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2013-01-27 11:03:28 PM

misanthropologist: Many folks will say this is clearly prostitution, and clearly sexual - but it doesn't have to be.


I agree with the rest of your post but well... when one person is paying another to bring them to orgasm, it's hard to see how it isn't sexual. That said; I have absolutely no problems with that. Prostitution should be a legal, respectable and well regulated industry. Prohibition doesn't work.
 
2013-01-27 11:18:14 PM

misanthropologist: From TFA:
"Meanwhile, Ben's 31-year-old wife, Jen, who is five months pregnant, performs Reiki, floating her hands over Becky's head and neck, asking questions about a past life as a queen."

That's how you know they're entirely full of shiat.


It was the word "Reiki" that did it for me.

Gunther: FTA: In the denouement to Becky's session, following a second explosive orgasm that did not quite reach my foot, the flushed 31-year-old yoga instructor showered and got dressed. Then she sat down with me next to a table bearing a crystal ball and tarot-like Oracle Cards. "It doesn't feel sexual at all," she says, wearing a blissed-out expression

It is sexual, you are a john and the person you paid for sex is a prostitute.


Yeah, my reading of that was more "what men define as sexual does not completely overlap with what women define as sexual". She just got some variation on a happy ending and doesn't see it.

/ SURRENDER TO THE PROCESS.
 
2013-01-27 11:19:43 PM
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2013-01-27 11:21:09 PM

thenino85: reduced to pleasuring men in the name of "therapy", culminating with a horrifying anecdote about the man's ejaculate landing on the writer's shoe, violating her body. But her mind had already been violated long before that.


*fap*
 
2013-01-27 11:21:12 PM

He_Hate_Me: "Ben intensifies his hand movements and then yells, 'Push it out! Let it go! Surrender to the process!'"

Sounds like my boss


"Re-prioritize your action items, Becky!"

Gunther: Many of them describe the job as being about half therapist.


While I do think that there's a niche to be filled by a class of legitimate licensed therapist that deals with helping people (especially couples) resolve sexual problems in a... ahem... hands-on approach, I don't think crystals, past lives, or clairvoyance have any place in the process.

I think the main problem here is that these people have an idea of what they want to accomplish, but have no actual research to base their practice on. It may seem silly to legitimize their new-age nonsense now, but if you give it a decade or two, actual doctors may get behind the idea and draw up a legitimate framework for the process.

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Are those the shoes she was wearing in the interview? I need to know for my... it's important.
 
2013-01-27 11:37:00 PM

misanthropologist: Many folks will say this is clearly prostitution, and clearly sexual - but it doesn't have to be


I agree. Paying for gratification is prostitution. Paying for sexual education, or help with psycho-sexual problems is... something else. Just because part of the therapy might take the form of sex, or include some sexual contact doesn't mean the services are the same.

Not that I have a problem with either service being practiced, but they are functionally different.
 
2013-01-27 11:57:35 PM
*** SPOILER ALERT - SPOILER ALERT ***

So, at the end, the chick pisses on the reporter's shoe.

Hey mommy's basement dwellers! In your new training film packet you got in the mail, that's not woman nut gravy coming out, that's piss.
 
2013-01-27 11:58:36 PM
massage pron is smoking hot. sex is fun. too bad politicians come from wealthy powerful families who can easily afford any of lifes pleasures. it makes it too easy for them to ignore that other adults have perfectly natural needs and wants. it is grand hypocrisy sexual services are termed illegal/crime should you choose to participate.
 
2013-01-27 11:59:08 PM

DLinds: $400?
How about a Tony Robbins self help cd and a Butterfly Kiss 'massager'? Serves the same purpose and is less than $50 for the pair.


It's cheaper than a prostate exam.
 
2013-01-28 12:28:34 AM

illannoyin:

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Until this woman shows up for a "healing" session

/Sorry


New record for a single thread: 2 keyboards and a monitor.
 
2013-01-28 12:38:29 AM

Tumunga: *** SPOILER ALERT - SPOILER ALERT ***

So, at the end, the chick pisses on the reporter's shoe.

Hey mommy's basement dwellers! In your new training film packet you got in the mail, that's not woman nut gravy coming out, that's piss.


If you'd ever been with a squirter you'd know that's not true. Female ejaculate is clear (slightly cloudy), not yellow, and it smells nothing like piss.
 
2013-01-28 12:38:56 AM

zerostatik: In other news I am packing my bags, moving to Cali and looking up Massage Therapy schools.

Screw finishing my Mechanical Engineering Degree


Good luck since no reputable school is going to "teach" you this wacky shait.
 
2013-01-28 01:14:18 AM

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: FTFA: "Let your goddess out!"

Unfortunately for him, my goddess turned out to be Kali.


Oglaf

Second Oglaf link in two weeks
VERY NSFW ... you have been warned
 
2013-01-28 02:10:27 AM

LesterB: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: FTFA: "Let your goddess out!"

Unfortunately for him, my goddess turned out to be Kali.


Oglaf


Second Oglaf link in two weeks

VERY NSFW ... you have been warned


It appears to be broken.

 
2013-01-28 02:30:55 AM

not_an_indigo: LesterB: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: FTFA: "Let your goddess out!"

Unfortunately for him, my goddess turned out to be Kali.

Oglaf

Second Oglaf link in two weeks
VERY NSFW ... you have been warned

It appears to be broken.


Link works for me. Goes to the warning page. Click the button and you see... well, it's really NSFW.
/lamenting the lack of multi-page stories lately
 
2013-01-28 03:31:25 AM

loonatic112358: why does no one ever remember their past life where they were a serf, or a slave? No, they always remember being someone bloody important


Statistically speaking, most previous lives would have likely ended in infant death, which explains why not everybody remembers anything.
 
2013-01-28 07:37:04 AM
Dear Penthouse;

I never thought this would happen to me but I had just printed off a Reiki healing certificate when a 31 year old yoga instructor walked in for a healing lesson with me and my girlfriend.
 
2013-01-28 07:42:05 AM

fusillade762: Her back arcs, butt hovering in the air, and clear liquid begins spraying out from between her legs. With this, a droplet of ejaculate lands on my shoe.

Hawt. Had a GF who squirted regularly. Best. Sex. EVAR.


Congratulations. You got peed on.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/ 21995650/?i=73&from=female%20ejaculati on
 
2013-01-28 08:40:11 AM
A few things...

1) Photoshoppers, I need some "Surrender to the process!" memes stat.

2) So...you were a teenager when you learned that you were fixated on having sex with women? How unique!

3) A woman paid $500 to have a threesome. So, if I call it therapy, will this work on my wife?
 
2013-01-28 09:32:49 AM
This had 69 comments before I added mine.

So consider my comment a finger in the orifice of your choice.
 
2013-01-28 09:50:09 AM
And somehow a "rub and a tug" is illegal?
 
2013-01-28 10:20:30 AM
Not that I know this person's personal situation, but what's truly farked up to me is that our culture is so stupidly repressive when it comes to sexuality that having a big, giant orgasm has to be wrapped up in pseudo-psychologic bullshiat that costs $500, rather than something that everyone learns and shares with their partner.
 
2013-01-28 10:25:46 AM
"Pussy really is the main motivating factor in all of humankind. It really is. It's what gets shiat built. [reacting to applause from the audience]: I'm not 'yeah' for pussy. This is a flaw in the system, don't clap for it! [I'm] saying, they know that is a catalyst, and that's why religion and government have to control supply and demand of pussy. And they do that by heaping shame upon you should you want to give away more than the 'federally allocated recommended daily allowance of pussy'. "Oh, she wants to suck more than one dick?! Whore! Shun your natural instinct, whore, or nothing'll get built." - It comes down to production, it really does. They have to keep that pussy like a dangling carrot, something that's hard to get so he keeps running on the treadmill, building more shiat, sending out more boxes to the dollar store, pointless shiat that no one needs. - That's why cocaine is illegal: it makes pussy too easy to get." - Doug Stanhope

Doug Stanhope - Pussy Shame & Cocaine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAYNwC-aMgQ
 
2013-01-28 10:46:46 AM
Little man in a boat approves.
 
2013-01-28 03:13:54 PM

fusillade762: Tumunga: *** SPOILER ALERT - SPOILER ALERT ***

So, at the end, the chick pisses on the reporter's shoe.

Hey mommy's basement dwellers! In your new training film packet you got in the mail, that's not woman nut gravy coming out, that's piss.

If you'd ever been with a squirter you'd know that's not true. Female ejaculate is clear (slightly cloudy), not yellow, and it smells nothing like piss.


Sorry, son. It's piss. Women have nothing up their snatch that is the female version of the prostate. If you're with a squiter, you know from now on she's pissing on you. In some cultures, it's acceptable. Enjoy getting pissed on.

For you Farkers, If the piss is coming out yellow, she's a little dehydrated, and needs some water. If it's cloudy, she has a bladder infection. Get her some cranberry juice.
 
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