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(1 Corinthians 7:5)   And God spoke and saith, "have a lot of sex to keep Satan away." And lo, Bible study just got awesome   ( divider line
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2013-01-27 08:42:48 PM  
5 votes:
Pretty sure if  subby wants to keep this in context they'll include the next verse: "try not to suck any dicks on the way out to the parking lot".
2013-01-27 05:37:21 PM  
4 votes:
Genesis 1:28 "...and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth..."

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2013-01-27 04:52:27 PM  
3 votes:

Donnchadha: Out of context Bible quotes get greenlights now?

Your comment reminds me of this. (Possibly NSFW)
2013-01-27 09:10:04 PM  
2 votes:
"Eat the fat and drink sweet wine".

A verse that'll drive your Mormon cardiologist nuts.
2013-01-27 08:50:02 PM  
2 votes:

Donnchadha: Out of context Bible quotes get greenlights now?

Someone thought we needed some god to go with all the guns being greenlit.
2013-01-27 08:43:11 PM  
2 votes:
No wait, that was Crystal Method.

I always mix those two up.
2013-01-27 08:38:41 PM  
2 votes:
The Bible is hot and all, but it's no masterpiece like 50 Shades of Grey.
2013-01-27 05:23:10 PM  
2 votes:
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And to be fair, if Christina Hendricks is doing a reading...

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2013-01-28 01:02:45 AM  
1 vote:
I suspect that verses like this, combined with others that set the husband as the final authority in the household, made it easier to justify laws in the West that defined spousal rape as a non-criminal act. Not a fan.
2013-01-28 12:41:42 AM  
1 vote:
fark your woman, fark your man,
It is all part of gods plan
Mormons help god as they can,
Here in Salt Lake City land!
2013-01-27 09:34:32 PM  
1 vote:
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/bears repeating
2013-01-27 09:22:16 PM  
1 vote:
And thus did Jesus say: "No Fat Chicks"

From the Gospel of Pat Robertson
2013-01-27 08:55:17 PM  
1 vote:

s2s2s2: "The wife gives authority over her body to her husband, and the husband gives authority over his body to his wife."

-The Previous Verse

Butt sex.  I'm pretty sure that means butt sex.
2013-01-27 08:49:00 PM  
1 vote:

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And to be fair, if Christina Hendricks is doing a reading...

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I would beget with her all night long
2013-01-27 08:48:56 PM  
1 vote:
Jesus want you to dring good wine.

John 2:10 - A host always serves the best wine first," he said. "Then, when everyone has had a lot to drink, he brings out the less expensive wine. But you have kept the best until now!"
2013-01-27 08:41:44 PM  
1 vote:
Or the secular version: fark me regularly, or I go after your best friend.
2013-01-27 06:20:21 PM  
1 vote:
you should come together again so that Satan won't be able to tempt you because of your lack of self-control.*

*does not apply to Catholic priests
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