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(Chronicle Herald)   Gimmie all the money in the till, and two crullers, two chocolate dips, a honey glazed...and hurry up, I'm in dutch with the wife   ( divider line 3
    More: Amusing, Halifax Regional Police, Dodge Caravan, chocolates, Tim Hortons, police dogs, doughnuts  
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2785 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Jan 2013 at 9:48 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-28 10:25:42 AM  
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booger42: What, no joke about the cops already being at the Donut Shop?

I can tell you about the time I was at a donut shop in Marietta, GA, at 3:00am, when a guy came in to rob the place. Apparently, he was so fixed on his goal that he failed to notice the 4 Marietta city cops, 2 Cobb County deputies, and 5 armed security guards from the nearby Lockheed/Martin plant.

The guy went up to the counter, flashed a gun that was stuck down in his jeans, and demanded all the money from the register. The counterman looked at the guy and and said "Are you serious?". Guy reached to pull out his gun, and got it about halfway out before he found himself at the botton of a heavily armed dogpile.

Best late-show I ever saw at a DD.

/CSB ends.
2013-01-28 09:55:43 AM  
1 votes:
I'm in dutch with the wife

I love that line.

2013-01-28 09:51:45 AM  
1 votes:

/can relate
//"I'll just take these Huggies, and all the cash you got."
///hot like pants on fire
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