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(Washington Post)   Amnesia gives woman the body of a 30-year-old and the mind of a 13-year-old   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 206
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2013-01-28 10:49:20 AM
And this is different from the average 30 yo woman in what way?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-28 10:50:08 AM
Amnesiac blonde trifecta in play.
 
2013-01-28 10:55:10 AM
pjmedia.com
 
2013-01-28 10:55:23 AM
WTF, I'm looking for the opposite.
 
2013-01-28 10:58:49 AM
I've seen this movie
 
2013-01-28 11:00:38 AM
www.washingtonpost.com
looks a little old for 30.
She looks okay in the one where she's sitting on the toilet though, not that I'm into that sort of thing...
 
2013-01-28 11:20:41 AM

serial_crusher: [www.washingtonpost.com image 850x566]
looks a little old for 30.
She looks okay in the one where she's sitting on the toilet though, not that I'm into that sort of thing...


She's 38.  I'd hit it and let her forget about it.  This story has led me to the intriguing thought about a woman who can't remember all the times you've disappointed her. Possible ideal scenario playing out...
 
2013-01-28 11:26:15 AM

Lsherm: She's 38. I'd hit it and let her forget about it. This story has led me to the intriguing thought about a woman who can't remember all the times you've disappointed her. Possible ideal scenario playing out...


1)Buy fake diary and put it under her pillow.
2)Write in the past tense about all the things you want to do and how much she liked it
3) profit
 
2013-01-28 11:31:30 AM
I'd have a seat over there, but I forgot where it is now.
 
2013-01-28 11:32:19 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Lsherm: She's 38. I'd hit it and let her forget about it. This story has led me to the intriguing thought about a woman who can't remember all the times you've disappointed her. Possible ideal scenario playing out...

1)Buy fake diary and put it under her pillow.
2)Write in the past tense about all the things you want to do and how much she liked it
3) profit


Brilliantly devious.
 
2013-01-28 11:59:31 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I've seen this movie


Indeed. And Jennifer Garner was kind of annoying in it:

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2013-01-28 12:03:32 PM

whistleridge: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I've seen this movie

Indeed. And Jennifer Garner was kind of annoying in it:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 780x439]


More attractive than Tom Hanks though.
 
2013-01-28 12:08:02 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I've seen this movie


Now all I can think about is her p*ssy looking like Bill Murray's mouth. Thanks a lot.
 
2013-01-28 12:08:26 PM
Well, I see the Jen Garner angle has been covered. And she was supposed to be annoying. The character had the intelligence and emotional maturity of a 13 year old girl.
 
2013-01-28 12:09:36 PM
www.washingtonpost.com
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.
 
2013-01-28 12:09:52 PM
gameshowhost:

WTF, I'm looking for the opposite.

Careful, somebody might accuse you of being a pedophile.

I'd be happy with a 23 year old with the mind of a 40 year old, myself. But then I'm weird.
 
2013-01-28 12:10:33 PM

wambu: And this is different from the average 30 yo woman in what way?


Rhetorical question. I have nothing to add.
 
2013-01-28 12:11:24 PM
Ah, she's faking it.
 
2013-01-28 12:11:56 PM
So, with the mind of a 13 year old, is she able to consent?
 
2013-01-28 12:12:07 PM
It's often like that in cases of dementia. The oldest memories are the last to go.
 
2013-01-28 12:12:24 PM
Waitaminnit! The reason we have age of consent laws is because young children aren't mentally capable of making an informed decision regarding sex. If this woman now has the mentality of a 13 year old, this would mean her mental capacity is ALSO that of a 13 year old. Why isn't her husband being arrested for pedophelia?


/I'd hit it
//and feel guilty about it.
///for a while
/V a short while
V SLASHIES GONE WILD!!!
 
2013-01-28 12:13:21 PM
ITGreen:

Ah, she's faking it.

I never knew one that didn't. Well, okay one: the spasming and pussy-farting gave it away.
 
2013-01-28 12:13:22 PM

serial_crusher: More attractive than Tom Hanks though.


She aint the hottest Jennifer out there
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But she kept Alias on the air for 5 season, and aint nobody tuning in for the plot
 
2013-01-28 12:14:19 PM
When not even the double- or tactical-facepalm are strong enough, there's the two-hands-to-the-temples.
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-28 12:14:34 PM

kendelrio: /I'd hit it
//and feel guilty about it.
///for a while
/V a short while
V SLASHIES GONE WILD!!!


Roman slashies, no less.
 
2013-01-28 12:14:46 PM

whistleridge: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I've seen this movieIndeed. And Jennifer Garner was kind of annoying in it:


"The Goods" was the first thing that came to my mind.....
 
2013-01-28 12:14:54 PM

gameshowhost: WTF, I'm looking for the opposite.


Came in here for something like this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-01-28 12:15:13 PM
fc00.deviantart.net
 
2013-01-28 12:15:28 PM
Stories like these make me grateful I'm in relatively good health overall.

/She's married, has a kid, so I'm holding on snarky comments, etc.
 
2013-01-28 12:16:39 PM
Instant boner
 
2013-01-28 12:18:09 PM
Shawnda and Shaylin? They forgot the apostrophes and prefixes!
 
2013-01-28 12:18:20 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.


Oh no?

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-28 12:18:26 PM
Call me back when you've reversed those two.
 
2013-01-28 12:18:51 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: serial_crusher: More attractive than Tom Hanks though.

She aint the hottest Jennifer out there


But she kept Alias on the air for 5 season, and aint nobody tuning in for the plot


Indeed. Alias (and the last season of Lost) gives me trepidation about JJ Abrams directing Star Wars VII. He can run a tight plot line for a little while, then things just get messy and weird.
 
2013-01-28 12:19:00 PM
If I lived all my life in Strasburg, I'd consider amnesia a benefit.
 
2013-01-28 12:19:32 PM
Inb4 sexual abuse fantas---nvm
 
2013-01-28 12:19:52 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.


t1.gstatic.com

/Challenge accepted
 
2013-01-28 12:20:00 PM
30 year olds are already granma material.
 
2013-01-28 12:21:23 PM

bloatboy: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.

Oh no?

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x458]


heh... that took a while, it was like waiting for the sailboat
 
2013-01-28 12:21:36 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.



Anyone else get a Game of Thrones White Walker vibe off this picture?

miss diminutive: Brilliantly devious.


Thank you....
 
2013-01-28 12:22:12 PM

bloatboy: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.

Oh no?

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x458]


when_you_see_it_you'll_shiat_bricks.jpg
 
2013-01-28 12:23:55 PM

bloatboy: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.

Oh no?

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x458]


I stand corrected in my orthopedic shoes.
 
2013-01-28 12:24:29 PM
Adult with the mind of a 13 year old? So she's a man now?
 
2013-01-28 12:24:52 PM
Brain too young.
Now me, I likes me experienced wimmens. If I were to ever blow myself up for a cause, I wouldn't want no crapload of virgins. Nosirree bob, I wants me a no-holes-barred, eternally 30-something in body and decadent beyond belief in mind, red-hot completely whorish trollope for eternity. Preferably redhead, but heck, I'm flexible.
 
2013-01-28 12:25:33 PM
Multiple sclerosis blows. My wife has cognitive issues from her MS sometimes but nothing like this, thank God. I can't imagine having to teach her how to live again, or how to use cellphones and the Internet.
 
2013-01-28 12:26:06 PM
(Photographs by Joseph Victor Stefanchik for The Washington Post)

Hi, my name's Joe Stefanchik, and I'm obsessed with the Dutch angle.

/Seriously, dude, buy a level and goddamned tripod.
 
2013-01-28 12:26:42 PM

The One True TheDavid: So, with the mind of a 13 year old, is she able to consent?


She didn't have the mind of a 13-year-old, i.e. maturity, she lost 17 years of memory and didn't remember anything past the age of 13.
 
2013-01-28 12:27:14 PM
Ex wife had body of a 50 year-old and the brain of a 3 year old.
 
2013-01-28 12:28:29 PM

Lsherm: serial_crusher: [www.washingtonpost.com image 850x566]
looks a little old for 30.
She looks okay in the one where she's sitting on the toilet though, not that I'm into that sort of thing...

She's 38. I'd hit it and let her forget about it.


I'd give her multiples

/...clerosis.
 
2013-01-28 12:29:43 PM
Another definition of blonde ?
 
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