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2013-01-27 04:55:26 PM
Remind me again why red hair is such a BAD thing?
 
2013-01-27 05:13:38 PM

SilentStrider: Remind me again why red hair is such a BAD thing?


They're the black people of white people.
 
2013-01-27 05:15:13 PM

SilentStrider: Remind me again why red hair is such a BAD thing?


No souls......duh!
 
2013-01-27 05:15:22 PM

SilentStrider: Remind me again why red hair is such a BAD thing?


No soul
 
2013-01-27 05:16:53 PM
What's the cure? I only saw an article about testing for recessive genes.
 
2013-01-27 05:17:12 PM

stiletto_the_wise: SilentStrider: Remind me again why red hair is such a BAD thing?

No soul


Make good porn though
 
2013-01-27 05:19:24 PM
This is actually pretty interesting, since I am the sole redhaired child of two dark haired, dark eyed Itailans who produced three children: two with dark hair and blue eyes and one redhead with hazel eyes.

I guess they didn't really find me on hte doorstep as I had long suspected.
 
2013-01-27 05:19:43 PM
I need to move to Ireland.
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2013-01-27 05:20:41 PM

RedT: This is actually pretty interesting, since I am the sole redhaired child of two dark haired, dark eyed Itailans who produced three children: two with dark hair and blue eyes and one redhead with hazel eyes.

I guess they didn't really find me on hte doorstep as I had long suspected.


My sister has red hair and freckles. Pic in profile of me.

She's also tall and skinny while I am short and stout.
 
2013-01-27 05:21:10 PM
Red-hairs should start their own country because it sounds like they want to make them extinct. I got a couple reddish pubes so I think they'd let me in.
 
2013-01-27 05:21:12 PM
What do you mean at last?  Shotguns have been around for quite a while subby.
 
2013-01-27 05:22:30 PM
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The argument against...
 
2013-01-27 05:22:32 PM
Well, I'm a bit disappointed. Thought someone had found a cure for pain and/or sunlight tolerance issues. Especially the former since, well, sunscreen exists. (I envy the hair color, but not what it comes with.)
 
2013-01-27 05:22:52 PM

SilentStrider: Remind me again why red hair is such a BAD thing?


Because South Park did an episode on it, and so we are stuck with this meme forever.
 
2013-01-27 05:22:54 PM
The "cure" for ginger? That's simple...

DIE!
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No, wait... I'm sorry...

DYE!
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Question is, why would you want to?
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You can sleep with a blonde. You can sleep with a brunette. You'll never get any sleep with a redhead.
 
2013-01-27 05:26:40 PM
Ginger Power!
 
2013-01-27 05:26:41 PM

PrivateCaboose: RedT: This is actually pretty interesting, since I am the sole redhaired child of two dark haired, dark eyed Itailans who produced three children: two with dark hair and blue eyes and one redhead with hazel eyes.

I guess they didn't really find me on hte doorstep as I had long suspected.

My sister has red hair and freckles. Pic in profile of me.

She's also tall and skinny while I am short and stout.


Where is your handle and spout?
 
2013-01-27 05:26:55 PM
Does not require a cure:

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/zomg yum
 
2013-01-27 05:28:23 PM

SilentStrider: Remind me again why red hair is such a BAD thing?


because they're different... duh
 
2013-01-27 05:28:39 PM

Jebdiahbob: PrivateCaboose: RedT: This is actually pretty interesting, since I am the sole redhaired child of two dark haired, dark eyed Itailans who produced three children: two with dark hair and blue eyes and one redhead with hazel eyes.

I guess they didn't really find me on hte doorstep as I had long suspected.

My sister has red hair and freckles. Pic in profile of me.

She's also tall and skinny while I am short and stout.

Where is your handle and spout?


I try to keep them at home, with my saucers.
 
2013-01-27 05:29:37 PM
Cure?

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2013-01-27 05:30:05 PM
Nice 'n' Easy does it.
Does it every time.
 
2013-01-27 05:31:17 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-01-27 05:31:50 PM

Sneakernets: SilentStrider: Remind me again why red hair is such a BAD thing?

Being a ginger is like being overweight.

Most men are turned off. Some are turned on. Those men are in a heaven full of maligned and eager women.

 
2013-01-27 05:32:34 PM

Canton: Well, I'm a bit disappointed. Thought someone had found a cure for pain and/or sunlight tolerance issues. Especially the former since, well, sunscreen exists. (I envy the hair color, but not what it comes with.)


Not all redheads burn. I ended up with some weird gene combination that gave me the red hair but not the sensitive translucent skin. My brother and I both get really dark if we spend any time in the sun, and as a teen I used to use Sun-In to add blonde streaks because the auburn hair and dark tan combo just looked...off.
 
2013-01-27 05:34:02 PM
Why does everyone talk Ireland when discussing redheads? Scotland has a higher percentage than Ireland.
 
2013-01-27 05:34:31 PM

SilentStrider: Remind me again why red hair is such a BAD thing?


Jokes aside, red hair is awesome. I guess there is the freckle thing and sun issues in extremely ginger cases, but mild-to-moderate gingerism is very attractive.
 
2013-01-27 05:35:15 PM

hovsm: Why does everyone talk Ireland when discussing redheads? Scotland has a higher percentage than Ireland.


Yeah, but who wants to talk about Scotland in any context whatsoever?
 
2013-01-27 05:39:08 PM
Maybe they should find safe house for them
 
2013-01-27 05:40:11 PM

darwinpolice: hovsm: Why does everyone talk Ireland when discussing redheads? Scotland has a higher percentage than Ireland.

Yeah, but who wants to talk about Scotland in any context whatsoever?


Scotland is the home of golf, where Tiger Woods won, and he is the ginger of golfers.
 
2013-01-27 05:40:31 PM

RedT: This is actually pretty interesting, since I am the sole redhaired child of two dark haired, dark eyed Itailans who produced three children: two with dark hair and blue eyes and one redhead with hazel eyes.

I guess they didn't really find me on hte doorstep as I had long suspected.


Was your milk man red headed?
 
2013-01-27 05:41:29 PM
There were no gingers in Gattaca. Just sayin'.
 
2013-01-27 05:41:51 PM

RedT: This is actually pretty interesting, since I am the sole redhaired child of two dark haired, dark eyed Itailans who produced three children: two with dark hair and blue eyes and one redhead with hazel eyes.

I guess they didn't really find me on hte doorstep as I had long suspected.


your real dad
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(curtains don't match the drapes, in case confused)
 
2013-01-27 05:42:14 PM
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2013-01-27 05:42:50 PM
Like I said, a safe house for them
Link
 
2013-01-27 05:44:10 PM
As a daywalker male it surprises me how many women just wont date a red headed male, its almost like if you was a member of a different race back before interacial dating was acceptable.
 
2013-01-27 05:44:29 PM

apoptotic: Not all redheads burn. I ended up with some weird gene combination that gave me the red hair but not the sensitive translucent skin. My brother and I both get really dark if we spend any time in the sun, and as a teen I used to use Sun-In to add blonde streaks because the auburn hair and dark tan combo just looked...off.


Daywalker.
 
2013-01-27 05:44:31 PM

Oldiron_79: Was your milk man red headed?


*shakes freckled fist*
 
2013-01-27 05:44:52 PM
I have had several redheaded girl friends. They are stunning to look at and are the tiger form of femininity in bed.
 
2013-01-27 05:46:22 PM

Crewmannumber6: Like I said, a safe house for them
Link


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Can you overlook a white shock?
 
2013-01-27 05:53:34 PM

fusillade762: What's the cure? I only saw an article about testing for recessive genes.


Well Im a daywalker so I dont need testing to tell me if I have the red headed genes, I has them.
 
2013-01-27 05:57:42 PM

toomuchmarisa: Does not require a cure


Amen.
 
2013-01-27 05:57:44 PM
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2013-01-27 06:05:55 PM
I am a redhead does not have man my hair has turned slightly now that I'm olde although I do have a mean strea you know fire i you know fire is red you know as a typical redhead temper I think I'm butt hurt over this I am the real along with my fello along with my fellow gingers I please any info wil please any info will help I need all the assistance I can I need all the assistance I can get b because nobody likes me
 
2013-01-27 06:06:43 PM
I used to know kids whose dad was black and they had red hair. I'm guessing somewhere in his family line some ginger got mixed in. Those kids looked very unique. Super curly red hair, but darker complected than most whites.
 
2013-01-27 06:07:25 PM

Canton: Well, I'm a bit disappointed. Thought someone had found a cure for pain and/or sunlight tolerance issues. Especially the former since, well, sunscreen exists. (I envy the hair color, but not what it comes with.)


Gingers have very high tolerance for pain. It's because we lack souls. The sunlight thing, that sucks. The only time I've ever really experienced a hateful amount of pain was when I was sunburned. Broken arm? Eh. Broken clavicle? Eh. Broken tooth requiring root canal and crown? Eh. Sunburn? fark MY LIFE.
 
2013-01-27 06:09:26 PM

mgoblue74: I am a redhead does not have man my hair has turned slightly now that I'm olde although I do have a mean strea you know fire i you know fire is red you know as a typical redhead temper I think I'm butt hurt over this I am the real along with my fello along with my fellow gingers I please any info wil please any info will help I need all the assistance I can I need all the assistance I can get b because nobody likes me


Drugs?
 
2013-01-27 06:11:50 PM

dopekitty74: I used to know kids whose dad was black and they had red hair. I'm guessing somewhere in his family line some ginger got mixed in. Those kids looked very unique. Super curly red hair, but darker complected than most whites.


Now I want some red velvet cake.
 
2013-01-27 06:13:55 PM
The majority of blond men, and a significant chuck of brown haired men, have gingerish beards.

If you know a man you've never, ever seen with a little beard growth, even on holiday, you know why.

/the secret gingers.
 
2013-01-27 06:15:37 PM

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The argument against...


Glad to see this thread got off to a good start.

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