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2013-01-27 04:55:26 PM  
Remind me again why red hair is such a BAD thing?
 
2013-01-27 05:13:38 PM  

SilentStrider: Remind me again why red hair is such a BAD thing?


They're the black people of white people.
 
2013-01-27 05:15:13 PM  

SilentStrider: Remind me again why red hair is such a BAD thing?


No souls......duh!
 
2013-01-27 05:15:22 PM  

SilentStrider: Remind me again why red hair is such a BAD thing?


No soul
 
2013-01-27 05:16:53 PM  
What's the cure? I only saw an article about testing for recessive genes.
 
2013-01-27 05:17:12 PM  

stiletto_the_wise: SilentStrider: Remind me again why red hair is such a BAD thing?

No soul


Make good porn though
 
2013-01-27 05:19:24 PM  
This is actually pretty interesting, since I am the sole redhaired child of two dark haired, dark eyed Itailans who produced three children: two with dark hair and blue eyes and one redhead with hazel eyes.

I guess they didn't really find me on hte doorstep as I had long suspected.
 
2013-01-27 05:19:43 PM  
I need to move to Ireland.
blackchampagne.com
 
2013-01-27 05:20:41 PM  

RedT: This is actually pretty interesting, since I am the sole redhaired child of two dark haired, dark eyed Itailans who produced three children: two with dark hair and blue eyes and one redhead with hazel eyes.

I guess they didn't really find me on hte doorstep as I had long suspected.


My sister has red hair and freckles. Pic in profile of me.

She's also tall and skinny while I am short and stout.
 
2013-01-27 05:21:10 PM  
Red-hairs should start their own country because it sounds like they want to make them extinct. I got a couple reddish pubes so I think they'd let me in.
 
2013-01-27 05:21:12 PM  
What do you mean at last?  Shotguns have been around for quite a while subby.
 
2013-01-27 05:22:30 PM  
up-ship.com

The argument against...
 
2013-01-27 05:22:32 PM  
Well, I'm a bit disappointed. Thought someone had found a cure for pain and/or sunlight tolerance issues. Especially the former since, well, sunscreen exists. (I envy the hair color, but not what it comes with.)
 
2013-01-27 05:22:52 PM  

SilentStrider: Remind me again why red hair is such a BAD thing?


Because South Park did an episode on it, and so we are stuck with this meme forever.
 
2013-01-27 05:22:54 PM  
The "cure" for ginger? That's simple...

DIE!
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No, wait... I'm sorry...

DYE!
www.7yearsyounger.com

Question is, why would you want to?
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You can sleep with a blonde. You can sleep with a brunette. You'll never get any sleep with a redhead.
 
2013-01-27 05:26:40 PM  
Ginger Power!
 
2013-01-27 05:26:41 PM  

PrivateCaboose: RedT: This is actually pretty interesting, since I am the sole redhaired child of two dark haired, dark eyed Itailans who produced three children: two with dark hair and blue eyes and one redhead with hazel eyes.

I guess they didn't really find me on hte doorstep as I had long suspected.

My sister has red hair and freckles. Pic in profile of me.

She's also tall and skinny while I am short and stout.


Where is your handle and spout?
 
2013-01-27 05:26:55 PM  
Does not require a cure:

28.media.tumblr.com

/zomg yum
 
2013-01-27 05:28:23 PM  

SilentStrider: Remind me again why red hair is such a BAD thing?


because they're different... duh
 
2013-01-27 05:28:39 PM  

Jebdiahbob: PrivateCaboose: RedT: This is actually pretty interesting, since I am the sole redhaired child of two dark haired, dark eyed Itailans who produced three children: two with dark hair and blue eyes and one redhead with hazel eyes.

I guess they didn't really find me on hte doorstep as I had long suspected.

My sister has red hair and freckles. Pic in profile of me.

She's also tall and skinny while I am short and stout.

Where is your handle and spout?


I try to keep them at home, with my saucers.
 
2013-01-27 05:29:37 PM  
Cure?

www4.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2013-01-27 05:30:05 PM  
Nice 'n' Easy does it.
Does it every time.
 
2013-01-27 05:31:17 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-01-27 05:31:50 PM  

Sneakernets: SilentStrider: Remind me again why red hair is such a BAD thing?

Being a ginger is like being overweight.

Most men are turned off. Some are turned on. Those men are in a heaven full of maligned and eager women.

 
2013-01-27 05:32:34 PM  

Canton: Well, I'm a bit disappointed. Thought someone had found a cure for pain and/or sunlight tolerance issues. Especially the former since, well, sunscreen exists. (I envy the hair color, but not what it comes with.)


Not all redheads burn. I ended up with some weird gene combination that gave me the red hair but not the sensitive translucent skin. My brother and I both get really dark if we spend any time in the sun, and as a teen I used to use Sun-In to add blonde streaks because the auburn hair and dark tan combo just looked...off.
 
2013-01-27 05:34:02 PM  
Why does everyone talk Ireland when discussing redheads? Scotland has a higher percentage than Ireland.
 
2013-01-27 05:34:31 PM  

SilentStrider: Remind me again why red hair is such a BAD thing?


Jokes aside, red hair is awesome. I guess there is the freckle thing and sun issues in extremely ginger cases, but mild-to-moderate gingerism is very attractive.
 
2013-01-27 05:35:15 PM  

hovsm: Why does everyone talk Ireland when discussing redheads? Scotland has a higher percentage than Ireland.


Yeah, but who wants to talk about Scotland in any context whatsoever?
 
2013-01-27 05:39:08 PM  
Maybe they should find safe house for them
 
2013-01-27 05:40:11 PM  

darwinpolice: hovsm: Why does everyone talk Ireland when discussing redheads? Scotland has a higher percentage than Ireland.

Yeah, but who wants to talk about Scotland in any context whatsoever?


Scotland is the home of golf, where Tiger Woods won, and he is the ginger of golfers.
 
2013-01-27 05:40:31 PM  

RedT: This is actually pretty interesting, since I am the sole redhaired child of two dark haired, dark eyed Itailans who produced three children: two with dark hair and blue eyes and one redhead with hazel eyes.

I guess they didn't really find me on hte doorstep as I had long suspected.


Was your milk man red headed?
 
2013-01-27 05:41:29 PM  
There were no gingers in Gattaca. Just sayin'.
 
2013-01-27 05:41:51 PM  

RedT: This is actually pretty interesting, since I am the sole redhaired child of two dark haired, dark eyed Itailans who produced three children: two with dark hair and blue eyes and one redhead with hazel eyes.

I guess they didn't really find me on hte doorstep as I had long suspected.


your real dad
about.usps.com
(curtains don't match the drapes, in case confused)
 
2013-01-27 05:42:14 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-27 05:42:50 PM  
Like I said, a safe house for them
Link
 
2013-01-27 05:44:10 PM  
As a daywalker male it surprises me how many women just wont date a red headed male, its almost like if you was a member of a different race back before interacial dating was acceptable.
 
2013-01-27 05:44:29 PM  

apoptotic: Not all redheads burn. I ended up with some weird gene combination that gave me the red hair but not the sensitive translucent skin. My brother and I both get really dark if we spend any time in the sun, and as a teen I used to use Sun-In to add blonde streaks because the auburn hair and dark tan combo just looked...off.


Daywalker.
 
2013-01-27 05:44:31 PM  

Oldiron_79: Was your milk man red headed?


*shakes freckled fist*
 
2013-01-27 05:44:52 PM  
I have had several redheaded girl friends. They are stunning to look at and are the tiger form of femininity in bed.
 
2013-01-27 05:46:22 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Like I said, a safe house for them
Link


media.comicvine.com
Can you overlook a white shock?
 
2013-01-27 05:53:34 PM  

fusillade762: What's the cure? I only saw an article about testing for recessive genes.


Well Im a daywalker so I dont need testing to tell me if I have the red headed genes, I has them.
 
2013-01-27 05:57:42 PM  

toomuchmarisa: Does not require a cure


Amen.
 
2013-01-27 05:57:44 PM  
cdn-www.cracked.com
 
2013-01-27 06:05:55 PM  
I am a redhead does not have man my hair has turned slightly now that I'm olde although I do have a mean strea you know fire i you know fire is red you know as a typical redhead temper I think I'm butt hurt over this I am the real along with my fello along with my fellow gingers I please any info wil please any info will help I need all the assistance I can I need all the assistance I can get b because nobody likes me
 
2013-01-27 06:06:43 PM  
I used to know kids whose dad was black and they had red hair. I'm guessing somewhere in his family line some ginger got mixed in. Those kids looked very unique. Super curly red hair, but darker complected than most whites.
 
2013-01-27 06:07:25 PM  

Canton: Well, I'm a bit disappointed. Thought someone had found a cure for pain and/or sunlight tolerance issues. Especially the former since, well, sunscreen exists. (I envy the hair color, but not what it comes with.)


Gingers have very high tolerance for pain. It's because we lack souls. The sunlight thing, that sucks. The only time I've ever really experienced a hateful amount of pain was when I was sunburned. Broken arm? Eh. Broken clavicle? Eh. Broken tooth requiring root canal and crown? Eh. Sunburn? fark MY LIFE.
 
2013-01-27 06:09:26 PM  

mgoblue74: I am a redhead does not have man my hair has turned slightly now that I'm olde although I do have a mean strea you know fire i you know fire is red you know as a typical redhead temper I think I'm butt hurt over this I am the real along with my fello along with my fellow gingers I please any info wil please any info will help I need all the assistance I can I need all the assistance I can get b because nobody likes me


Drugs?
 
2013-01-27 06:11:50 PM  

dopekitty74: I used to know kids whose dad was black and they had red hair. I'm guessing somewhere in his family line some ginger got mixed in. Those kids looked very unique. Super curly red hair, but darker complected than most whites.


Now I want some red velvet cake.
 
2013-01-27 06:13:55 PM  
The majority of blond men, and a significant chuck of brown haired men, have gingerish beards.

If you know a man you've never, ever seen with a little beard growth, even on holiday, you know why.

/the secret gingers.
 
2013-01-27 06:15:37 PM  

Tarl3k: [up-ship.com image 600x480]

The argument against...


Glad to see this thread got off to a good start.

/Not a bookmark.
 
2013-01-27 06:16:18 PM  

Bungles: The majority of blond men, and a significant chuck of brown haired men, have gingerish beards.

If you know a man you've never, ever seen with a little beard growth, even on holiday, you know why.

/the secret gingers.


Very very few blond men have blond facial hair, its usually either red or lt brown.
 
2013-01-27 06:19:01 PM  
Ex-wife was a redhead. Have a drawer full of sex tapes with redheads. Currently dating a redhead. Apparently I like them.
 
2013-01-27 06:19:30 PM  

Oldiron_79: Very very few blond men have blond facial hair, its usually either red or lt brown.


I have red patches in my facial hair, despite the hair on my head being brown.

*shrug*
 
2013-01-27 06:25:33 PM  

GWSuperfan: Oldiron_79: Very very few blond men have blond facial hair, its usually either red or lt brown.

I have red patches in my facial hair, despite the hair on my head being brown.

*shrug*


Yeah my beard is like the redest natural shade of red and my mustache is like as red as it can be and still be considered strawberry blond instead of red red, but the hair on my head is like blond unless I get zero sun and then its like the blondest shade of strawberry.
 
2013-01-27 06:25:34 PM  
After unconscious, red heads are the type of girl I've dated most often.
 
2013-01-27 06:37:45 PM  

Oldiron_79: As a daywalker male it surprises me how many women just wont date a red headed male


My mother is from Ireland and told me that when she was growing up in the 1960s red- haired men were considered bad luck. She has all the traditional superstitions, so it might actually be something going back hundreds or thousands of years (for whatever reason). In the Scottish Highlands there was no animus against red- headed men as far as I know but there was one instead against men with black hair and red beards, who were perceived as being aggressive and untrustworthy.
 
2013-01-27 06:38:58 PM  
What is WRONG with you people, hating on teh redheads??
 
2013-01-27 06:41:29 PM  

EvilRacistNaziFascist: Oldiron_79: As a daywalker male it surprises me how many women just wont date a red headed male

My mother is from Ireland and told me that when she was growing up in the 1960s red- haired men were considered bad luck. She has all the traditional superstitions, so it might actually be something going back hundreds or thousands of years (for whatever reason). In the Scottish Highlands there was no animus against red- headed men as far as I know but there was one instead against men with black hair and red beards, who were perceived as being aggressive and untrustworthy.


Interesting. I find it ironic that this superstition is from Ireland probably the most ginger country on the planet.
 
2013-01-27 06:42:05 PM  

SpaceBison: I need to move to Ireland.
[blackchampagne.com image 770x526]


Your picture is captioned incorrectly. That's from The Netherlands, not Ireland.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redhead_Day

Link
 
2013-01-27 06:42:41 PM  

mgoblue74: I am a redhead does not have man my hair has turned slightly now that I'm olde although I do have a mean strea you know fire i you know fire is red you know as a typical redhead temper I think I'm butt hurt over this I am the real along with my fello along with my fellow gingers I please any info wil please any info will help I need all the assistance I can I need all the assistance I can get b because nobody likes me


Account created: 2013-01-09 18:30:34
I don't know make of this
 
2013-01-27 06:43:48 PM  
Oh great, it's communicable
 
2013-01-27 06:45:05 PM  

gas giant: Oh great, it's communicable


One of us one of us
 
2013-01-27 06:46:28 PM  

gas giant: I don't know make of this


But he has TF. Someone PAID to post that word salad.
 
2013-01-27 06:47:11 PM  

topcon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redhead_Day


Why are they all dressed the same? I feel like they're going to sacrifice me to their god.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-27 06:49:01 PM  
My wife is a redheaded half-Afghani sex fiend with a basement full of shotguns.
There are many people who are alive today because I remind her often that it is illegal to kill them.
And the sex is awesome.
(she says OK to post this, so there)
 
2013-01-27 06:49:26 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: topcon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redhead_Day

Why are they all dressed the same? I feel like they're going to sacrifice me to their god.


No no our religious cerimonies dont involve killing non gingers just using our powers to make them one of us.
 
2013-01-27 06:49:57 PM  

Oldiron_79: EvilRacistNaziFascist: Oldiron_79: As a daywalker male it surprises me how many women just wont date a red headed male

My mother is from Ireland and told me that when she was growing up in the 1960s red- haired men were considered bad luck. She has all the traditional superstitions, so it might actually be something going back hundreds or thousands of years (for whatever reason). In the Scottish Highlands there was no animus against red- headed men as far as I know but there was one instead against men with black hair and red beards, who were perceived as being aggressive and untrustworthy.

Interesting. I find it ironic that this superstition is from Ireland probably the most ginger country on the planet.


I have no idea if there's any truth to this, but what I was told as a child is that red hair came from Scotland, so the Irish were particularly resentful of the increase in gingers in Ireland because it meant they were being overrun by Scots.
 
2013-01-27 06:52:28 PM  

Sneakernets: SilentStrider: Remind me again why red hair is such a BAD thing?

They're the black people of white people.


And the Irish are the black people of the black people of the white people.

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2013-01-27 06:57:14 PM  

SpaceBison: I need to move to Ireland.
[blackchampagne.com image 770x526]


me too
/saw lots of hot redheads when I was there
 
2013-01-27 07:02:51 PM  

dopekitty74: I used to know kids whose dad was black and they had red hair. I'm guessing somewhere in his family line some ginger got mixed in. Those kids looked very unique. Super curly red hair, but darker complected than most whites.


At least one of the red head mutations is found on the gold cost area of Africa.  It would appear that a ginger took a massive trip a very long time ago.
 
2013-01-27 07:06:34 PM  
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2013-01-27 07:10:05 PM  
i230.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-27 07:11:04 PM  
i230.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-27 07:12:17 PM  

SilentStrider: Remind me again why red hair is such a BAD thing?


It isn't. It gets me hot guys with a ginger fetish.
 
2013-01-27 07:12:19 PM  

apoptotic: I have no idea if there's any truth to this, but what I was told as a child is that red hair came from Scotland, so the Irish were particularly resentful of the increase in gingers in Ireland because it meant they were being overrun by Scots.


A lot of this stuff has to do with folk memory and may not be totally scientifically accurate, but in general the population of Ireland and the island fringe of Scotland (which was colonized from Ireland, and called Gaels after their Hibernian cousins) tended to be represented by smaller dark- haired people, and this is somewhat borne out by the recent genetic map showing their common descent from the Basques and north/northwestern Iberians. By contrast in mainland Scotland there are a higher percentage of fair- and red- haired people who are taller than average, the kind of people who were described by the Micmac people as being like "trees" when they emigrated to Nova Scotia. In my own family we have had both strains, which in an informal way we call "Celtic" and "Pictish", running side by side for a couple of generations; I'm the Celtic type whereas my tall, redhead sister is Pictish, and my small daughters are each of one type, etc. Interestingly, the divide seems to be correlated with personality types as well.
 
2013-01-27 07:12:53 PM  
i230.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-27 07:14:54 PM  
i230.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-27 07:16:40 PM  
I think the only place with such a high population of gingers besides scotland and ireland is probably atlantic canada, specifically Nova Scotia. Worked in New Minas for a couple of weeks in 2009, plenty of pasty and freckly redheaded folks there.
 
2013-01-27 07:19:37 PM  
i230.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-27 07:21:30 PM  

gingerjet: SilentStrider: Remind me again why red hair is such a BAD thing?

It isn't. It gets me hot guys with a ginger fetish.


"how you doin'?"
 
2013-01-27 07:22:20 PM  
mgoblue74: FLARP!


Ahhhh yes let kitty peer into that mind....Aha. Something's coming through.

Much imagery, very very blurred.

Babby tossing? aaaaand....low celings, I think.
 
2013-01-27 07:23:22 PM  
*ceilings, jep.
 
2013-01-27 07:33:12 PM  

gingerjet: SilentStrider: Remind me again why red hair is such a BAD thing?

It isn't. It gets me hot guys with a ginger fetish.


well now.
 
2013-01-27 07:34:27 PM  

SpaceBison: I need to move to Ireland.


You'll be disappointed. The last trip to Ireland I took - I was the only ginger in attendance the entire trip. And the only one that liked Murphy's stout. As a friend of mine put it - you are Irish then most of Ireland.
 
2013-01-27 07:41:23 PM  
i230.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-27 07:59:29 PM  
i230.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-27 08:02:06 PM  

Oldiron_79: As a daywalker male it surprises me how many women just wont date a red headed male, its almost like if you was a member of a different race back before interacial dating was acceptable.


It might be because their peckers look so angry.
 
2013-01-27 08:07:28 PM  
It was a possibility, but luckily my little munchkin looks like something straight out of a Hitler Youth propaganda poster. And considering the rate at which he outgrows shoes, he could end up to be quite a strapping young man.

My wee leprechaun mother finds it in her freckled heart to love him anyway. :)
 
2013-01-27 08:16:52 PM  
came for the pics of hot Redheads, leaving satisfied

//I'll be in my bunk
 
2013-01-27 08:19:16 PM  
Can we just clarify, we really mean male redheads? Because, really... Do they serve a purpose?
 
2013-01-27 08:30:12 PM  

Oldiron_79: As a daywalker male it surprises me how many women just wont date a red headed male, its almost like if you was a member of a different race back before interacial dating was acceptable.


I've never dated a red- or blond- headed guy. Every dude I've farked has either had very dark brown hair or black hair. I just don't find blond hair on a dude attractive.

\no discrimination between curly or straight hair, though
\\love me a dude with a Jew-fro
 
2013-01-27 08:36:06 PM  

Bungles: The majority of blond men, and a significant chuck of brown haired men, have gingerish beards.

If you know a man you've never, ever seen with a little beard growth, even on holiday, you know why.

/the secret gingers.


I think you're right. My husband's head hair is black, but his beard is about 1/3 red.
 
2013-01-27 08:37:34 PM  
I'm a weird sort of stealth ginger, well was until I started going bald recently. If I get a short haircut in the winter you would believe I'm a fairly dark brown. Till I let my hair get longer than about 3/4ths of an inch then it has a very very red tint to it. Longer than that and I range down to a strawberry blonde. Facial and body hair is all red all the time, though in a bunch of different shades. I have the freckles and oh my god the sun it burns as well. In someways that goes quite far in making my redness more stealth since the more sun I get the redder the hair is with a normal hair look for me. Spent 6 months working inside in a windowless environment and only going outdoors at dusk/night and was dark aired and nearly see through skin at the end of it. I don't know how I count though. I have a red haired parent, and a red haired daughter, (her mom is red headed as well) and my mom is a dirty bonde with a ginger sibling. I'm definitely a carrier if my silly 3/4ths of the time being a red head doesn't count.


Thinking if I get a promotion that I am currently up for letting my hair and beard grow out so that work has a 6'3" dude with a red braided beard and long red fringe.... It would be hilarious around the office.
 
2013-01-27 08:42:18 PM  

Bungles: The majority of blond men, and a significant chuck of brown haired men, have gingerish beards.

If you know a man you've never, ever seen with a little beard growth, even on holiday, you know why.

/the secret gingers.


my oldest brother has blonde hair but a red beard when he tries to grow one
/the other 3 of us don't have that "problem"
 
2013-01-27 08:46:25 PM  
i230.photobucket.com
my green-eyed redhead wife
/I know, not the best pic
 
2013-01-27 08:50:04 PM  
my niece
i230.photobucket.com
/have to blur her face or my sister would kill me
 
2013-01-27 09:25:47 PM  

hovsm: Why does everyone talk Ireland when discussing redheads? Scotland has a higher percentage than Ireland.


bite-prod.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-01-27 09:27:21 PM  
NO! You will NOT deprive us of hot and sexy gingers and redheads!

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1.bp.blogspot.com

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shechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-27 09:57:04 PM  

soundguy: Ex-wife was a redhead. Have a drawer full of sex tapes with redheads. Currently dating a redhead. Apparently I like them.


Actual cassette tapes?? Really?
 
2013-01-27 09:58:40 PM  

gas giant: mgoblue74: I am a redhead does not have man my hair has turned slightly now that I'm olde although I do have a mean strea you know fire i you know fire is red you know as a typical redhead temper I think I'm butt hurt over this I am the real along with my fello along with my fellow gingers I please any info wil please any info will help I need all the assistance I can I need all the assistance I can get b because nobody likes me

Account created: 2013-01-09 18:30:34
I don't know make of this


I like it. Made me LOL
 
2013-01-27 10:42:31 PM  

NYRBill: [i230.photobucket.com image 300x494]


What she looks like now.
wtfplanet.com
 
2013-01-27 11:04:17 PM  

SpdrJay: SilentStrider: Remind me again why red hair is such a BAD thing?

No souls......duh!


Many people think mine is an extreme position, but I posit that they do have souls. They've been shown to respond, albeit in a limited fashion, to stimuli. While it's commonly accepted they are the root of evil, it does not necessarily follow that they have no souls. Perhaps their souls are merely cold, blackened coals. But it would mean they still have souls. Many people would guffaw at me, considering this a laughably outrageous position. But when in doubt, assume they have souls.

// mmm... gingers :)
 
2013-01-27 11:18:18 PM  

Sneakernets: SilentStrider: Remind me again why red hair is such a BAD thing?

They're the black people of white people.


No, those are the people that watch NASCAR and reality TV. THOSE are the wiggers.
 
2013-01-27 11:19:38 PM  
That fat pic of Christina Hendricks is heresy!
 
2013-01-27 11:23:54 PM  
I am somehow warmed to know that that a cure for a redhead has sex involved.
 
2013-01-28 12:04:39 AM  

toomuchmarisa: Does not require a cure:

[28.media.tumblr.com image 484x700]

/zomg yum


I may not have a cure, but I would like to give her an injection.
 
2013-01-28 12:35:07 AM  
I never understood this, so somebody help me out here. As a plant, ginger is more on the yellow side. It can be slightly orange (just a bit of red in it, but not much), but when dried and ground into a spice it's beige. How did the word ever become used to describe red hair?
 
2013-01-28 01:25:01 AM  

HumanBeingsSuck: Gingers have very high tolerance for pain


Yeah, about that. Too lazy to break out the google-fu, but there has been more than one study that indicates the exact opposite. And I, my wife and all three kids are living proof. We're definitely pain wimps. Not that this stops anyone from doing hilariously stupid and painful things on occasion...


/doing our part to keep the red gene alive
 
2013-01-28 02:24:16 AM  

AbiNormal: NYRBill: [i230.photobucket.com image 300x494]

What she looks like now.
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"CUT IT OUT, CAN'T YA'?
 
2013-01-28 02:48:42 AM  
The model used in the photo in TFA looks like Amber Dawn/SpankAmber/Amberspanks, a glamour/porn model.
 
2013-01-28 02:49:50 AM  

toomuchmarisa: Does not require a cure:


See you, and raise you Willy Rey:
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Why they felt they had to airbrush out her freckles, I'll never understand.
 
2013-01-28 02:56:54 AM  

dopekitty74: I used to know kids whose dad was black and they had red hair. I'm guessing somewhere in his family line some ginger got mixed in. Those kids looked very unique. Super curly red hair, but darker complected than most whites.


No, there is a certain type of red hair you often see in people who have a black parent. It looks different than the northern European version of red hair.
 
2013-01-28 03:02:49 AM  

Oldiron_79: Fark Rye For Many Whores: topcon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redhead_Day

Why are they all dressed the same? I feel like they're going to sacrifice me to their god.

No no our religious cerimonies dont involve killing non gingers just using our powers to make them one of us.


How may I contribute to your noble cause?
 
2013-01-28 03:10:03 AM  

apoptotic: I have no idea if there's any truth to this, but what I was told as a child is that red hair came from Scotland, so the Irish were particularly resentful of the increase in gingers in Ireland because it meant they were being overrun by Scots.


BS. The Scots came from Ireland, whether they admit it or not: Link
 
2013-01-28 03:13:26 AM  

AbiNormal: What she looks like now.


Oh, god, yummy!
 
2013-01-28 05:55:55 AM  
Simone Simmons of Epica

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2013-01-28 07:38:34 AM  

pciszek: Oldiron_79: Fark Rye For Many Whores: topcon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redhead_Day

Why are they all dressed the same? I feel like they're going to sacrifice me to their god.

No no our religious cerimonies dont involve killing non gingers just using our powers to make them one of us.

How may I contribute to your noble cause?


Well basically we consume your soul and once its gone you are one of us.
 
2013-01-28 08:09:43 AM  
Yup, Nova Scotia (and yes, especially New Minas) has lots of redheads. My brother married one, I tried to marry one, and both my children carry the taint of evil. They look blonde, my little devil-children, but when exposed to water the soul of evil is revealed.
 
2013-01-28 08:32:56 AM  

Tarl3k: [up-ship.com image 600x480]

The argument against...


You know she's not a real redhead, right?
 
2013-01-28 08:33:49 AM  
Mmmmm. I like redhead threads. Farkers post some great pix.
 
2013-01-28 08:56:16 AM  
 
2013-01-28 09:00:29 AM  

Badgers: Tarl3k: [up-ship.com image 600x480]

The argument against...

You know she's not a real redhead, right?


SHUT UP! Before we beat you like a step-child with a certain color hair

It still real to me, dammit!
 
2013-01-28 09:08:36 AM  
Really, WTF?
Readhead females are freaking hot.

Redhead boys should be drowned in the rice paddies. Maybe we can sell them to the North Koreans as a snack.
 
2013-01-28 09:32:32 AM  

computerguyUT: Really, WTF?
Readhead females are freaking hot.


upload.wikimedia.org

Does this turn you on?

/You weirdo.
 
2013-01-28 03:19:11 PM  
The current GF (a very cute brunette) has 2 little gingers from her ex hubby.

She says since she has ginger kids but isn't a ginger herself when ever she has tried to go out with any non ginger men as soon as they seen ginger kids with a non ginger woman they was immediately outta there like if she had shown them interracial kids.

Well if me and her last long enough to think about having some more with me being a daywalker and her carrying ginger genes I'm fairly sure we'll have more little gingers.
 
2013-01-28 03:29:02 PM  
FizixJunkee: Oldiron_79: As a daywalker male it surprises me how many women just wont date a red headed male, its almost like if you was a member of a different race back before interacial dating was acceptable.

I've never dated a red- or blond- headed guy. Every dude I've farked has either had very dark brown hair or black hair. I just don't find blond hair on a dude attractive.


So you are like so racist that someone not being the exact same shade of white as you makes them sub human?
 
2013-01-28 07:52:08 PM  

ransack.: soundguy: Ex-wife was a redhead. Have a drawer full of sex tapes with redheads. Currently dating a redhead. Apparently I like them.

Actual cassette tapes?? Really?


Some VHS, a few VHS-C, Couple of D-8, but mostly mini-DV. At various times they were captured and rendered to mjpeg, DV, WMV,.h263, and h.264. When things shake out a bit, I'll probably recapture and rerender to the newly blessed-by-ITU h.265. Newest ones are MXF recorded to CF card and transferred to spinning rust farm.

/ likes to stay busy
// so many redheads, so little time
 
2013-01-28 08:04:49 PM  
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2013-01-29 12:54:10 AM  
85% female/15% male/100% NSFW
 
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