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(Daily Mail)   Sad: Secret Service Agent loses his life while protecting Joe Biden. Sadder: It was a dog   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 118
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2013-01-27 05:42:12 PM
No it's not sadder that it was a dog you ignorant fark.
 
2013-01-27 07:02:07 PM
Doug's death does not compare to a human death, you twerp.
 
2013-01-27 07:02:43 PM
Doug=dog.
 
2013-01-27 07:09:27 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-27 07:10:57 PM
Any, yeah, this is friggin' sad.

Poor Terv. :-(
 
2013-01-27 07:22:09 PM

Popcorn Johnny: No it's not sadder that it was a dog you ignorant fark.


Yuh huh.
 
2013-01-27 09:11:58 PM
Well this thread is off to an asshole-riffic start.

http://i.imgur.com/D3lTC.gif
 
2013-01-27 09:21:42 PM

bronyaur1: Doug's death does not compare to a human death, you twerp.


hey...
 
2013-01-27 09:27:53 PM
I did not expect to visit this thread and laugh, but DoctorCal brought it. This is what Fark is all about.
 
2013-01-27 09:29:20 PM

DoctorCal: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 333x400]



The Doctor is IN.

+1
 
2013-01-27 09:37:32 PM

GAT_00: Well this thread is off to an asshole-riffic start.

http://i.imgur.com/D3lTC.gif


Damn... I about choked laughing at that

/thank you
 
2013-01-27 09:39:58 PM
Clearly this is just a coverup for a dog they killed and cooked for Obama to eat.
 
2013-01-27 09:43:24 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: GAT_00: Well this thread is off to an asshole-riffic start.

http://i.imgur.com/D3lTC.gif

Damn... I about choked laughing at that

/thank you


It stays funny when you keep watching it, which is why I kept it around.
 
2013-01-27 09:47:01 PM
Most dogs are better, more decent living beings than a lot of humans.....so yeah, this is pretty damn sad.  Not, "My parents just died" sad, but sad none the less.  I've met a lot of shiatty people in my life.  I've yet to meet a shiatty dog (or cat).
 
2013-01-27 10:03:18 PM

fusillade762: Clearly this is just a coverup for a dog they killed and cooked for Obama to eat.


Obama likes him some dawg.

Joe? He prefers THE BIRD.
 
2013-01-27 10:31:58 PM

GAT_00: Well this thread is off to an asshole-riffic start.

http://i.imgur.com/D3lTC.gif


http://i55.tinypic.com/2q3yo1v.jpg
 
2013-01-27 10:37:29 PM
I heard the dog knew too much and they "suicided" him....
 
2013-01-27 10:39:04 PM
No hero tag?
 
2013-01-27 10:39:25 PM
Stupid dog.
 
2013-01-27 10:40:17 PM
Hahaha... Doug.
 
2013-01-27 10:40:22 PM

Coco LaFemme: Most dogs are better, more decent living beings than a lot of humans.....so yeah, this is pretty damn sad.  Not, "My parents just died" sad, but sad none the less.  I've met a lot of shiatty people in my life.  I've yet to meet a shiatty dog (or cat).


Ever been to a dog park?

There are lots of shiatty dogs, well, technically shiatty owners, but still...
 
2013-01-27 10:40:50 PM
Huh. I'd never heard of Belgian Malinois before, but they're lovely dogs.

cdn-www.dailypuppy.com
 
2013-01-27 10:42:05 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: GAT_00: Well this thread is off to an asshole-riffic start.

http://i.imgur.com/D3lTC.gif

http://i55.tinypic.com/2q3yo1v.jpg


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-27 10:42:55 PM

LandOfChocolate: Coco LaFemme: Most dogs are better, more decent living beings than a lot of humans.....so yeah, this is pretty damn sad.  Not, "My parents just died" sad, but sad none the less.  I've met a lot of shiatty people in my life.  I've yet to meet a shiatty dog (or cat).

Ever been to a dog park?

There are lots of shiatty dogs, well, technically shiatty owners, but still...


Mostly the part in bold.

/Dogs are pretty good at sorting things out themselves as long as humans don't muck it up.
 
2013-01-27 10:43:30 PM
Did he hit it with that damn car?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-27 10:45:30 PM

bronyaur1: Doug's death does not compare to a human death, you twerp.


No kidding.

Dogs are way better.
 
2013-01-27 10:46:45 PM

JosephFinn: Huh. I'd never heard of Belgian Malinois before, but they're lovely dogs.


Think of a German Shepherd on bath salts. I have an acquaintance who is a K9 officer with a Malinois partner. They refer to them as Maligators.
 
2013-01-27 10:47:17 PM
Sad? Sure, I guess. Sadder than a human dying to save the VP's life? Get f*cked, subby.
 
2013-01-27 10:47:32 PM

JosephFinn: Huh. I'd never heard of Belgian Malinois before, but they're lovely dogs.

[cdn-www.dailypuppy.com image 850x894]


They seem to be smaller Alsatians (German Sheppards). One of them has a reoccurring role on Person of Interest.
 
2013-01-27 10:49:17 PM
The handlers get quite attached to the dogs. They spend a tremendous amount of time with them, for years. At home and at work. The handler is almost certainly devastated.
 
2013-01-27 10:49:33 PM
Since it was New Orleans, he was probably a bit tipsy from doing kibble shots.
 
2013-01-27 10:50:32 PM

Coco LaFemme: Most dogs are better, more decent living beings than a lot of humans.....so yeah, this is pretty damn sad.  Not, "My parents just died" sad, but sad none the less.  I've met a lot of shiatty people in my life.  I've yet to meet a shiatty dog (or cat).


You had me until you included cats. Cats are nothing but the foot soldiers of Satan.
 
2013-01-27 10:53:01 PM
Saddest: He died protecting Joes Medicine from the robots.

/what a terrible waste.
 
2013-01-27 10:56:56 PM

LandOfChocolate: Coco LaFemme: Most dogs are better, more decent living beings than a lot of humans.....so yeah, this is pretty damn sad.  Not, "My parents just died" sad, but sad none the less.  I've met a lot of shiatty people in my life.  I've yet to meet a shiatty dog (or cat).

Ever been to a dog park?

There are lots of shiatty dogs, well, technically shiatty owners, but still...


Nope.  There are none around here, and even if there were, it's not smart to take a basset hound off the leash.  If he could, he'd follow his nose to the next state.  That, and I'm scared of big dogs, and if I saw one coming toward me, I'd probably start screaming and crying.  It could be the friendliest, most loving dog in the world.....but it's big and I don't know it.
 
2013-01-27 10:57:21 PM

GAT_00: Well this thread is off to an asshole-riffic start.

http://i.imgur.com/D3lTC.gif


Lock it up boys - it's all downhill from here.

Fark Rye For Many Whores: GAT_00: Well this thread is off to an asshole-riffic start.

http://i.imgur.com/D3lTC.gif

http://i55.tinypic.com/2q3yo1v.jpg


OK, now we're done.
 
2013-01-27 10:57:28 PM

Popcorn Johnny: No it's not sadder that it was a dog you ignorant fark.


Perfect introduction to the thread

// Patting my dog looking at him fondly
/ throwing lego bits at my daughter until she gives my iphone back
 
2013-01-27 10:59:07 PM
NOT sadder, butthole.
You're a huge douchenozzle, you ass-blaster.
 
2013-01-27 11:04:46 PM
I'm glad that the subby also agrees with me that the original ending of Old Yeller was better--Yeller kills all the humans, skips off into the sunset.
 
2013-01-27 11:05:12 PM
Dogs suck. It deserves to die and I hope it burns in hell.
 
2013-01-27 11:07:15 PM
This would have never happened to Romney's dog.
 
2013-01-27 11:08:18 PM

Plant Rights Activist: This would have never happened to Romney's dog.


Romney always made sure his dogs were securely fastened to the roof.
 
2013-01-27 11:10:34 PM
fark all yall that claim human lives are more vaulable than dogs. 99% of humans arent worth having alive.
 
2013-01-27 11:11:57 PM

Arcanaloth: fark all yall that claim human lives are more vaulable than dogs. 99% of humans arent worth having alive.


And 100% of dogs aren't either.
 
2013-01-27 11:14:37 PM

fusillade762: Clearly this is just a coverup for a dog they killed and cooked for Obama to eat to take away our dogs.


/sorry, I feel like being derpy, got it out of my system now
 
2013-01-27 11:15:27 PM

JosephFinn: Huh. I'd never heard of Belgian Malinois before, but they're lovely dogs.

[cdn-www.dailypuppy.com image 850x894]


I derped. For some reason I thought it was a Tervuren.
 
2013-01-27 11:18:27 PM

JosephFinn: Huh. I'd never heard of Belgian Malinois before, but they're lovely dogs.

[cdn-www.dailypuppy.com image 850x894]


Just a heads up, they are farking crazy, if you have never owned a dog or do not like training DO NOT get one
 
2013-01-27 11:19:29 PM
No offense, but a dog that'll jump off a roof.... probably isn't a dog that should be protecting anybody.
 
2013-01-27 11:22:46 PM
I wonder what Joe has to say about it? Link
 
2013-01-27 11:23:59 PM
It fell off a roof.

I'm sorry, but that's very sad. If it had been a human who fell off the roof, under the same circumstances, we'd all have been laughing our collective asses off.
 
2013-01-27 11:25:55 PM
Aw man. Biden's not worth a dog.
 
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