jtown: According to the traditional healer, Mr Kamuyedza acquired a money-spinning goblin from a nearby country to boost the fortunes of his transport business.He, however, decided to dispose of it after it started "to make extreme demands.''
On the Side: I've never known a goblin to explode after being beheaded.
Sgt Otter: $15,000 for a one Hit Die creature? I'd do it for 20 gp.
vudukungfu: How much do they charge for Trolls?
SkunkWerks: also, also:"imported goblin"Imported from where?FTA: "She claims to have miraculously escaped after failing to land the major role of conducting the ceremony."O_oIs that anything like failing to land a major role in the production of Grease?FTA: "The tragedy fell upon us while we were conducting the ceremony to dispose of the goblin that this businessman brought to Sekuru Shumba," said Ms Banda.Was he also an inventor, perchance?FTA: He, however, decided to dispose of it after it started "to make extreme demands.''Wanted to be fed after midnight, didn't it?FTA: Ms Banda - who was slightly injured by debris - says she later disappeared from the scene before crowds gathered.Always wise to flee an arson scene when you're the arsonist, after all...FTA: She claims to have miraculously escaped after failing to land the major role of conducting the ceremony. In a state of shock, she ran to her nearby home soon after the blast.Did I start reading the article again halfway down the page?
RobertBruce: Sgt Otter: $15,000 for a one Hit Die creature? I'd do it for 20 gp.A spanish doubloon was just under an ounce - $1660 today. You'd charge more than they did!
xynix: Seriously? Another farking goblin thread?? Mods keep greenlighting this crap.
AverageAmericanGuy: This is why Africa continues to be in the sad shape it's in.They need to at least get with the monotheistic program if they want to emerge from the stone age.
R.I.P. GOBLIN GIRL
ObeliskToucher: untaken_name: Oops. Forgot to post the link:http://www.newsdzezimbabwe.co.uk/2012/08/zhombe-family-flees-goblins .h tml"A 53-year-old Zhombe man and his family have reportedly fled their home after"money-spinning" goblins (zvikwambo) he acquired from South Africa allegedly started baying for his blood."What a Zhombe man and his family might look like...[i260.photobucket.com image 500x417]
Hanky: RobertBruce: Sgt Otter: $15,000 for a one Hit Die creature? I'd do it for 20 gp.A spanish doubloon was just under an ounce - $1660 today. You'd charge more than they did!How about 40 silver?
untaken_name: Dogsbody: Perhaps it would have led to greater clarity in the article if the author had taken a sentence or two to explain just what the fark a money spinning goblin is.It's one of these:
Sybarite: [img.ccgdb.com image 200x285]
Recoil Therapy: The story appeared to be written in English but I'll be damned if I can figure it out...I did like this story off to the side though where "A Harare woman lost more than $3 000 to a "miracle worker" who lied that he could multiply her money through traditional means"Traditional means? That his bail was only $100 was kind of amusing too.
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