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(Washington Post)   Amnesia gives woman the body of a 30-year-old and the mind of a 13-year-old   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 206
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2013-01-28 01:48:38 PM
www.washingtonpost.com

She looks like she's trying to activate an X-Men superpower, or telepathically talk to Dr. Xavier, or something.
 
2013-01-28 01:50:46 PM
what is this i dont even
 
2013-01-28 01:50:55 PM
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-28 01:53:19 PM
I saw this on The Guiding Light.
 
2013-01-28 01:54:32 PM

Oznog: [www.washingtonpost.com image 850x566]

She looks like she's trying to activate an X-Men superpower, or telepathically talk to Dr. Xavier, or something.


Looks like Emma Frost let herself go...

TFA also made me think of this...

media.npr.org
 
2013-01-28 01:58:44 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.


Farking overexposed photos, how do they work?
 
2013-01-28 02:00:36 PM
Simultaneously extremely white and extremely orange

sisyphus.patriotactionnetwork.com
 
2013-01-28 02:02:07 PM
Shawnda? Shaylin?

Christ.
 
2013-01-28 02:03:04 PM

jaytkay: Simultaneously extremely white and extremely orange

[sisyphus.patriotactionnetwork.com image 235x640]


He looks like a creamsicle
 
2013-01-28 02:10:34 PM
"I'm 22, going on 23..."
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-28 02:18:20 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 606x909]


A++++ WOULD LOL AGAIN.
 
2013-01-28 02:20:18 PM

Full Blown Jimbo: [cdn2.mamapop.com image 630x347]

Couldn't possibly be obscure.


Nah, everyone knows who Red Beard is.
 
2013-01-28 02:21:10 PM
I was married to a woman that was mentally 16 years old in a 30 year old body. A little princess she was.

\ Nothing new here.
 
2013-01-28 02:22:52 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 606x909]


Dead Piro Day?
 
2013-01-28 02:23:31 PM
content7.flixster.com
/hot
 
2013-01-28 02:29:39 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 606x909]


How did you do that?  What filled in the background image behind her?
 
2013-01-28 02:30:12 PM
Wouldn't be the first time Amnesia has reduced a fully grown adult to a sniveling child...

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-28 02:36:39 PM

Lsherm: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 606x909]

How did you do that?  What filled in the background image behind her?


Using something like this technique.

/uncrop
 
2013-01-28 02:37:59 PM
No one has proposed the mind of a 30-year-old in the body of a 13-year-old yet?

cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-28 02:39:28 PM

denbroc: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.

[t1.gstatic.com image 225x224]

/Challenge accepted


Close...

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-28 02:40:28 PM

blottoman: denbroc: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.

[t1.gstatic.com image 225x224]

/Challenge accepted

Close...

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 300x225]


Dreads deduct from the whiteness.
 
2013-01-28 02:41:39 PM
Must be a huge fan of One Direction.
 
2013-01-28 02:42:13 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.



In other news, her "Pose For Every Third 90's Alt Rock shiatty CD Cover" lessons are really paying off.
 
2013-01-28 02:44:45 PM
"Okay, honey, I need you to hunker down and try to remember that you have always brought two or three of your hottest girlfriends in for Saturday night orgies with us. You've always enjoyed it immensely."
 
2013-01-28 02:46:41 PM
Sorry Kell

late to the game .

how 'bout..

rockcellarmagazine.com

I said Squeal like a pig!!
/Edgar-Johnny-Winter-kids
 
2013-01-28 02:47:18 PM
meh, id insert an Execdrin image into that headache pic of hers but I currently have a headache THIS big and dont feel like doing it.
 
2013-01-28 02:47:49 PM

mbillips: No one has proposed the mind of a 30-year-old in the body of a 13-year-old yet?

[cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com image 576x720]


Look at the fourth post

And many more after that
 
2013-01-28 02:47:51 PM
images.fineartamerica.com
 
2013-01-28 02:55:09 PM

Full Blown Jimbo: [cdn2.mamapop.com image 630x347]

Couldn't possibly be obscure.


Came here for Super Nadine, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-01-28 02:58:26 PM
FTA: "As she struggled to reclaim her memory, Shawnda discovered she had been a life-long keeper of journals. She found them stashed in a box in the spare bedroom: Some were in bound, floral-patterned books, some folded together on sheets of notebook paper, and others in a paper-clipped stack of stationery."

From 2005 on, Shawnda began counting her birthdays at zero, signifying that while her body is 38, she has only eight years and counting of life experience. She refers to herself pre-amnesia as "she" and "her," rather than "I" and "me."


3.bp.blogspot.com

/just keep her away from train stations and school rooftops
 
2013-01-28 03:02:20 PM

Lionel Mandrake: DarkSoulNoHope: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 334x400]\

Close.

[i014.radikal.ru image 229x300]

Also close


Of course there is no one whiter than this man.

www.biography.com

/why are you staring at me like that?
 
2013-01-28 03:04:08 PM
Edgar Winter is looking at this thread in partial disgust.
 
2013-01-28 03:04:20 PM

spentmiles: When Shanananana woke up in her beautiful one-story rancher overlooking the quaint village carved into the periodic mountains, she saw dried drool on her chest. In the corner, she saw what had to be her shoes, though they were all chewed up, the leather torn. And her vagina smelled oddly of peanut butter. Out the window, she watched a Great Dane hunker and heave until the shiat then length of The Club steering lock she'd put on her car after she started faking memory loss to have more sex with the dog.


Better than the average fanfic.
 
2013-01-28 03:05:01 PM
...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.
 
2013-01-28 03:09:20 PM
I recently watched Jennifer Garner in Butter & she looked so beautiful. She has that next-door look which is something I find amusing.

I find it sad that this happened to this woman & for a 38 year old she looks great. She looks like one of those hot Target moms.


/Also, you farkers haven't changed at all
//hardly on here but thanks for the continuous laughs.
 
2013-01-28 03:10:47 PM

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


img24.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-28 03:11:01 PM

Full Blown Jimbo: [cdn2.mamapop.com image 630x347]

Couldn't possibly be obscure.


Zoey Deschanel's mother? Naw, not obscure at all.
 
2013-01-28 03:11:51 PM

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


No, that was the dog sex thread a couple weeks back.
 
2013-01-28 03:12:22 PM

OtherLittleGuy: And this is different than the average male Farker how?


Most accurate statement yet.
 
2013-01-28 03:14:55 PM

JustGetItRight: Fluid: It's often like that in cases of dementia. The oldest memories are the last to go.

Amazing how differently it impacts people. My father in law is exactly the opposite. He can't remember yesterday. He sometimes doesn't remember how many kids he has, and he doesn't know my daughter is his grandchild - but he can describe in detail many of his flights as an air force pilot in the early 1960s.


But what you just described isn't the exact opposite of "the oldest memories are the last to go."
 
2013-01-28 03:16:33 PM

The One True TheDavid: gameshowhost:

WTF, I'm looking for the opposite.

Careful, somebody might accuse you of being a pedophile.

I'd be happy with a 23 year old with the mind of a 40 year old, myself. But then I'm weird.


I deal with a 23 year old on a daily basis (roommate, no - it's platonic). I'd agree with you, except my ex-wife who was in her 40s did the exact same crap, e.g. turning minor things into big deals, holding a grudge for said minor things that are now big deals, etc. I'd accuse women of never growing up, but I'm sure women can point out similar problems with men.
 
2013-01-28 03:17:07 PM
Someone needs to fire that photographer
 
2013-01-28 03:18:37 PM
www.washingtonpost.com

She looks like Tarder Sauce, aka Grumpy Cat here
 
2013-01-28 03:20:17 PM

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


What the fark are we supposed to do, wish her well?
 
2013-01-28 03:22:30 PM

rudemix: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]

She looks like Tarder Sauce, aka Grumpy Cat here


She doesn't have nearly dark enough eye makeup or a deep enough frown.
 
2013-01-28 03:23:48 PM

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


I don't see what the big deal is. Even if she were to find this page and read it she would probably forget all about it in the morning.
 
2013-01-28 03:25:09 PM

Full Blown Jimbo: [cdn2.mamapop.com image 630x347]

Couldn't possibly be obscure.


I'm waiting for someone to make the super strong/super weak joke work.
 
2013-01-28 03:28:44 PM

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


i159.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-28 03:29:12 PM

Lsherm: PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.

What the fark are we supposed to do, wish her well?


We're supposed to be respectful and say that we absolutely would not hit it.

And "Don't even think she's human"? I don't know about you guys, but humans are the only things I ever think about hitting. I guess I'm speciesist.
 
2013-01-28 03:29:21 PM

Lsherm: PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.

What the fark are we supposed to do, wish her well?


Well, yes, when someone is ill it's generally considered a normal human reaction to say 'wow, that sucks, hope she gets better' or make some other helpful, supportive comment. Or even one that  isn't farking commenting on whether or not you'd bang her.

jst3p: I don't see what the big deal is. Even if she were to find this page and read it she would probably forget all about it in the morning.


Yes, after eight years of recovery she's going to, for no reason whatsoever, lose another 17 years of memory.
 
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