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(Patch)   Protip - If you're driving around with 92 pounds of pot in your car, put your seat belt on and try not talking on your cellphone for five minutes   (bellmore.patch.com) divider line 14
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2013-01-27 06:18:00 PM
7 votes:
Or, you know, we could just legalize pot.
2013-01-27 05:09:00 PM
3 votes:
I always said if I got into the interstate drug trafficking game I'd buy a nice, late model Buick, have a governor installed set at 68mph, then festoon it with "Ask Me About My Grandchildren" and "This Car Brakes For The Rapture" stickers.

Hire a sixtysomething couple to drive the thing and sit back and wait for the cock-a-roaches to come for my empire
2013-01-27 09:54:40 PM
1 votes:

madgordy: man pulled over with 92 lbs of pot in car: Is there a problem officer?
Washington state highway patrol officer: license and registration please
man: Here.
WSP: your left tail light is out.
man: I guess I get a safety repair warning.
WSP: that looks like a lot of weed in your back seat.
man: 92 lbs, sir.
WSP: here's your warning you have three days to get that tail light fixed.
man: Yes sir.

drives off.

you could live in Washington.


Not unless you have a license to produce or sell. One ounce is the limit for personal possession.
2013-01-27 09:17:17 PM
1 votes:
A North Bellmore lady with weed
Was really quite careless indeed
Those ninety-two pounds
Gave adequate grounds
As seatbelt law she did not heed

/Yeah, it doesn't really work, but the hell with it....
2013-01-27 09:14:47 PM
1 votes:

Nofun: Or, you know, we could just legalize pot.


Alcohol is legal, but see how far you get if you get caught with ~12 gallons of moonshine.
2013-01-27 09:04:33 PM
1 votes:

Nofun: Or, you know, we could just legalize pot.


Even if we legalize pot, this amount is still probably going to be criminal (without the proper licensing), maybe not felonious, but criminal. The government will want their take in taxes, a concession I, personally, am fully willing to make in exchange for legalization.
2013-01-27 08:58:11 PM
1 votes:

gittlebass: skinink: "Officers stopped Artis and, upon approaching the car, observed two large cardboard boxes in the auto. Officers also detected an odor of marijuana emanating from the vehicle.

K-9 officers responded to the scene and performed a narcotic search of the vehicle. "
99 problems AND this biatch is one.

so what narcotics did they find? last time i checked weed wasnt one


You should check with the DEA because they consider it a class a narcotic. (More dangerous than cocaine or PCP).

They are so reasonable..
2013-01-27 08:55:32 PM
1 votes:
You see this stuff on I-94 or Telegraph Road in Michigan from time to time. Two guys, almost always shirtless, handcuffed and bent over the hood. Cops pulling out bales and bales of weed or packages of white powder. Another cop itemizing the weapons. Hundreds of thousands in drugs (plus guns) and the car in question is a rusting 1980s Cadillac with nonworking tailgates and all kinds of reasons to stop it. You just wonder why.

/I assume those who get caught like this are small time and the pros move it via other means
2013-01-27 08:53:18 PM
1 votes:
She'll be supplying your AK's in a few years after the libs initiate their gun grab. That makes me feel warm and fuzzy.
2013-01-27 08:52:29 PM
1 votes:

skinink: "Officers stopped Artis and, upon approaching the car, observed two large cardboard boxes in the auto. Officers also detected an odor of marijuana emanating from the vehicle.

K-9 officers responded to the scene and performed a narcotic search of the vehicle. "
99 problems AND this biatch is one.


so what narcotics did they find? last time i checked weed wasnt one
2013-01-27 08:50:51 PM
1 votes:
CoffeeNerves pretty much nailed it, but you need to add an F.O.P. badge to the license plate to really slide through...
2013-01-27 08:48:13 PM
1 votes:

Nofun: Or, you know, we could just legalize pot.


Well, yeah; but UNTIL then, can people like this TRY to obey traffic laws till they reach their destination?
2013-01-27 05:06:22 PM
1 votes:
If you have 92 pounds of pot in your, car I'm guessing judgment and decision making aren't your strong points.
2013-01-27 05:04:01 PM
1 votes:
Its called dope for a reason.
 
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