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(Salon)   Salon turns to porn. I mean, erotic fiction. I mean, nonfiction about the massage industry. I mean, porn   ( salon.com) divider line
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12341 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jan 2013 at 9:18 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-27 09:35:47 PM  
10 votes:
"following a second explosive orgasm that did not quite reach my foot"

Come again?
2013-01-27 10:19:21 PM  
7 votes:
FTFA: "Let your goddess out!"

Unfortunately for him, my goddess turned out to be Kali.
2013-01-27 09:25:28 PM  
3 votes:

super_grass: Anything to get clicks.

/and it's working!


Yours click when you fap, too?
2013-01-27 11:57:35 PM  
2 votes:
*** SPOILER ALERT - SPOILER ALERT ***

So, at the end, the chick pisses on the reporter's shoe.

Hey mommy's basement dwellers! In your new training film packet you got in the mail, that's not woman nut gravy coming out, that's piss.
2013-01-27 10:27:35 PM  
2 votes:

He_Hate_Me: "Ben intensifies his hand movements and then yells, 'Push it out! Let it go! Surrender to the process!'"

Sounds like my boss


I'm gonna start yelling "Surrender to the process" during sex.
2013-01-27 10:21:14 PM  
2 votes:
I have the weirdest boner right now.
2013-01-27 10:15:06 PM  
2 votes:
"Ben intensifies his hand movements and then yells, 'Push it out! Let it go! Surrender to the process!'"

Sounds like my boss
2013-01-27 09:54:20 PM  
2 votes:
sexological bodyworker

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-01-27 09:45:03 PM  
2 votes:
*reads half of the article*

I need an adult.
2013-01-28 03:13:54 PM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: Tumunga: *** SPOILER ALERT - SPOILER ALERT ***

So, at the end, the chick pisses on the reporter's shoe.

Hey mommy's basement dwellers! In your new training film packet you got in the mail, that's not woman nut gravy coming out, that's piss.

If you'd ever been with a squirter you'd know that's not true. Female ejaculate is clear (slightly cloudy), not yellow, and it smells nothing like piss.


Sorry, son. It's piss. Women have nothing up their snatch that is the female version of the prostate. If you're with a squiter, you know from now on she's pissing on you. In some cultures, it's acceptable. Enjoy getting pissed on.

For you Farkers, If the piss is coming out yellow, she's a little dehydrated, and needs some water. If it's cloudy, she has a bladder infection. Get her some cranberry juice.
2013-01-28 10:25:46 AM  
1 vote:
"Pussy really is the main motivating factor in all of humankind. It really is. It's what gets shiat built. [reacting to applause from the audience]: I'm not 'yeah' for pussy. This is a flaw in the system, don't clap for it! [I'm] saying, they know that is a catalyst, and that's why religion and government have to control supply and demand of pussy. And they do that by heaping shame upon you should you want to give away more than the 'federally allocated recommended daily allowance of pussy'. "Oh, she wants to suck more than one dick?! Whore! Shun your natural instinct, whore, or nothing'll get built." - It comes down to production, it really does. They have to keep that pussy like a dangling carrot, something that's hard to get so he keeps running on the treadmill, building more shiat, sending out more boxes to the dollar store, pointless shiat that no one needs. - That's why cocaine is illegal: it makes pussy too easy to get." - Doug Stanhope

Doug Stanhope - Pussy Shame & Cocaine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAYNwC-aMgQ
2013-01-28 12:28:34 AM  
1 vote:

illannoyin:

.

Until this woman shows up for a "healing" session

/Sorry


New record for a single thread: 2 keyboards and a monitor.
2013-01-27 11:01:53 PM  
1 vote:
I would put good money down that a simple gender swap on the subject matter would have the article transformed from a sultry expose of candles and New Age music and goddesses to a polemic on the sexual abuse these poor women must have gone through to be reduced to pleasuring men in the name of "therapy", culminating with a horrifying anecdote about the man's ejaculate landing on the writer's shoe, violating her body. But her mind had already been violated long before that.
2013-01-27 10:26:49 PM  
1 vote:
From TFA:
"Meanwhile, Ben's 31-year-old wife, Jen, who is five months pregnant, performs Reiki, floating her hands over Becky's head and neck, asking questions about a past life as a queen."

That's how you know they're entirely full of shiat.
2013-01-27 10:17:41 PM  
1 vote:
$400?
How about a Tony Robbins self help cd and a Butterfly Kiss 'massager'? Serves the same purpose and is less than $50 for the pair.
2013-01-27 10:12:58 PM  
1 vote:
"As Becky's moans deepen, he announces, 'K, I'm going inside.'"

I lolled
2013-01-27 10:06:10 PM  
1 vote:
-1
I was expecting porn, not a bunch of reading.
2013-01-27 09:58:09 PM  
1 vote:
How come I never saw this offered at the Job Fair?
2013-01-27 09:47:14 PM  
1 vote:
Her back arcs, butt hovering in the air, and clear liquid begins spraying out from between her legs. With this, a droplet of ejaculate lands on my shoe.

Hawt. Had a GF who squirted regularly. Best. Sex. EVAR.
2013-01-27 09:39:11 PM  
1 vote:

The Ghost of Tom Ace: "following a second explosive orgasm that did not quite reach my foot"

Come again?


Keyboard and monitor.
2013-01-27 05:26:54 PM  
1 vote:
That's hysterical.
 
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