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(Jalopnik)   880 Freeway in Oakland unexpectedly shut down due to: A) repaving. B) overturned trailer. C) guys doing donuts   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, freeways, Oakland, road surfaces, doughnuts  
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6052 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Jan 2013 at 9:18 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-28 09:20:39 AM  
5 votes:

rnatalie: Do we need an OAKLAND tag?

No, it will just try and take the other tags wallets, bad idea
2013-01-28 11:03:12 AM  
2 votes:
2013-01-28 03:32:05 PM  
1 vote:
As a redneck with a beat up vehicle, I can honestly say that I have never once had to suffer a fool on the roadway. Mr. Shiny Beamer/Audi/Mercedes/Car-Enthusiast tends to back-off when they realize that I don't care about my POS vehicle even a fraction that they do about their cars. Same goes with retards like these guys in the video. I'm going to continue driving; if your car hits mine cause you're being an asshole or a moron ... either we'll have words or our insurance companies will.

So fun story ... I remember one time driving North on I-65 headed up to Lafayette, IN. On the interstate these two really pretty sports cars were pacing each other at 30-40mph (speed limit is 70). Obviously being dicks because you could see them laughing as they speed up and down, etc. Well, thankfully the person in front of me got over to let me up into the #2 spot. I flashed my brights a couple times and was promptly given the finger. Well, sadly for that pretty sports car, the front of my truck don't give a fark what's in front of it. You wanna know what's scary? Tapping someones fender at 40MPH. Myself and that asshole in front of me both started fishtailing it. The only difference was that I was prepared for it. I've never laughed so hard in my life seeing someone go flying into a ditch.

I still get a huge shiat-eating grin thinking about that ...
2013-01-28 02:22:51 PM  
1 vote:

ZAZ: That's better than the last time they unexpectedly shut down I-880...

You mean the time they shut it down for pancakes?

No, it was toast.
2013-01-28 10:46:58 AM  
1 vote:

nickerj1: Tards in DC do the same thing on the beltway, but with sportbikes. You'll have 10 of them line abreast to slow the traffic down to 55mph, then 1 goes forward and starts doing wheelies and stunts at 80mph. Then they take turns doing it. One will inevitably wipe out and stunningly crash, putting on a spectacle for anyone with front row seats.

Is it wrong to wish for them to do that near someone who was willing to smash them out of the way? I think it would be worth the damage to that person's car just to do it.
2013-01-28 09:52:49 AM  
1 vote:
That's better than the last time they unexpectedly shut down I-880...
2013-01-28 09:50:44 AM  
1 vote:
At least they did it with cars. It's funny when the morons on the motorcycles think they're going to win the fight with the 4000lb steel cage they're trying to stop from rolling up behind them.

That said, these people should be forced to watch their precious cars crushed into a cube and then have to work at the DMV for the rest of their lives.
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