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(Buzzfeed)   Eleven men from movies who don't exist in real life. Like every character Ryan Gosling has ever played. Though do you know any woman who would let a man wash her hair?   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 21
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2013-01-27 03:54:31 PM
5 votes:

xynix: I sometimes wash my girlfriends hair.. Sometimes I even blow dry it and brush it.


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2013-01-27 12:42:18 PM
4 votes:
The selfless artist who just wants you to live your dreams and when the boat you're on sinks in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean he lets go of the board. (Even though there was totally room for two.)


After sitting through that movie, I would have been tempted to let myself mercifully drift off into the abyss and freeze to death.
2013-01-27 03:52:36 PM
3 votes:

xynix: I sometimes wash my girlfriends hair.. Sometimes I even blow dry it and brush it.


If you just helped hold it back when she puked you wouldn't have to do that.
2013-01-27 03:25:05 PM
3 votes:
3. The man who falls in love with a perfect stranger that he's never met, never seen and doesn't know anything about. At all.

I'm pretty sure that guy exists.

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2013-01-27 03:29:37 PM
2 votes:
My husband has washed my hair after a pretty serious surgery. He also cleaned out my drainage tube and cleaned me up after I shat myself. Now THAT'S love!
2013-01-27 01:55:48 PM
2 votes:

thamike: 6. The guy who comes back from the dead and uses Whoopi Goldberg to find you.


Actually, that guy exists:

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CSB.. The first time I tripped on acid we went to this movie. Or maybe it was the first sequel.. Anyway my friend Pat who had a mohawk and a retainer started chatter mouthing after the movie and I thought my head was going to explode. Also these movies on acid .. not the best idea.
2013-01-27 01:43:02 PM
2 votes:
6. The guy who comes back from the dead and uses Whoopi Goldberg to find you.


Actually, that guy exists:

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2013-01-27 07:52:35 PM
1 votes:
None of the women in those movies exist in real life either.
2013-01-27 06:07:42 PM
1 votes:

xynix: I sometimes wash my girlfriends hair.. Sometimes I even blow dry it and brush it.


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There is nothing wrong with this.
2013-01-27 05:50:53 PM
1 votes:
They left off " Greaser with a heart of gold who runs with other Greasers will take up track and get good grades for his Australian girl friend."
2013-01-27 04:29:09 PM
1 votes:
I hated The Notebook because Ryan Gosling's character's behavior was supposed to be all touching and romantic when all it seemed to me was that it was creepy and abusive.
2013-01-27 04:19:06 PM
1 votes:

johnnyboog: His best role is Eli - the boy with autism from Freaks and Geeks.


Ha!  Ben Foster, the new Helen Keller.
2013-01-27 03:35:29 PM
1 votes:
Someone should do "Eleven women from movies who don't exist in real life" just to be fair.
/And no, pornography doesn't count.
2013-01-27 03:23:46 PM
1 votes:
How about every guy from a Hallmark Channel movie. Every one of those assholes is:

- a widower who tragically lost his wife several years back (long enough ago not to be weepy about her)
- the best single dad ever OR the best potential dad ever who instantly becomes best friends with the protagonist's kid
- an animal lover and environmentalist
- usually accompanied by the happiest piano music
- rich OR at least wealthy enough to be able to do whatever he wants
- an artist, musician, or poet who makes art for the love of it
- so much nicer than the selfish man the protagonist is with when the movie begins
2013-01-27 02:54:07 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: Otherwise known as every male lead in every girl porn romance story every written.


i notice they left out Creepy Self Important Sh*theel with a Homicidal Father.

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Lookathebag dance!  Lookatit!  This is art!


/the 90s was the most fun cultural identity crisis
2013-01-27 02:01:56 PM
1 votes:

xynix: CSB.. The first time I tripped on acid we went to this movie. .


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2013-01-27 01:33:26 PM
1 votes:

namatad: Mugato: Wow those all sound like creepy assholes.

and yet so many women pine for them. "why are all the good ones already taken??"


Well of course a girl is going to pine for a free spirited young lad when she's locked into an arranged marriage with an abusive asshole in a bad rug. Or a ghost or a vampire or an angel. Chicks love that undead shiat. And of course a hookers going to get wet over a millionaire. And Sleepless in Seattle I assume was a precursor to the internet romance and we all know how those turn out. I don't know anything about the other films.

City of Angels BTW was hilarious, I got dragged to that a long time ago. So Nick Cage is an angel who falls in love with Meg Ryan and gives up his powers for her, much like Superman in Superman 2 except he didn't have a green popsicle to get his powers back. And she's so happy that she's riding her bike and closes her eyes and raises her arms up and is just in ecstasy and BAM! She'shiat by a truck. And Nick Cage is stuck as a mortal and she's dead. That's just slapstick right there.

As for Rose and Jack and that door, they couldn't have switched places every few minutes, held each other for warmth or found another piece of flotsam? Nevermind, that whole movie pissed me off. Great production values, don't get me wrong. But the writing. Just like every other Cameron film since T2. Yes, he's a billionaire and I'm not.
2013-01-27 01:14:20 PM
1 votes:
I sometimes wash my girlfriends hair.. Sometimes I even blow dry it and brush it.
2013-01-27 01:12:46 PM
1 votes:
I thought Mythbusters proved that there wasn't room for Jack on that floating piece of wall paneling?  Something to do with the buoyancy of it.
2013-01-27 01:00:06 PM
1 votes:
Wow those all sound like creepy assholes.
2013-01-27 12:26:22 PM
1 votes:
I love reading stories from middle aged women complaining about not being able to find any good men.
Karmic justice is such a biatch.
 
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