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2013-01-28 10:49:20 AM
And this is different from the average 30 yo woman in what way?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-28 10:50:08 AM
Amnesiac blonde trifecta in play.
 
2013-01-28 10:55:10 AM
pjmedia.com
 
2013-01-28 10:55:23 AM
WTF, I'm looking for the opposite.
 
2013-01-28 10:58:49 AM
I've seen this movie
 
2013-01-28 11:00:38 AM
www.washingtonpost.com
looks a little old for 30.
She looks okay in the one where she's sitting on the toilet though, not that I'm into that sort of thing...
 
2013-01-28 11:20:41 AM

serial_crusher: [www.washingtonpost.com image 850x566]
looks a little old for 30.
She looks okay in the one where she's sitting on the toilet though, not that I'm into that sort of thing...


She's 38.  I'd hit it and let her forget about it.  This story has led me to the intriguing thought about a woman who can't remember all the times you've disappointed her. Possible ideal scenario playing out...
 
2013-01-28 11:26:15 AM

Lsherm: She's 38. I'd hit it and let her forget about it. This story has led me to the intriguing thought about a woman who can't remember all the times you've disappointed her. Possible ideal scenario playing out...


1)Buy fake diary and put it under her pillow.
2)Write in the past tense about all the things you want to do and how much she liked it
3) profit
 
2013-01-28 11:31:30 AM
I'd have a seat over there, but I forgot where it is now.
 
2013-01-28 11:32:19 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Lsherm: She's 38. I'd hit it and let her forget about it. This story has led me to the intriguing thought about a woman who can't remember all the times you've disappointed her. Possible ideal scenario playing out...

1)Buy fake diary and put it under her pillow.
2)Write in the past tense about all the things you want to do and how much she liked it
3) profit


Brilliantly devious.
 
2013-01-28 11:59:31 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I've seen this movie


Indeed. And Jennifer Garner was kind of annoying in it:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-28 12:03:32 PM

whistleridge: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I've seen this movie

Indeed. And Jennifer Garner was kind of annoying in it:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 780x439]


More attractive than Tom Hanks though.
 
2013-01-28 12:08:02 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I've seen this movie


Now all I can think about is her p*ssy looking like Bill Murray's mouth. Thanks a lot.
 
2013-01-28 12:08:26 PM
Well, I see the Jen Garner angle has been covered. And she was supposed to be annoying. The character had the intelligence and emotional maturity of a 13 year old girl.
 
2013-01-28 12:09:36 PM
www.washingtonpost.com
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.
 
2013-01-28 12:09:52 PM
gameshowhost:

WTF, I'm looking for the opposite.

Careful, somebody might accuse you of being a pedophile.

I'd be happy with a 23 year old with the mind of a 40 year old, myself. But then I'm weird.
 
2013-01-28 12:10:33 PM

wambu: And this is different from the average 30 yo woman in what way?


Rhetorical question. I have nothing to add.
 
2013-01-28 12:11:24 PM
Ah, she's faking it.
 
2013-01-28 12:11:56 PM
So, with the mind of a 13 year old, is she able to consent?
 
2013-01-28 12:12:07 PM
It's often like that in cases of dementia. The oldest memories are the last to go.
 
2013-01-28 12:12:24 PM
Waitaminnit! The reason we have age of consent laws is because young children aren't mentally capable of making an informed decision regarding sex. If this woman now has the mentality of a 13 year old, this would mean her mental capacity is ALSO that of a 13 year old. Why isn't her husband being arrested for pedophelia?


/I'd hit it
//and feel guilty about it.
///for a while
/V a short while
V SLASHIES GONE WILD!!!
 
2013-01-28 12:13:21 PM
ITGreen:

Ah, she's faking it.

I never knew one that didn't. Well, okay one: the spasming and pussy-farting gave it away.
 
2013-01-28 12:13:22 PM

serial_crusher: More attractive than Tom Hanks though.


She aint the hottest Jennifer out there
img706.imageshack.us

But she kept Alias on the air for 5 season, and aint nobody tuning in for the plot
 
2013-01-28 12:14:19 PM
When not even the double- or tactical-facepalm are strong enough, there's the two-hands-to-the-temples.
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-28 12:14:34 PM

kendelrio: /I'd hit it
//and feel guilty about it.
///for a while
/V a short while
V SLASHIES GONE WILD!!!


Roman slashies, no less.
 
2013-01-28 12:14:46 PM

whistleridge: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I've seen this movieIndeed. And Jennifer Garner was kind of annoying in it:


"The Goods" was the first thing that came to my mind.....
 
2013-01-28 12:14:54 PM

gameshowhost: WTF, I'm looking for the opposite.


Came in here for something like this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-01-28 12:15:13 PM
fc00.deviantart.net
 
2013-01-28 12:15:28 PM
Stories like these make me grateful I'm in relatively good health overall.

/She's married, has a kid, so I'm holding on snarky comments, etc.
 
2013-01-28 12:16:39 PM
Instant boner
 
2013-01-28 12:18:09 PM
Shawnda and Shaylin? They forgot the apostrophes and prefixes!
 
2013-01-28 12:18:20 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.


Oh no?

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-28 12:18:26 PM
Call me back when you've reversed those two.
 
2013-01-28 12:18:51 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: serial_crusher: More attractive than Tom Hanks though.

She aint the hottest Jennifer out there


But she kept Alias on the air for 5 season, and aint nobody tuning in for the plot


Indeed. Alias (and the last season of Lost) gives me trepidation about JJ Abrams directing Star Wars VII. He can run a tight plot line for a little while, then things just get messy and weird.
 
2013-01-28 12:19:00 PM
If I lived all my life in Strasburg, I'd consider amnesia a benefit.
 
2013-01-28 12:19:32 PM
Inb4 sexual abuse fantas---nvm
 
2013-01-28 12:19:52 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.


t1.gstatic.com

/Challenge accepted
 
2013-01-28 12:20:00 PM
30 year olds are already granma material.
 
2013-01-28 12:21:23 PM

bloatboy: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.

Oh no?

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x458]


heh... that took a while, it was like waiting for the sailboat
 
2013-01-28 12:21:36 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.



Anyone else get a Game of Thrones White Walker vibe off this picture?

miss diminutive: Brilliantly devious.


Thank you....
 
2013-01-28 12:22:12 PM

bloatboy: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.

Oh no?

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x458]


when_you_see_it_you'll_shiat_bricks.jpg
 
2013-01-28 12:23:55 PM

bloatboy: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.

Oh no?

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x458]


I stand corrected in my orthopedic shoes.
 
2013-01-28 12:24:29 PM
Adult with the mind of a 13 year old? So she's a man now?
 
2013-01-28 12:24:52 PM
Brain too young.
Now me, I likes me experienced wimmens. If I were to ever blow myself up for a cause, I wouldn't want no crapload of virgins. Nosirree bob, I wants me a no-holes-barred, eternally 30-something in body and decadent beyond belief in mind, red-hot completely whorish trollope for eternity. Preferably redhead, but heck, I'm flexible.
 
2013-01-28 12:25:33 PM
Multiple sclerosis blows. My wife has cognitive issues from her MS sometimes but nothing like this, thank God. I can't imagine having to teach her how to live again, or how to use cellphones and the Internet.
 
2013-01-28 12:26:06 PM
(Photographs by Joseph Victor Stefanchik for The Washington Post)

Hi, my name's Joe Stefanchik, and I'm obsessed with the Dutch angle.

/Seriously, dude, buy a level and goddamned tripod.
 
2013-01-28 12:26:42 PM

The One True TheDavid: So, with the mind of a 13 year old, is she able to consent?


She didn't have the mind of a 13-year-old, i.e. maturity, she lost 17 years of memory and didn't remember anything past the age of 13.
 
2013-01-28 12:27:14 PM
Ex wife had body of a 50 year-old and the brain of a 3 year old.
 
2013-01-28 12:28:29 PM

Lsherm: serial_crusher: [www.washingtonpost.com image 850x566]
looks a little old for 30.
She looks okay in the one where she's sitting on the toilet though, not that I'm into that sort of thing...

She's 38. I'd hit it and let her forget about it.


I'd give her multiples

/...clerosis.
 
2013-01-28 12:29:43 PM
Another definition of blonde ?
 
2013-01-28 12:30:47 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.


upload.wikimedia.org

Agrees, fella.
 
2013-01-28 12:31:29 PM
Mind of a 13-year-old girl? Where's her Sherlock/Supernatural slash fiction tumblr?
 
2013-01-28 12:32:53 PM
When Shanananana woke up in her beautiful one-story rancher overlooking the quaint village carved into the periodic mountains, she saw dried drool on her chest. In the corner, she saw what had to be her shoes, though they were all chewed up, the leather torn. And her vagina smelled oddly of peanut butter. Out the window, she watched a Great Dane hunker and heave until the shiat then length of The Club steering lock she'd put on her car after she started faking memory loss to have more sex with the dog.
 
2013-01-28 12:33:47 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: kendelrio: /I'd hit it
//and feel guilty about it.
///for a while
/V a short while
V SLASHIES GONE WILD!!!

Roman slashies, no less.


Quick! Somebody call IXII, it's an emergency!
 
2013-01-28 12:37:24 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.


Funny, her name is Shawnda. Add one "a" and she's got the blackest name in town.
 
2013-01-28 12:37:48 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.


4.bp.blogspot.com\

Close.
 
2013-01-28 12:37:59 PM

serial_crusher: She looks okay in the one where she's sitting on the toilet


I still don't understand what that picture is trying to convey.She's forgotten that you're supposed to pull your pants down before you take a seat on the shiatter? She can't remember to close doors? She took a wicked dump and her kid passed out from the stench? The photographer is a pervy creep that likes taking toilet shots?

I can't even figure out the geometry of that shot. How the hell is that house arranged? The placement of the toilet doesn't make any sense in relation to the bed. Is this Virginia, or R'lyeh?
 
2013-01-28 12:42:51 PM

wambu: And this is different from the average 30 yo woman in what way?


She's slightly more mature than the average 30 year old woman.
 
2013-01-28 12:44:24 PM
And this is different than the average male Farker how?
 
2013-01-28 12:44:44 PM

spentmiles: When Shanananana woke up in her beautiful one-story rancher overlooking the quaint village carved into the periodic mountains, she saw dried drool on her chest. In the corner, she saw what had to be her shoes, though they were all chewed up, the leather torn. And her vagina smelled oddly of peanut butter. Out the window, she watched a Great Dane hunker and heave until the shiat then length of The Club steering lock she'd put on her car after she started faking memory loss to have more sex with the dog.


Started drinking early? Regardless, sorta funny.
 
2013-01-28 12:45:03 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.


Challenge accepted:

www.friendsofwebster.com
 
2013-01-28 12:45:18 PM

gameshowhost: WTF, I'm looking for the opposite.


this
 
2013-01-28 12:45:59 PM
One part of her memory apparently not affected - all those phone numbers for vanity photographers and which pocket she left her credit cards in 17 years ago to pay for them.

(i am sure it is a real issue here, but this story has "I want to be on Oprah so I can sell my book" written all over it)


i.telegraph.co.uk
Approves.
 
2013-01-28 12:48:09 PM
OtherLittleGuy

And this is different than the average male Farker how?

Our amnesia smells strangely like gin and beer.
 
2013-01-28 12:51:46 PM
FTFA: "Shawnda steadily deteriorated. She was prescribed more than 10 medications, but her symptoms grew and became more varied. Once lean and athletic, she was gaining weight and losing mobility,"

The person I know with MS won't take such medications. She's been diagnosed for over 10 years and not only has an even better job now but still at 40 has the needs-no-makeup face & luscious figure she had at 27. Dammit.

As for mental/cognitive impairment, she eventually realized she could do better than me. Hence the above "dammit."

IANAD, but apparently some people don't realize you don't have to take all the pills they want to give you. Sometimes they help, sometimes they don't, and sometimes they make things worse from all the blipping side-effects.

What she did do is become a vegetarian (for other reasons too), quit drinking (though she never really drank much or often), and started taking B-12 and flax oil supplements.

Her only real impairment, in the sense of "something that keeps her from doing what she wants," is that she can't walk for long distances without one or both legs and/or feet going so numb or wonky that she'll pitch right over. So I'm the one who takes each dog for 2 or 3 miles walks, separately because the 8 month old puppy is too boisterous for the 7.5 year old grump; so with walking 4 or 5 miles a day 3 or 4 days a week I'm not losing any weight but I ain't gainin' none neither. (She has other uses for her new boyfriend, dammit^3.)

MS does suck though. My great-aunt Bernice was bedridden for 20-odd years. Nobody told me if she was taking any medications for it (and I didn't think to ask, being a kid) but she died in the mid-'80s before some of these wonder drugs hit the market. "Faith healing" and being prayed over didn't help any though.

OH and as far as white-white people with MS goes it is more common in people of northwestern European ancestry. She cusses the damn Vikings that made such a mess of the British/Irish islands.
 
2013-01-28 12:52:19 PM

medius: Lsherm: serial_crusher: [www.washingtonpost.com image 850x566]
looks a little old for 30.
She looks okay in the one where she's sitting on the toilet though, not that I'm into that sort of thing...

She's 38. I'd hit it and let her forget about it.

I'd give her multiples

/...clerosis.


Laughed. Windo pls.
 
2013-01-28 12:54:47 PM

Fluid: It's often like that in cases of dementia. The oldest memories are the last to go.


Amazing how differently it impacts people. My father in law is exactly the opposite. He can't remember yesterday. He sometimes doesn't remember how many kids he has, and he doesn't know my daughter is his grandchild - but he can describe in detail many of his flights as an air force pilot in the early 1960s.
 
2013-01-28 12:55:41 PM

spentmiles: When Shanananana woke up in her beautiful one-story rancher overlooking the quaint village carved into the periodic mountains, she saw dried drool on her chest. In the corner, she saw what had to be her shoes, though they were all chewed up, the leather torn. And her vagina smelled oddly of peanut butter. Out the window, she watched a Great Dane hunker and heave until the shiat then length of The Club steering lock she'd put on her car after she started faking memory loss to have more sex with the dog.


Best "Girls" fanfic ever.
 
2013-01-28 12:56:17 PM
Eternal Virgin:

30 year olds are already granma material.

You know, there IS life outside of Bell County. Here in Lexington we even got a few Jews!
 
2013-01-28 12:57:47 PM

StrikitRich: The One True TheDavid:

So, with the mind of a 13 year old, is she able to consent?

She didn't have the mind of a 13-year-old, i.e. maturity, she lost 17 years of memory and didn't remember anything past the age of 13.


One of these days I gotta find a video of David Letterman or Johnny Carson diagramming a silly joke.
 
2013-01-28 01:00:44 PM

cynicalbastard: Brain too young.

Now me, I likes me experienced wimmens. If I were to ever blow myself up for a cause, I wouldn't want no crapload of virgins. Nosirree bob, I wants me a no-holes-barred, eternally 30-something in body and decadent beyond belief in mind, red-hot completely whorish trollope for eternity. Preferably redhead, but heck, I'm flexible.


I'll gladly take the brunettes you don't want, cousin.
 
2013-01-28 01:03:20 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-28 01:03:48 PM
Glancing Blow:

Ex wife had body of a 50 year-old and the brain of a 3 year old.

Was she about 5'-nothing with blonde hair and shoulders slightly narrower than her hips? Called herself Rebecca but her mom called her Becky Lynn? If so I've been wondering where my first ex-wife wandered off to.
 
2013-01-28 01:05:16 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.

Behold this pasty goddess:

[img32.imageshack.us image 478x640]


*googles missing link*
not bad, but Christina Ricci could give her a run for her money
 
2013-01-28 01:06:00 PM
Sooo...she's still legal, right?
 
2013-01-28 01:06:55 PM

Hilarity_N_Sues: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.

Agrees, fella.


lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-01-28 01:07:42 PM

serial_crusher: looks a little old for 30.


She's 38 according to TFA.
Subby is an moron
 
2013-01-28 01:08:09 PM

The One True TheDavid: Was she about 5'-nothing with blonde hair and shoulders slightly narrower than her hips? Called herself Rebecca but her mom called her Becky Lynn? If so I've been wondering where my first ex-wife wandered off to.


No, her name was "McGill", and she called herself "Lill", but everyone knew her as "Nancy."
 
2013-01-28 01:08:23 PM
cdn2.mamapop.com

Couldn't possibly be obscure.
 
2013-01-28 01:09:06 PM

wambu: And this is different from the average 30 yo woman in what way?


Less manhate than normal
 
2013-01-28 01:09:07 PM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-28 01:09:43 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.


There's a spray for that

oi49.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-28 01:15:00 PM
www.washingtonpost.com

"CGI is expensive, y'know!"
 
2013-01-28 01:17:07 PM
No, really, you like it in the butt.
 
2013-01-28 01:17:08 PM
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-01-28 01:17:56 PM

OtherLittleGuy: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]

"CGI is expensive, y'know!"


is that the album cover of a new country singer?
 
2013-01-28 01:18:50 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: OtherLittleGuy

And this is different than the average male Farker how?

Our amnesia smells strangely like gin and beer.


GIN?!? That stuff'll shrivel your nuts. Real men drink Everclear from the bottle.
 
2013-01-28 01:19:33 PM
www.movieprop.com
 
2013-01-28 01:21:10 PM

Glancing Blow: Ex wife had body of a 50 year-old and the brain of a 3 year old.



Mine too, beginning in her mid-20s.
 
2013-01-28 01:22:34 PM
Amnesia gives woman the body of a 30-year-old and the mind of a 13-year-old

Not sure if I should take a seat over there?
 
2013-01-28 01:22:37 PM

serial_crusher: She looks okay in the one where she's sitting on the toilet though, not that I'm into that sort of thing...


i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-28 01:24:19 PM
So she really likes twilight and 50 shades of grey?
 
2013-01-28 01:25:54 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-28 01:27:28 PM
30? 13? I'm confused....do I need to take a seat right over here?
 
2013-01-28 01:27:55 PM
If only she could forget how insufferable she comes off as.
 
2013-01-28 01:30:56 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-28 01:35:12 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 334x400]\

Close.


i014.radikal.ru

Also close
 
2013-01-28 01:40:05 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.


Challenge accepted!

farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-28 01:45:16 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: serial_crusher: She looks okay in the one where she's sitting on the toilet though, not that I'm into that sort of thing...

[i50.tinypic.com image 850x567]


Panties around ankles, but pants pulled up?

She forget how to dress, it seems...
 
2013-01-28 01:46:04 PM
www.seanastin.com


Didn't see these guys in TFA anywhere.
 
2013-01-28 01:48:38 PM
www.washingtonpost.com

She looks like she's trying to activate an X-Men superpower, or telepathically talk to Dr. Xavier, or something.
 
2013-01-28 01:50:46 PM
what is this i dont even
 
2013-01-28 01:50:55 PM
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-28 01:53:19 PM
I saw this on The Guiding Light.
 
2013-01-28 01:54:32 PM

Oznog: [www.washingtonpost.com image 850x566]

She looks like she's trying to activate an X-Men superpower, or telepathically talk to Dr. Xavier, or something.


Looks like Emma Frost let herself go...

TFA also made me think of this...

media.npr.org
 
2013-01-28 01:58:44 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.


Farking overexposed photos, how do they work?
 
2013-01-28 02:00:36 PM
Simultaneously extremely white and extremely orange

sisyphus.patriotactionnetwork.com
 
2013-01-28 02:02:07 PM
Shawnda? Shaylin?

Christ.
 
2013-01-28 02:03:04 PM

jaytkay: Simultaneously extremely white and extremely orange

[sisyphus.patriotactionnetwork.com image 235x640]


He looks like a creamsicle
 
2013-01-28 02:10:34 PM
"I'm 22, going on 23..."
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-28 02:18:20 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 606x909]


A++++ WOULD LOL AGAIN.
 
2013-01-28 02:20:18 PM

Full Blown Jimbo: [cdn2.mamapop.com image 630x347]

Couldn't possibly be obscure.


Nah, everyone knows who Red Beard is.
 
2013-01-28 02:21:10 PM
I was married to a woman that was mentally 16 years old in a 30 year old body. A little princess she was.

\ Nothing new here.
 
2013-01-28 02:22:52 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 606x909]


Dead Piro Day?
 
2013-01-28 02:23:31 PM
content7.flixster.com
/hot
 
2013-01-28 02:29:39 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 606x909]


How did you do that?  What filled in the background image behind her?
 
2013-01-28 02:30:12 PM
Wouldn't be the first time Amnesia has reduced a fully grown adult to a sniveling child...

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-28 02:36:39 PM

Lsherm: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 606x909]

How did you do that?  What filled in the background image behind her?


Using something like this technique.

/uncrop
 
2013-01-28 02:37:59 PM
No one has proposed the mind of a 30-year-old in the body of a 13-year-old yet?

cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-28 02:39:28 PM

denbroc: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.

[t1.gstatic.com image 225x224]

/Challenge accepted


Close...

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-28 02:40:28 PM

blottoman: denbroc: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.

[t1.gstatic.com image 225x224]

/Challenge accepted

Close...

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Dreads deduct from the whiteness.
 
2013-01-28 02:41:39 PM
Must be a huge fan of One Direction.
 
2013-01-28 02:42:13 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.



In other news, her "Pose For Every Third 90's Alt Rock shiatty CD Cover" lessons are really paying off.
 
2013-01-28 02:44:45 PM
"Okay, honey, I need you to hunker down and try to remember that you have always brought two or three of your hottest girlfriends in for Saturday night orgies with us. You've always enjoyed it immensely."
 
2013-01-28 02:46:41 PM
Sorry Kell

late to the game .

how 'bout..

rockcellarmagazine.com

I said Squeal like a pig!!
/Edgar-Johnny-Winter-kids
 
2013-01-28 02:47:18 PM
meh, id insert an Execdrin image into that headache pic of hers but I currently have a headache THIS big and dont feel like doing it.
 
2013-01-28 02:47:49 PM

mbillips: No one has proposed the mind of a 30-year-old in the body of a 13-year-old yet?

[cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com image 576x720]


Look at the fourth post

And many more after that
 
2013-01-28 02:47:51 PM
images.fineartamerica.com
 
2013-01-28 02:55:09 PM

Full Blown Jimbo: [cdn2.mamapop.com image 630x347]

Couldn't possibly be obscure.


Came here for Super Nadine, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-01-28 02:58:26 PM
FTA: "As she struggled to reclaim her memory, Shawnda discovered she had been a life-long keeper of journals. She found them stashed in a box in the spare bedroom: Some were in bound, floral-patterned books, some folded together on sheets of notebook paper, and others in a paper-clipped stack of stationery."

From 2005 on, Shawnda began counting her birthdays at zero, signifying that while her body is 38, she has only eight years and counting of life experience. She refers to herself pre-amnesia as "she" and "her," rather than "I" and "me."


3.bp.blogspot.com

/just keep her away from train stations and school rooftops
 
2013-01-28 03:02:20 PM

Lionel Mandrake: DarkSoulNoHope: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 334x400]\

Close.

[i014.radikal.ru image 229x300]

Also close


Of course there is no one whiter than this man.

www.biography.com

/why are you staring at me like that?
 
2013-01-28 03:04:08 PM
Edgar Winter is looking at this thread in partial disgust.
 
2013-01-28 03:04:20 PM

spentmiles: When Shanananana woke up in her beautiful one-story rancher overlooking the quaint village carved into the periodic mountains, she saw dried drool on her chest. In the corner, she saw what had to be her shoes, though they were all chewed up, the leather torn. And her vagina smelled oddly of peanut butter. Out the window, she watched a Great Dane hunker and heave until the shiat then length of The Club steering lock she'd put on her car after she started faking memory loss to have more sex with the dog.


Better than the average fanfic.
 
2013-01-28 03:05:01 PM
...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.
 
2013-01-28 03:09:20 PM
I recently watched Jennifer Garner in Butter & she looked so beautiful. She has that next-door look which is something I find amusing.

I find it sad that this happened to this woman & for a 38 year old she looks great. She looks like one of those hot Target moms.


/Also, you farkers haven't changed at all
//hardly on here but thanks for the continuous laughs.
 
2013-01-28 03:10:47 PM

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


img24.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-28 03:11:01 PM

Full Blown Jimbo: [cdn2.mamapop.com image 630x347]

Couldn't possibly be obscure.


Zoey Deschanel's mother? Naw, not obscure at all.
 
2013-01-28 03:11:51 PM

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


No, that was the dog sex thread a couple weeks back.
 
2013-01-28 03:12:22 PM

OtherLittleGuy: And this is different than the average male Farker how?


Most accurate statement yet.
 
2013-01-28 03:14:55 PM

JustGetItRight: Fluid: It's often like that in cases of dementia. The oldest memories are the last to go.

Amazing how differently it impacts people. My father in law is exactly the opposite. He can't remember yesterday. He sometimes doesn't remember how many kids he has, and he doesn't know my daughter is his grandchild - but he can describe in detail many of his flights as an air force pilot in the early 1960s.


But what you just described isn't the exact opposite of "the oldest memories are the last to go."
 
2013-01-28 03:16:33 PM

The One True TheDavid: gameshowhost:

WTF, I'm looking for the opposite.

Careful, somebody might accuse you of being a pedophile.

I'd be happy with a 23 year old with the mind of a 40 year old, myself. But then I'm weird.


I deal with a 23 year old on a daily basis (roommate, no - it's platonic). I'd agree with you, except my ex-wife who was in her 40s did the exact same crap, e.g. turning minor things into big deals, holding a grudge for said minor things that are now big deals, etc. I'd accuse women of never growing up, but I'm sure women can point out similar problems with men.
 
2013-01-28 03:17:07 PM
Someone needs to fire that photographer
 
2013-01-28 03:18:37 PM
www.washingtonpost.com

She looks like Tarder Sauce, aka Grumpy Cat here
 
2013-01-28 03:20:17 PM

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


What the fark are we supposed to do, wish her well?
 
2013-01-28 03:22:30 PM

rudemix: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]

She looks like Tarder Sauce, aka Grumpy Cat here


She doesn't have nearly dark enough eye makeup or a deep enough frown.
 
2013-01-28 03:23:48 PM

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


I don't see what the big deal is. Even if she were to find this page and read it she would probably forget all about it in the morning.
 
2013-01-28 03:25:09 PM

Full Blown Jimbo: [cdn2.mamapop.com image 630x347]

Couldn't possibly be obscure.


I'm waiting for someone to make the super strong/super weak joke work.
 
2013-01-28 03:28:44 PM

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


i159.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-28 03:29:12 PM

Lsherm: PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.

What the fark are we supposed to do, wish her well?


We're supposed to be respectful and say that we absolutely would not hit it.

And "Don't even think she's human"? I don't know about you guys, but humans are the only things I ever think about hitting. I guess I'm speciesist.
 
2013-01-28 03:29:21 PM

Lsherm: PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.

What the fark are we supposed to do, wish her well?


Well, yes, when someone is ill it's generally considered a normal human reaction to say 'wow, that sucks, hope she gets better' or make some other helpful, supportive comment. Or even one that  isn't farking commenting on whether or not you'd bang her.

jst3p: I don't see what the big deal is. Even if she were to find this page and read it she would probably forget all about it in the morning.


Yes, after eight years of recovery she's going to, for no reason whatsoever, lose another 17 years of memory.
 
2013-01-28 03:31:10 PM

PsiChick: Well, yes, when someone is ill it's generally considered a normal human reaction to say 'wow, that sucks, hope she gets better' or make some other helpful, supportive comment. Or even one that isn't farking commenting on whether or not you'd bang her.


You have been here for almost a year, have you lost your memory?
 
2013-01-28 03:31:36 PM

jst3p: PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.

I don't see what the big deal is. Even if she were to find this page and read it she would probably forget all about it in the morning.


Cmon man, wtf. She has MS, not ADD. Besides, she probably sold the journals as a book by now and she can watch the film version on Netflix whenever she needs a reminder.
 
2013-01-28 03:34:08 PM

jst3p: PsiChick: Well, yes, when someone is ill it's generally considered a normal human reaction to say 'wow, that sucks, hope she gets better' or make some other helpful, supportive comment. Or even one that isn't farking commenting on whether or not you'd bang her.

You have been here for almost a year, have you lost your memory?


She is just the vessel. You might be speaking to the spirit of a different retard each time.
 
2013-01-28 03:37:43 PM

James F. Campbell: Call me back when you've reversed those two.


It's called Asia, or as fark likes to call it, freakydeaky sex land.
 
2013-01-28 03:38:21 PM

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


Not true. When I heard of her plight, I tore my hair and put on sackcloth; my lamentations could be heard all the way in Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots.
 
2013-01-28 03:40:52 PM

socoloco: I was married to a woman that was mentally 16 years old in a 30 year old body. A little princess she was.

\ Nothing new here.


Dude, you married my sister? You poor, unfortunate, and very brave soul. I should buy you a drink... or more appropriately, a case of Scotch. I'd want to forget that biatch too.
 
2013-01-28 03:41:31 PM
Aside from the MS, I'd love to have the last 17 years nuked from my memory. Nothing really happened anyway and I'd be 25 again.

/Yeah, I know, that's farking sad.
 
2013-01-28 03:42:12 PM
serial_crusher: "looks a little old for 30."

perhaps this is the second time this has happened?
 
2013-01-28 03:44:21 PM
i3.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-28 03:44:48 PM
Well that sucks...But that article was a friggin chore to read.
 
2013-01-28 03:47:02 PM

PsiChick: Well, yes, when someone is ill it's generally considered a normal human reaction to say 'wow, that sucks, hope she gets better' or make some other helpful, supportive comment. Or even one that  isn't farking commenting on whether or not you'd bang her.


IRL, sure.  This is fark.  And she's attractive.  Put two and two together and you get:  we'd hit it.

/really like the winter picture - you could put that on a movie poster.
 
2013-01-28 03:47:19 PM

Lsherm: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 606x909]

How did you do that?  What filled in the background image behind her?


With all the trees in that picture, it was easy to make a background image.
 
2013-01-28 03:47:32 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: JustGetItRight: Fluid: It's often like that in cases of dementia. The oldest memories are the last to go.

Amazing how differently it impacts people. My father in law is exactly the opposite. He can't remember yesterday. He sometimes doesn't remember how many kids he has, and he doesn't know my daughter is his grandchild - but he can describe in detail many of his flights as an air force pilot in the early 1960s.

But what you just described isn't the exact opposite of "the oldest memories are the last to go."


Yeah. I am apparently developing dementia myself because I totally misread read the post to which I replied.
 
2013-01-28 03:47:44 PM

Lsherm: PsiChick: Well, yes, when someone is ill it's generally considered a normal human reaction to say 'wow, that sucks, hope she gets better' or make some other helpful, supportive comment. Or even one that  isn't farking commenting on whether or not you'd bang her.

IRL, sure.  This is fark.  And she's attractive.  Put two and two together and you get:  we'd hit it.

/really like the winter picture - you could put that on a movie poster.


The best thing is: you could keep hitting it... cuz she ain't gonna remember!
 
2013-01-28 03:48:52 PM

WhippingBoy: Lsherm: PsiChick: Well, yes, when someone is ill it's generally considered a normal human reaction to say 'wow, that sucks, hope she gets better' or make some other helpful, supportive comment. Or even one that  isn't farking commenting on whether or not you'd bang her.

IRL, sure.  This is fark.  And she's attractive.  Put two and two together and you get:  we'd hit it.

/really like the winter picture - you could put that on a movie poster.

The best thing is: you could keep hitting it... cuz she ain't gonna remember!


And the typo in this ^^ doesn't help the appearance of my current mental status.
 
2013-01-28 03:48:55 PM

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


I'd hit that axe wound so hard you'd think a chainsaw did it

/amidoingitrite?
 
2013-01-28 03:54:07 PM

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


You've had your panties in a bunch for a couple weeks now, haven't you?

This is Fark.com, sweetie. As someone with significant neurological difficulties (including memory problems) myself, I do empathize with the lady--more than you know or can imagine, so it's my turn to tell you to sit down and shut the fark up before you hurt yourself, because you're starting to piss me off. She's also allowing the reporter and photographer to create an image of her that is less-than-flattering--in fact, it's downright embarrassing. If it were me, I'd be pissed as hell at the reporter and demand the photographer's head on a platter because, holy shiat on a stick, Seanbaby couldn't find better examples of farkwittery. Your white knighting isn't necessary nor, on behalf of those of us with significant neurological deficits, is it wanted. Go sit in a corner until you grow a sense of humor or get over whatever it is that's had your g-string in a wad these past couple of weeks.
 
2013-01-28 03:55:01 PM

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


Can we at least make fun of the crap photography in the article? Is that ok with your royal farkness?
 
2013-01-28 03:59:18 PM
I'd hit it AND I feel sorry for her.

Happy??
 
2013-01-28 03:59:39 PM
their funny, intriguing, oh-my-gosh moments.

So apparently she hasn't re-learned contractions yet.
 
2013-01-28 04:02:54 PM

lordjupiter: I'd hit it AND I feel sorry for her.

Happy??


I'd feel sorry for her after I hit it. I may have tiny junk but at least it would be over quickly!
 
2013-01-28 04:11:27 PM

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


Sweetie, this is the land of Fark. Where men will tap anything that is anything above a rating of 3(if 10 is the highest) & the land of double standards.
 
2013-01-28 04:21:06 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Well that sucks...But that article was a friggin chore to read.



Dont you wish you could just forget it?!
 
2013-01-28 04:43:03 PM

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


PSIChick... She is a hot female with no memory. She won't hold a grudge, she can't remember what you did to piss her off. The perfect woman.

Now step off.....
 
2013-01-28 04:51:49 PM
img844.imageshack.us

Quick and dirty, but Rudemix inspired me
 
2013-01-28 04:52:07 PM

plewis: Aside from the MS, I'd love to have the last 17 years nuked from my memory. Nothing really happened anyway and I'd be 25 again.

/Yeah, I know, that's farking sad.


It gets worse, actually.

/the future
//let me show you it
 
2013-01-28 05:01:57 PM

The One True TheDavid: gameshowhost:

WTF, I'm looking for the opposite.

Careful, somebody might accuse you of being a pedophile.

I'd be happy with a 23 year old with the mind of a 40 year old, myself. But then I'm weird.


*ahem* ephebophile
 
2013-01-28 05:05:33 PM

gameshowhost: WTF, I'm looking for the opposite.


Came here to say this; at least I'm not sitting alone over there.
 
2013-01-28 05:15:32 PM

mbillips: No one has proposed the mind of a 30-year-old in the body of a 13-year-old yet?

i285.photobucket.com

Hai guize?!

 
2013-01-28 05:20:25 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.


Who would have thought that possible with a name like Shwanda?
 
2013-01-28 05:21:09 PM
WHITE WALKERS!!!!
 
2013-01-28 05:34:37 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.


Challenge almost accepted. Google Image Search has some...odd results for "white person".
 
2013-01-28 05:44:39 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-28 05:46:11 PM
Is she good-looking?

/DRTFA
 
2013-01-28 05:48:47 PM
sharetv.org

"Shawnda had to put together a new persona, based on what she could learn of her previous self and how she felt about her new identity. In the past she'd been a party girl who could talk like a sailor; now she was a devoted mother and more ardent Christian."

/don't know who remembers this show, but...
 
2013-01-28 06:22:00 PM

PsiChick: ...Next time we have a sexual-harassment thread where everyone on Fark claims 'It's just a compliment!', I'mma link them back to this thread and ask them: Imagine you lost all your memories, and a bunch of strangers found out.

Then imagine reading this shiat.

/Jesus H. Fark, you asshats, this woman just went through hell, and all you can comment on is whether or not you'd 'hit it'. It's like you don't even think she's human.


You used to be fun. What happened? Did you have a recent breakup? You should go out, get drunk, and get laid.
 
2013-01-28 06:44:24 PM
Would be better the other way around(well maybe not all the way down to 13)
 
2013-01-28 06:46:26 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: bloatboy: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.

Oh no?

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x458]

I stand corrected in my orthopedic shoes.


I know what you mean though. And, I just thought of this one too...
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-01-28 07:01:13 PM

Aigoo: You've had your panties in a bunch for a couple weeks now, haven't you?

This is Fark.com, sweetie. As someone with significant neurological difficulties (including memory problems) myself, I do empathize with the lady--more than you know or can imagine, so it's my turn to tell you to sit down and shut the fark up before you hurt yourself, because you're starting to piss me off. She's also allowing the reporter and photographer to create an image of her that is less-than-flattering--in fact, it's downright embarrassing. If it were me, I'd be pissed as hell at the reporter and demand the photographer's head on a platter because, holy shiat on a stick, Seanbaby couldn't find better examples of farkwittery. Your white knighting isn't necessary nor, on behalf of those of us with significant neurological deficits, is it wanted. Go sit in a corner until you grow a sense of humor or get over whatever it is that's had your g-string in a wad these past couple of weeks.


OgreMagi: You used to be fun. What happened? Did you have a recent breakup? You should go out, get drunk, and get laid.


This is a thread full of people saying 'hurr durr pedobear pedobear forgetting forgetting' ad nauseum. It's not  funny. I'm more than willing to ignore non-PC stuff if there's any actual humor involved, but there isn't. A middle-schooler could do better.

And Aigoo, I'm not white-knighting. I just think that if Fark can't be funny, then just give up trying and be interesting and polite instead, because that's the other type of thread we get on Fark, and they're awesome. Your average Farker probably ends up better-educated than someone with a bachelor's.
 
2013-01-28 07:31:52 PM

Lsherm: PsiChick:

Well, yes, when someone is ill it's generally considered a normal human reaction to say 'wow, that sucks, hope she gets better' or make some other helpful, supportive comment. Or even one that  isn't farking commenting on whether or not you'd bang her.

IRL, sure.  This is fark.  And she's attractive.


Yes and no. She's too damn pale for me. Of course YMMV: somebody somewhere might even find me handsome.
 
2013-01-28 07:40:55 PM

jst3p: lordjupiter:

I'd hit it AND I feel sorry for her.

Happy??

I'd feel sorry for her after I hit it. I may have tiny junk but at least it would be over quickly!


Mon sembable, mon frere!
 
2013-01-28 07:47:57 PM
Theburner:


PSIChick... She is a hot female with no memory. She won't hold a grudge, she can't remember what you did to piss her off.


Actually, no. She can remember what happened after she woke up to find she'd forgotten 17 years of her life, and she apparently remembers what happened when she was a little girl. It's just her hosebeast years, from 13 to 30, that she can't remember.

I'd rather forget that time in my life too. It'd be better to go back and try a do-over, but to be able to go through a day without cringing at stupid crazy shiat I did -- sometimes with dozens of people watching -- would be good enough.
 
2013-01-28 07:48:19 PM

Hilarity_N_Sues: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 493x600]

Agrees, fella.


Dammit, beaten to the punch.

/limes
//too many.
 
2013-01-28 07:50:35 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: serial_crusher: She looks okay in the one where she's sitting on the toilet

I still don't understand what that picture is trying to convey.She's forgotten that you're supposed to pull your pants down before you take a seat on the shiatter? She can't remember to close doors? She took a wicked dump and her kid passed out from the stench? The photographer is a pervy creep that likes taking toilet shots?

I can't even figure out the geometry of that shot. How the hell is that house arranged? The placement of the toilet doesn't make any sense in relation to the bed. Is this Virginia, or R'lyeh?


Rob Liefeld's house
 
2013-01-28 07:51:11 PM

gameshowhost: The One True TheDavid: gameshowhost:

WTF, I'm looking for the opposite.

Careful, somebody might accuse you of being a pedophile.

I'd be happy with a 23 year old with the mind of a 40 year old, myself. But then I'm weird.

*ahem* ephebophile


Yes, but this is Fark. Where if she's 17 years and 364 days old you're a DANGEROUS PREDATOR!!
 
TWX
2013-01-28 07:54:05 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I've seen this movie


And let me tell you, WORST BLIND DOUBLE DATE EXPERIENCE EVAR!

/as opposed to double-blind date experience
//would that be one or both parties don't know they're on a date?
///or would that be blind people on a date?
////and why the hell would they go see a movie!?
 
2013-01-28 07:55:15 PM

DiffMavis:

Google Image Search has some...odd results for "white person".

static.fjcdn.com
 
2013-01-28 08:27:01 PM

PsiChick: And Aigoo, I'm not white-knighting. I just think that if Fark can't be funny, then just give up trying and be interesting and polite instead, because that's the other type of thread we get on Fark, and they're awesome. Your average Farker probably ends up better-educated than someone with a bachelor's.


Tend to agree. It's not all that funny, it's boring, it's very predictable, and it's very unintelligent. Except for spentmiles...

spentmiles: When Shanananana woke up in her beautiful one-story rancher overlooking the quaint village carved into the periodic mountains, she saw dried drool on her chest. In the corner, she saw what had to be her shoes, though they were all chewed up, the leather torn. And her vagina smelled oddly of peanut butter. Out the window, she watched a Great Dane hunker and heave until the shiat then length of The Club steering lock she'd put on her car after she started faking memory loss to have more sex with the dog.


That shiat is funny as fark all. And the reason his posts are illuminated in an electric blue hue that draws your attention so.
 
2013-01-28 08:48:23 PM

rikkitikkitavi: PsiChick: And Aigoo, I'm not white-knighting. I just think that if Fark can't be funny, then just give up trying and be interesting and polite instead, because that's the other type of thread we get on Fark, and they're awesome. Your average Farker probably ends up better-educated than someone with a bachelor's.

Tend to agree. It's not all that funny, it's boring, it's very predictable, and it's very unintelligent. Except for spentmiles...

spentmiles: When Shanananana woke up in her beautiful one-story rancher overlooking the quaint village carved into the periodic mountains, she saw dried drool on her chest. In the corner, she saw what had to be her shoes, though they were all chewed up, the leather torn. And her vagina smelled oddly of peanut butter. Out the window, she watched a Great Dane hunker and heave until the shiat then length of The Club steering lock she'd put on her car after she started faking memory loss to have more sex with the dog.

That shiat is funny as fark all. And the reason his posts are illuminated in an electric blue hue that draws your attention so.


I haven't favorited him for the reason that I like to see his posts surprise me as I scroll through threads. I like to read them. They fill me with joy. The Boobies I felt I thought I was going to die. I said to the Red Bull I must have them, all of them, all there are. For nothing makes me happy but their shining and their grace. It is like that morning in the woods and I am truly young, in spite of myself.
 
2013-01-28 08:58:40 PM

rikkitikkitavi: Tend to agree. It's not all that funny, it's boring, it's very predictable, and it's very unintelligent.


So why are you even here???
 
2013-01-28 09:25:35 PM

WhippingBoy: rikkitikkitavi: Tend to agree. It's not all that funny, it's boring, it's very predictable, and it's very unintelligent.

So why are you even here???


are you seriously asking me, or being ironic?
 
2013-01-28 10:22:09 PM

rikkitikkitavi: PsiChick: And Aigoo, I'm not white-knighting. I just think that if Fark can't be funny, then just give up trying and be interesting and polite instead, because that's the other type of thread we get on Fark, and they're awesome. Your average Farker probably ends up better-educated than someone with a bachelor's.

Tend to agree. It's not all that funny, it's boring, it's very predictable, and it's very unintelligent. Except for spentmiles...

spentmiles: When Shanananana woke up in her beautiful one-story rancher overlooking the quaint village carved into the periodic mountains, she saw dried drool on her chest. In the corner, she saw what had to be her shoes, though they were all chewed up, the leather torn. And her vagina smelled oddly of peanut butter. Out the window, she watched a Great Dane hunker and heave until the shiat then length of The Club steering lock she'd put on her car after she started faking memory loss to have more sex with the dog.

That shiat is funny as fark all. And the reason his posts are illuminated in an electric blue hue that draws your attention so.


Hmm. Haven't fav'd him yet, but he may need a Farky soon...
 
2013-01-29 12:34:23 AM

bloatboy: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.

Oh no?

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x458]


Holy crap. I was going to post something else, but you win.
 
2013-01-29 11:46:20 AM
Oh, wait, no, it was ambrosia.
 
2013-01-29 12:01:18 PM

PsiChick: This is a thread full of people saying 'hurr durr pedobear pedobear forgetting forgetting' ad nauseum.


amnesiacs all, probably
 
2013-01-29 01:46:59 PM

blottoman: Sorry Kell

late to the game .

how 'bout..

[rockcellarmagazine.com image 274x220]

I said Squeal like a pig!!
/Edgar-Johnny-Winter-kids


No worries. Hate it when that happens... I was surprised at how few pics of those guys there are floating about.
 
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