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(CBS 46 Atlanta)   Two men accused of stealing 26,000lbs of chicken wings, planning the best Super Bowl party ever   (cbsatlanta.com ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Super Bowl, CBS Atlanta, raw foods, Athens Banner-Herald, CBS Atlanta 46  
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2013-01-28 10:55:59 AM  
9 votes:
This is why we can't have nice wings
2013-01-28 01:52:04 PM  
5 votes:

i.imgur.com
wanted for some question axe-ing

2013-01-28 10:27:02 AM  
5 votes:

eraser8: Where do you store 13 tons of frozen chicken wings?


In my face.
2013-01-28 10:54:27 AM  
4 votes:
One five-pound bag of frozen Tyson's chicken wings sells for about $12.50. If you do the math, that's about 26,000 pounds of wings.

Five pounds times $12.50 equals 26,000 pounds.
2013-01-28 10:47:53 AM  
3 votes:
I've never seen a man, steal so many chicken wings.
2013-01-28 10:49:30 AM  
2 votes:
Please don't be black, please don't be black, please don't be...

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DAMNIT!

Ah, well. Did they steal a truckload of watermelons while they were at it?
2013-01-28 05:11:22 PM  
1 vote:

doczoidberg: Please don't be black, please don't be black, please don't be...

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DAMNIT!

Ah, well. Did they steal a truckload of watermelons while they were at it?



In another story .
Police reported a hijacking of Colt 45 delivery truck.
2013-01-28 12:59:20 PM  
1 vote:

doczoidberg: Please don't be black, please don't be black, please don't be...

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DAMNIT!

Ah, well. Did they steal a truckload of watermelons while they were at it?


I was thinking the same thing, but I saw it was from Atlanta prior to scrolling down and seeing the picture and already knew that answer. This is too easy. The brotha was just trying to feed his family. Deserves a "Ballsy" tag.
2013-01-28 12:50:30 PM  
1 vote:

dryknife: Wings have become the most expensive portion of the chicken.
Damn things used to cheep.


FTFY
2013-01-28 11:49:19 AM  
1 vote:

26,000lbs of chicken wings


Or 3,000 pounds of actual chicken.
2013-01-28 11:40:19 AM  
1 vote:

Pick: Psssssst! There is going to be a Bud Light shortage, on or about The Superbowl. Don't tell anyone, so we can get ours cheap before the public finds out about this, and the price skyrockets.


If you want, we can all just pee in cans for you. Same thing, really.
2013-01-28 10:49:33 AM  
1 vote:
Wasn't there just a story about a chicken wing shortage?
2013-01-28 09:59:33 AM  
1 vote:
Where do you store 13 tons of frozen chicken wings?
 
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