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(Stabley Times)   Papa John's PR flacks are trying to get CEO John Schnatter's anti-Obamacare comments removed from the internet. Let me know how that works out   (stableytimes.com) divider line 27
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2013-01-27 05:34:26 PM
10 votes:
He should post some pics of his junk.
Two days later everyone will have totally forgotten about the remark business....
2013-01-27 05:36:17 PM
5 votes:
It's pizza, for fark's sake. If you don't have a decent, locally-owned place near your house then can you bring me back a penguin from Ice Station Zebra?
2013-01-27 05:43:52 PM
3 votes:
"This week a public relations firm representing Papa John's and Schnatter asked us to unpublish the story."

Wouldn't it be easier to just unsay the remarks?
2013-01-27 05:36:05 PM
3 votes:
1) biatch about obamacare
2) Fire employees after losing money from boycotts
3) Blame Obamacare for firing frenzy
2013-01-27 10:59:42 PM
2 votes:

EvilRacistNaziFascist: stiletto_the_wise: Maybe you could learn to not be such an intolerant idiot and to accept that there exist political viewpoints other than your own?

Thank you for that life lesson, EvilRacistNaziFascist.

My username is ironic, as I seem to have to explain to the clueless in almost every thread: it's aimed at those all- too- common ignoramuses on Fark who try to claim that everyone who disagrees with them is a "racist", "Nazi", "fascist", etc. In other words, it's a reproach to those people who believe that there is no legitimate viewpoint other than their own, such as those nasty conformist twats who place their pizza orders based solely on the political opinions of the pizza chain's CEO.


So you're username is basically you acting like a whiny hipster and you're shocked when people called you a whiner?

I have no idea why that would be.
2013-01-27 08:05:28 PM
2 votes:

clowncar on fire: mjjt: From the Slow Learner's Dept:

Trying to wash away the story just makes it worse, because

(a)Google effect - journos write more stories about it, and either link or refer to the original, thus lifting the page rank of the original story

(b)Human effect - you remind people of a story they would otherwise have forgotten

(c)Fark effect - pouring through old news stories trying to eek out that last bit of rage that neocons have not embraced Obamacare with the same enthusiasm


Yes. That's it exactly. We're filled with rage because neocons have not embraced Obamacare with enthusiasm. You have pierced to the very core of our secret heart.
2013-01-27 07:55:28 PM
2 votes:

Hempmonkey: jaytkay: Papa Johns, Godfathers, Dominoes - what's the deal with conservative assholes and bad pizza?

I dunno, maybe providing over 279,000 jobs for lazy Liberals?


All praise the most holy JOB CREATORS! Piece be upon them!

EvilRacistNaziFascist: stiletto_the_wise: What pizza chain do I have left to eat at with a good conscience?

Maybe you could learn to not be such an intolerant idiot and to accept that there exist political viewpoints other than your own?


Thank you for that life lesson, EvilRacistNaziFascist.
2013-01-27 07:18:41 PM
2 votes:

Silly Jesus: I'm sure he doesn't have an army of people advising him. Clearly, random Farkers have better business sense.


Cuz having an army of highly paid advisers makes you successful in everything you do.

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2013-01-27 06:25:53 PM
2 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: It's pizza, for fark's sake. If you don't have a decent, locally-owned place near your house then can you bring me back a penguin from Ice Station Zebra?


There should be plenty of penguins left. Ice Station Zebra ate all the staff first, keeping the penguins in reserve for when they became desperate enough to eat the greasy little bastards. And, of course, the warehouse full of pot noddles remains untouched to this very day.

Woo! Shout out to Adult Swim and the cast of Sealab 2021! With a tip o' the hat to Red Dwarf.

Really, penguins are not very tasty, or they'd be extinct.

As for being exclusively Southern hemisphere, the French called two species of birds "pingouins". One of them is extinct but the other is not. It sort of ressembles the extinct Great Auk a little, or puffins, which are plentiful. These were entirely Northern hemisphere birds and are the penguins that Anatole France wrote about in his famous satire, Penguin Island.

The claymation children's cartoon, Pingu, about southern hemisphere penguins, takes its name from the bird and reflects the French pronunciation of Pingouin as three syllables. It is made for an international audience so the birds don't talk English, French or any other language but as sort of internationalized mic-mac or mish-mash that sometimes sounds comprehensible, like Kenny's muttering through his hood on South Park.
2013-01-27 06:13:39 PM
2 votes:
Dear Mr. Johns,

I saved a local copy of the article. If you would like to compensate me for the removal of said data, I would be happy to do so.

Please send check to:
Rich Cream
c/o Fark


/no coupons please
2013-01-27 05:49:36 PM
2 votes:
Papa Johns, Godfathers, Dominoes - what's the deal with conservative assholes and bad pizza?
2013-01-27 05:47:29 PM
2 votes:
i172.photobucket.com
2013-01-27 05:46:57 PM
2 votes:
www.thestreisandeffect.com
2013-01-28 05:37:09 AM
1 votes:

EvilRacistNaziFascist: stiletto_the_wise: Maybe you could learn to not be such an intolerant idiot and to accept that there exist political viewpoints other than your own?

Thank you for that life lesson, EvilRacistNaziFascist.

My username is ironic, as I seem to have to explain to the clueless in almost every thread: it's aimed at those all- too- common ignoramuses on Fark who try to claim that everyone who disagrees with them is a "racist", "Nazi", "fascist", etc. In other words, it's a reproach to those people who believe that there is no legitimate viewpoint other than their own, such as those nasty conformist twats who place their pizza orders based solely on the political opinions of the pizza chain's CEO.


If you waited to explain your username to everyone until someone actually asked you, you'd probably have a lot more free time.
2013-01-27 09:11:56 PM
1 votes:
Papa John's dissembles!
2013-01-27 08:48:50 PM
1 votes:

DogBoyTheCat: I'm from the east coast where they have real pizza on nearly every street corner...
Papa John's is a very few short steps up from Dominoe's, but slightly better.
There's an old new york guy that I pay extra for delivery because it's way better pizza.
Either way... I don't have a problem dropping an extra 15 cents per pizza. I'll even buy a couple of Papa John's if it means the Emperer in Chief gets screwed out of a few pennies he tried to screw me out of.

....and... here lies the rub.
I know several people who don't really deserve, but are quite happy to take, various benefits the system has been more than happy to bestow....
And why shouldn't they?
If they should get jobs, the money would be taken away, and they'd be doing just as well as before, possibly less, plus having to work....
The system has been rigged.
In order to get off welfare, just as an individual, one would have to make about 28,000 per year in a lower income state, or 65,000 in a higher income state like California, just to break even.
This includes housing & medical benefits.


So.... how's this? Please give me your opinions on this and why it would or wouldn't work:
Every U.S. Citizen over 18 gets 20 grand a year.... minors get 5 grand a year, payable to the parents or guardians... After that, EVERYBODY PAYS 10% tax on their income... the only allowable deductions are medical, charity, education and housing.
Can somebody give me a good, logical reason this won't work?


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2013-01-27 08:20:43 PM
1 votes:

EvilRacistNaziFascist: My username is ironic, as I seem to have to explain to the clueless in almost every thread: it's aimed at those all- too- common ignoramuses on Fark who try to claim that everyone who disagrees with them is a "racist", "Nazi", "fascist", etc. In other words, it's a reproach to those people who believe that there is no legitimate viewpoint other than their own, such as those nasty conformist twats who place their pizza orders based solely on the political opinions of the pizza chain's CEO.


I agree, people whose purchasing decisions reflect their values are nasty twats.
2013-01-27 06:30:56 PM
1 votes:
Walked past a Papa Johns in NYC recently....i didn't know i was near one and i smelled a stink (which i later realized was their pizza wafting out) and I thought "What the fark, is there a convention of Homeless Against Showering ' going on nearby?" Cuz it smelled like homeless feet.
2013-01-27 06:13:32 PM
1 votes:
Donald Trump is an accomplished schnatter. That's not a comb-over. It is a fox fur cozy for a fat head.
2013-01-27 06:12:31 PM
1 votes:
What the Schnattering Fark is a Schnatter?

I think we should make that a verb, along the lines of the substantif noun, Santorum.

Used in a sentence:  Oh, go schnatter some where else, you schnattering idiot.

"I don't know what that means", to quote David Letterman.

Perhaps it means "to talk on the web so as to sound fat or fat-headed". That would be a good tie-in with Papa John's, which I assume is some kind of fast food joint.
2013-01-27 06:03:55 PM
1 votes:
I will gladly pay 11 cents more for a pizza if it helps people have access to health care. But I'm not a selfish greedy conservative.

/sorry for the repetition
2013-01-27 06:02:01 PM
1 votes:

Brittabot: You can't take something off the Internet. It's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.


Indeed.
2013-01-27 05:45:16 PM
1 votes:
I'm still trying to remove the puke stains from the one time I tried his pizza.
2013-01-27 05:42:14 PM
1 votes:
You can't take something off the Internet. It's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
2013-01-27 05:41:06 PM
1 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: It's pizza, for fark's sake. If you don't have a decent, locally-owned place near your house then can you bring me back a penguin from Ice Station Zebra?


Ice Station Zebra was set in the arctic.
Penguins, not.
2013-01-27 05:40:00 PM
1 votes:
Just like Papa John's pizza in your intestines, Schnatter's comments will be stuck on the Internet FOREVER.
2013-01-27 05:12:20 PM
1 votes:
Papa Johns shilling with the NFL on all those free pizzas based on a coinflip -- someone wants to divide by zero really badly.

Then again, he could get Goddell to fine people for supporting ObamaCare.
 
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