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(Telegraph)   At last there is a cure for ginger kids   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 129
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2013-01-27 10:42:31 PM

NYRBill: [i230.photobucket.com image 300x494]


What she looks like now.
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2013-01-27 11:04:17 PM

SpdrJay: SilentStrider: Remind me again why red hair is such a BAD thing?

No souls......duh!


Many people think mine is an extreme position, but I posit that they do have souls. They've been shown to respond, albeit in a limited fashion, to stimuli. While it's commonly accepted they are the root of evil, it does not necessarily follow that they have no souls. Perhaps their souls are merely cold, blackened coals. But it would mean they still have souls. Many people would guffaw at me, considering this a laughably outrageous position. But when in doubt, assume they have souls.

// mmm... gingers :)
 
2013-01-27 11:18:18 PM

Sneakernets: SilentStrider: Remind me again why red hair is such a BAD thing?

They're the black people of white people.


No, those are the people that watch NASCAR and reality TV. THOSE are the wiggers.
 
2013-01-27 11:19:38 PM
That fat pic of Christina Hendricks is heresy!
 
2013-01-27 11:23:54 PM
I am somehow warmed to know that that a cure for a redhead has sex involved.
 
2013-01-28 12:04:39 AM

toomuchmarisa: Does not require a cure:

[28.media.tumblr.com image 484x700]

/zomg yum


I may not have a cure, but I would like to give her an injection.
 
2013-01-28 12:35:07 AM
I never understood this, so somebody help me out here. As a plant, ginger is more on the yellow side. It can be slightly orange (just a bit of red in it, but not much), but when dried and ground into a spice it's beige. How did the word ever become used to describe red hair?
 
2013-01-28 01:25:01 AM

HumanBeingsSuck: Gingers have very high tolerance for pain


Yeah, about that. Too lazy to break out the google-fu, but there has been more than one study that indicates the exact opposite. And I, my wife and all three kids are living proof. We're definitely pain wimps. Not that this stops anyone from doing hilariously stupid and painful things on occasion...


/doing our part to keep the red gene alive
 
2013-01-28 02:24:16 AM

AbiNormal: NYRBill: [i230.photobucket.com image 300x494]

What she looks like now.
[wtfplanet.com image 500x545]


i.ytimg.com

"CUT IT OUT, CAN'T YA'?
 
2013-01-28 02:48:42 AM
The model used in the photo in TFA looks like Amber Dawn/SpankAmber/Amberspanks, a glamour/porn model.
 
2013-01-28 02:49:50 AM

toomuchmarisa: Does not require a cure:


See you, and raise you Willy Rey:
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NSFW
NSFW
Why they felt they had to airbrush out her freckles, I'll never understand.
 
2013-01-28 02:56:54 AM

dopekitty74: I used to know kids whose dad was black and they had red hair. I'm guessing somewhere in his family line some ginger got mixed in. Those kids looked very unique. Super curly red hair, but darker complected than most whites.


No, there is a certain type of red hair you often see in people who have a black parent. It looks different than the northern European version of red hair.
 
2013-01-28 03:02:49 AM

Oldiron_79: Fark Rye For Many Whores: topcon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redhead_Day

Why are they all dressed the same? I feel like they're going to sacrifice me to their god.

No no our religious cerimonies dont involve killing non gingers just using our powers to make them one of us.


How may I contribute to your noble cause?
 
2013-01-28 03:10:03 AM

apoptotic: I have no idea if there's any truth to this, but what I was told as a child is that red hair came from Scotland, so the Irish were particularly resentful of the increase in gingers in Ireland because it meant they were being overrun by Scots.


BS. The Scots came from Ireland, whether they admit it or not: Link
 
2013-01-28 03:13:26 AM

AbiNormal: What she looks like now.


Oh, god, yummy!
 
2013-01-28 05:55:55 AM
Simone Simmons of Epica

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2013-01-28 07:38:34 AM

pciszek: Oldiron_79: Fark Rye For Many Whores: topcon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redhead_Day

Why are they all dressed the same? I feel like they're going to sacrifice me to their god.

No no our religious cerimonies dont involve killing non gingers just using our powers to make them one of us.

How may I contribute to your noble cause?


Well basically we consume your soul and once its gone you are one of us.
 
2013-01-28 08:09:43 AM
Yup, Nova Scotia (and yes, especially New Minas) has lots of redheads. My brother married one, I tried to marry one, and both my children carry the taint of evil. They look blonde, my little devil-children, but when exposed to water the soul of evil is revealed.
 
2013-01-28 08:32:56 AM

Tarl3k: [up-ship.com image 600x480]

The argument against...


You know she's not a real redhead, right?
 
2013-01-28 08:33:49 AM
Mmmmm. I like redhead threads. Farkers post some great pix.
 
2013-01-28 08:56:16 AM
 
2013-01-28 09:00:29 AM

Badgers: Tarl3k: [up-ship.com image 600x480]

The argument against...

You know she's not a real redhead, right?


SHUT UP! Before we beat you like a step-child with a certain color hair

It still real to me, dammit!
 
2013-01-28 09:08:36 AM
Really, WTF?
Readhead females are freaking hot.

Redhead boys should be drowned in the rice paddies. Maybe we can sell them to the North Koreans as a snack.
 
2013-01-28 09:32:32 AM

computerguyUT: Really, WTF?
Readhead females are freaking hot.


upload.wikimedia.org

Does this turn you on?

/You weirdo.
 
2013-01-28 03:19:11 PM
The current GF (a very cute brunette) has 2 little gingers from her ex hubby.

She says since she has ginger kids but isn't a ginger herself when ever she has tried to go out with any non ginger men as soon as they seen ginger kids with a non ginger woman they was immediately outta there like if she had shown them interracial kids.

Well if me and her last long enough to think about having some more with me being a daywalker and her carrying ginger genes I'm fairly sure we'll have more little gingers.
 
2013-01-28 03:29:02 PM
FizixJunkee: Oldiron_79: As a daywalker male it surprises me how many women just wont date a red headed male, its almost like if you was a member of a different race back before interacial dating was acceptable.

I've never dated a red- or blond- headed guy. Every dude I've farked has either had very dark brown hair or black hair. I just don't find blond hair on a dude attractive.


So you are like so racist that someone not being the exact same shade of white as you makes them sub human?
 
2013-01-28 07:52:08 PM

ransack.: soundguy: Ex-wife was a redhead. Have a drawer full of sex tapes with redheads. Currently dating a redhead. Apparently I like them.

Actual cassette tapes?? Really?


Some VHS, a few VHS-C, Couple of D-8, but mostly mini-DV. At various times they were captured and rendered to mjpeg, DV, WMV,.h263, and h.264. When things shake out a bit, I'll probably recapture and rerender to the newly blessed-by-ITU h.265. Newest ones are MXF recorded to CF card and transferred to spinning rust farm.

/ likes to stay busy
// so many redheads, so little time
 
2013-01-28 08:04:49 PM
static.fjcdn.com
 
2013-01-29 12:54:10 AM
85% female/15% male/100% NSFW
 
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