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(Chronicle Herald)   Gimmie all the money in the till, and two crullers, two chocolate dips, a honey glazed...and hurry up, I'm in dutch with the wife   (thechronicleherald.ca) divider line 28
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2013-01-28 09:51:45 AM  
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/can relate
//"I'll just take these Huggies, and all the cash you got."
///hot like pants on fire
 
2013-01-28 09:53:58 AM  
Wanted for questioning.
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2013-01-28 09:55:43 AM  
I'm in dutch with the wife

I love that line.


YOU SONOFAbiatch!
 
2013-01-28 09:56:43 AM  
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2013-01-28 09:57:11 AM  
Officers ended up apprehending the suspects while responding to an alleged car-theft attempt in the Clayton Park area of Halifax early Sunday.

Oh Man! (What To Do?) These violent dreamz, they're reoccurring...

/Sadly, almost nobody will get that, because it's a reference to the best rock album of the 90's that nobody heard:

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2013-01-28 10:08:10 AM  
What, no joke about the cops already being at the Donut Shop?
 
2013-01-28 10:14:39 AM  
Oh, Canada...

/Canadian
 
2013-01-28 10:15:46 AM  
A Lower Sackville man, 27, and a Herring Cove boy,

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ aint that illegal?
 
2013-01-28 10:25:42 AM  

booger42: What, no joke about the cops already being at the Donut Shop?


I can tell you about the time I was at a donut shop in Marietta, GA, at 3:00am, when a guy came in to rob the place. Apparently, he was so fixed on his goal that he failed to notice the 4 Marietta city cops, 2 Cobb County deputies, and 5 armed security guards from the nearby Lockheed/Martin plant.

The guy went up to the counter, flashed a gun that was stuck down in his jeans, and demanded all the money from the register. The counterman looked at the guy and and said "Are you serious?". Guy reached to pull out his gun, and got it about halfway out before he found himself at the botton of a heavily armed dogpile.

Best late-show I ever saw at a DD.

/CSB ends.
 
2013-01-28 10:31:17 AM  

LonMead: Best late-show I ever saw at a DD.


Whoa, you were there? I remember reading about that when it happened.
 
2013-01-28 10:36:34 AM  
Gimme a bottle of anything. And a glazed donut. to go go go go.
 
2013-01-28 10:37:20 AM  
Gimme a bottle of anything, and a glazed donut, to go-go-go-go-go...
 
2013-01-28 10:38:02 AM  
wow.....pretty close!
 
2013-01-28 10:45:57 AM  
Welp given how much I chuckled at the headline and the Weeners offering *choke on THAT Fark filter* I guess it's time to watch Raising Arizona again...
 
2013-01-28 10:46:33 AM  
GODdAMMITsoMUCH!
 
2013-01-28 10:59:51 AM  
Police recovered all of the money and  all two dozen   one dozen   six  none of the donuts.
 
2013-01-28 11:06:49 AM  

biyaaatci: Gimme a bottle of anything. And a glazed donut. to go go go go.

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2013-01-28 11:10:54 AM  

biyaaatci: Gimme a bottle of anything. And a glazed donut. to go go go go.


Jou rooined my wedding night, and I'm only gonna have two or three of these in my life!
 
2013-01-28 11:12:52 AM  

ManRay: LonMead: Best late-show I ever saw at a DD.

Whoa, you were there? I remember reading about that when it happened.


Yup... finished doing some work at Theater in the Square, and had some other stuff to study, so I went for the late night donut and coffee.
 
2013-01-28 11:28:15 AM  
Saw subby's tag, knew instantly it was a Timmy's caper

/Cannuck, can't ya tell, eh?
 
2013-01-28 11:29:26 AM  
did anyone involved, in fact, have panties on their head?
 
2013-01-28 11:51:46 AM  
And the munchkins too, lets move!

/obscure?
 
2013-01-28 12:20:07 PM  

booger42: biyaaatci: Gimme a bottle of anything. And a glazed donut. to go go go go.

Jou rooined my wedding night, and I'm only gonna have two or three of these in my life!


I always take two along. In case there's any conversation, I don't have to be involved. Forget about it!
 
2013-01-28 12:33:56 PM  

booger42: What, no joke about the cops already being at the Donut Shop?


They sing and dance (oh whey oh)
Spin the clubs and cruise down the block.
 
2013-01-28 01:52:39 PM  

theorellior: booger42: What, no joke about the cops already being at the Donut Shop?

They sing and dance (oh whey oh)
Spin the clubs and cruise down the block.


Earworm alert!
 
2013-01-28 03:33:54 PM  
Drove downtown in the rain,
9:30 on a Tuesday night
Just to check out the late night
Donut Shop.

Call it impulsive,
Call it compulsive,
Call it insane,
I want some Timbits and I just can't
Stoaaw-aawp.
 
2013-01-28 06:42:30 PM  
"Son, you got a panty on your head."
 
2013-01-29 05:08:20 AM  
See, this is why it helps to have a receipt for the donut, after all.
 
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