-zealous awkward encounters that culminate with a trip to the ER with her having a UTI and breath stinking of Altoids.
 
2013-01-28 12:55:30 PM  

Caelistis: YodaBlues: Cute redhead too, but I must remind myself about never sticking my dick in crazy.

Dear YodaBlues,

ALL redheads are crazy. They just are. In some form or fashion, They're off track from the rest of society at large.

I, personally, would vigorously penis any cute redhead that was willing because sticking your dick in the crazy is incredibly fun provided you know when to punch out and when to dispose of that disposable cell phone.

/Is a redhead
//Is immune to redhead crazy


I thought being a ginger made me immune to the crazy of the female of my species, for me though it made it worse.
 
2013-01-28 12:57:23 PM  

Skarekrough: Celerian: Cinaed: One does not put one's dick into the crazy.

"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" sounds more like the most delightful promise ever given.

Want to bet that the guy who finally breaks the seal is going to have one horny nymph on his hands?

Yeah...no....it never works out that way.

It always just turns into a series over-zealous awkward encounters that culminate with a trip to the ER with her having a UTI and breath stinking of Altoids.


Normally, I'd be with you 100%, BUT, that would all be worth it to see Swift's patented "surprise!" look when I first 'crossed the Rubicon'
 
2013-01-28 12:57:28 PM  

Fano: Thinking they can change men is the equivalent to the Gordian knot or Fermat's last theorem for chicks. Every last one of them thinks they have the solution. So far, none in history have succeeded


Andrew Wiles has something to say about that.

Yes I just dropped some math knowledge into your Taylor Swift thread.

LlamaGirl: I don't think it was all that well known that she was so prudish until after most of her exploits. It's only very recently come out that she does not have sex... At all.


Inside the mind of Taytay: "I don't want to have sex with anyone. I will date one of the most infamously lecherous singers of the decade and expect him to be perfectly happy not having sex with me."
 
2013-01-28 12:57:58 PM  
Went to Taylor Swift concert thread and psychiatry conference broke out
 
2013-01-28 01:01:31 PM  

LlamaGirl: If she wants to be the moral queen, fine, but she needs to find someone on the same page as her with that then and stop expecting to change men who she is well aware enjoy having sex with women, some men who have pussy falling all over them (The one direction kid).


I think you're right on this. There probably are guys out there who would be perfectly happy with Taylor and she with them. However, they generally will not be the Hollywood types. She is the sort who seems to fall hard and fall fast, but it seems that celebrity encourages guys to be more in the player mold. I don't see the point in passing judgment on either type here, but I do think it's plain that the two types do not mix well.
 
2013-01-28 01:03:09 PM  
Taylor Swift, as I've said before, is quickly becoming like the end piece of bread...

Every one touches it but no one wants to keep it....
 
2013-01-28 01:06:04 PM  

LonMead: vudukungfu: Wanna bet she's a lipstick lezzie?

I DO keep hearing about her hanging out with her "friend, Selena Gomez...
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Run, Selena, RUN!

/Ellen did better; so can you
 
2013-01-28 01:11:07 PM  
I suspect she is really busy and doesn't have a lot of time for relationships, particularly with guys who are also incredibly busy. I saw an interview with Mila Kunis where she said she was single and would make a horrible girlfriend because she was so incredibly busy and I thought "Yep, she's probably right." I imagine the same thing goes for Swift.

Being famous and rich would also cause problems because you would be isolated from meeting new people, and would be suspicious of people's motivations, At an age when she would probably be going to college, attending parties and humping her boyfriend in his dorm room she is instead touring and recording and making personal appearances on nationally broadcast television shows and events. That has to fark with your love life.
 
2013-01-28 01:12:08 PM  

Caelistis: vudukungfu: I wasn't betting. To quote a great songwriter, "No one knows what goes on behind closed doors"


[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x268]

Incorrect. This man knows.


Dude. I built the model when I was 12 in 68. It was the last of the entire series they put out.
I built them all. Then, I got older and interested in girls. So, with my new-found maturity, I took them all out in the back yard and blew them up with firecrackers and lit them on fire. It was a celebration of coming into manhood.
 
2013-01-28 01:17:11 PM  

Caelistis: vudukungfu: I wasn't betting. To quote a great songwriter, "No one knows what goes on behind closed doors"


[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x268]

Incorrect. This man knows.


ghostradio.files.wordpress.com

Laughs at your purple monkey dishwasher
 
2013-01-28 01:17:28 PM  
Im impressed with the level of hate for this girl who appears to have morals. You ever think that perhaps you could enjoy someone's company with out sex until you're sure they're the right one before putting out and avoid being labeled a slut?

Now don't get me wrong, I would fark that girl so good, the chorus of her next song would be her having multiple orgasms. But I don't see anything wrong with what she's doing.
 
2013-01-28 01:23:17 PM  

red5ish: I suspect she is really busy and doesn't have a lot of time for relationships, particularly with guys who are also incredibly busy. I saw an interview with Mila Kunis where she said she was single and would make a horrible girlfriend because she was so incredibly busy and I thought "Yep, she's probably right." I imagine the same thing goes for Swift.


Yeah, if really busy means flossing with carpet fiber.
How busy can she be? I could (and occasionally do) write better songs hammered out of my skull.
What's she busy doing? Changin' clothes? Giving interviews? Endorsin Taylor Guitars?
 
2013-01-28 01:24:26 PM  

Brick-House: Im impressed with the level of hate for this girl who appears to have morals. You ever think that perhaps you could enjoy someone's company with out sex until you're sure they're the right one before putting out and avoid being labeled a slut?


No
 
2013-01-28 01:31:49 PM  

red5ish: I suspect she is really busy and doesn't have a lot of time for relationships, particularly with guys who are also incredibly busy. I saw an interview with Mila Kunis where she said she was single and would make a horrible girlfriend because she was so incredibly busy and I thought "Yep, she's probably right." I imagine the same thing goes for Swift.


Mila Kunis is now joined at the hip with Ashton Kutcher, and he's a very busy guy too.

So I guess she only doesn't have time for relationships when she doesn't want to have time for relationships.
 
2013-01-28 01:42:08 PM  

Brick-House: Im impressed with the level of hate for this girl who appears to have morals. You ever think that perhaps you could enjoy someone's company with out sex until you're sure they're the right one before putting out and avoid being labeled a slut?

Now don't get me wrong, I would fark that girl so good, the chorus of her next song would be her having multiple orgasms. But I don't see anything wrong with what she's doing.


Because Fark personas are more promiscuous than any of us are in real life.
 
2013-01-28 01:48:05 PM  

cgraves67: Because Fark personas are more promiscuous than any of us are in real lif


Man, she'd be walking bowlegged, with a runny nose.
I mean, her ears would pop.
 
2013-01-28 01:49:58 PM  
First off this trick is NOT as innocent as she's making herself out to be. You don't date John Mayer for more than a minute and not have really farking kinky sex. The guy is known for his kinks as much as his music now. (Thank you blind news sites.) Second it's rumored they broke up because she got knocked up and he told her to take care of it. Which she did.

I read that there's a new rumor as to why they broke up. Evidently Taylor kept nagging Harry to get his "turtleneck" snipped because she didn't like the way it looked. Home girl wants a mushroom, not a turtleneck. She kept on him and he finally said fark you and broke up with her. At least according to "friends". This whole thing has been a circus. I've never seen a celeb break up have more rumors attached to it. It seems every day there's a new reason why these 2 broke up. It's getting to the point where it's sounding like the boy who cried wolf.

Honestly I think this is a 100% made up romance. All signs point to Harry being gay and hot for his band mate Louis. There are tons of videos of those 2 intimately touching each other and giving googly eyes at each other. Even in their new video Harry says Kiss Me and looks straight at Louis. Taylor is a known bearder. I have a feeling the only "straight" guys she's dated were the Kennedy kid & Mayer. Although it's rumored that Mayer is also a fan of the peen as well as the beaver.

/Why yes I spend way too much time on gossip sites
//Still won't go to Perez's site though. That guy makes my skin crawl
///This is part of the reason I will always be single :/
 
2013-01-28 01:53:18 PM  

vudukungfu: Yeah, if really busy means flossing with carpet fiber.
How busy can she be? I could (and occasionally do) write better songs hammered out of my skull.
What's she busy doing? Changin' clothes? Giving interviews? Endorsin Taylor Guitars?


How busy can she be? I guess that being at the center of a multi-million dollar enterprise makes some demands on her time. While I wouldn't rule out getting hammered and writing songs I doubt she gets hammered or we'd hear about it.

If my extensive research, which I carry out while waiting in the check out line at the supermarket, is any indication, then she is is very busy doing interviews, fashion shoots, endorsing products, changing clothes, getting makeup applied, and all the other things required to create and maintain an "image" which is her bread and butter.

When she isn't doing that stuff she is involved in the actual "music" part of her business. Here's a list of her upcoming tour dates from her website. Personally, I can't figure out how she has the time to have as many "relationships" as reported in the magazines at the check out line. I suspect a lot of them are publicity stunts.

Maybe you can help me with my research; how do YOU maintain a relationship when you are on the road doing a 45 city tour to sold out arenas and auditoriums. Do you find it easy to make time between your photo and video shoots to sneak away for romance? I'm sure you write great songs (because you say you do) so how do YOU deal with the demands of your international success?

March 13 & 14 Omaha, Nebraska

March 18 & 19 St. Louis, Missouri

March 22 Charlotte, North Carolina

March 23 Columbia, South Carolina

March 27 & 28 & 29 Newark, New Jersey

April 10 Miami, Florida

April 11 & 12 Orlando, Florida

April 18 & 19 Atlanta, Georgia

April 20 Tampa, Florida

April 25 Cleveland, Ohio

April 26 Indianapolis, Indiana

April 27 Lexington, Kentucky

May 4 Detroit, Michigan

May 7 Louisville, Kentucky

May 8 Columbus, Ohio

May 11 & 12 Washington, DC

May 16 Houston, Texas

May 21 Austin, Texas

May 22 San Antonio, Texas

May 25 Dallas, Texas

May 28 & 29 Glendale, Arizona

June 1 Salt Lake City, Utah

June 2 Denver, Colorado

June 14 Toronto, Ontario

June 15 Toronto, Ontario

June 22 Winnipeg, Manitoba

June 29 Vancouver, British Columbia

July 6 Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

July 19 Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

July 20 Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

July 26 Foxborough, Massachusetts

July 27 Foxborough, Massachusetts

August 1 Des Moines, Iowa

August 2 & 3 Kansas City, Missouri

August 6 Wichita, Kansas

August 7 Tulsa, Oklahoma

August 10 Chicago, Illinois

August 15 San Diego, California

August 19 & 20 Los Angeles, California

August 23 & 24 Los Angeles, California

August 27 Sacramento, California

August 30 Portland, Oregon

August 31 Tacoma, Washington

September 6 Fargo, North Dakota

September 7 & 8 St. Paul, Minnesota

September 12 Greensboro, North Carolina

September 13 Raleigh, North Carolina

September 14 Charlottesville, Virginia

September 19, 20 & 21 Nashville, Tennessee
 
2013-01-28 01:58:19 PM  
TFA: Of course Swift didn't always date celebrities. This earlier single is about the impossible heartbreak that comes when a guy named Drew who drives a Saturn chooses another girl.

Take 'em down for libel!
 
2013-01-28 02:00:55 PM  

red5ish: how do YOU maintain a relationship when you are on the road doing a 45 city tour to sold out arenas and auditoriums


Hookers.
 
2013-01-28 02:01:12 PM  

cryinoutloud: Mila Kunis is now joined at the hip with Ashton Kutcher, and he's a very busy guy too.

So I guess she only doesn't have time for relationships when she doesn't want to have time for relationships.


Yeah, I saw that they attended a Dodgers game together. It's not surprising they got together since they have known each other a long time and there wouldn't be any "Wow I'm dating Mila Kunis or Wow I'm dating Ashton Kutcher" crap between them. I suspect celebrities have a hard time meeting people who are not in the business that will treat them like regular people. Other celebrities also understand the demands put on their time so are less likely to be frustrated. Not that celebrities are known for having long relationships.
 
2013-01-28 02:03:46 PM  
A pop star who writes their own songs? When did this start happening?
 
2013-01-28 02:04:12 PM  

Brick-House: Im impressed with the level of hate for this girl who appears to have morals. You ever think that perhaps you could enjoy someone's company with out sex until you're sure they're the right one before putting out and avoid being labeled a slut?

Now don't get me wrong, I would fark that girl so good, the chorus of her next song would be her having multiple orgasms. But I don't see anything wrong with what she's doing.


She's as moral as any other psycho gash. You'd have to be careful she doesn't moral your pecker off with a sharpened spork
 
2013-01-28 02:04:14 PM  

vudukungfu: red5ish: how do YOU maintain a relationship when you are on the road doing a 45 city tour to sold out arenas and auditoriums

Hookers.


Hookers mean never having to say you're sorry.
 
2013-01-28 02:07:27 PM  

akula: LlamaGirl: If she wants to be the moral queen, fine, but she needs to find someone on the same page as her with that then and stop expecting to change men who she is well aware enjoy having sex with women, some men who have pussy falling all over them (The one direction kid).

I think you're right on this. There probably are guys out there who would be perfectly happy with Taylor and she with them. However, they generally will not be the Hollywood types. She is the sort who seems to fall hard and fall fast, but it seems that celebrity encourages guys to be more in the player mold. I don't see the point in passing judgment on either type here, but I do think it's plain that the two types do not mix well.


I do recall reading something regarding her mentioning a brief relationship she had with some non-famous guy not too far back; his name never got in any headlines and he didn't end up in any songs. What ended up happening there was that, well, Taylor Swift's fame happened. The guy was fine, Taylor had nothing bad to say about him, but everybody around the guy- friends, family, etc.- got so utterly star-struck that it became impossible to maintain anything resembling a normal relationship. So I don't know what you do about that.
 
2013-01-28 02:09:53 PM  
If you want to hold out till marriage, you probably shouldn't date guys who are used to getting whatever they want, whenever they want it.

Just a thought.
 
2013-01-28 02:10:31 PM  
Her manager obviously noticed that people (I'm not but people are) are getting tired of these teen/20 something pop singers who turn out to be whores and told her to go the puritanical route. She could have an S&M dungeon in her basement for all anyone knows.
 
2013-01-28 02:10:57 PM  

Brick-House: Im impressed with the level of hate for this girl who appears to have morals. You ever think that perhaps you could enjoy someone's company with out sex until you're sure they're the right one before putting out and avoid being labeled a slut?

Now don't get me wrong, I would fark that girl so good, the chorus of her next song would be her having multiple orgasms. But I don't see anything wrong with what she's doing.



No. I do not think that's possible.

Why would anyone want to put up with a woman's crap unless they were at least getting sex?

Seriously. Such an individual should get a hobby instead. Much more fulfilling that listening to someone nag.
 
2013-01-28 02:17:40 PM  

red5ish: vudukungfu: Yeah, if really busy means flossing with carpet fiber.
How busy can she be? I could (and occasionally do) write better songs hammered out of my skull.
What's she busy doing? Changin' clothes? Giving interviews? Endorsin Taylor Guitars?

How busy can she be? I guess that being at the center of a multi-million dollar enterprise makes some demands on her time. While I wouldn't rule out getting hammered and writing songs I doubt she gets hammered or we'd hear about it.

If my extensive research, which I carry out while waiting in the check out line at the supermarket, is any indication, then she is is very busy doing interviews, fashion shoots, endorsing products, changing clothes, getting makeup applied, and all the other things required to create and maintain an "image" which is her bread and butter.

When she isn't doing that stuff she is involved in the actual "music" part of her business. Here's a list of her upcoming tour dates from her website. Personally, I can't figure out how she has the time to have as many "relationships" as reported in the magazines at the check out line. I suspect a lot of them are publicity stunts.

Maybe you can help me with my research; how do YOU maintain a relationship when you are on the road doing a 45 city tour to sold out arenas and auditoriums. Do you find it easy to make time between your photo and video shoots to sneak away for romance? I'm sure you write great songs (because you say you do) so how do YOU deal with the demands of your international success?

March 13 & 14 Omaha, Nebraska

March 18 & 19 St. Louis, Missouri

March 22 Charlotte, North Carolina

March 23 Columbia, South Carolina

March 27 & 28 & 29 Newark, New Jersey

April 10 Miami, Florida

April 11 & 12 Orlando, Florida

April 18 & 19 ...


private jets at your beck and call make a lot of things possible. yes she travels a lot but i'm willing she could make more time for a significant other than i could when Mrs. Scarf and I were in college separated by 150 miles.

The problem is that she is young and distracted. Don't worry for her. before long there will be a new pretty girl who can sing (sort of) and she'll have plenty of free time.
 
2013-01-28 02:20:52 PM  
Every time I see a Taylor Swift headline, for a second I hope it's a Taylor Dane story.

/Excuse me
//Sorry to bother you
///But I have to tell you
////I love your voice

Link
 
2013-01-28 02:21:30 PM  
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I did chuckle at 'nose whistlers.' Only because it made me think of this.
 
2013-01-28 02:23:04 PM  

cryinoutloud: So I guess she only doesn't have time for relationships when she doesn't want to have time for relationships.


I've long thought that "too busy for a relationship" was a cop out. You have time for what you WANT to have time for. These folks are multimillionaires; nobody is putting a gun to their head and filling their day planners. If someone feels enough of an attraction it's amazing how much spare time is found.

When I met my (now) wife, she was incredibly busy with a demanding course of study. Funny, she managed to find time to get together a few times a week. I figure there were others in the same line of study who kept using that line until they found someone for whom they felt strongly enough to realign a study schedule.

When you can afford airline tickets for last minute travel there's no real justification to say "sorry, I'm on the road touring." Sure, it constrains the schedule but with modern technology and travel methods there's no reason a couple can't be physically present with each other at least every couple weeks and talking face to face (virtually) just about daily. If you're so insanely busy that you can't even do that for weeks or months at a time your schedule is unhealthy... everybody needs (and gets) down time. It's just a matter of what you prefer to do with that time.
 
2013-01-28 02:23:29 PM  

LlamaGirl: I don't think it was all that well known that she was so prudish until after most of her exploits. It's only very recently come out that she does not have sex... At all.


Oh bullshiat. John Mayer tapped that. He's had more top shelf pussy than I've even seen, you think he made an exception for that? no way.
 
2013-01-28 02:24:16 PM  

tom baker's scarf: private jets at your beck and call make a lot of things possible. yes she travels a lot but i'm willing she could make more time for a significant other than i could when Mrs. Scarf and I were in college separated by 150 miles.


No, no, vudukungfu has it pretty well pegged. Distance has factored into some of her breakups. Taylor's said three days in the same city is a lot for her given her work schedule and she starts to get stir-crazy if she goes two weeks without doing anything productive. Her boyfriends have to be comfortable with being on the phone a lot and doing a lot of Skyping, because that's where a lot of the relationship is going to end up taking place.
 
2013-01-28 02:24:56 PM  

HAMMERTOE: 1) Stunningly pretty.


I dunno. I make no Studman judgements on her figure, but every time I see her face it seems she has Queen Elizabeth I level makeup. She's either is hiding a really bad complexion or has really bad fashion sense.
 
2013-01-28 02:26:28 PM  

doczoidberg: Why would anyone want to put up with a woman's crap unless they were at least getting sex?


Love, maybe?
 
2013-01-28 02:30:43 PM  

Celerian: Cinaed: One does not put one's dick into the crazy.

"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" sounds more like the most delightful promise ever given.

Want to bet that the guy who finally breaks the seal is going to have one horny nymph on his hands?


Not really. The one that indulges that kind of crazy will be a broken down man that doesn't get anything to enjoy or call his own.

One puts one's dick into a gal that has their head on straight and comprehends that meaningless bullshiat is just that.
 
2013-01-28 02:31:32 PM  

Millennium: doczoidberg: Why would anyone want to put up with a woman's crap unless they were at least getting sex?

Love, maybe?


Love? Lord above!
 
2013-01-28 02:33:07 PM  

Millennium: doczoidberg: Why would anyone want to put up with a woman's crap unless they were at least getting sex?

Love, maybe?


Men feel loved, when they have sex.
 
2013-01-28 02:34:47 PM  

Big Beef Burrito: Millennium: doczoidberg: Why would anyone want to put up with a woman's crap unless they were at least getting sex?

Love, maybe?

Love? Lord above!


Are you All Right Now?
 
2013-01-28 02:35:34 PM  

akula: I've long thought that "too busy for a relationship" was a cop out. You have time for what you WANT to have time for. These folks are multimillionaires; nobody is putting a gun to their head and filling their day planners. If someone feels enough of an attraction it's amazing how much spare time is found.


I was just reading something else along this same line--how people go on dating sites and have all these lists of things they want in a mate--then they find someone who matches up perfectly, but still have no "click" with them.

The next day, you meet someone who has all these flaws that you swore you'd never put up with, but damn, you want to jump their bones. So which person do you end up with? The one you lust after. (I would, anyway.)

What people say they want is not at all like what they will put up with from someone they're really, really attracted to. And FYI--if someone makes a bunch of illogical excuses as to why they can't hook up with you, just let it go. They're trying not to hurt your feelings. They just don't want you. Now go away before they tell you that.
 
2013-01-28 02:47:32 PM  

Waldo Pepper: Nice to see a young woman with morals and it is a shame these jerks don't realize that "putting out" isn't what builds a relationship.


I almost forgot I wasn't on /b/ with all the white knights in here.
 
2013-01-28 02:48:16 PM  
I don't listen to her but I have to say I admire her ability to turn anything into a song that makes money. While the rest of us are
slaving away at our daily jobs she is probably talented enough to make a love song about belching and make a ton of money.
 
2013-01-28 02:48:24 PM  

Waldo Pepper: Nice to see a young woman with morals and it is a shame these jerks don't realize that "putting out" isn't what builds a relationship.


Neither does driving your girl around in snazzy new car and taking her out to nice restaurants and shows. But trying building "a relationship" when your taking her to the Winchester via the public bus.
 
2013-01-28 02:49:57 PM  

LindenFark: HAMMERTOE: 1) Stunningly pretty.

I dunno. I make no Studman judgements on her figure, but every time I see her face it seems she has Queen Elizabeth I level makeup. She's either is hiding a really bad complexion or has really bad fashion sense.


GIS for 'taylor swift without makeup'. I'll let you make your own judgments.

Madbassist1: LlamaGirl: I don't think it was all that well known that she was so prudish until after most of her exploits. It's only very recently come out that she does not have sex... At all.

Oh bullshiat. John Mayer tapped that. He's had more top shelf pussy than I've even seen, you think he made an exception for that? no way.


Given the songs thought to be about Mayer, I think I'd agree he did. And Mayer's arguably gotten a more brutal song treatment for his trouble than any other boyfriend Taylor's ever had. It appears that 'Dear John', 'Treacherous' and 'I Knew You Were Trouble' are the ones about him. And given that A) the John songs have spanned two albums, and B) the hidden message for Treacherous is "won't stop till its over", Taylor's not even done with him yet.
 
2013-01-28 02:51:44 PM  

Brick-House: Im impressed with the level of hate for this girl who appears to have morals. You ever think that perhaps you could enjoy someone's company with out sex until you're sure they're the right one before putting out and avoid being labeled a slut?


Hey -- if she chooses to date around and not have sex, that's entirely her business.

It's her apparent willingness to turn even her most transient relationships into some sort of overwrought Young & the Restless episode that's annoying as all hell. She can date any way she sees fit, but she could definitely use a little more privacy in her love life.
 
2013-01-28 02:55:10 PM  

LonMead: vudukungfu: Wanna bet she's a lipstick lezzie?

I DO keep hearing about her hanging out with her "friend, Selena Gomez...
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... and we all know Selena used to date that girl, Ellen Page (using "Bieber" as a code-name)...
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So yeah, I could see it.

Or I COULD, if Mugato would make some room at the window...



Pictures or it didn't happen. But pictures would put my mind at ease. With these two, just in case there was any confusion.
 
2013-01-28 02:55:54 PM  

Mugato: Her manager obviously noticed that people (I'm not but people are) are getting tired of these teen/20 something pop singers who turn out to be whores and told her to go the puritanical route. She could have an S&M dungeon in her basement for all anyone knows.


Whoever told her to be a puritanical nutbar who leaves every relationship with a bunch of rumors of how farking crazy she is and how miniscule her issues really are (that she has written a song about, no less) should have been fired the second her relationships became a joke about how she's only trying to get her next hit single out of her brief stint with you. She is becoming annoying and irrelevant, and once every guy in the pop world decides to stop trying to be the guy who pops her cherry in public, she won't have any material left and she'll fade into obscurity.

The sooner, the better. She's such a plain looking annoying biatch.
 
2013-01-28 02:56:27 PM  
Any guy who even tries to date that (or God forbid tap that) is just asking for trouble. I can't see wanting to "build a meaningful relationship" when you know the slightest mistake you make is gonna end up on her next album. I feel bad for any guy who sticks his dick in that
 
2013-01-28 02:58:59 PM  

lc6529: I don't listen to her but I have to say I admire her ability to turn anything into a song that makes money. While the rest of us are
slaving away at our daily jobs she is probably talented enough to make a love song about belching and make a ton of money.


I would be impressed if she could make a ton of money off of a song about felching.
 
2013-01-28 03:00:52 PM  

Mugato: Her manager obviously noticed that people (I'm not but people are) are getting tired of these teen/20 something pop singers who turn out to be whores and told her to go the puritanical route. She could have an S&M dungeon in her basement for all anyone knows.


She became a lot more interesting thinking about her that way
 
2013-01-28 03:01:02 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-28 03:10:49 PM  

red5ish: vudukungfu: Yeah, if really busy means flossing with carpet fiber.
How busy can she be? I could (and occasionally do) write better songs hammered out of my skull.
What's she busy doing? Changin' clothes? Giving interviews? Endorsin Taylor Guitars?

How busy can she be? I guess that being at the center of a multi-million dollar enterprise makes some demands on her time. While I wouldn't rule out getting hammered and writing songs I doubt she gets hammered or we'd hear about it.

If my extensive research, which I carry out while waiting in the check out line at the supermarket, is any indication, then she is is very busy doing interviews, fashion shoots, endorsing products, changing clothes, getting makeup applied, and all the other things required to create and maintain an "image" which is her bread and butter.

When she isn't doing that stuff she is involved in the actual "music" part of her business. Here's a list of her upcoming tour dates from her website. Personally, I can't figure out how she has the time to have as many "relationships" as reported in the magazines at the check out line. I suspect a lot of them are publicity stunts.

Maybe you can help me with my research; how do YOU maintain a relationship when you are on the road doing a 45 city tour to sold out arenas and auditoriums. Do you find it easy to make time between your photo and video shoots to sneak away for romance? I'm sure you write great songs (because you say you do) so how do YOU deal with the demands of your international success?

March 13 & 14 Omaha, Nebraska

March 18 & 19 St. Louis, Missouri

March 22 Charlotte, North Carolina

March 23 Columbia, South Carolina

March 27 & 28 & 29 Newark, New Jersey

April 10 Miami, Florida

April 11 & 12 Orlando, Florida

April 18 & 19 ...


Nice. Now I know when and where to go trolling for 14-year-olds.
 
2013-01-28 03:16:38 PM  

nimawai: First off this trick is NOT as innocent as she's making herself out to be. You don't date John Mayer for more than a minute and not have really farking kinky sex. The guy is known for his kinks as much as his music now. (Thank you blind news sites.) Second it's rumored they broke up because she got knocked up and he told her to take care of it. Which she did.

I read that there's a new rumor as to why they broke up. Evidently Taylor kept nagging Harry to get his "turtleneck" snipped because she didn't like the way it looked. Home girl wants a mushroom, not a turtleneck. She kept on him and he finally said fark you and broke up with her. At least according to "friends". This whole thing has been a circus. I've never seen a celeb break up have more rumors attached to it. It seems every day there's a new reason why these 2 broke up. It's getting to the point where it's sounding like the boy who cried wolf.

Honestly I think this is a 100% made up romance. All signs point to Harry being gay and hot for his band mate Louis. There are tons of videos of those 2 intimately touching each other and giving googly eyes at each other. Even in their new video Harry says Kiss Me and looks straight at Louis. Taylor is a known bearder. I have a feeling the only "straight" guys she's dated were the Kennedy kid & Mayer. Although it's rumored that Mayer is also a fan of the peen as well as the beaver.

/Why yes I spend way too much time on gossip sites
//Still won't go to Perez's site though. That guy makes my skin crawl
///This is part of the reason I will always be single :/


Yeah, most people are pretty wary about settling down with someone who obsesses over the demise of couples they don't even know. I also like how everyone hates Perez Hilton, as though non-sleazy gossip sites exist...
 
2013-01-28 03:17:34 PM  

TheKiwiBird: Whoever told her to be a puritanical nutbar who leaves every relationship with a bunch of rumors of how farking crazy she is and how miniscule her issues really are (that she has written a song about, no less) should have been fired the second her relationships became a joke about how she's only trying to get her next hit single out of her brief stint with you.


I don't think anyone told her anything. She might have managers, but I think she manages her public image any way she pleases.

I saw an interview with her, and whatever else she is, the lady is confident.
 
2013-01-28 03:23:29 PM  

cryinoutloud: akula: I've long thought that "too busy for a relationship" was a cop out. You have time for what you WANT to have time for. These folks are multimillionaires; nobody is putting a gun to their head and filling their day planners. If someone feels enough of an attraction it's amazing how much spare time is found.

I was just reading something else along this same line--how people go on dating sites and have all these lists of things they want in a mate--then they find someone who matches up perfectly, but still have no "click" with them.

The next day, you meet someone who has all these flaws that you swore you'd never put up with, but damn, you want to jump their bones. So which person do you end up with? The one you lust after. (I would, anyway.)

What people say they want is not at all like what they will put up with from someone they're really, really attracted to. And FYI--if someone makes a bunch of illogical excuses as to why they can't hook up with you, just let it go. They're trying not to hurt your feelings. They just don't want you. Now go away before they tell you that.


Yup. That "spark" is hard as hell to quantify. Now, I'd probably argue that if someone just clicks with someone who is everything the person said he/she didn't want in a relationship then said relationship will not likely last (or it will at least be prone to issues). It's hard to make something work with nothing more than the spark, but without that spark, it won't go at all... even if there's no actual objective incompatibility between the two.

When somebody says "I don't have time for a relationship" I tend to think that means "I haven't met somebody with whom I've truly clicked" and maybe even add on"... who also fits out a set of characteristics I want in a SO." Some folks can let a spark go if there is obvious incompatibility present. But without that spark there's just no felt drive to reshuffle the calendar.
 
2013-01-28 03:24:05 PM  

red5ish: vudukungfu: Yeah, if really busy means flossing with carpet fiber.
How busy can she be? I could (and occasionally do) write better songs hammered out of my skull.
What's she busy doing? Changin' clothes? Giving interviews? Endorsin Taylor Guitars?

How busy can she be? I guess that being at the center of a multi-million dollar enterprise makes some demands on her time. While I wouldn't rule out getting hammered and writing songs I doubt she gets hammered or we'd hear about it.

If my extensive research, which I carry out while waiting in the check out line at the supermarket, is any indication, then she is is very busy doing interviews, fashion shoots, endorsing products, changing clothes, getting makeup applied, and all the other things required to create and maintain an "image" which is her bread and butter.

When she isn't doing that stuff she is involved in the actual "music" part of her business. Here's a list of her upcoming tour dates from her website. Personally, I can't figure out how she has the time to have as many "relationships" as reported in the magazines at the check out line. I suspect a lot of them are publicity stunts.

Maybe you can help me with my research; how do YOU maintain a relationship when you are on the road doing a 45 city tour to sold out arenas and auditoriums. Do you find it easy to make time between your photo and video shoots to sneak away for romance? I'm sure you write great songs (because you say you do) so how do YOU deal with the demands of your international success?

March 13 & 14 Omaha, Nebraska

March 18 & 19 St. Louis, Missouri

March 22 Charlotte, North Carolina

March 23 Columbia, South Carolina

March 27 & 28 & 29 Newark, New Jersey

April 10 Miami, Florida

April 11 & 12 Orlando, Florida

April 18 & 19 Atlanta, Georgia

April 20 Tampa, Florida

April 25 Cleveland, Ohio

April 26 Indianapolis, Indiana

April 27 Lexington, Kentucky

May 4 Detroit, Michigan

May 7 Louisville, Kentucky

May 8 Columbus, Ohio

May 11 & 12 Washington, DC

May 16 Houston, Texas

May 21 Austin, Texas

May 22 San Antonio, Texas

May 25 Dallas, Texas

May 28 & 29 Glendale, Arizona

June 1 Salt Lake City, Utah

June 2 Denver, Colorado

June 14 Toronto, Ontario

June 15 Toronto, Ontario

June 22 Winnipeg, Manitoba

June 29 Vancouver, British Columbia

July 6 Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

July 19 Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

July 20 Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

July 26 Foxborough, Massachusetts

July 27 Foxborough, Massachusetts

August 1 Des Moines, Iowa

August 2 & 3 Kansas City, Missouri

August 6 Wichita, Kansas

August 7 Tulsa, Oklahoma

August 10 Chicago, Illinois

August 15 San Diego, California

August 19 & 20 Los Angeles, California

August 23 & 24 Los Angeles, California

August 27 Sacramento, California

August 30 Portland, Oregon

August 31 Tacoma, Washington

September 6 Fargo, North Dakota

September 7 & 8 St. Paul, Minnesota

September 12 Greensboro, North Carolina

September 13 Raleigh, North Carolina

September 14 Charlottesville, Virginia

September 19, 20 & 21 Nashville, Tennessee


there is a shiatload of downtime in that schedule and she isn't going to spend any of it with you
 
2013-01-28 03:25:14 PM  

Fano: Thinking they can change men is the equivalent to the Gordian knot or Fermat's last theorem for chicks. Every last one of them thinks they have the solution. So far, none in history have succeeded


Fermat's last theorem was proven for all values of n in 1984.
 
2013-01-28 03:27:33 PM  

give me doughnuts: Now I know when and where to go trolling for 14-year-olds.


imageshack.us
Obligatory.

You should look up the tour schedule for Carrie Underwood too. Never seen so many "tweens" in Daisy Dukes and cowboy boots in my life. That's a target rich environment if there ever was one. Not that I'm advocating that kind of thing, because you will go to jail.

imageshack.us
 
2013-01-28 03:32:07 PM  

cryinoutloud: TheKiwiBird: Whoever told her to be a puritanical nutbar who leaves every relationship with a bunch of rumors of how farking crazy she is and how miniscule her issues really are (that she has written a song about, no less) should have been fired the second her relationships became a joke about how she's only trying to get her next hit single out of her brief stint with you.

I don't think anyone told her anything. She might have managers, but I think she manages her public image any way she pleases.

I saw an interview with her, and whatever else she is, the lady is confident.


I was merely replying to a comment suggesting that someone told her to be the nutbar she is. I fullheartedly believe she's nuts enough without anyone telling her to be nuts.

I mean, if she was just a girl who just didnt like sex who ended up dating promiscuous guys in the hopes that they will respect her choice, then I would think she's an optimistic kind of crazy and maybe I would feel sorry for her a little. I would think she's stupid and pity the fact that her staff hasn't tried to stop her little romantic heart from wandering off again and again, as it is wont to do.

I might even feel sorry if she seemed to just be picky and unlucky with the choices she made. Lord knows all of us have made quite a few mistakes with partners here and there, and you can't fault a girl with that.

However, with every relationship ending with lots of nutbar rumors of her having insane little nitpicks, along with it resulting in a brand new whiny breakup song about the guy, you can't help but side with the guys every damn time. This girl is a trainwreck and anybody tryin to stick their dick in her now is either insanely brave in thinking they're gonna be THE ONE, or insanely ignorant of her past and rightly doesn't deserve pity when he's the next hot track off her new album.

She's only confident because there's a lot of 12-14 year old girls who are equally emboldened and justified by her immature lyrics about those nasty poopyhead boys being stupid meanies.

We can only hope her overconfidence leads to her demise, financial or otherwise.
 
2013-01-28 03:35:13 PM  

Lachwen: Fano: Thinking they can change men is the equivalent to the Gordian knot or Fermat's last theorem for chicks. Every last one of them thinks they have the solution. So far, none in history have succeeded

Fermat's last theorem was proven for all values of n in 1984.


And the Gordian knot was solved back in Alexander's time
 
2013-01-28 03:50:26 PM  

LindenFark: She's either is hiding a really bad complexion or has really bad fashion sense.


I don't know about power, or foundation, but the few pics I've seen of her where she didn't have heavy eye shadow on looked really nice, actually. A touch on the young side, of course, but still well-proportioned.
 
2013-01-28 03:51:42 PM  

chitownmike: there is a shiatload of downtime in that schedule and she isn't going to spend any of it with you


You seem to think I am white knighting for Taylor Swift but all I'm doing is making observations that would apply to any number of young successful celebrities. By far the largest exposure to Taylor Swift in my life comes from Fark. There seems to be a thread about her here every three or four days. I have seen her interviewed by David Letterman and by Ellen DeGeneres and have seen her on award shows a few times. She seemed pretty level headed in the interviews. Aside from that and two or three of her music videos I don't know much about her because I am an adult male and not a 14-year old girl. I'm old enough to have seen a lot of teen idols rise and fall, and that forms the basis for my opinions.
 
2013-01-28 03:51:49 PM  

nimawai: /Why yes I spend way too much time on gossip sites


The fact all of your response comes from rumor sights, makes you lose all credibility.
Good gosh, stop feeding those liars.

/you're making me sad
 
2013-01-28 03:54:00 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Every time I see a Taylor Swift headline, for a second I hope it's a Taylor Dane story.


I'll see your Taylor Dane and raise you Taylor Wane:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-28 03:54:58 PM  

Big Beef Burrito: Millennium: doczoidberg: Why would anyone want to put up with a woman's crap unless they were at least getting sex?

Love, maybe?

Love? Lord above!


Now he's trying to trick me in love Oww!
 
2013-01-28 03:55:07 PM  
Much like John McCain is to blame for Sarah Palin, I blame Kanye West for making Taylor Swift into a big deal.
 
2013-01-28 03:57:56 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: I blame Kanye West for making Taylor Swift into a big deal.


I blame Kanye West for abusing AutoTune to point where an entire genre of music is unlistenable crap. He has a lot to answer for.
 
2013-01-28 04:11:25 PM  
In any case, I bet she cooks one of a rabbit at this point.
 
2013-01-28 04:12:00 PM  

born_yesterday: In any case, I bet she cooks one of a rabbit at this point.


Ugh. One hell of a rabbit.

-1,000
 
2013-01-28 04:12:56 PM  

Fano: Lachwen: Fano: Thinking they can change men is the equivalent to the Gordian knot or Fermat's last theorem for chicks. Every last one of them thinks they have the solution. So far, none in history have succeeded

Fermat's last theorem was proven for all values of n in 1984.

And the Gordian knot was solved back in Alexander's time


So...you're saying that women CAN change men then?

(Personally, I don't think you should try to "change" a guy: ladies, if something about your guy really bugs you, sit down with him and have an honest, forthright discussion about it. Maybe it's something he'd be willing to change himself. If it's not, however, then you have to decide whether it's something that will spell the death of the relationship for you. If yes, get out then, with grace and dignity. And guys, it works both ways: if there's something your girl does that really gets under your skin, TALK TO HER ABOUT IT. Give and take is healthy in a relationship. Unilaterally trying to mold a person into someone new and different is not.)
 
2013-01-28 04:15:21 PM  

Millennium: doczoidberg: Why would anyone want to put up with a woman's crap unless they were at least getting sex?

Love, maybe?



If she loves you, she'll want to have sex with you.
 
2013-01-28 04:22:46 PM  

cryinoutloud: I don't think anyone told her anything. She might have managers, but I think she manages her public image any way she pleases.


She runs her own management company (13 Management) alongside her mom.
 
2013-01-28 04:24:35 PM  

doczoidberg: Millennium: doczoidberg: Why would anyone want to put up with a woman's crap unless they were at least getting sex?

Love, maybe?


If she loves you, she'll want to have sex with you.



You haven't met my wife.
 
2013-01-28 04:28:00 PM  

Gosling: No, no, vudukungfu has it pretty well pegged.


At least I'm pegging something.
 
2013-01-28 04:29:22 PM  

born_yesterday: born_yesterday: In any case, I bet she cooks one of a rabbit at this point.

Ugh. One hell of a rabbit.

-1,000


"One of a Rabbit" sounds like a song title. Are you Brian Eno, by any chance?
 
2013-01-28 04:50:33 PM  
St. Paul Sep 6/7. I am *so* there.

/or not
 
2013-01-28 05:05:06 PM  
This song was inspired by all the times when Taylor Lautner just wouldnot stopreferring to himself as "Tim the Tool Man Taylor Lautner."

Uh, that actually makes me like the guy.
 
2013-01-28 05:07:17 PM  

LlamaGirl: doczoidberg: LlamaGirl: Girl needs to ease off the serial dating. Either that or start putting out.


Does she really not put out? Is that the official line???

I mean, if she refuses to put out, then what the hell is the point in dating her?

I don't think it was all that well known that she was so prudish until after most of her exploits. It's only very recently come out that she does not have sex... At all.

If she wants to be the moral queen, fine, but she needs to find someone on the same page as her with that then and stop expecting to change men who she is well aware enjoy having sex with women, some men who have pussy falling all over them (The one direction kid).

She thinks she can change men. She is a grade A moron.


At this point, so are the men who keep dating her.  It's pretty common knowledge that she doesn't put out, so why do men who want to have sex with women keep giving her the time of day?
 
2013-01-28 05:17:00 PM  

akula: If you're so insanely busy that you can't even do that for weeks or months at a time your schedule is unhealthy...


so people in relationships with soldiers deployed elsewhere are unhealthy?
 
2013-01-28 05:29:07 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: doczoidberg: Millennium: doczoidberg: Why would anyone want to put up with a woman's crap unless they were at least getting sex?

Love, maybe?


If she loves you, she'll want to have sex with you.


You haven't met my wife.


I have. She wants to have sex, just not with you.
 
2013-01-28 05:47:45 PM  

calm like a bomb: Psycoholic_Slag: doczoidberg: Millennium: doczoidberg: Why would anyone want to put up with a woman's crap unless they were at least getting sex?

Love, maybe?


If she loves you, she'll want to have sex with you.


You haven't met my wife.

I have. She wants to have sex, just not with you.



Yeah, that was a slow one right over the plate.
 
2013-01-28 06:23:23 PM  

Gosling: cryinoutloud: I don't think anyone told her anything. She might have managers, but I think she manages her public image any way she pleases.
She runs her own management company (13 Management) alongside her mom.


Well there you are. You're late.
 
2013-01-28 07:04:49 PM  

cryinoutloud: Well there you are. You're late.


I showed up eight hours ago to mock a terrible greenlight from a terrible site (honestly, has a Buzzfeed greenlight ever turned out to be anything other than an awful list conceived on the toilet and created from its output?). I don't know what you're looking at.
 
2013-01-28 07:11:36 PM  

doczoidberg: Brick-House: Im impressed with the level of hate for this girl who appears to have morals. You ever think that perhaps you could enjoy someone's company with out sex until you're sure they're the right one before putting out and avoid being labeled a slut?

Now don't get me wrong, I would fark that girl so good, the chorus of her next song would be her having multiple orgasms. But I don't see anything wrong with what she's doing.


No. I do not think that's possible.

Why would anyone want to put up with a woman's crap unless they were at least getting sex?

Seriously. Such an individual should get a hobby instead. Much more fulfilling that listening to someone nag.


Bet you're quite the charmer, huh?
 
2013-01-28 07:21:19 PM  

Lachwen: Fano: Lachwen: Fano: Thinking they can change men is the equivalent to the Gordian knot or Fermat's last theorem for chicks. Every last one of them thinks they have the solution. So far, none in history have succeeded

Fermat's last theorem was proven for all values of n in 1984.

And the Gordian knot was solved back in Alexander's time

So...you're saying that women CAN change men then?


Sure... just do it the way Alexander did it... cut 'em in half with your sword.
 
2013-01-28 07:41:58 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: akula: If you're so insanely busy that you can't even do that for weeks or months at a time your schedule is unhealthy...

so people in relationships with soldiers deployed elsewhere are unhealthy?


Congratulations on managing to find the specific hole in a generalized statement.

Seeing as how nobody up to your post in the thread had mentioned deployed troops, I can understand why you must have thought I was including such things, and I apologize for not being extremely specific with complete footnotes so as to avoid being unclear for those who might pick apart a post just to be a dick. You  know, persons such as yourself.

There is indeed a difference between a schedule one sets themselves and a schedule that is imposed from the outside, be it military service, prison time, or other things. But we're talking about somebody who is only busy a few days at a time and for whom airfare would be a trivial expense, and maybe even generalizing out to people who just have a full calendar. And generally, for such people they will find ways to adjust their schedule and travel if it's something they actually want to enjoy.
 
2013-01-28 07:45:44 PM  

TheKiwiBird: Whoever told her to be a puritanical nutbar who leaves every relationship with a bunch of rumors of how farking crazy she is and how miniscule her issues really are (that she has written a song about, no less) should have been fired


I'll be honest, I haven't heard anything she's ever done but from what I've heard about what she sings about, it probably connects with a lot of psycho teen girls (meaning teen girls) so I think that's what they're going for.
 
2013-01-28 07:56:20 PM  

Gosling: I showed up eight hours ago to mock a terrible greenlight from a terrible site (honestly, has a Buzzfeed greenlight ever turned out to be anything other than an awful list conceived on the toilet and created from its output?). I don't know what you're looking at.


Well, not this thread, obviously. And not the article either, because Buzzfeed sucks.
 
2013-01-28 08:22:57 PM  

red5ish: give me doughnuts: Now I know when and where to go trolling for 14-year-olds.

[imageshack.us image 320x240]
Obligatory.

You should look up the tour schedule for Carrie Underwood too. Never seen so many "tweens" in Daisy Dukes and cowboy boots in my life. That's a target rich environment if there ever was one. Not that I'm advocating that kind of thing, because you will go to jail.

[imageshack.us image 450x600]



You're somehow making an assumption that I'm not 15.
 
2013-01-28 09:16:15 PM  

cryinoutloud: Buzzfeed sucks.


I remember when suck dot com sucked.
 
2013-01-29 01:55:39 AM  

Millennium: doczoidberg: Why would anyone want to put up with a woman's crap unless they were at least getting sex?

Love, maybe?


What's love got to do with it?

/who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?
 
2013-01-29 08:33:06 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: It's pretty common knowledge that she doesn't put out,


What exactly this knowledge is based on?
 
2013-01-29 08:59:59 AM  

LewDux: The My Little Pony Killer: It's pretty common knowledge that she doesn't put out,

What exactly this knowledge is based on?


The internet. They can't put anything on the internet that isn't true.

/bonjour
 
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