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(Washington Post)   Amnesia gives woman the body of a 30-year-old and the mind of a 13-year-old   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 56
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2013-01-28 12:18:20 PM
28 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.


Oh no?

24.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-28 10:49:20 AM
17 votes:
And this is different from the average 30 yo woman in what way?
2013-01-28 12:15:13 PM
12 votes:
fc00.deviantart.net
2013-01-28 12:09:36 PM
11 votes:
www.washingtonpost.com
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.
2013-01-28 10:55:23 AM
11 votes:
WTF, I'm looking for the opposite.
2013-01-28 01:50:55 PM
8 votes:
i45.tinypic.com
2013-01-28 01:06:55 PM
8 votes:

Hilarity_N_Sues: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.

Agrees, fella.


lh5.googleusercontent.com
2013-01-28 12:24:29 PM
8 votes:
Adult with the mind of a 13 year old? So she's a man now?
2013-01-28 01:17:08 PM
5 votes:
lh5.googleusercontent.com
2013-01-28 01:09:07 PM
5 votes:
i49.tinypic.com
2013-01-28 11:26:15 AM
5 votes:

Lsherm: She's 38. I'd hit it and let her forget about it. This story has led me to the intriguing thought about a woman who can't remember all the times you've disappointed her. Possible ideal scenario playing out...


1)Buy fake diary and put it under her pillow.
2)Write in the past tense about all the things you want to do and how much she liked it
3) profit
2013-01-28 01:08:23 PM
4 votes:
cdn2.mamapop.com

Couldn't possibly be obscure.
2013-01-28 12:14:19 PM
4 votes:
When not even the double- or tactical-facepalm are strong enough, there's the two-hands-to-the-temples.
i45.tinypic.com
2013-01-28 03:23:48 PM
3 votes:

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


I don't see what the big deal is. Even if she were to find this page and read it she would probably forget all about it in the morning.
2013-01-28 01:17:07 PM
3 votes:
No, really, you like it in the butt.
2013-01-28 01:40:05 PM
2 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.


Challenge accepted!

farm4.staticflickr.com
2013-01-28 01:09:43 PM
2 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.


There's a spray for that

oi49.tinypic.com
2013-01-28 12:45:03 PM
2 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.


Challenge accepted:

www.friendsofwebster.com
2013-01-28 12:27:14 PM
2 votes:
Ex wife had body of a 50 year-old and the brain of a 3 year old.
2013-01-28 12:19:00 PM
2 votes:
If I lived all my life in Strasburg, I'd consider amnesia a benefit.
2013-01-28 12:14:34 PM
2 votes:

kendelrio: /I'd hit it
//and feel guilty about it.
///for a while
/V a short while
V SLASHIES GONE WILD!!!


Roman slashies, no less.
2013-01-28 12:13:21 PM
2 votes:
ITGreen:

Ah, she's faking it.

I never knew one that didn't. Well, okay one: the spasming and pussy-farting gave it away.
2013-01-28 11:59:31 AM
2 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I've seen this movie


Indeed. And Jennifer Garner was kind of annoying in it:

4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-28 11:31:30 AM
2 votes:
I'd have a seat over there, but I forgot where it is now.
2013-01-28 11:20:41 AM
2 votes:

serial_crusher: [www.washingtonpost.com image 850x566]
looks a little old for 30.
She looks okay in the one where she's sitting on the toilet though, not that I'm into that sort of thing...


She's 38.  I'd hit it and let her forget about it.  This story has led me to the intriguing thought about a woman who can't remember all the times you've disappointed her. Possible ideal scenario playing out...
2013-01-28 07:55:15 PM
1 votes:

DiffMavis:

Google Image Search has some...odd results for "white person".

static.fjcdn.com
TWX
2013-01-28 07:54:05 PM
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I've seen this movie


And let me tell you, WORST BLIND DOUBLE DATE EXPERIENCE EVAR!

/as opposed to double-blind date experience
//would that be one or both parties don't know they're on a date?
///or would that be blind people on a date?
////and why the hell would they go see a movie!?
2013-01-28 03:55:01 PM
1 votes:

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


Can we at least make fun of the crap photography in the article? Is that ok with your royal farkness?
2013-01-28 03:54:07 PM
1 votes:

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


You've had your panties in a bunch for a couple weeks now, haven't you?

This is Fark.com, sweetie. As someone with significant neurological difficulties (including memory problems) myself, I do empathize with the lady--more than you know or can imagine, so it's my turn to tell you to sit down and shut the fark up before you hurt yourself, because you're starting to piss me off. She's also allowing the reporter and photographer to create an image of her that is less-than-flattering--in fact, it's downright embarrassing. If it were me, I'd be pissed as hell at the reporter and demand the photographer's head on a platter because, holy shiat on a stick, Seanbaby couldn't find better examples of farkwittery. Your white knighting isn't necessary nor, on behalf of those of us with significant neurological deficits, is it wanted. Go sit in a corner until you grow a sense of humor or get over whatever it is that's had your g-string in a wad these past couple of weeks.
2013-01-28 03:38:21 PM
1 votes:

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


Not true. When I heard of her plight, I tore my hair and put on sackcloth; my lamentations could be heard all the way in Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots.
2013-01-28 03:34:08 PM
1 votes:

jst3p: PsiChick: Well, yes, when someone is ill it's generally considered a normal human reaction to say 'wow, that sucks, hope she gets better' or make some other helpful, supportive comment. Or even one that isn't farking commenting on whether or not you'd bang her.

You have been here for almost a year, have you lost your memory?


She is just the vessel. You might be speaking to the spirit of a different retard each time.
2013-01-28 03:28:44 PM
1 votes:

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


i159.photobucket.com
2013-01-28 03:18:37 PM
1 votes:
www.washingtonpost.com

She looks like Tarder Sauce, aka Grumpy Cat here
2013-01-28 03:10:47 PM
1 votes:

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


img24.imageshack.us
2013-01-28 03:02:20 PM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: DarkSoulNoHope: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 334x400]\

Close.

[i014.radikal.ru image 229x300]

Also close


Of course there is no one whiter than this man.

www.biography.com

/why are you staring at me like that?
2013-01-28 02:36:39 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 606x909]

How did you do that?  What filled in the background image behind her?


Using something like this technique.

/uncrop
2013-01-28 02:30:12 PM
1 votes:
Wouldn't be the first time Amnesia has reduced a fully grown adult to a sniveling child...

4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-28 02:00:36 PM
1 votes:
Simultaneously extremely white and extremely orange

sisyphus.patriotactionnetwork.com
2013-01-28 01:50:46 PM
1 votes:
what is this i dont even
2013-01-28 01:48:38 PM
1 votes:
www.washingtonpost.com

She looks like she's trying to activate an X-Men superpower, or telepathically talk to Dr. Xavier, or something.
2013-01-28 01:46:04 PM
1 votes:
www.seanastin.com


Didn't see these guys in TFA anywhere.
2013-01-28 01:25:54 PM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-28 01:19:33 PM
1 votes:
www.movieprop.com
2013-01-28 01:15:00 PM
1 votes:
www.washingtonpost.com

"CGI is expensive, y'know!"
2013-01-28 01:06:00 PM
1 votes:
Sooo...she's still legal, right?
2013-01-28 01:03:48 PM
1 votes:
Glancing Blow:

Ex wife had body of a 50 year-old and the brain of a 3 year old.

Was she about 5'-nothing with blonde hair and shoulders slightly narrower than her hips? Called herself Rebecca but her mom called her Becky Lynn? If so I've been wondering where my first ex-wife wandered off to.
2013-01-28 01:03:20 PM
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-28 12:37:59 PM
1 votes:

serial_crusher: She looks okay in the one where she's sitting on the toilet


I still don't understand what that picture is trying to convey.She's forgotten that you're supposed to pull your pants down before you take a seat on the shiatter? She can't remember to close doors? She took a wicked dump and her kid passed out from the stench? The photographer is a pervy creep that likes taking toilet shots?

I can't even figure out the geometry of that shot. How the hell is that house arranged? The placement of the toilet doesn't make any sense in relation to the bed. Is this Virginia, or R'lyeh?
2013-01-28 12:32:53 PM
1 votes:
When Shanananana woke up in her beautiful one-story rancher overlooking the quaint village carved into the periodic mountains, she saw dried drool on her chest. In the corner, she saw what had to be her shoes, though they were all chewed up, the leather torn. And her vagina smelled oddly of peanut butter. Out the window, she watched a Great Dane hunker and heave until the shiat then length of The Club steering lock she'd put on her car after she started faking memory loss to have more sex with the dog.
2013-01-28 12:26:06 PM
1 votes:
(Photographs by Joseph Victor Stefanchik for The Washington Post)

Hi, my name's Joe Stefanchik, and I'm obsessed with the Dutch angle.

/Seriously, dude, buy a level and goddamned tripod.
2013-01-28 12:23:55 PM
1 votes:

bloatboy: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.

Oh no?

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x458]


I stand corrected in my orthopedic shoes.
2013-01-28 12:19:52 PM
1 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.


t1.gstatic.com

/Challenge accepted
2013-01-28 12:09:52 PM
1 votes:
gameshowhost:

WTF, I'm looking for the opposite.

Careful, somebody might accuse you of being a pedophile.

I'd be happy with a 23 year old with the mind of a 40 year old, myself. But then I'm weird.
2013-01-28 11:32:19 AM
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Lsherm: She's 38. I'd hit it and let her forget about it. This story has led me to the intriguing thought about a woman who can't remember all the times you've disappointed her. Possible ideal scenario playing out...

1)Buy fake diary and put it under her pillow.
2)Write in the past tense about all the things you want to do and how much she liked it
3) profit


Brilliantly devious.
2013-01-28 10:58:49 AM
1 votes:
I've seen this movie
2013-01-28 10:55:10 AM
1 votes:
pjmedia.com
 
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