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(WMTW Portland)   Maine Zumba instructors want everyone to know that prostitution is only a small part of the fitness craze   (wmtw.com) divider line 38
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2013-01-28 09:33:37 AM
The trial is on hold for Mark Strong, who is accused of helping run a prostitution business out of a Kennebunk Zumba studio.

In brightest day, in blackest night,
No John shall escape my sight.
 
2013-01-28 10:28:20 AM
It's an insane workout and no more sexy than tantric yoga.

/Skidmarks on her yoga pants.
 
2013-01-28 10:30:47 AM
Watching Latin zumba dancers in Florida, yes.

Watching northeastern middle-aged white women zumba dancers in Maine... no.
 
2013-01-28 10:30:56 AM
"Kennebunk Zumba" sounds like it should be a euphemism for something.

And just for no reason:

lindsayjay.co.uk
 
2013-01-28 10:38:59 AM
Bring back Aerobicise!
 
2013-01-28 10:42:18 AM
The reason for all of this:

static.stuff.co.nz

www.highlighthollywood.com

okayface.com
 
2013-01-28 10:43:47 AM
www.austinbrowncoats.com
 
2013-01-28 10:46:25 AM
Great article.

So was Strong (or strong as the name morphs during the piece) trying to run a prostitution business based in a Zumba studio or run the business off?

Should he be run in the town or run out of town?

Do words just get dumber the closer to Kennebunkport one gets?  Explains W.
 
2013-01-28 10:48:35 AM
Saw a video on one of the tube sites was like part one of six i think and it was over two hours long
 
2013-01-28 10:54:00 AM
This is just another reason to start going to fitness classes. You never know what perks might make themselves available other than better health and longer life.
 
2013-01-28 10:55:17 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: The reason for all of this:

[static.stuff.co.nz image 360x433]

[www.highlighthollywood.com image 631x713]

[okayface.com image 306x408]


I'd zoom her ba ... or something
 
2013-01-28 10:56:14 AM
All I wanna do is zoomba-zoomba-zoom-zoom in a boom-boom.

- That's right, I'm dropping early 90s "Rump Shaker" lyrical references.  Keeping it topical in an old school sort of way.
 
2013-01-28 10:57:26 AM
Zumba deserves one of those meme strips that says

'what I think I am accomplishing by doing Zumba' - getting in great shape doing fun and sexy dancing with my friends.

'what I really am accomplishing by doing Zumba' - insert picture of pudgy, middle aged women in unflattering outfits bouncing around like they have no rhythm. Emphasis on bouncing.
 
2013-01-28 10:58:41 AM

BitwiseShift: Great article.

So was Strong (or strong as the name morphs during the piece) trying to run a prostitution business based in a Zumba studio or run the business off?

Should he be run in the town or run out of town?

Do words just get dumber the closer to Kennebunkport one gets?  Explains W.


Link

A good overview of the story. Pretty awesome in that she's smoking hot. Too often, these "ran a prostitution service out of office" stories involve some scary looking middle aged mom.
 
2013-01-28 11:05:24 AM
Kinda not bright of her to have all that info for the cops, with the 2 sets of books and all. Still like the Brazilian butt lift ifomertial better than the Zumba one.
 
2013-01-28 11:11:09 AM

Close2TheEdge: BitwiseShift: Great article.

So was Strong (or strong as the name morphs during the piece) trying to run a prostitution business based in a Zumba studio or run the business off?

Should he be run in the town or run out of town?

Do words just get dumber the closer to Kennebunkport one gets?  Explains W.

Link

A good overview of the story. Pretty awesome in that she's smoking hot. Too often, these "ran a prostitution service out of office" stories involve some scary looking middle aged mom.


Your linked article has some handy search terms to try: Alexis Wright and popsicle.

Google them and then go ogle them.
 
2013-01-28 11:13:00 AM

a21ozcoldcup: Zumba deserves one of those meme strips that says

[snip]

'what I really am accomplishing by doing Zumba' - insert picture of pudgy, middle aged women in unflattering outfits bouncing around like they have no rhythm. Emphasis on bouncing.


As I get older (40yo), I've come to appreciate the pudgy middle aged woman who is willing to make an effort to look and feel better. A self confident woman looking to maintain her body often is a much better date/relationship.than the one that sits on her ass at home eating cheetos and watching Maury.
 
2013-01-28 11:25:50 AM
The video with the article shows the studio has recruited an entire new group of Zumba instructors prostitutes.

"Instructors in Kennebunk opened their doors Sunday" - Is this some type of special code?
 
2013-01-28 11:34:05 AM

BHShaman: a21ozcoldcup: Zumba deserves one of those meme strips that says

[snip]

'what I really am accomplishing by doing Zumba' - insert picture of pudgy, middle aged women in unflattering outfits bouncing around like they have no rhythm. Emphasis on bouncing.

As I get older (40yo), I've come to appreciate the pudgy middle aged woman who is willing to make an effort to look and feel better. A self confident woman looking to maintain her body often is a much better date/relationship.than the one that sits on her ass at home eating cheetos and watching Maury.


I get what you are saying.... I agree. If they want to look and feel better ... they should exercise.  (notice I didn't say Zumba).
 
2013-01-28 11:36:01 AM
the money raised will benefit the Center for Grieving Children.

Sounds legit.
 
2013-01-28 11:45:17 AM

brap: All I wanna do is zoomba-zoomba-zoom-zoom in a boom-boom.

- That's right, I'm dropping early 90s "Rump Shaker" lyrical references.  Keeping it topical in an old school sort of way.


Amen. Check baby check baby 1 2 3 4
 
2013-01-28 12:29:02 PM

angry_scientist: brap: All I wanna do is zoomba-zoomba-zoom-zoom in a boom-boom.

- That's right, I'm dropping early 90s "Rump Shaker" lyrical references.  Keeping it topical in an old school sort of way.

Amen. Check baby check baby 1 2 3 4


*saxophone riff*
 
2013-01-28 12:31:24 PM
Isn't sex supposed to be a great workout anyways? So what's the problem?
 
2013-01-28 12:49:21 PM
you certainly seem to be losing alot of....Wait!!!
 
2013-01-28 12:52:42 PM
media.heavy.com

I'll be in my Kennebunk.
 
2013-01-28 01:05:32 PM

pute kisses like a man: [www.austinbrowncoats.com image 400x230]



Ah...it's a profit deal! Takes the pressure off.
 
2013-01-28 01:54:08 PM
Why can't congress pass a law that requires all attractive women wear yoga pants at least three times a week?
 
2013-01-28 02:04:19 PM
Because Jesus.
 
2013-01-28 02:08:19 PM

Cymbal: Why can't congress pass a law that requires all attractive women wear yoga pants at least three times a week?


Because all the 250 pound women would find a non-discrimination clause to declare themselves attractive and start wearing yoga pants three times a week.
 
2013-01-28 02:27:36 PM

gblive: Cymbal: Why can't congress pass a law that requires all attractive women wear yoga pants at least three times a week?

Because all the 250 pound women would find a non-discrimination clause to declare themselves attractive and start wearing yoga pants three times a week.


Getting 60 Senators to agree on what's attractive may also prove problematic. And better make sure Michelle Obama fits the legal definition unless you want a veto.
 
2013-01-28 03:03:57 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: The reason for all of this:

[static.stuff.co.nz image 360x433]

[www.highlighthollywood.com image 631x713]

[okayface.com image 306x408]


Is it me or in the third pic she kinda looks like Carpenter from Buffy/Angel?
 
2013-01-28 03:47:33 PM
Cam Groves wrote a song about this chick. I thought it was funny shiat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48qT_neSctE
 
2013-01-28 03:53:05 PM
yes subby...but it's the best part
 
2013-01-28 06:36:20 PM

Mad Tea Party: angry_scientist: brap: All I wanna do is zoomba-zoomba-zoom-zoom in a boom-boom.

- That's right, I'm dropping early 90s "Rump Shaker" lyrical references.  Keeping it topical in an old school sort of way.

Amen. Check baby check baby 1 2 3 4

*saxophone riff*


Whoomp! There it is! *pays zumba instructor in ones*
 
2013-01-28 06:38:11 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Is it me or in the third pic she kinda looks like Carpenter from Buffy/Angel?


Not just you. I thought the exact same thing. And Charisma Carpenter is hot. For the sake of comparison:

okayface.com

www.celebritylatest.com
 
2013-01-28 06:54:18 PM

Cymbal: Why can't congress pass a law that requires all attractive women wear yoga pants at least three times a week?


Who wants to be subjected to THIS?:

losersbracket.com

www.vidfu.net

www.vidfu.net

losersbracket.com
 
2013-01-28 07:34:26 PM
Where's the eye bleach?!?
 
2013-01-29 07:29:26 AM
a'll be in mya keenebunk
 
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