MaudlinMutantMollusk: Suspected maggots?/they refused to talk, or what?
TV's Vinnie: The only thing worse than finding a maggot in your food is HALF of one in your food.
SpdrJay: *tosses down another fig Newton *Only 5 insect heads!
AverageAmericanGuy: TV's Vinnie: The only thing worse than finding a maggot in your food is HALF of one in your food.What do you mean? The chef cut one in half while making your chocolate-covered strawberries? Do they even cut the strawberries? I thought they were dipped whole.
reddfrogg: Must be part of the Whizzio Quality Assortment. Where is the Crunchy Frog?
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Suspected maggots?
reddfrogg: Where is the Crunchy Frog?
DeathCipris: Chips? At a KFC?
Sofa King Smart: reddfrogg: Must be part of the Whizzio Quality Assortment. Where is the Crunchy Frog?lark's vomit?
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