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2013-01-27 06:05:05 PM
How much for a gum job?
 
2013-01-27 06:34:02 PM
Takes down name. It's for a friend, you weirdo.
 
2013-01-27 09:21:58 PM
Sounds like a sink operation.

I wonder, how many dry runs did the cops have to endure before gathering enough evidence to vile charges?
 
2013-01-27 09:27:53 PM

Sgygus: How much for a gum job?


Nothing.  You just tell her you already paid.

"Don't you remember, ma'am?"

"Ohhhh, yes...what a nice young man."
 
2013-01-27 09:28:50 PM
www.ilsul6ana.com
"You are already selling body for money. Why you must do this as old hag?!"
 
2013-01-27 09:42:31 PM

Amos Quito: enough evidence to vile charges?


Simple typo or Freudian slip?
 
2013-01-27 09:46:05 PM

fusillade762: Amos Quito: enough evidence to vile charges?

Simple typo or Freudian slip?


Neither.


/Vile is vile
 
2013-01-27 10:18:07 PM
 I hear she's smokin' hot.
 
2013-01-27 10:26:35 PM
I'm so glad there was no picture.
 
2013-01-27 10:26:45 PM
Well, it is the oldest profession.
 
2013-01-27 10:27:04 PM
Hey, Raquel Welch is 72 and I'd bang her.
/Admittedly, she's an exception...
 
2013-01-27 10:27:25 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?

/Obscure?
 
2013-01-27 10:27:44 PM

Sgygus: How much for a gum job?


www.thedailygreen.com
that's what I like
 
2013-01-27 10:27:47 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: Takes down name. It's for a friend, you weirdo.


Skwisgaar?
 
2013-01-27 10:28:13 PM
You know, a walker could make the whole experience pretty kinky... Now excuse me while I go throw up in my mouth a little...
 
2013-01-27 10:29:14 PM
You Dropped Your Coupons And You Were Looking Fine
Sophisticated, And So Mature
I Couldn't Really Care If You're 50 Or 74
Because I Want Ya, And I Need Ya
Hey Boomin' Granny You Could Be My Teacher
And I Could Be Your Pet, Bet
Listen Old Lady I'm Gonna Make Ya Sweat
I Know I'm Younger, And Your Much Older
You Look So nice On My Chevy Nova
I'm gonna Take Ya To The Low Ryder Show, And Flaunt Ya
I Gotta Tell Ya Lady I Said I Want Ya, Boomin' Granny
Because I Need You Boomin' Granny...
 
2013-01-27 10:30:35 PM
She musta been something before electricity.

//Thats cold.
 
2013-01-27 10:31:26 PM
So it's like buying day-old bread.....
.
And they both smell like yeast!
 
2013-01-27 10:31:27 PM
my2wheels.com


....hey, Sophia Loren is 78, and you'd still hit it.

img2u.info
 
2013-01-27 10:34:09 PM
Am I missing something? 1 woman and 71 ... what? men?
 
2013-01-27 10:35:32 PM
Silver foxes with silver boxes or Golden Girls Gone Wild?
 
2013-01-27 10:37:23 PM

reillan: Am I missing something? 1 woman and 71 ... what? men?


+1
 
2013-01-27 10:38:40 PM

litespeed74: Well, it is the oldest profession.


I thought that was pimping.
 
2013-01-27 10:41:09 PM

Old joke:


A man walks into a bar and can't help but notice a jar filled with what must be at least $1,000. He asks the bartender what this is for, and he replies "There is a challenge that we have at this bar, it's ten bucks to try, and whoever can complete the challenge gets what is in the jar. No one has completed the challenge yet."

The man asks what the challenge is, and the bartender tells him "First, you have to drink a bottle of the hottest hot sauce in the world. Then, you have to remove a sore tooth from a vicious pitbull, and lastly, you have to give a 90 year old woman an orgasm."

The man refuses to try, but after a few drinks changes his mind. With tears running down his face, he manages to drink the hot sauce. After that, he goes out into the back where the pit bull is. All that can be heard is the man moaning, and the dog making a strange crying sound. After two hours, the man staggers back in and says "Where is that 90 year old with the sore tooth?

 
2013-01-27 10:43:19 PM

reillan: Am I missing something? 1 woman and 71 ... what? men?


i.telegraph.co.uk
"NOBODY TOLD ME THE VIRGINS WOULD BE MALE! AHHHHH!"
 
2013-01-27 10:51:02 PM
There once was a whore called Lola
Who was nothing like cherry cola
To nail that old hag
You'd need quite a bag
I'd rather be struck with ebola.

/I'm not dumb but I can't understand.....
 
2013-01-27 10:51:13 PM
The police raid a whorehouse and have all the working girls in line on the sidewalk out front.

An old lady walk up and asks the last girl in line what they're in line for.

The hooker says "we're waiting for free lollypops"

When the cop gets to the end of the line he asks the old lady "aren't you a little old for this?"

The old lady says "as long as they keep making 'em I'm gonna keep sucking 'em!"
 
2013-01-27 10:55:03 PM
'Nuther old joke:
I once heard of a 71 year old man who was arrested and charged with rape.
The judge changed the charge to assault with a dead weapon.
 
2013-01-27 10:59:06 PM
Cars can be classics, why not hoo-has?

"She a beaut. Still purrs like a kitten."
 
2013-01-27 11:00:55 PM
Welcome to Obama's America.
Where is Dorothy Lange to define our age?
 
2013-01-27 11:01:02 PM
Pick a wrinkle.
 
2013-01-27 11:05:39 PM

L.D. Ablo: I hear she's smokin' hot.


Well yeah... She keeps the heat set at 80 degrees.
 
2013-01-27 11:12:38 PM
Think of how flexible she is after you break her hips!
 
2013-01-27 11:20:15 PM

LesserEvil: [my2wheels.com image 392x46]


....hey, Sophia Loren is 78, and you'd still hit it.

[img2u.info image 214x314]


Naw....out of my league. However, that salty 60ish homeless lady collecting cans by the dumpster? Whoo Hoo!!! For a slice of cold pizza and a hot shower, she is an all-nighter baby!

Seriously, I have given food and showers to old homeless ladies on the street, and no...don't go there. I feel horrible for them. They were so appreciative to just be clean for awhile. I feel guilty, as I did disinfect all rooms after, though.
 
2013-01-27 11:23:20 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
Would like to comment on this thread...
 
2013-01-27 11:45:17 PM
www.deadsource.com
 
2013-01-27 11:48:45 PM
Of course without a picture, we can't know whether or not to be outraged.
 
2013-01-28 12:01:38 AM

Ray_Peranus:


Came for Beerfest reference. Leaving happy.
 
2013-01-28 12:01:44 AM

Amos Quito: Sounds like a sink operation.

I wonder, how many dry runs did the cops have to endure before gathering enough evidence to vile charges?


I see what you did there, even if nobody else did.
 
2013-01-28 12:36:37 AM
http:// connecticut.backpage.com/ FemaleEscorts/

NSFW.

Not linked due to content, put it together yourself. I could not find her.
 
2013-01-28 12:38:08 AM
Ya know what? I kinda admire her. Keeping active and busy, keeping the money coming in. Good for her.
 
2013-01-28 01:18:57 AM
i181.photobucket.com

Um, no thank you.
 
2013-01-28 02:06:12 AM
I paid an extra $50 for anal so she hands me a freshly filled colostomy bag and tells me to have at it. Well I did... Without a condom! Ha, that showed her.
 
2013-01-28 02:34:53 AM
Dammit. My mother told me she'd retire on New Year's Day.
 
2013-01-28 03:18:03 AM
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-28 04:00:49 AM
No, Granny... no!
 
2013-01-28 07:29:25 AM
Reminds me of Yes Man...
 
2013-01-28 08:00:38 AM

GentlemanJ: Hey, Raquel Welch is 72 and I'd bang her.
/Admittedly, she's an exception...


Yeah Id still. Rock miss fuzzy britches like a hurricaine
 
2013-01-28 08:10:31 AM
71 is the new 30!
 
2013-01-28 08:59:55 AM

jonjr215: You know, a walker could make the whole experience pretty kinky...


A walker?

2.bp.blogspot.com

I thought she was just old, not dead!
 
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