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(CBS 46 Atlanta)   Two men accused of stealing 26,000lbs of chicken wings, planning the best Super Bowl party ever   (cbsatlanta.com ) divider line
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2013-01-28 11:40:19 AM  
1 vote:

Pick: Psssssst! There is going to be a Bud Light shortage, on or about The Superbowl. Don't tell anyone, so we can get ours cheap before the public finds out about this, and the price skyrockets.


If you want, we can all just pee in cans for you. Same thing, really.
2013-01-28 10:55:59 AM  
1 vote:
This is why we can't have nice wings
2013-01-28 10:54:27 AM  
1 vote:
One five-pound bag of frozen Tyson's chicken wings sells for about $12.50. If you do the math, that's about 26,000 pounds of wings.

Five pounds times $12.50 equals 26,000 pounds.
2013-01-28 10:49:30 AM  
1 vote:
Please don't be black, please don't be black, please don't be...

Clicks link.

DAMNIT!

Ah, well. Did they steal a truckload of watermelons while they were at it?
2013-01-28 10:47:53 AM  
1 vote:
I've never seen a man, steal so many chicken wings.
2013-01-28 09:59:33 AM  
1 vote:
Where do you store 13 tons of frozen chicken wings?
 
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