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(Zim Diaspora)   Five dead in blast when cleansing ceremony goes wrong and the goblin they were beheading suddenly explodes. In other news: The going rate to rid yourself of a demanding goblin is $15,000   (zimdiaspora.com) divider line 24
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2013-01-28 07:42:28 AM
4 votes:
Perhaps it would have led to greater clarity in the article if the author had taken a sentence or two to explain just what the fark a money spinning goblin is.
2013-01-28 02:32:22 AM
3 votes:
$15,000 for a one Hit Die creature? I'd do it for 20 gp.
2013-01-28 07:58:02 AM
2 votes:
(Adds "cleansing the goblin" to list of masturbation euphemisms)
2013-01-28 07:43:59 AM
2 votes:

Dogsbody: Perhaps it would have led to greater clarity in the article if the author had taken a sentence or two to explain just what the fark a money spinning goblin is.


It's one of these:

3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-28 07:40:30 AM
2 votes:
I've never known a goblin to explode after being beheaded.
2013-01-28 07:23:50 AM
2 votes:
Jesus what a cluster-fark of an article. Let's see how many times we can repeat the same information over and over and over again!
2013-01-28 03:18:46 AM
2 votes:

RobertBruce: Sgt Otter: $15,000 for a one Hit Die creature? I'd do it for 20 gp.

A spanish doubloon was just under an ounce - $1660 today.   You'd charge more than they did!


How about 40 silver?
2013-01-28 02:40:04 AM
2 votes:

Sgt Otter: $15,000 for a one Hit Die creature? I'd do it for 20 gp.


A spanish doubloon was just under an ounce - $1660 today.   You'd charge more than they did!
2013-01-28 02:22:35 AM
2 votes:
A traditional healer and survivor of the  Chitungwiza blast claims the tragedy occurred during a cleansing ceremony in which an imported goblin was beheaded

Probably one of those cheap Chinese goblins.  That's why I only use quality domestic ones.
2013-01-28 11:28:03 AM
1 votes:
Seriously, this far in on a story about a money spinning goblin making unreasonable demands and no one has mentioned Rumplestiltskin?

How poorly read are you farkers?
2013-01-28 08:55:29 AM
1 votes:
images.t-nation.com
2013-01-28 08:44:14 AM
1 votes:

OscarTamerz: I could understand if these peoples' highest level of technology was animal skin clothing and stone axes but this guy owned a trucking company and drove a car.


www.xojane.com
2013-01-28 08:37:45 AM
1 votes:
images.wikia.com

/slightly obscure
2013-01-28 08:29:31 AM
1 votes:
What the goblin really was.
0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com
2013-01-28 08:15:25 AM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: This is why Africa continues to be in the sad shape it's in.

They need to at least get with the monotheistic program if they want to emerge from the stone age.


Or they could skip that crap entirely and try being rational, with intact labia and foreskins.
2013-01-28 08:12:11 AM
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

R.I.P. GOBLIN GIRL

2013-01-28 07:53:36 AM
1 votes:
How much do they charge for Trolls?
2013-01-28 07:47:28 AM
1 votes:

On the Side: I've never known a goblin to explode after being beheaded.


My "goblin" often "explodes" after it gets head - so I see nothing wrong with . . .

Wait, behead? Oh no, no I can't approve of that.
2013-01-28 07:45:28 AM
1 votes:

Dogsbody: Perhaps it would have led to greater clarity in the article if the author had taken a sentence or two to explain just what the fark a money spinning goblin is.


I'd love some helpful pics of what a money spinning goblin might look like.

Or a spinning money goblin, I'm easy.
2013-01-28 07:44:37 AM
1 votes:

jtown: According to the traditional healer, Mr Kamuyedza acquired a money-spinning goblin from a nearby country to boost the fortunes of his transport business.

He, however, decided to dispose of it after it started "to make extreme demands.''



addictivestory.files.wordpress.com
"Magic always comes with a price, dearie."
2013-01-28 07:34:55 AM
1 votes:
The story appeared to be written in English but I'll be damned if I can figure it out...

I did like this story off to the side though where "A Harare woman lost more than $3 000 to a "miracle worker" who lied that he could multiply her money through traditional means"

Traditional means?  That his bail was only $100 was kind of amusing too.
2013-01-28 07:29:40 AM
1 votes:
Well, that was informative. Where do I get my own goblin?
2013-01-28 07:27:23 AM
1 votes:
You can't let them keep their pumpkins.

www.spidervillain.com
2013-01-28 07:15:33 AM
1 votes:
If everyone had a goblin this tragedy could have been avoided.
 
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