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(Patch)   Protip - If you're driving around with 92 pounds of pot in your car, put your seat belt on and try not talking on your cellphone for five minutes   (bellmore.patch.com) divider line 8
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2013-01-27 09:17:17 PM  
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A North Bellmore lady with weed
Was really quite careless indeed
Those ninety-two pounds
Gave adequate grounds
As seatbelt law she did not heed

/Yeah, it doesn't really work, but the hell with it....
2013-01-27 05:09:00 PM  
2 votes:
I always said if I got into the interstate drug trafficking game I'd buy a nice, late model Buick, have a governor installed set at 68mph, then festoon it with "Ask Me About My Grandchildren" and "This Car Brakes For The Rapture" stickers.

Hire a sixtysomething couple to drive the thing and sit back and wait for the cock-a-roaches to come for my empire
2013-01-27 09:58:03 PM  
1 votes:
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Also, attempt to have a passenger side door.
2013-01-27 09:22:04 PM  
1 votes:
The Lord giveth, and the State taketh away.
2013-01-27 09:13:43 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-01-27 08:58:11 PM  
1 votes:

gittlebass: skinink: "Officers stopped Artis and, upon approaching the car, observed two large cardboard boxes in the auto. Officers also detected an odor of marijuana emanating from the vehicle.

K-9 officers responded to the scene and performed a narcotic search of the vehicle. "
99 problems AND this biatch is one.

so what narcotics did they find? last time i checked weed wasnt one


You should check with the DEA because they consider it a class a narcotic. (More dangerous than cocaine or PCP).

They are so reasonable..
2013-01-27 08:55:32 PM  
1 votes:
You see this stuff on I-94 or Telegraph Road in Michigan from time to time. Two guys, almost always shirtless, handcuffed and bent over the hood. Cops pulling out bales and bales of weed or packages of white powder. Another cop itemizing the weapons. Hundreds of thousands in drugs (plus guns) and the car in question is a rusting 1980s Cadillac with nonworking tailgates and all kinds of reasons to stop it. You just wonder why.

/I assume those who get caught like this are small time and the pros move it via other means
2013-01-27 06:27:15 PM  
1 votes:
Artis drove away and failed to stop at a stop sign and did not signal when turning, police said.

It's almost like she wanted to get pulled over.


Mr. Coffee Nerves: I always said if I got into the interstate drug trafficking game I'd buy a nice, late model Buick, have a governor installed set at 68mph, then festoon it with "Ask Me About My Grandchildren" and "This Car Brakes For The Rapture" stickers.

Hire a sixtysomething couple to drive the thing and sit back and wait for the cock-a-roaches to come for my empire


When we used to go drinking in high school our preferred automobile was my friend's parents' wood-paneled station wagon with a "I support the Portland Police" sticker.
 
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