Sgygus: How much for a gum job?
"You are already selling body for money. Why you must do this as old hag?!"
Amos Quito: enough evidence to vile charges?
fusillade762: Amos Quito: enough evidence to vile charges?Simple typo or Freudian slip?
AlwaysRightBoy: Takes down name. It's for a friend, you weirdo.
reillan: Am I missing something? 1 woman and 71 ... what? men?
litespeed74: Well, it is the oldest profession.
A man walks into a bar and can't help but notice a jar filled with what must be at least $1,000. He asks the bartender what this is for, and he replies "There is a challenge that we have at this bar, it's ten bucks to try, and whoever can complete the challenge gets what is in the jar. No one has completed the challenge yet."The man asks what the challenge is, and the bartender tells him "First, you have to drink a bottle of the hottest hot sauce in the world. Then, you have to remove a sore tooth from a vicious pitbull, and lastly, you have to give a 90 year old woman an orgasm."The man refuses to try, but after a few drinks changes his mind. With tears running down his face, he manages to drink the hot sauce. After that, he goes out into the back where the pit bull is. All that can be heard is the man moaning, and the dog making a strange crying sound. After two hours, the man staggers back in and says "Where is that 90 year old with the sore tooth?
"NOBODY TOLD ME THE VIRGINS WOULD BE MALE! AHHHHH!"
L.D. Ablo: I hear she's smokin' hot.
LesserEvil: [my2wheels.com image 392x46]....hey, Sophia Loren is 78, and you'd still hit it.[img2u.info image 214x314]
Amos Quito: Sounds like a sink operation.I wonder, how many dry runs did the cops have to endure before gathering enough evidence to vile charges?
GentlemanJ: Hey, Raquel Welch is 72 and I'd bang her./Admittedly, she's an exception...
jonjr215: You know, a walker could make the whole experience pretty kinky...
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