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2013-01-27 09:27:53 PM
3 votes:

Sgygus: How much for a gum job?


Nothing.  You just tell her you already paid.

"Don't you remember, ma'am?"

"Ohhhh, yes...what a nice young man."
2013-01-27 06:05:05 PM
3 votes:
How much for a gum job?
2013-01-27 10:26:45 PM
2 votes:
Well, it is the oldest profession.
2013-01-28 03:18:03 AM
1 votes:
i1.kym-cdn.com
2013-01-28 12:01:44 AM
1 votes:

Amos Quito: Sounds like a sink operation.

I wonder, how many dry runs did the cops have to endure before gathering enough evidence to vile charges?


I see what you did there, even if nobody else did.
2013-01-27 11:48:45 PM
1 votes:
Of course without a picture, we can't know whether or not to be outraged.
2013-01-27 11:12:38 PM
1 votes:
Think of how flexible she is after you break her hips!
2013-01-27 11:05:39 PM
1 votes:

L.D. Ablo: I hear she's smokin' hot.


Well yeah... She keeps the heat set at 80 degrees.
2013-01-27 11:01:02 PM
1 votes:
Pick a wrinkle.
2013-01-27 10:55:03 PM
1 votes:
'Nuther old joke:
I once heard of a 71 year old man who was arrested and charged with rape.
The judge changed the charge to assault with a dead weapon.
2013-01-27 10:51:13 PM
1 votes:
The police raid a whorehouse and have all the working girls in line on the sidewalk out front.

An old lady walk up and asks the last girl in line what they're in line for.

The hooker says "we're waiting for free lollypops"

When the cop gets to the end of the line he asks the old lady "aren't you a little old for this?"

The old lady says "as long as they keep making 'em I'm gonna keep sucking 'em!"
2013-01-27 10:51:02 PM
1 votes:
There once was a whore called Lola
Who was nothing like cherry cola
To nail that old hag
You'd need quite a bag
I'd rather be struck with ebola.

/I'm not dumb but I can't understand.....
2013-01-27 10:41:09 PM
1 votes:

Old joke:


A man walks into a bar and can't help but notice a jar filled with what must be at least $1,000. He asks the bartender what this is for, and he replies "There is a challenge that we have at this bar, it's ten bucks to try, and whoever can complete the challenge gets what is in the jar. No one has completed the challenge yet."

The man asks what the challenge is, and the bartender tells him "First, you have to drink a bottle of the hottest hot sauce in the world. Then, you have to remove a sore tooth from a vicious pitbull, and lastly, you have to give a 90 year old woman an orgasm."

The man refuses to try, but after a few drinks changes his mind. With tears running down his face, he manages to drink the hot sauce. After that, he goes out into the back where the pit bull is. All that can be heard is the man moaning, and the dog making a strange crying sound. After two hours, the man staggers back in and says "Where is that 90 year old with the sore tooth?

2013-01-27 10:35:32 PM
1 votes:
Silver foxes with silver boxes or Golden Girls Gone Wild?
2013-01-27 10:34:09 PM
1 votes:
Am I missing something? 1 woman and 71 ... what? men?
2013-01-27 10:31:27 PM
1 votes:
my2wheels.com


....hey, Sophia Loren is 78, and you'd still hit it.

img2u.info
2013-01-27 09:28:50 PM
1 votes:
www.ilsul6ana.com
"You are already selling body for money. Why you must do this as old hag?!"
2013-01-27 09:21:58 PM
1 votes:
Sounds like a sink operation.

I wonder, how many dry runs did the cops have to endure before gathering enough evidence to vile charges?
2013-01-27 06:34:02 PM
1 votes:
Takes down name. It's for a friend, you weirdo.
 
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