Dogsbody: Perhaps it would have led to greater clarity in the article if the author had taken a sentence or two to explain just what the fark a money spinning goblin is.
RobertBruce: Sgt Otter: $15,000 for a one Hit Die creature? I'd do it for 20 gp.A spanish doubloon was just under an ounce - $1660 today. You'd charge more than they did!
Sgt Otter: $15,000 for a one Hit Die creature? I'd do it for 20 gp.
OscarTamerz: I could understand if these peoples' highest level of technology was animal skin clothing and stone axes but this guy owned a trucking company and drove a car.
AverageAmericanGuy: This is why Africa continues to be in the sad shape it's in.They need to at least get with the monotheistic program if they want to emerge from the stone age.
R.I.P. GOBLIN GIRL
On the Side: I've never known a goblin to explode after being beheaded.
jtown: According to the traditional healer, Mr Kamuyedza acquired a money-spinning goblin from a nearby country to boost the fortunes of his transport business.He, however, decided to dispose of it after it started "to make extreme demands.''
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