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(Daily Mail)   And Best Supporting Wardrobe Malfunction goes to Jennifer Lawrence for the Christian Dior "Surprise"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 51
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2013-01-28 10:55:39 AM  
Bah, that wasn't even the best wardrobe malfunction of today....

NSFW-LINK
 
2013-01-28 10:58:45 AM  
It wasn't a malfunction, it was a gift from a benevolent god
 
2013-01-28 10:59:56 AM  
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/ Different event, different dress
 
2013-01-28 11:02:33 AM  
She's stupidly hot.
 
2013-01-28 11:04:50 AM  
not a bookmark at all...


/yes it is
 
2013-01-28 11:10:18 AM  
She was ridiculously hot in those tight pants in Silver Linings Playbook.

I actually said, "Oh my God" out loud a few times while watching that movie because Jennifer Lawrence was so hot.

Please, Jennifer. Do a nude scene already.

...And, please Hollywood. Don't give Jennifer an Oscar until she does a nude scene. PLEAAAASE???
 
2013-01-28 11:10:43 AM  

spidermann: not a bookmark at all...


/yes it is


Eh barely worth it. I didn't even realize the dress was ripped, I thought the dress was just designed that way until I saw the whole thing further down.

In other words, it just looks like she's wearing a short skirt, you can't see any goods.
 
2013-01-28 11:15:25 AM  

js34603: spidermann: not a bookmark at all...


/yes it is

Eh barely worth it. I didn't even realize the dress was ripped, I thought the dress was just designed that way until I saw the whole thing further down.

In other words, it just looks like she's wearing a short skirt, you can't see any goods.


hmm.. i always thought you bookmarked the thread, not the article.
 
2013-01-28 11:18:27 AM  

kroonermanblack: She's stupidly hot.


I disagree. She's a girl next door type of pretty that you were never lucky enough to have as the girl next door.

"Stupidly hot" is reserved for girls that look so unattainably attractive you can't even fap to them because the idea of you being with them is so preposterous they break the suspension of disbelief in your fantasy.
 
2013-01-28 11:22:27 AM  
I think what I like about her - in addition to being absurdly easy on the eyes - is that in the few interviews I've seen of her, some comes off as a little wacky and off beat. I like wacky and off beat.
 
2013-01-28 11:22:53 AM  

Crewmannumber6: It wasn't a malfunction, it was a gift from a benevolent god


not really since the gods didn't let us see the goods
 
2013-01-28 11:29:17 AM  
DeNiro has a serious case of old-man sit. If this were animated I'd expect that hand to be shaking.

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2013-01-28 11:29:38 AM  

MayoSlather: "Stupidly hot" is reserved for girls that look so unattainably attractive you can't even fap to them because the idea of you being with them is so preposterous they break the suspension of disbelief in your fantasy.


I've yet to discover a female that was so attractive I couldn't fap to them. And I've done very extensive research.
 
2013-01-28 11:30:54 AM  
yeesssss.
btw who watches these things? was this done for ratings or was it genuine
 
2013-01-28 11:41:07 AM  

Uncle Pooky: MayoSlather: "Stupidly hot" is reserved for girls that look so unattainably attractive you can't even fap to them because the idea of you being with them is so preposterous they break the suspension of disbelief in your fantasy.

I've yet to discover a female that was so attractive I couldn't fap to them. And I've done very extensive research.


That. I can fap to any damn hottie out there, but I usually require at least some form of nudity, or an otter, or electrodes, some kind of bodily fluid... Wait where was I? Oh yeah, there's no woman so hot you can't fap to her. Such a being just does not exist.
 
2013-01-28 11:41:32 AM  

Uncle Pooky: MayoSlather: "Stupidly hot" is reserved for girls that look so unattainably attractive you can't even fap to them because the idea of you being with them is so preposterous they break the suspension of disbelief in your fantasy.

I've yet to discover a female that was so attractive I couldn't fap to them. And I've done very extensive research.


Hmm, perhaps you don't share the same level of self loathing that I have.
 
2013-01-28 11:42:21 AM  

thecpt: yeesssss.
btw who watches these things? was this done for ratings or was it genuine


You don't know any gay people do you? Awards season leading up to the Oscars is like the NFL playoffs to some of my gay friends.
 
2013-01-28 11:45:10 AM  
She should have just ripped the bottom part off. Her standing on the stage risking her punnany showing would have been the highlight of the year, much less the evening.
 
2013-01-28 11:45:48 AM  

MayoSlather: Uncle Pooky: MayoSlather: "Stupidly hot" is reserved for girls that look so unattainably attractive you can't even fap to them because the idea of you being with them is so preposterous they break the suspension of disbelief in your fantasy.

I've yet to discover a female that was so attractive I couldn't fap to them. And I've done very extensive research.

Hmm, perhaps you don't share the same level of self loathing that I have.


I may not loathe myself, but based on the pounding it gets from me, I must really hate my penis.
 
2013-01-28 11:53:29 AM  
She has a lovely pair of eyes.

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2013-01-28 12:00:50 PM  

Wellon Dowd: She has a lovely pair of eyes.

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i.imgur.com

Not seeing the eyes here...
 
2013-01-28 12:03:28 PM  
Sharp knees, Fist of an angry god, blah, blah, blah.

Now that that's out the way, hey Brit Farkers! Why the fark do you call an award a "gong"? There is nothing gong-like about any of these things. Does the Lord High Muckety-Muck ring a gong when the Queen knights somebody? Are you being ironic about The Gong Show?

What gives?

Thanking you in advance,
FrancoFile
 
2013-01-28 12:09:09 PM  
She still looks like she's rather uncomfortable getting all this attention.
 
2013-01-28 12:10:41 PM  

Wellon Dowd: She has a lovely pair of eyes.

i.imgur.com


Tommy Solomon: Well, I don't know what came over me, but... they were so big and round and beautiful... I just had to touch them.
Dr. Dick Solomon: And then what?
Tommy Solomon: She screamed "Ow, my eyes!" and that just basically killed the mood.
 
2013-01-28 12:13:12 PM  
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2013-01-28 12:18:12 PM  

DanZero:


You now know how we know you got the ghey right?
 
2013-01-28 12:22:50 PM  

dewright_ca: DanZero:

You now know how we know you got the ghey right?


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Obligatory ;)
 
2013-01-28 12:52:13 PM  
What a bunch of idiots. Her dress did NOT rip. She just lifted the top tier too far exposing the sheer lining that attached the lower tier to the rest of the dress.

I guess you could say that she accidentally exposed the silver lining
 
2013-01-28 01:00:51 PM  
She's an average hollywood starlet. Super hot compared to normies, but meh compared to most young stars.
 
2013-01-28 01:02:01 PM  

catmandu: What a bunch of idiots. Her dress did NOT rip. She just lifted the top tier too far exposing the sheer lining that attached the lower tier to the rest of the dress.

I guess you could say that she accidentally exposed the silver lining


So it was all part of her playbook, then?
 
2013-01-28 01:15:15 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: She's an average hollywood starlet. Super hot compared to normies, but meh compared to most young stars.




The fact that she is actually able to act, seems relatively intelligent and has made interesting choices of roles (Winter's Bone, Silver Linings) instead of your typical ingenue roles makes her much more attractive IMHO than any cookie cutter hot hollywood starlet.
 
2013-01-28 01:35:01 PM  
she kind of looks like lois from family guy
 
2013-01-28 01:44:17 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Contrabulous Flabtraption: She's an average hollywood starlet. Super hot compared to normies, but meh compared to most young stars.

The fact that she is actually able to act, seems relatively intelligent and has made interesting choices of roles (Winter's Bone, Silver Linings) instead of your typical ingenue roles makes her much more attractive IMHO than any cookie cutter hot hollywood starlet.


Plus, she has balls, figuratively speaking. She has a good head on her shoulders and isn't afraid to say what's on her mind. I gained a whole new level of respect for her when she was on Letterman a couple weeks or so back. Dave was being his usual dickish self, and she just gave him all sorts of shiat, not backing down for one second. She completely threw him off his game and he was obviously quite flustered.
 
2013-01-28 02:04:10 PM  
That woman is super good looking, moving her onto my l"ist", heh heh

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2013-01-28 03:15:34 PM  

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 634x663]


She looks much better when she wears less eye liner/eye shadow/whatever the hell it is.

And sorry, but I think untoned arms on a woman are incredibly, incredibly sexy.
 
2013-01-28 04:19:02 PM  
DeNiro is worn out from sex w/black chicks
 
2013-01-28 04:43:45 PM  

coffee fiend: Plus, she has balls, figuratively speaking. She has a good head on her shoulders and isn't afraid to say what's on her mind. I gained a whole new level of respect for her when she was on Letterman a couple weeks or so back. Dave was being his usual dickish self, and she just gave him all sorts of shiat, not backing down for one second. She completely threw him off his game and he was obviously quite flustered.


I like that she readily admits she does little to no prep work for her roles. When she says stuff like that, it must make Anne Hathaway (who I also like) want to stab Jennifer in the eye. You hear about all the preparation Anne Did for Les Mis, and then Jennifer comes along with her "whatever, I'm having fun" attitude. I've loved her in all three things I've seen her in (Silver Linings, Hunger Games, and Winter's Bone).

I wouldn't say Jennifer is the hottest young actress in Hollywood, but her attitude makes her more attractive than the others, in my opinion. I'm much more attracted to women I would like to share a beer with. Jennifer seems really cool.
 
2013-01-28 05:24:33 PM  
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2013-01-28 05:36:04 PM  

Wellon Dowd: She has a lovely pair of eyes.

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So's the pair on her face.
 
2013-01-28 06:14:52 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: DeNiro is worn out from sex w/black chicks


A) I wish I got the reference
B) I wouldn't mind being worn out from sex with black chicks even without getting the joke
 
2013-01-28 06:16:37 PM  
Yeah, she is pretty much my new top celeb crush. So super hot but seems down to earth. Hope she doesnt go on the hollywood skeletal actress diet for a long time.
 
2013-01-28 06:19:30 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: DeNiro is worn out from sex w/black chicks

A) I wish I got the reference
B) I wouldn't mind being worn out from sex with black chicks even without getting the joke


DeNiro has a well-known preference for us sistahs.
 
2013-01-28 06:26:55 PM  

StrandedInAZ: DeNiro has a well-known preference for us sistahs.


How YOU doin?
 
2013-01-28 06:30:52 PM  
Too bad her dress SAGged
 
2013-01-28 06:33:28 PM  

Rednaxel: Yeah, she is pretty much my new top celeb crush. So super hot but seems down to earth. Hope she doesnt go on the hollywood skeletal actress diet for a long time.


Same here. Easily top of my current Top Five list.


kroonermanblack: She's stupidly hot.


This, too.
 
2013-01-28 08:05:33 PM  
I'm working on replacing Scarlett with Jennifer but I'm not there yet. if she could find a way to get me some HQ nudes I'd be willing to move her to the top.

Jennifer, it's your move sweetheart.

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2013-01-28 08:29:53 PM  
I honestly don't know who she is and don't give a shiat, I just was wondering what is now considered a "wardrobe malfunction" (a term I despise).

OK, so some hillbilly-looking chic with a Beverly Hills hair and makeup job rips her bland blue dress and hikes it up when old Muzak is playing in the background.
 
2013-01-28 08:41:27 PM  

MayoSlather: kroonermanblack: She's stupidly hot.

I disagree. She's a girl next door type of pretty that you were never lucky enough to have as the girl next door.

"Stupidly hot" is reserved for girls that look so unattainably attractive you can't even fap to them because the idea of you being with them is so preposterous they break the suspension of disbelief in your fantasy.


Like Bricknee the farkette :)
 
2013-01-28 09:24:21 PM  

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Well hello. I didn't realize she was packing so much in the back. She could still stand to tone it up a bit, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed and would invite her back!
 
2013-01-28 11:32:24 PM  
Jennifer Lawrence is just one fine piece of woman, a couple of pieces of dress. I would hit it, repeatedly
 
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