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(Daily Mail)   Sad: Secret Service Agent loses his life while protecting Joe Biden. Sadder: It was a dog   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-01-28 03:53:17 AM  

fusillade762: Clearly this is just a coverup for a dog they killed and cooked for Obama to eat.


dog is yummy
just because americans have problems understanding that doesnt change the facts.
oh wait ... PETS are special animals .... cows are just losers ...
LOL
 
2013-01-28 03:55:12 AM  

Contents Under Pressure: Those dogs cost tens of thousands of dollars to train and, well, they're pretty awesome dogs. The idiot handling him really needs to lose his job.


THIS
The dog fell off of a roof. That is not an accident, that is neglect and abuse.
Toss the handler off the roof and then rush him to the vet.

/I am not even a pet lover and I hate this kind of shiat.
 
2013-01-28 04:19:58 AM  
Wake up sheeple. That dog knew too much about Benghazi.
 
2013-01-28 04:21:44 AM  

JosephFinn: Huh. I'd never heard of Belgian Malinois before, but they're lovely dogs.

[cdn-www.dailypuppy.com image 850x894]


They're smart as fark too. I knew this female Malinois who used to sneak in the tramway when she didn't feel like walking back home.
 
2013-01-28 04:24:19 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: No it's not sadder that it was a dog you ignorant fark.


I'm not sure Subby grasps the gravity of the situation.

Also, with a Belgian, one expects a waffle more than a pancake.
 
2013-01-28 04:38:58 AM  

namatad: Contents Under Pressure: Those dogs cost tens of thousands of dollars to train and, well, they're pretty awesome dogs. The idiot handling him really needs to lose his job.

THIS
The dog fell off of a roof. That is not an accident, that is neglect and abuse.
Toss the handler off the roof and then rush him to the vet.

/I am not even a pet lover and I hate this kind of shiat.


Actually it may not be negligence or abuse at all. We don't know the facts and circumstances of how the dog fell. Explosive sniffing dogs often are given a fair bit of latitude to roam and sniff for explosives. That is how they detect things. They often check cramped, hard to reach locations because those are often good hiding spots for explosives. Maybe the dog was doing a sweap, maybe the handler directed the dog to check an area. Dogs, like people, can lose their balance, trip, or otherwise misstep and if done at a bad spot that can lead to a fall. It may be an accident, or maybe the agent broke policy. There will be a significant investigation in all likelihood because an "agent" died in the line of duty so they will find out how this happened to prevent another incident from occuring.

Dog handlers typically are not drafted to do the task, they do it because they love animals. The handler was probably one of the first agents rendering assistance to the dog and I would imagine is broken up over what happened. I don't think it is fair to condemn the handler so quickly. Of course I could be wrong and the dog hater had enough and booted the dog off the roof to be free from his hated job.
 
2013-01-28 05:10:36 AM  
Why would ANYBODY protect Joe Biden??????
 
2013-01-28 06:25:44 AM  

tony41454: Why would ANYBODY protect Joe Biden??????


Because they hate whiny little trolls like you.
 
2013-01-28 06:36:02 AM  
I interpreted this headline as meaning a Secret Service agent died protecting a dog named Joe Biden.
 
2013-01-28 08:16:55 AM  

GAT_00: Well this thread is off to an asshole-riffic start.

http://i.imgur.com/D3lTC.gif


I happen to agree with the first asshole's post. Human life > dog life
 
2013-01-28 08:19:23 AM  
Let me expound on my previous point:

The headline presumes to say that a human being who knowingly sacrificed himself for another human being is somehow less sad than a dog doing that. Making statements like that grates me.
 
2013-01-28 08:57:24 AM  
Sucks, hate to hear about dogs dying. I can definitely see how a dog can accidentally fall off a roof though. Our shepherd has slipped off our rock wall (6 feet) multiple times while he was sniffing around. Apparently, It's hard to pay attention to that drop when you've found a really interesting scent.
 
2013-01-28 08:58:22 AM  

doofusgumby: GAT_00: MaudlinMutantMollusk: GAT_00: Well this thread is off to an asshole-riffic start.

http://i.imgur.com/D3lTC.gif

Damn... I about choked laughing at that

/thank you

It stays funny when you keep watching it, which is why I kept it around.

So's this one.

ABANDON THREAD!

Link

OH SHI....


Please tell me the cat didn't fall to its death so I can keep laughing.
 
2013-01-28 12:50:02 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: No it's not sadder that it was a dog you ignorant fark.


Yeah, it is. Dunno why, but it is. Maybe it's because humans are on average reasonably intelligent and can look after themselves. Maybe it's because dogs are generally cuter. Or maybe it's just because most humans are dicks.
 
2013-01-28 01:47:11 PM  

doofusgumby: GAT_00: MaudlinMutantMollusk: GAT_00: Well this thread is off to an asshole-riffic start.

http://i.imgur.com/D3lTC.gif

Damn... I about choked laughing at that

/thank you

It stays funny when you keep watching it, which is why I kept it around.

So's this one.

ABANDON THREAD!

Link

OH SHI....


Oh dear god that is hysterical. I've got tears streaming down my face I'm laughing so hard.
 
2013-01-28 03:18:40 PM  
Malanois' are awesome - here's 3 other Belgian police dogs:
Tervueren
upload.wikimedia.org

Laekenois
www.dogbreedinfo.com

Groenendael
www.puppyfind.com
 
2013-01-28 07:20:35 PM  

doofusgumby: GAT_00: MaudlinMutantMollusk: GAT_00: Well this thread is off to an asshole-riffic start.

http://i.imgur.com/D3lTC.gif

Damn... I about choked laughing at that

/thank you

It stays funny when you keep watching it, which is why I kept it around.

So's this one.

ABANDON THREAD!

Link

OH SHI....


Whoever filmed that should win all the internets.

After checking on his cat.
 
2013-01-29 08:53:35 PM  

Jument: Popcorn Johnny: No it's not sadder that it was a dog you ignorant fark.

Yeah, it is. Dunno why, but it is. Maybe it's because humans are on average reasonably intelligent and can look after themselves. Maybe it's because dogs are generally cuter. Or maybe it's just because most humans are dicks.


By that logic: an aphid accidentally falling into a pit full of gasoline and giving up the ghost is sadder than if a dog fell in and died. But then most dogs are dicks compared to aphids, so maybe it is sadder.

/Pffft!
 
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