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2013-01-28 03:31:10 PM

PsiChick: Well, yes, when someone is ill it's generally considered a normal human reaction to say 'wow, that sucks, hope she gets better' or make some other helpful, supportive comment. Or even one that isn't farking commenting on whether or not you'd bang her.


You have been here for almost a year, have you lost your memory?
 
2013-01-28 03:31:36 PM

jst3p: PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.

I don't see what the big deal is. Even if she were to find this page and read it she would probably forget all about it in the morning.


Cmon man, wtf. She has MS, not ADD. Besides, she probably sold the journals as a book by now and she can watch the film version on Netflix whenever she needs a reminder.
 
2013-01-28 03:34:08 PM

jst3p: PsiChick: Well, yes, when someone is ill it's generally considered a normal human reaction to say 'wow, that sucks, hope she gets better' or make some other helpful, supportive comment. Or even one that isn't farking commenting on whether or not you'd bang her.

You have been here for almost a year, have you lost your memory?


She is just the vessel. You might be speaking to the spirit of a different retard each time.
 
2013-01-28 03:37:43 PM

James F. Campbell: Call me back when you've reversed those two.


It's called Asia, or as fark likes to call it, freakydeaky sex land.
 
2013-01-28 03:38:21 PM

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


Not true. When I heard of her plight, I tore my hair and put on sackcloth; my lamentations could be heard all the way in Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots.
 
2013-01-28 03:40:52 PM

socoloco: I was married to a woman that was mentally 16 years old in a 30 year old body. A little princess she was.

\ Nothing new here.


Dude, you married my sister? You poor, unfortunate, and very brave soul. I should buy you a drink... or more appropriately, a case of Scotch. I'd want to forget that biatch too.
 
2013-01-28 03:41:31 PM
Aside from the MS, I'd love to have the last 17 years nuked from my memory. Nothing really happened anyway and I'd be 25 again.

/Yeah, I know, that's farking sad.
 
2013-01-28 03:42:12 PM
serial_crusher: "looks a little old for 30."

perhaps this is the second time this has happened?
 
2013-01-28 03:44:21 PM
i3.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-28 03:44:48 PM
Well that sucks...But that article was a friggin chore to read.
 
2013-01-28 03:47:02 PM

PsiChick: Well, yes, when someone is ill it's generally considered a normal human reaction to say 'wow, that sucks, hope she gets better' or make some other helpful, supportive comment. Or even one that  isn't farking commenting on whether or not you'd bang her.


IRL, sure.  This is fark.  And she's attractive.  Put two and two together and you get:  we'd hit it.

/really like the winter picture - you could put that on a movie poster.
 
2013-01-28 03:47:19 PM

Lsherm: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 606x909]

How did you do that?  What filled in the background image behind her?


With all the trees in that picture, it was easy to make a background image.
 
2013-01-28 03:47:32 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: JustGetItRight: Fluid: It's often like that in cases of dementia. The oldest memories are the last to go.

Amazing how differently it impacts people. My father in law is exactly the opposite. He can't remember yesterday. He sometimes doesn't remember how many kids he has, and he doesn't know my daughter is his grandchild - but he can describe in detail many of his flights as an air force pilot in the early 1960s.

But what you just described isn't the exact opposite of "the oldest memories are the last to go."


Yeah. I am apparently developing dementia myself because I totally misread read the post to which I replied.
 
2013-01-28 03:47:44 PM

Lsherm: PsiChick: Well, yes, when someone is ill it's generally considered a normal human reaction to say 'wow, that sucks, hope she gets better' or make some other helpful, supportive comment. Or even one that  isn't farking commenting on whether or not you'd bang her.

IRL, sure.  This is fark.  And she's attractive.  Put two and two together and you get:  we'd hit it.

/really like the winter picture - you could put that on a movie poster.


The best thing is: you could keep hitting it... cuz she ain't gonna remember!
 
2013-01-28 03:48:52 PM

WhippingBoy: Lsherm: PsiChick: Well, yes, when someone is ill it's generally considered a normal human reaction to say 'wow, that sucks, hope she gets better' or make some other helpful, supportive comment. Or even one that  isn't farking commenting on whether or not you'd bang her.

IRL, sure.  This is fark.  And she's attractive.  Put two and two together and you get:  we'd hit it.

/really like the winter picture - you could put that on a movie poster.

The best thing is: you could keep hitting it... cuz she ain't gonna remember!


And the typo in this ^^ doesn't help the appearance of my current mental status.
 
2013-01-28 03:48:55 PM

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


I'd hit that axe wound so hard you'd think a chainsaw did it

/amidoingitrite?
 
2013-01-28 03:54:07 PM

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


You've had your panties in a bunch for a couple weeks now, haven't you?

This is Fark.com, sweetie. As someone with significant neurological difficulties (including memory problems) myself, I do empathize with the lady--more than you know or can imagine, so it's my turn to tell you to sit down and shut the fark up before you hurt yourself, because you're starting to piss me off. She's also allowing the reporter and photographer to create an image of her that is less-than-flattering--in fact, it's downright embarrassing. If it were me, I'd be pissed as hell at the reporter and demand the photographer's head on a platter because, holy shiat on a stick, Seanbaby couldn't find better examples of farkwittery. Your white knighting isn't necessary nor, on behalf of those of us with significant neurological deficits, is it wanted. Go sit in a corner until you grow a sense of humor or get over whatever it is that's had your g-string in a wad these past couple of weeks.
 
2013-01-28 03:55:01 PM

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


Can we at least make fun of the crap photography in the article? Is that ok with your royal farkness?
 
2013-01-28 03:59:18 PM
I'd hit it AND I feel sorry for her.

Happy??
 
2013-01-28 03:59:39 PM
their funny, intriguing, oh-my-gosh moments.

So apparently she hasn't re-learned contractions yet.
 
2013-01-28 04:02:54 PM

lordjupiter: I'd hit it AND I feel sorry for her.

Happy??


I'd feel sorry for her after I hit it. I may have tiny junk but at least it would be over quickly!
 
2013-01-28 04:11:27 PM

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


Sweetie, this is the land of Fark. Where men will tap anything that is anything above a rating of 3(if 10 is the highest) & the land of double standards.
 
2013-01-28 04:21:06 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Well that sucks...But that article was a friggin chore to read.



Dont you wish you could just forget it?!
 
2013-01-28 04:43:03 PM

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


PSIChick... She is a hot female with no memory. She won't hold a grudge, she can't remember what you did to piss her off. The perfect woman.

Now step off.....
 
2013-01-28 04:51:49 PM
img844.imageshack.us

Quick and dirty, but Rudemix inspired me
 
2013-01-28 04:52:07 PM

plewis: Aside from the MS, I'd love to have the last 17 years nuked from my memory. Nothing really happened anyway and I'd be 25 again.

/Yeah, I know, that's farking sad.


It gets worse, actually.

/the future
//let me show you it
 
2013-01-28 05:01:57 PM

The One True TheDavid: gameshowhost:

WTF, I'm looking for the opposite.

Careful, somebody might accuse you of being a pedophile.

I'd be happy with a 23 year old with the mind of a 40 year old, myself. But then I'm weird.


*ahem* ephebophile
 
2013-01-28 05:05:33 PM

gameshowhost: WTF, I'm looking for the opposite.


Came here to say this; at least I'm not sitting alone over there.
 
2013-01-28 05:15:32 PM

mbillips: No one has proposed the mind of a 30-year-old in the body of a 13-year-old yet?

i285.photobucket.com

Hai guize?!

 
2013-01-28 05:20:25 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.


Who would have thought that possible with a name like Shwanda?
 
2013-01-28 05:21:09 PM
WHITE WALKERS!!!!
 
2013-01-28 05:34:37 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.


Challenge almost accepted. Google Image Search has some...odd results for "white person".
 
2013-01-28 05:44:39 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-28 05:46:11 PM
Is she good-looking?

/DRTFA
 
2013-01-28 05:48:47 PM
sharetv.org

"Shawnda had to put together a new persona, based on what she could learn of her previous self and how she felt about her new identity. In the past she'd been a party girl who could talk like a sailor; now she was a devoted mother and more ardent Christian."

/don't know who remembers this show, but...
 
2013-01-28 06:22:00 PM

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


You used to be fun. What happened? Did you have a recent breakup? You should go out, get drunk, and get laid.
 
2013-01-28 06:44:24 PM
Would be better the other way around(well maybe not all the way down to 13)
 
2013-01-28 06:46:26 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: bloatboy: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.

Oh no?

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x458]

I stand corrected in my orthopedic shoes.


I know what you mean though. And, I just thought of this one too...
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-01-28 07:01:13 PM

Aigoo: You've had your panties in a bunch for a couple weeks now, haven't you?

This is Fark.com, sweetie. As someone with significant neurological difficulties (including memory problems) myself, I do empathize with the lady--more than you know or can imagine, so it's my turn to tell you to sit down and shut the fark up before you hurt yourself, because you're starting to piss me off. She's also allowing the reporter and photographer to create an image of her that is less-than-flattering--in fact, it's downright embarrassing. If it were me, I'd be pissed as hell at the reporter and demand the photographer's head on a platter because, holy shiat on a stick, Seanbaby couldn't find better examples of farkwittery. Your white knighting isn't necessary nor, on behalf of those of us with significant neurological deficits, is it wanted. Go sit in a corner until you grow a sense of humor or get over whatever it is that's had your g-string in a wad these past couple of weeks.


OgreMagi: You used to be fun. What happened? Did you have a recent breakup? You should go out, get drunk, and get laid.


This is a thread full of people saying 'hurr durr pedobear pedobear forgetting forgetting' ad nauseum. It's not  funny. I'm more than willing to ignore non-PC stuff if there's any actual humor involved, but there isn't. A middle-schooler could do better.

And Aigoo, I'm not white-knighting. I just think that if Fark can't be funny, then just give up trying and be interesting and polite instead, because that's the other type of thread we get on Fark, and they're awesome. Your average Farker probably ends up better-educated than someone with a bachelor's.
 
2013-01-28 07:31:52 PM

Lsherm: PsiChick:

Well, yes, when someone is ill it's generally considered a normal human reaction to say 'wow, that sucks, hope she gets better' or make some other helpful, supportive comment. Or even one that  isn't farking commenting on whether or not you'd bang her.

IRL, sure.  This is fark.  And she's attractive.


Yes and no. She's too damn pale for me. Of course YMMV: somebody somewhere might even find me handsome.
 
2013-01-28 07:40:55 PM

jst3p: lordjupiter:

I'd hit it AND I feel sorry for her.

Happy??

I'd feel sorry for her after I hit it. I may have tiny junk but at least it would be over quickly!


Mon sembable, mon frere!
 
2013-01-28 07:47:57 PM
Theburner:


PSIChick... She is a hot female with no memory. She won't hold a grudge, she can't remember what you did to piss her off.


Actually, no. She can remember what happened after she woke up to find she'd forgotten 17 years of her life, and she apparently remembers what happened when she was a little girl. It's just her hosebeast years, from 13 to 30, that she can't remember.

I'd rather forget that time in my life too. It'd be better to go back and try a do-over, but to be able to go through a day without cringing at stupid crazy shiat I did -- sometimes with dozens of people watching -- would be good enough.
 
2013-01-28 07:48:19 PM

Hilarity_N_Sues: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 493x600]

Agrees, fella.


Dammit, beaten to the punch.

/limes
//too many.
 
2013-01-28 07:50:35 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: serial_crusher: She looks okay in the one where she's sitting on the toilet

I still don't understand what that picture is trying to convey.She's forgotten that you're supposed to pull your pants down before you take a seat on the shiatter? She can't remember to close doors? She took a wicked dump and her kid passed out from the stench? The photographer is a pervy creep that likes taking toilet shots?

I can't even figure out the geometry of that shot. How the hell is that house arranged? The placement of the toilet doesn't make any sense in relation to the bed. Is this Virginia, or R'lyeh?


Rob Liefeld's house
 
2013-01-28 07:51:11 PM

gameshowhost: The One True TheDavid: gameshowhost:

WTF, I'm looking for the opposite.

Careful, somebody might accuse you of being a pedophile.

I'd be happy with a 23 year old with the mind of a 40 year old, myself. But then I'm weird.

*ahem* ephebophile


Yes, but this is Fark. Where if she's 17 years and 364 days old you're a DANGEROUS PREDATOR!!
 
TWX
2013-01-28 07:54:05 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I've seen this movie


And let me tell you, WORST BLIND DOUBLE DATE EXPERIENCE EVAR!

/as opposed to double-blind date experience
//would that be one or both parties don't know they're on a date?
///or would that be blind people on a date?
////and why the hell would they go see a movie!?
 
2013-01-28 07:55:15 PM

DiffMavis:

Google Image Search has some...odd results for "white person".

static.fjcdn.com
 
2013-01-28 08:27:01 PM

PsiChick: And Aigoo, I'm not white-knighting. I just think that if Fark can't be funny, then just give up trying and be interesting and polite instead, because that's the other type of thread we get on Fark, and they're awesome. Your average Farker probably ends up better-educated than someone with a bachelor's.


Tend to agree. It's not all that funny, it's boring, it's very predictable, and it's very unintelligent. Except for spentmiles...

spentmiles: When Shanananana woke up in her beautiful one-story rancher overlooking the quaint village carved into the periodic mountains, she saw dried drool on her chest. In the corner, she saw what had to be her shoes, though they were all chewed up, the leather torn. And her vagina smelled oddly of peanut butter. Out the window, she watched a Great Dane hunker and heave until the shiat then length of The Club steering lock she'd put on her car after she started faking memory loss to have more sex with the dog.


That shiat is funny as fark all. And the reason his posts are illuminated in an electric blue hue that draws your attention so.
 
2013-01-28 08:48:23 PM

rikkitikkitavi: PsiChick: And Aigoo, I'm not white-knighting. I just think that if Fark can't be funny, then just give up trying and be interesting and polite instead, because that's the other type of thread we get on Fark, and they're awesome. Your average Farker probably ends up better-educated than someone with a bachelor's.

Tend to agree. It's not all that funny, it's boring, it's very predictable, and it's very unintelligent. Except for spentmiles...

spentmiles: When Shanananana woke up in her beautiful one-story rancher overlooking the quaint village carved into the periodic mountains, she saw dried drool on her chest. In the corner, she saw what had to be her shoes, though they were all chewed up, the leather torn. And her vagina smelled oddly of peanut butter. Out the window, she watched a Great Dane hunker and heave until the shiat then length of The Club steering lock she'd put on her car after she started faking memory loss to have more sex with the dog.

That shiat is funny as fark all. And the reason his posts are illuminated in an electric blue hue that draws your attention so.


I haven't favorited him for the reason that I like to see his posts surprise me as I scroll through threads. I like to read them. They fill me with joy. The Boobies I felt I thought I was going to die. I said to the Red Bull I must have them, all of them, all there are. For nothing makes me happy but their shining and their grace. It is like that morning in the woods and I am truly young, in spite of myself.
 
2013-01-28 08:58:40 PM

rikkitikkitavi: Tend to agree. It's not all that funny, it's boring, it's very predictable, and it's very unintelligent.


So why are you even here???
 
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