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(Stuff.co.nz)   "A razor blade in a croissant, a metal spring in a tub of yoghurt and suspected maggots in chocolate-coated strawberries were just some of the nasties found in our food in the second half of last year"   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 37
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2013-01-28 12:07:24 AM
What surprise food may look like:

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-28 12:18:11 AM
The only thing worse than a spring in my yogurt is an h.
 
2013-01-28 12:22:09 AM
Suspected maggots?

/they refused to talk, or what?
 
2013-01-28 12:29:43 AM
So, your basic allowable filth?
 
2013-01-28 03:26:03 AM
Why is this news? Everything can get maggots in, even you. This shiat happens in real life. Food is not magic.
 
2013-01-28 03:38:07 AM
I swear. I can explain it.
 
2013-01-28 03:39:08 AM
Must be part of the Whizzio Quality Assortment. Where is the Crunchy Frog?
 
2013-01-28 03:41:09 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Suspected maggots?

/they refused to talk, or what?


I wanna know what they were suspected of.

/Apparently "wanna" is spelled correctly.
 
2013-01-28 03:45:32 AM
cdn.gunaxin.com
 
2013-01-28 03:53:24 AM
Praline: What's this one, 'spring surprise'?

Milton: Ah - now, that's our speciality - covered with darkest creamy chocolate. When you pop it in your mouth steel bolts spring out and plunge straight through-both cheeks.


The entire sketch
 
2013-01-28 03:55:36 AM
But, it was in New Zealand

/so that's OK, then
 
2013-01-28 03:55:56 AM
"The bakery used razor blades to score their baguettes, and one of the razors had fallen into the croissants."

Goooooooool!
 
2013-01-28 04:00:39 AM
The only thing worse than finding a maggot in your food is HALF of one in your food.
 
2013-01-28 04:01:33 AM
None of this seems as bad as what the North Koreans find in their food apparently.
 
2013-01-28 04:02:57 AM

TV's Vinnie: The only thing worse than finding a maggot in your food is HALF of one in your food.


What do you mean? The chef cut one in half while making your chocolate-covered strawberries? Do they even cut the strawberries? I thought they were dipped whole.
 
2013-01-28 04:07:46 AM
Great. Now I'm hungry.
 
2013-01-28 04:33:47 AM
*tosses down another fig Newton *

Only 5 insect heads!
 
2013-01-28 04:36:56 AM

SpdrJay: *tosses down another fig Newton *

Only 5 insect heads!


and you should thank them for keeping that within "accepted limits" as established by the wonderful FDA.
 
2013-01-28 04:42:40 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: TV's Vinnie: The only thing worse than finding a maggot in your food is HALF of one in your food.

What do you mean? The chef cut one in half while making your chocolate-covered strawberries? Do they even cut the strawberries? I thought they were dipped whole.


Think about it for a while, Brainiac. It'll come to you.
 
2013-01-28 05:01:02 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Suspected maggots?

/they refused to talk, or what?


Win!
 
2013-01-28 05:03:39 AM

reddfrogg: Must be part of the Whizzio Quality Assortment. Where is the Crunchy Frog?


NSFW Link


/Delicious
 
2013-01-28 05:14:30 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Suspected maggots?


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-28 05:26:00 AM
Sick tag getting a workout tonight I see.

/carrion
 
2013-01-28 05:30:37 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Suspected maggots?

/they refused to talk, or what?


Cop: "Look...we got witnesses."

Maggot: "F*ck you, copper! I want my f*ckin' lawyer!"
 
2013-01-28 06:02:47 AM
animal crackers in my soup
some of them pee and some of them poop
 
2013-01-28 06:26:31 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-28 06:45:17 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Suspected maggots?

/they refused to talk, or what?


They drilled us all night. Somebody was pissed about those strawberries getting knocked off and the cops had nothing. They were hoping somebody would slip. Give them something to go on. They knew we wouldn't fight it because they knew how to lean on us. They'd been doing it forever. Our rights went right out the window. It was a violation. I mean disgraceful.
 
2013-01-28 07:15:49 AM
Got a cigarette butt in a block of fresh tofu once. It was completely grey, somehow.
 
2013-01-28 07:32:11 AM
You see, this is why the guvmint' needs to just get the hell out of everything and let the industries regulate themselves. Because they KNOW where all the dirt is. No?
 
2013-01-28 07:39:21 AM

TV's Vinnie: The only thing worse than finding a maggot in your food is HALF of one in your food.


Especially if it's still wiggling.

reddfrogg: Where is the Crunchy Frog?


I was about to ask that myself...
 
2013-01-28 08:24:33 AM

reddfrogg: Must be part of the Whizzio Quality Assortment. Where is the Crunchy Frog?


lark's vomit?
 
2013-01-28 08:43:39 AM
It's not a razor blade, it's an iron supplement
 
2013-01-28 09:25:52 AM
FTA: "Glass was also found in Healtheries children's rice treats, a metal screw in some KFC chips, and a cigarette butt in a bag of Wattie's frozen vegetables.

Last June, Fairfax Media reported on the unsavoury items discovered in the first half of the year - which included a cockroach among chips from a Tauranga KFC, swirling maggots in a cheese at Countdown in Crofton Downs, and glass shards found in hot drinks and a pie."

Chips? At a KFC? Wattie's? Healtheries? Hot drinks and a pie?
Good thing they are just making up food items.
 
2013-01-28 02:04:57 PM

DeathCipris: Chips? At a KFC?


That's Brit-speak (or, I suppose NZ-speak, in this case) for "french fries"... I'm guessing the other terms were brand names...
 
2013-01-28 11:25:14 PM

Sofa King Smart: reddfrogg: Must be part of the Whizzio Quality Assortment. Where is the Crunchy Frog?

lark's vomit?


It says that just below mono sodium glutamate
 
2013-01-29 07:30:16 AM
but was it Crescent Fresh? no
 
2013-01-30 01:08:10 PM
I was eating a steak at a Logan's Roadhouse and about half way through I found a nickel (5 cents) in it. I was like WTF? Of all the random things, why this? It looked like it was cooked along with the steak, our best guess is that the cook had some change in his pocket, and it fell on the grill or something.
 
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