ObeliskToucher: untaken_name: Oops. Forgot to post the link:http://www.newsdzezimbabwe.co.uk/2012/08/zhombe-family-flees-goblins .h tml"A 53-year-old Zhombe man and his family have reportedly fled their home after"money-spinning" goblins (zvikwambo) he acquired from South Africa allegedly started baying for his blood."What a Zhombe man and his family might look like...[i260.photobucket.com image 500x417]
RobertBruce: Sgt Otter: $15,000 for a one Hit Die creature? I'd do it for 20 gp.A spanish doubloon was just under an ounce - $1660 today. You'd charge more than they did!
R.I.P. GOBLIN GIRL
abhorrent1: Jesus what a cluster-fark of an article. Let's see how many times we can repeat the same information over and over and over again!
AverageAmericanGuy: This is why Africa continues to be in the sad shape it's in.They need to at least get with the monotheistic program if they want to emerge from the stone age.
Spiralmonkey: A goblin would've been so much cooler.
ethics-gradient: Looks like the stupid have taken over the country and are breeding like rats. Calling your son "Clever" as christian name does not actually make him clever, it just proves that you are pathetically stupid.
vudukungfu: How much do they charge for Trolls?
lotikraf: *OMG* the goblin had explosive diarrhea duh!!
vudukungfu: Spiralmonkey: A goblin would've been so much cooler.Yah, but who ya gonna call?
FarKY502: Anybody know WTF is going on here..?
selrays: "I was outside doing the dishes when all of a sudden there was a loud bang and I was hit by a brick," she said.Maybe she should have done the dishes inside.
Deep Contact: What the goblin really was.[0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com image 800x450]
OscarTamerz: I could understand if these peoples' highest level of technology was animal skin clothing and stone axes but this guy owned a trucking company and drove a car.
imontheinternet: That's why I took out a ghost and goblin insurance policy for my home. I'll have to check with my agent to make sure it covers goblin-related explosions.
Parthenogenetic: ethics-gradient: Looks like the stupid have taken over the country and are breeding like rats. Calling your son "Clever" as christian name does not actually make him clever, it just proves that you are pathetically stupid.Huh. Like all those strippers named "Chastity"?/or Chasteti//Chas-titty
danielscissorhands: FarKY502: Anybody know WTF is going on here..?According to this book on Google books, it is a belief popular amongst the Karanga religion in Zimbabwe.Also see this article for another convoluted description of what a Money Spinning Goblin / Zvikwambo is.
xynix: Seriously? Another farking goblin thread?? Mods keep greenlighting this crap.
LowbrowDeluxe: It does, but you have to be sure to do all goblin beheadings with the sword. The policy doesn't cover axe of god./hope I'm remembering that game right, otherwise half that joke just went out the window.
jtown: According to the traditional healer, Mr Kamuyedza acquired a money-spinning goblin from a nearby country to boost the fortunes of his transport business.He, however, decided to dispose of it after it started "to make extreme demands.''
Mega Steve: What a waste of good Quickening.
snorkblaster: AverageAmericanGuy: This is why Africa continues to be in the sad shape it's in.They need to at least get with the monotheistic program if they want to emerge from the stone age.I don't see how goblins are more ignorant and stone age-y than any given monotheistic religion.
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