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(Daily Mail)   Hot blonde teacher ordered to turn in her passport so she can't flee to Mexico with her 15 year old lover   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 73
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2013-01-27 09:13:43 PM
Must be an Assault Passport with 30 spots for stamps.
 
2013-01-27 09:14:04 PM
... Well. Should be interesting with this one, as she actually is attractive.
 
2013-01-27 09:15:18 PM
And we've got such a long way to go
To make it to the border of Mexico
So we'll ride like the wind
Ride like the wind
 
2013-01-27 09:15:27 PM
I need to put up a message on craig's list or something for teachers to bang me instead of their students.
/Where were these women when I was this age
//OH wait I am ugly so it wouldn't happen anyway.
 
2013-01-27 09:16:04 PM

willsomebody: ... Well. Should be interesting with this one, as she actually is attractive.


Eh.
 
2013-01-27 09:16:30 PM

URAPNIS: Must be an Assault Passport with 30 spots for stamps.


And it's the tards with an immediate haymaker.
 
2013-01-27 09:20:00 PM
So long, suckers!
 
2013-01-27 09:22:11 PM
Victim, schmictim
 
2013-01-27 09:24:19 PM
If Craig Bierko died his hair blonde. . .
 
2013-01-27 09:28:26 PM
Language arts teacher....

/cunning linguistics?
 
2013-01-27 09:33:09 PM
She appears to have a fairly noticeable underbite, a sign of incest.
 
2013-01-27 09:33:36 PM
Do it.

Getting held in a Mexican Prison pending extradition on an international human trafficking/kidnapping charge plus federal statutory rape is totally going to be an improvement in your situation over being told not to leave town until you can be tried on your professional misconduct/corruption of a minor charge with the maximum sentence of like 5 years in minimum security in the US even if your lawyer does suck.

//Then, if the criminal in question made good decisions, she wouldn't be farking a 15-year-old, so I guess the judge has a point.
 
2013-01-27 09:36:12 PM
Go ahead and let her go to Mexico. I'm sure the cartels would have no problem selling a hot blonde teacher to the Arab emirates when they need some extra gun money.
 
2013-01-27 09:36:54 PM
'We are not good, we are very hurt. My son is really confused, hurt. We working with him very closely but he's not good, not good at all.'


Nah, I'm pretty sure he's good
 
2013-01-27 09:36:57 PM
Good thing no one ever crosses the US/Mexico border without a passport.
 
2013-01-27 09:37:30 PM
OOH NOO QUAUDAHARA WON;T DO.
And I'm never going back to my old school
 
2013-01-27 09:40:14 PM
The boy, in detention wonders "I wonder if the pussy will be as pink as in my dreams."
 
2013-01-27 09:46:36 PM

Fano: The boy, in detention wonders "I wonder if the pussy will be as pink as in my dreams."


You are in you are in the south dude.

Roast Beef.
 
2013-01-27 09:49:37 PM
I love it when my place of employment is in the news.
 
2013-01-27 09:51:19 PM

publikenemy: 'We are not good, we are very hurt. My son is really confused, hurt. We working with him very closely but he's not good, not good at all.'


Nah, I'm pretty sure he's good


Actually he will probably end up sexually repressed, dysfunctional, unable to form relationships, and a suicide risk.

/I know, I know it doesn't fit your stereotype
//real life is usually less glamorous than fantasy
 
2013-01-27 09:52:34 PM
The man is 16, can't they just get married? Then he won't be able to testify against his wife.
 
2013-01-27 09:52:35 PM

untaken_name: Good thing no one ever crosses the US/Mexico border without a passport.


Yeah, I didn't know you needed one for that. I know you have to have one for Canada now. Did they change Mexico, too?
 
2013-01-27 09:53:01 PM
Ooooh. Turn in her passport. Wow what a joke. If it had been a male teacher trying to run away to Mexico with a 15 year old female student that he was farking he would have been immediately charged with rape, kidnapping, branded a sex offender, and put into PMIA prison.
 
2013-01-27 09:56:06 PM

sloshed_again: OOH NOO QUAUDAHARA WON;T DO.
And I'm never going back to my old school


Guadalajara? I think you meant Guadalajara.
 
2013-01-27 09:58:27 PM
Newly minted teacher here. How anyone can be attracted to these individuals who are easily half her age... I just don't get it. The girls may have cleavage, but they have the stupidest faces. Even the really smart ones. And none of them know the true origin of the TMNT. How could that be viable of attention?
 
2013-01-27 09:58:49 PM

dionysusaur: sloshed_again: OOH NOO QUAUDAHARA WON;T DO.
And I'm never going back to my old school

Guadalajara? I think you meant Guadalajara.


He's being phonetic about it.
 
2013-01-27 09:59:00 PM
If she floats, she's a witch!
 
2013-01-27 09:59:00 PM

Fano: The boy, in detention wonders "I wonder if the pussy will be as pink as in my dreams."


Zihuatanejo !
 
2013-01-27 09:59:08 PM

dionysusaur: Guadalajara? I think you meant Guadalajara.


I Don't Speak Spanish. OK
 
2013-01-27 10:01:35 PM
Upon returning to school...

www.exposurephotography.co.uk
 
2013-01-27 10:03:04 PM
It happened in Monterey, a long time ago....
 
2013-01-27 10:06:28 PM
Besides this thing has been apart so many times it needs a zipper.
 
2013-01-27 10:06:38 PM
They could put the sugar in the tank of the sheriff's car and slash the deputy's tires...
 
2013-01-27 10:08:20 PM
One look at her face and I knew why she's still living with daddy.
 
2013-01-27 10:12:42 PM

publikenemy: 'We are not good, we are very hurt. My son is really confused, hurt. We working with him very closely but he's not good, not good at all.'


Nah, I'm pretty sure he's good


Of course he's very confused and hurt.  "Mom, WTF did you take my sex away for?!"
 
2013-01-27 10:16:05 PM

inglixthemad: publikenemy: 'We are not good, we are very hurt. My son is really confused, hurt. We working with him very closely but he's not good, not good at all.'


Nah, I'm pretty sure he's good

Actually he will probably end up sexually repressed, dysfunctional, unable to form relationships, and a suicide risk.

/I know, I know it doesn't fit your stereotype
//real life is usually less glamorous than fantasy


Pretty sure the counseling and media scrutiny he's gotten is far more damaging than the actual sex.
 
2013-01-27 10:16:47 PM
Maybe things have changed in the last few years but the ability to speak Spanish and a $100 American used to get you into Mexico passport or no.

/believe it or not, not all Mexican Federal officials are honest
//getting back on the other hand....
 
2013-01-27 10:16:50 PM
blottoman nailed it.

THAT is the difference between boys and girls. You old hags do realize that boys and girls are wired a bit different upstairs don't you?

Sorry, but this is about the only area where the perps should get different treatment based on their gender.

WTF America? Male teachers who prey on teen girls are usually predators period. Women who bang 15 year old boys are maybe a few screws short, but usually just curious and have a VERY willing participant.

/at first I thought the story was from Mexico and I thought the plague of arresting women for fulfilling boy's fantasies had spread.
 
2013-01-27 10:22:59 PM
I'm beginning to think that Fark should just rename itself The Daily Mail 2: Electric Boogaloo.
 
2013-01-27 10:23:19 PM

HeliumAddict: blottoman nailed it.

THAT is the difference between boys and girls. You old hags do realize that boys and girls are wired a bit different upstairs don't you?

Sorry, but this is about the only area where the perps should get different treatment based on their gender.

WTF America? Male teachers who prey on teen girls are usually predators period. Women who bang 15 year old boys are maybe a few screws short, but usually just curious and have a VERY willing participant.

/at first I thought the story was from Mexico and I thought the plague of arresting women for fulfilling boy's fantasies had spread.


Separate, but equal, something like that?
 
2013-01-27 10:28:10 PM

HeliumAddict: WTF America? Male teachers who prey on teen girls are usually predators period.


There have been various farkettes who disputed this notion.
 
2013-01-27 10:28:15 PM
I am pretty sure James Taylor had a song about her plight. He never really been there but he sure would like to go.
 
2013-01-27 10:29:41 PM

inglixthemad: publikenemy: 'We are not good, we are very hurt. My son is really confused, hurt. We working with him very closely but he's not good, not good at all.'


Nah, I'm pretty sure he's good

Actually he will probably end up sexually repressed, dysfunctional, unable to form relationships, and a suicide risk.

/I know, I know it doesn't fit your stereotype
//real life is usually less glamorous than fantasy


..if you're secretly gay...

Also, he'll have a sore hand from all the high fives and difficulty sleeping with women because he had an easy time drilling a hot woman when he had nothing on the table. I realize that when you've peaked at 15, it's hard to learn how to succeed.
 
2013-01-27 10:30:35 PM

cold_war_relic: I'm beginning to think that Fark should just rename itself The Daily Mail 2: Electric Boogaloo.


I miss the days when it posted Mainichi: Wai Wai stories until the cows came home. Those misleading articles were always interesting.
 
2013-01-27 10:33:33 PM
At least they're getting laid.

I want to die.
 
2013-01-27 10:36:21 PM

Gergesa: HeliumAddict: WTF America? Male teachers who prey on teen girls are usually predators period.

There have been various farkettes who disputed this notion.


I know a number of women who considered nailing their teacher good sport and very empowering. While I'm sure some men and women in these relationships were taken advantage of others were willing participants. For them, the more damaging thing isn't the sex or the relationship.... its the fact that someone they had willing sex with is going away to prison because of their relationship and there's nothing they can do to stop it.
 
2013-01-27 10:40:07 PM

fusillade762: untaken_name: Good thing no one ever crosses the US/Mexico border without a passport.

Yeah, I didn't know you needed one for that. I know you have to have one for Canada now. Did they change Mexico, too?


Are you American? Have you ever left America? Have you done so in the past 10 years or so? Everyone needs a passport to legally enter the US, even Americans. Safe to assume that Mexico has done likewise for Americans.

Of course, illegally is another story.
 
2013-01-27 10:45:04 PM
I just don't farking get it. What's so irresistible about a pimply hormone-brained teenager that makes these young women so all fired-up to ruin their careers and lives over? You want dick? It's widely available. There's jucos all over the place if you want someone young, dumb and full of cum...
 
2013-01-27 10:55:07 PM

misanthropologist: fusillade762: untaken_name: Good thing no one ever crosses the US/Mexico border without a passport.

Yeah, I didn't know you needed one for that. I know you have to have one for Canada now. Did they change Mexico, too?

Are you American? Have you ever left America? Have you done so in the past 10 years or so? Everyone needs a passport to legally enter the US, even Americans. Safe to assume that Mexico has done likewise for Americans.

Of course, illegally is another story.


Only since March of 2010 has that been true, no need to be a dick about it.
 
2013-01-27 10:55:08 PM
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