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(The New York Times)   Ariel Sharon brain scan shows response to stimuli, singing crabs   (nytimes.com) divider line 63
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2013-01-28 09:57:38 AM
Bold headline, subby...
 
2013-01-28 11:00:20 AM
Well, seeing as how he cannot live and cannot die, a carnival should drag him around through the desert.
 
2013-01-28 11:00:43 AM
You'll never see him under the see.
 
2013-01-28 11:02:50 AM
Huh. I thought he was dead.
 
2013-01-28 11:04:06 AM
That is just spite.
 
2013-01-28 11:04:25 AM
Ozzy should be happy.
 
2013-01-28 11:10:01 AM
I guess it's good they decided to try this after seven years...
 
2013-01-28 11:11:17 AM
Ariel Sharon is probably one of the most vile, murdering, sons of biatches to have ever lived.

I hope he can think, feel, and experience the utter terror inherent in being able to experience reality, but unable to interact with it.
 
2013-01-28 11:13:09 AM

Arkanaut: Huh. I thought he was dead.


Not quite, yet.
 
2013-01-28 11:14:11 AM
'Ooooooooooo lives in hospital ward in IC? AR-i-EL SHAR-ON!
Pudgy and comatose and Jewish is he! AR-i-EL SHAR-ON!
 
2013-01-28 11:17:21 AM

Rindred: 'Ooooooooooo lives in hospital ward in IC? AR-i-EL SHAR-ON!
Pudgy and comatose and Jewish is he! AR-i-EL SHAR-ON!


You are a bad, bad person.

/and I'm going to hell for laughing at that
//+1 Funny for you
 
2013-01-28 11:21:09 AM
Perfect. Crab and vegetables pairs nicely.
 
2013-01-28 11:23:55 AM
And this is my absolute worst nightmare. Seven years in an unresponsive body, utterly trapped. And it's not like he was young, when the stroke hit. He was 77, he had lived long enough to see the results of his life. Why would his family want him to barely exist, trapped between this life and eternity? I understand about needing to have time to goodbye, and grieve, but seven years just seems like torture. Both to him and to his family.


Oh, and subby, loved the headline. I only dropped in here to say that. Just got distracted by the facts.
 
2013-01-28 11:29:20 AM
Sharon proved, once and for all, that the Palestinians will never accept the existence of Israel. Naturally the whole world hates him for it.

/even the people he proved correct hate him for the price paid in Israeli lives and settlements to establish that proof
 
2013-01-28 11:31:10 AM
Is he way on the other side of the Hudson, deep in the bosom of suburbia?
 
2013-01-28 11:32:18 AM

Litig8r: Ariel Sharon is probably one of the most vile, murdering, sons of biatches to have ever lived.

I hope he can think, feel, and experience the utter terror inherent in being able to experience reality, but unable to interact with it.


But when you criticize Israeli officials, it's as if you marched all 6 million Jews to the gas chambers yourself.
 
2013-01-28 11:34:20 AM

Litig8r: Ariel Sharon is probably one of the most vile, murdering, sons of biatches to have ever lived.

I hope he can think, feel, and experience the utter terror inherent in being able to experience reality, but unable to interact with it.


Hi Hitler, how's it going?
 
2013-01-28 11:37:19 AM

namegoeshere: Arkanaut: Huh. I thought he was dead.

Not quite, yet.


He can't go for a walk yet, though.
 
2013-01-28 11:38:14 AM
Can we test Obama next?
 
2013-01-28 11:41:23 AM

namegoeshere: Arkanaut: Huh. I thought he was dead.

Not quite, yet.

www.donttellmetheending.com

/bet he feels happy
 
2013-01-28 11:42:49 AM

Thunderpipes: Litig8r: Ariel Sharon is probably one of the most vile, murdering, sons of biatches to have ever lived.

I hope he can think, feel, and experience the utter terror inherent in being able to experience reality, but unable to interact with it.

Hi Hitler, how's it going?


So you're going to defend a man that had his forces surround a refugee camp, prevent anyone from fleeing, and then allowed militias to enter and slaughter every man, woman and child in the camp?
 
2013-01-28 11:44:40 AM
I bet he was really pulling for Dec. 21, 2012. Damn Mayans!!!
 
2013-01-28 11:46:55 AM
My theory is that Sharon is the Beast from the Land of the Book of Revelation. The Beast was wounded unto to death but amazed everybody by miraculously recovering. He was given power by the Beast from the Sea, which is America, or possibly Europe, or the UN.

Since Sharon was much more pragmatic than anybody in the current Knesset, he will come out of his coma, resume power, and make peace with the Palestinians in exchange for land.

But "peace shall destroy many". Outraged by the peace, Christian fundamentalists in the US and the Arab nations will wage war on Israel and it will all end on the plains of Megiddo (just past the Golan Heights, on the road from Damascus to Jerusalem).

The Beast from the Sea will be Obama or some other world leader that the Christian Right hates as much as a Two State Solution, Peace with Muslims, and not getting their way all the time.

And naturally, the Image of the Beast, which speaks with a loud voice, is Fox News.

So we're good until my Sharona comes out of his coma. It'll take him some time to resume power and when he does, we have 7.5 years until Doomsday. Or something.

Interpretations of the Book of Revelation are all over the place, like interpretations of Nostramus, whose quatrians have been used over and over again for centuries by people who interpret them as applying to their own country rather than France. Anything that vague is sure to be controversial.
 
2013-01-28 11:51:40 AM
Only 20 posts in and we've already got:

1. Posters criticizing Sharon for being a war criminal who slaughtered Palestinians
2. Posters criticizing Sharon for being too soft on Palestine and betraying the Israelis
3. Posters accusing Sharon critics of being anti-Semites
4. Posters criticizing posters accusing Sharon critics of being anti-Semites

Yep, pretty much all the abses have been covered.
 
2013-01-28 11:52:26 AM
*bases
 
2013-01-28 11:54:20 AM
i28.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-28 11:55:37 AM
Litig8r:

Ariel Sharon is probably one of the most vile, murdering, sons of biatches to have ever lived.

I hope he can think, feel, and experience the utter terror inherent in being able to experience reality, but unable to interact with it.


This.
 
2013-01-28 11:58:23 AM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: *bases


Sure you didn't mean "abscesses?"

/it's a lot of letters to miss
//seems more fitting though
 
2013-01-28 12:00:30 PM
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RIP SHARONA
 
2013-01-28 12:00:53 PM
Ariel Sharon is "waking-up."

According to Rev. 17:7-11?
 
2013-01-28 12:09:47 PM

Thunderpipes: Litig8r: Ariel Sharon is probably one of the most vile, murdering, sons of biatches to have ever lived.

I hope he can think, feel, and experience the utter terror inherent in being able to experience reality, but unable to interact with it.

Hi Hitler, how's it going?


Fair enough; I'm both Jewish and self-loathing.
 
2013-01-28 12:16:21 PM

Litig8r: Ariel Sharon is probably one of the most vile, murdering, sons of biatches to have ever lived.

I hope he can think, feel, and experience the utter terror inherent in being able to experience reality, but unable to interact with it.


But mostly, he's in Israeli and that's all you actually care about.
 
2013-01-28 12:21:43 PM

Im_Gumby: namegoeshere: Arkanaut: Huh. I thought he was dead.

Not quite, yet.
[www.donttellmetheending.com image 800x441]

/bet he feels happy


Look at this stuff....isn't it neat?
 
2013-01-28 12:47:03 PM
Interestingly enough, Ultra-Orthodox right wing settlers cast a Jewish Death Curse shortly before the stroke. Sharon laughed this off. He's not laughing now....
 
2013-01-28 12:58:32 PM
The plug.

Pull it already.
 
2013-01-28 12:59:58 PM

Tatterdemalian: Sharon proved, once and for all, that the Palestinians will never accept the existence of Israel.


Sabra and Shatila, you mean?
 
2013-01-28 01:01:02 PM

sorhed: So you're going to defend a man that had his forces surround a refugee camp, prevent anyone from fleeing, and then allowed militias to enter and slaughter every man, woman and child in the camp?


You forgot to mention that his forces fired flares to illuminate the camps while the slaughter was going on.
 
2013-01-28 01:03:08 PM
I expected a singing Mr. Krabs
 
2013-01-28 01:10:56 PM
what, no "I'm not dead yet" Monty Python references?
I am disappoint.
 
2013-01-28 01:24:41 PM
Scientists showed Mr. Sharon, 84, pictures of his family, had him listen to a recording of the voice of one of his sons and used tactile stimulation a kick to the balls to assess the extent of his brain's response.
 
2013-01-28 01:24:48 PM

Just_a_Bear: what, no "I'm not dead yet" Monty Python references?
I am disappoint.


O_o
 
2013-01-28 01:29:16 PM
My family would've barely given me 7 weeks, much less years, in a vegetative state before putting me down as per my instructions*.
/*suffocated by boobies
 
2013-01-28 01:32:37 PM
Huh? Crabs are not kosher.
 
2013-01-28 01:52:13 PM

randomjsa: Litig8r:

Ariel Sharon is probably one of the most vile, murdering, sons of biatches to have ever lived.

I hope he can think, feel, and experience the utter terror inherent in being able to experience reality, but unable to interact with it.

But mostly, he's in Israeli and that's all you actually care about.


You know, one can carry anti-anti-Semitism a bit too far.

Ariel Sharon is not "just any Jewish Israeli."

There are people of my own ethnic/regional background who were vile murdering scum: Charlie Manson for one. Yet most Appalachian "Scotch-Irish" are just ordinary people, as most Israeli Jews must be.

If you can't tell the difference between a homicidal thug and an ordinary human being, or worse, if you won't admit the difference for some political reason, there's something wrong with you.

There are righteous Gentiles so there might also be nefarious Jews. And few Israeli Prime Ministers were worse human beings than Ariel Sharon.
 
2013-01-28 01:56:15 PM
Down in da Hell
My ass was burning til I started learning
Down in da Hell
I was a Monstah now know bettah
Down in Da Hell

More likely an organ harvested from Israe'ls live organ doner farm of Palestian ploitical prisoners brought back Jabbah the Murdering Racist
 
2013-01-28 02:12:29 PM

orbister: sorhed:

So you're going to defend a man that had his forces surround a refugee camp, prevent anyone from fleeing, and then allowed militias to enter and slaughter every man, woman and child in the camp?

You forgot to mention that his forces fired flares to illuminate the camps while the slaughter was going on.


Ah yes, the Sabra and Shatila massacre (link). For which the Israeli government's own Commission of Inquiry into the Events at the Refugee Camps in Beirut (link), in a document later posted to the Israeli Ministry of Foreign Affairs' website here (link), declared Ariel Ben-Dvora Sheinerman (link) personally responsible.

I could think of worse things to wish on such an evil-doer, such as adding certain complications to his current condition, but what he's got already will do.
 
2013-01-28 02:16:13 PM
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2013-01-28 02:17:40 PM

xanadian: Bold Tref headline, subby...


FTFY
 
2013-01-28 02:21:28 PM
Both life and death are too mainstream for him
 
2013-01-28 03:00:28 PM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Only 20 posts in and we've already got:

1. Posters criticizing Sharon for being a war criminal who slaughtered Palestinians
2. Posters criticizing Sharon for being too soft on Palestine and betraying the Israelis
3. Posters accusing Sharon critics of being anti-Semites
4. Posters criticizing posters accusing Sharon critics of being anti-Semites

Yep, pretty much all the abses have been covered.


Don't forget his new theme song!
 
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