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(The Sun)   18 year old loses her memory and.....18 year old loses her memory and.....18 year old loses her memory and.....18 year old loses her memory and.....,   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 58
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2013-01-28 06:29:42 AM  
Since she's 18, I can say this...WANT
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-28 09:43:28 AM  
Just tap her on the head when you leave in the morning and you're home free. She won't even understand why she's getting fat.

(I'd be more respectful if this weren't in the Sun.)
 
2013-01-28 09:52:41 AM  

ZAZ: Just tap her on the head when you leave in the morning and you're home free. She won't even understand why she's getting fat.

(I'd be more respectful if this weren't in the Sun.)


Would you really, though?
 
2013-01-28 09:52:51 AM  
I blacked out a few times when I was 18.

/never woke up with a sharpie penis drawn on my face.
 
2013-01-28 09:53:43 AM  
Tap her then tap her.

(Doubletap)
 
2013-01-28 09:56:09 AM  
Typical slut excuse. Next she'll be saying it was a virgin birth.

/trolling
 
2013-01-28 09:56:38 AM  
she sure remembers to eat though.
 
2013-01-28 09:57:57 AM  
progresscityusa.com

success
 
2013-01-28 09:58:10 AM  
Meh. I'd jog her memory, if you know what I mean.
 
2013-01-28 09:58:10 AM  
Smoking the reefer?

/Can't be obscure
//DNRTFA
 
2013-01-28 09:58:48 AM  
Eh. A form of seizure disorder that sounds like a biatch to control. Been there and done that.

Shame. She's British cute.
 
2013-01-28 10:01:30 AM  
Patrick Stewart is her dad?
 
gja
2013-01-28 10:02:27 AM  
"But sweetie, you LOVED doing this for me. In fact, you always insisted on it at least 4 times a day"

/i keed, she is way too young for me
//i am sure there are plenty of fellow Farkers nearer to her age that would go this route given the chance
 
2013-01-28 10:04:50 AM  
Girls I've had sex with often develop this syndrome.
 
2013-01-28 10:08:47 AM  
Wait, so that Adam Sandler movie is actually real?
 
2013-01-28 10:10:05 AM  
braedan

I blacked out a few times when I was 18.

/never woke up with a sharpie penis drawn on my face.


How about the real thing?
 
2013-01-28 10:10:07 AM  
Am I the only one who thinks her dad looks like Patrick Steward?
 
2013-01-28 10:12:27 AM  
Fark Protocol #879: Just because she's not obese or physically retarded means she's totally tappable.

/this goes beyond pointy knees, people
//sausage fingers
///want sausage now
 
2013-01-28 10:14:08 AM  

NoSugarAdded: Am I the only one who thinks her dad looks like Patrick Steward?


Yes, you are the only one.
 
2013-01-28 10:14:14 AM  
I would have sex with her 50 times.
 
2013-01-28 10:18:21 AM  
"Student rebuilds he life"
She thinks she is a man now?
 
2013-01-28 10:20:58 AM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-28 10:27:41 AM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-28 10:28:53 AM  
She's cuter than British cute. Quite do-able.

/Tap. Tap.
 
2013-01-28 10:31:01 AM  
Though she never, ever forgot where the McDonald's was located.
 
2013-01-28 10:31:09 AM  

kvinesknows: I would have sex with her 50 times.


I doubt it. You'd be like,

prairiefirenews.com
 
2013-01-28 10:31:55 AM  
Meh, I'd go for the sister too.
 
2013-01-28 10:41:08 AM  
No hon really, you totally liked anal before, honest.
 
2013-01-28 10:48:24 AM  
She's got quite the case of thunder thighs.
 
2013-01-28 10:48:41 AM  
it's like 50 first dates. Yes, shameful that I've seen it. Reasons why the chick who made me watch it is now an ex.
 
2013-01-28 10:49:48 AM  
Are there no hair stylist in England? I mean seriously. Looks so drab like the humidity is 100% all the time.

Also, do something about the teeth, and get some sun, looks like you are all trying to be in the next Twilight film. And better fashion also.
 
2013-01-28 10:52:38 AM  

braedan: I blacked out a few times when I was 18.

/never woke up with a sharpie penis drawn on my face.


But, did you ever wake up with a real penis on your face?

Um, yeah.... Me neither.
 
2013-01-28 11:27:54 AM  
She must of forgot how to exercise those chubby legs.
 
2013-01-28 11:28:42 AM  
I'd give her something to try and forget for the next 16 years
 
2013-01-28 11:32:50 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i50.tinypic.com image 620x815]


I actually knew a woman that had that shape. She had to shop the petite section for her shirts and the plus section for her pants.
 
2013-01-28 11:46:09 AM  
She obviously remembered where the refrigerator was.

www.bogley.com
 
2013-01-28 12:08:24 PM  
FatherChaos: She obviously remembered where the refrigerator was.

She's a female, which gives her a genetic predisposition to locate the kitchen.
 
2013-01-28 12:20:00 PM  
She has mouths on her knees!
 
2013-01-28 12:45:47 PM  
Why are her knees pointing inward?
 
2013-01-28 01:03:47 PM  
She only lost her memory once, brokenrecordmitter.
 
2013-01-28 01:05:16 PM  

Gilligann: Why are her knees pointing inward?


Because she has a big, round, juicy ass. And thick, creamy thighs. Mmmmmm. I would teach her the strangest things. Of course, she'd just forget 'em. THat's no good.
 
2013-01-28 01:19:20 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i50.tinypic.com image 620x815]


Photoshop does wonders!
 
2013-01-28 01:35:16 PM  
"18 year old loses her memory and..."

... how is she different from any other teenager?
 
2013-01-28 02:04:13 PM  
Snake skin bra.

Cute
 
2013-01-28 02:18:31 PM  

Anal Tobacco Furnace: "Student rebuilds he life"
She thinks she is a man now?


Her brain made a few mistakes when filling in her lost memories.
 
2013-01-28 02:21:02 PM  
mikemoto:

Since she's 18, I can say this...WANT

I dunno, she's kinda chubby to have such small boobs. And her knees are funny.

Which of course says nothing about her intrinsic human worth, and if she's nice to me I might still put out. I can even help her learn some very important new facts of life.
 
2013-01-28 02:24:44 PM  
Glancing Blow:

Girls I've had sex with often develop this syndrome.

Total amnesia's a bit extreme: forgetting all about you (and me) would be enough.

Another reason I should learn hypnosis: to get them to do it then to help them forget I ever existed. (And no photos: that would be cruel.)
 
2013-01-28 02:28:13 PM  
Deep Contact:

She must of forgot how to exercise those chubby legs.

The legs ain't bad, except for the weird knees. The only thing wrong with her is her boobs could be a tad bigger. But caulk guns are cheap so...

The counterpart is middle-aged men who get big bellies while the rest of us remains scrawny. I could have swallowed a medicine ball.
 
2013-01-28 02:56:15 PM  
Am I the only one who noticed this: "Taylor was not brain-damaged and could still read and talk but had forgotten the words for many objects, foods, animals and places, going to Google to relearn them."?


She had no memories but could still use a computer?
 
2013-01-28 03:14:20 PM  
Pretty Taylor...middle name Big.
 
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