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As if the flu epidemic wasn't bad enough, get ready for a new strain of norovirus
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BunkoSquad
2013-01-28 11:11:38 AM
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Man, the shiat's gonna hit the fan.
And the floor, and the sink, and the carpet, and the drapes, and the brake pedal, and the bannisters, and the sidewalk...
Lord Dimwit
2013-01-28 01:33:10 PM
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I dunno if I'd take the flu over norovirus.
Influenza can kill you; norovirus only makes you wish you were dead.
When I first got sick, I was afraid I would die. After a day or so, I was afraid I wouldn't.
musashi1600
2013-01-28 11:11:07 AM
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I guess if people wanted this disease, it'd be called the yesrovirus.
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