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(Huffington Post)   Tiger Woods now seeing Lindsey Vonn, desperately hopes the new relationship doesn't go downhill   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 26
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2013-01-28 09:34:26 AM  
I wonder what they talk about.

"Do you think I'm pretty? I think I'm pretty."
"I like golf."
"These tacos taste weird."
"I like golf."
 
2013-01-28 09:42:05 AM  

Rapmaster2000: I wonder what they talk about.

"Do you think I'm pretty? I think I'm pretty."
"I like golf."
"These tacos taste weird."
"I like golf."



I've been around one of them for some work stuff. You pretty much nailed it. Horribly empty human beings.
 
2013-01-28 09:48:56 AM  
tiger really does like him some white womens.
 
2013-01-28 09:50:27 AM  
I guess she got sick of Tebow not putting out - wanted to go for a sure thing.
 
2013-01-28 09:58:10 AM  
I thought he was getting back together with Elin. I can't believe gossip magazines would lie to me
 
2013-01-28 09:58:47 AM  
crasstalk.com

/I keed, I keed
 
2013-01-28 10:12:27 AM  
Seems like a good choice for Tiger. You know she likes going down.
 
2013-01-28 10:16:13 AM  

REO-Weedwagon: Rapmaster2000: ***snip***

I've been around one of them for some work stuff. You pretty much nailed it. Horribly empty human beings.


I would think that most people who dedicate that much time and energy to one thing would have difficulty interacting with other people on any subject that wasn't that thing. Add in the constant praise and adoring attention, and I would imagine it can make for one shallow, difficult to deal with person. At least some athletes are managed well enough that they stick to a script in public.
 
2013-01-28 10:20:51 AM  
Anyone watching the Farmers this weekend? Whatever she's doing is what he's been missing.
 
2013-01-28 10:38:30 AM  

DoBeDoBeDo: Anyone watching the Farmers this weekend? Whatever she's doing is what he's been missing.


I still can't believe they lost a day due to bad weather in SAN DIEGO of all places.
 
2013-01-28 10:47:41 AM  

Rapmaster2000: I wonder what they talk about.

"Do you think I'm pretty? I think I'm pretty."
"I like golf."
"These tacos taste weird."
"I like golf."


TW: "Take your clothes off and put your skis on, I'm horny"

LV: "OK, replace your divot this time champ"
 
2013-01-28 11:07:32 AM  
You think Tiger actually likes golf anymore, or is it that he can't find any other way to earn $100M?
 
2013-01-28 11:11:05 AM  

DoBeDoBeDo: Anyone watching the Farmers this weekend? Whatever she's doing is what he's been missing.


Damn. That is a very strong field to have a six shot lead on. Six at -7, five at -8, one at -9, two at -11, then BAM, Tiger at -17. I'm sure everyone will be along shortly to make sure we know how bad he sucks now. Or they'll pay him the ultimate compliment by reminding us in their most petulant voice that he will not break the all-time record for major victories. Because those who have hung their hat on Tiger's failures have left themselves a very small area in which to be right.
 
2013-01-28 11:25:15 AM  

js34603: Seems like a good choice for Tiger. You know she likes going down.


I dunno... he likes to finish with the fewest strokes possible...
 
2013-01-28 11:29:01 AM  
Is she helping him straighten out his putz?
 
2013-01-28 11:48:29 AM  
I thought just last week he was asking his ex-wife to remarry him?

Is he just hedging his bets?
 
2013-01-28 11:55:48 AM  

REO-Weedwagon: Rapmaster2000: I wonder what they talk about.

"Do you think I'm pretty? I think I'm pretty."
"I like golf."
"These tacos taste weird."
"I like golf."


I've been around one of them for some work stuff. You pretty much nailed it. Horribly empty human beings.


It sucks that they totally didn't open up to a person like you. It's good of you to trash them on the internet. They totally deserve it for not talking as much as you'd like to a random person.
 
2013-01-28 12:06:28 PM  

TheLopper: It sucks that they totally didn't open up to a person like you. It's good of you to trash them on the internet. They totally deserve it for not talking as much as you'd like to a random person.


I absolutely imagine they are the definition of vapid. Then again, you make a good point. I'd hate to be judged forever by my personality at work on a bad day.
 
2013-01-28 12:38:25 PM  
Once you go black...
 
2013-01-28 03:15:46 PM  

The Smails Kid: Is she helping him straighten out his putz?


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2013-01-28 03:42:52 PM  

dwade: Once you go black...


... you become a single mother.
 
2013-01-28 04:18:25 PM  
Two unlikable egomaniacs dating. What could possibly go wrong?
 
2013-01-28 04:30:42 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: dwade: Once you go black...

... you become a single mother.


Or worse:

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2013-01-28 05:21:12 PM  

TheLopper: REO-Weedwagon: Rapmaster2000: I wonder what they talk about.

"Do you think I'm pretty? I think I'm pretty."
"I like golf."
"These tacos taste weird."
"I like golf."


I've been around one of them for some work stuff. You pretty much nailed it. Horribly empty human beings.

It sucks that they totally didn't open up to a person like you. It's good of you to trash them on the internet. They totally deserve it for not talking as much as you'd like to a random person.


I'm not saying they're bad or anything. Just boring. I skimmed Lindsey Vonn's interview with Outside and is was a complete waste of time. She was just so damn boring.

Tiger is just a nerd. I love watching him lose his shiat on the course and biatch at himself in his Tiger voice.
 
2013-01-28 11:07:00 PM  
YOU SONOFAbiatch....GET YOUR DAMN DIRTY HANDS OFF MY LINDSEY.....

/Fine....Take her
//I'll just find that hot aussie track chick to rub my ski pole
 
2013-01-29 05:23:32 AM  
If it's true, he definitely has a type.

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