Mister Peejay: Anne.Uumellmahaye: Hubby washed my hair once. I had just had surgery to remove my cancer-riddled thyroid and a few lymph nodes. I was drugged to oblivion but I felt so gross and wasn't supposed to get my stitches wet. So he washed my hair as I sat in the tub, drugged out, stinky, and with a number of stitched up bloody gashes.It's not always teh sexay time you might imagine...Sexy? Maybe not. Romantic? AS ALL HELL
rynthetyn: I hated The Notebook because Ryan Gosling's character's behavior was supposed to be all touching and romantic when all it seemed to me was that it was creepy and abusive.
Marshal805: Someone should do "Eleven women from movies who don't exist in real life" just to be fair./And no, pornography doesn't count.
xynix: I sometimes wash my girlfriends hair.. Sometimes I even blow dry it and brush it.
namatad: I love reading stories from middle aged women complaining about not being able to find any good men.Karmic justice is such a biatch.
Babbs: My husband has washed my hair after a pretty serious surgery. He also cleaned out my drainage tube and cleaned me up after I shat myself. Now THAT'S love!
DrZiffle: The misses watches Out of Africa every damn time it's on, just to see Robert Redford wash Meryl Streep's greasy head.
namatad: Mugato: Wow those all sound like creepy assholes.and yet so many women pine for them. "why are all the good ones already taken??"
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