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(Buzzfeed)   Eleven men from movies who don't exist in real life. Like every character Ryan Gosling has ever played. Though do you know any woman who would let a man wash her hair?   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 76
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2013-01-27 12:26:22 PM
I love reading stories from middle aged women complaining about not being able to find any good men.
Karmic justice is such a biatch.
 
2013-01-27 12:42:18 PM
The selfless artist who just wants you to live your dreams and when the boat you're on sinks in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean he lets go of the board. (Even though there was totally room for two.)


After sitting through that movie, I would have been tempted to let myself mercifully drift off into the abyss and freeze to death.
 
2013-01-27 12:54:36 PM
A couple actually.
 
2013-01-27 01:00:06 PM
Wow those all sound like creepy assholes.
 
2013-01-27 01:12:46 PM
I thought Mythbusters proved that there wasn't room for Jack on that floating piece of wall paneling?  Something to do with the buoyancy of it.
 
2013-01-27 01:14:20 PM
I sometimes wash my girlfriends hair.. Sometimes I even blow dry it and brush it.
 
2013-01-27 01:14:44 PM

Mugato: Wow those all sound like creepy assholes.


and yet so many women pine for them. "why are all the good ones already taken??"
 
2013-01-27 01:33:26 PM

namatad: Mugato: Wow those all sound like creepy assholes.

and yet so many women pine for them. "why are all the good ones already taken??"


Well of course a girl is going to pine for a free spirited young lad when she's locked into an arranged marriage with an abusive asshole in a bad rug. Or a ghost or a vampire or an angel. Chicks love that undead shiat. And of course a hookers going to get wet over a millionaire. And Sleepless in Seattle I assume was a precursor to the internet romance and we all know how those turn out. I don't know anything about the other films.

City of Angels BTW was hilarious, I got dragged to that a long time ago. So Nick Cage is an angel who falls in love with Meg Ryan and gives up his powers for her, much like Superman in Superman 2 except he didn't have a green popsicle to get his powers back. And she's so happy that she's riding her bike and closes her eyes and raises her arms up and is just in ecstasy and BAM! She'shiat by a truck. And Nick Cage is stuck as a mortal and she's dead. That's just slapstick right there.

As for Rose and Jack and that door, they couldn't have switched places every few minutes, held each other for warmth or found another piece of flotsam? Nevermind, that whole movie pissed me off. Great production values, don't get me wrong. But the writing. Just like every other Cameron film since T2. Yes, he's a billionaire and I'm not.
 
2013-01-27 01:43:02 PM
6. The guy who comes back from the dead and uses Whoopi Goldberg to find you.


Actually, that guy exists:

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2013-01-27 01:53:00 PM

thamike: 6. The guy who comes back from the dead and uses Whoopi Goldberg to find you.


Actually, that guy exists:

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I have no idea what your post even means but I really wanted to get some guys together to be the Cenobites last Halloween. Of course I wanted to be Pinhead but I would have been the Chatterer if I had to. We even had a fat guy and a hot girl who were willing but it didn't pan out. But I digress.
 
2013-01-27 01:55:48 PM

thamike: 6. The guy who comes back from the dead and uses Whoopi Goldberg to find you.


Actually, that guy exists:

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CSB.. The first time I tripped on acid we went to this movie. Or maybe it was the first sequel.. Anyway my friend Pat who had a mohawk and a retainer started chatter mouthing after the movie and I thought my head was going to explode. Also these movies on acid .. not the best idea.
 
2013-01-27 02:01:56 PM

xynix: CSB.. The first time I tripped on acid we went to this movie. .


cdn.ksk.uproxx.com
 
2013-01-27 02:41:57 PM
Otherwise known as every male lead in every girl porn romance story every written.
 
2013-01-27 02:54:07 PM

GAT_00: Otherwise known as every male lead in every girl porn romance story every written.


i notice they left out Creepy Self Important Sh*theel with a Homicidal Father.

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Lookathebag dance!  Lookatit!  This is art!


/the 90s was the most fun cultural identity crisis
 
2013-01-27 03:15:01 PM
My husband can wash my hair any time he likes. He does it juuuust right and with the tiniest bit of a massage.
 
2013-01-27 03:17:12 PM
Fark shouldn't be so hard on Ryan Gosling. He is single-handedly making omega male behavior sexy.
 
2013-01-27 03:21:55 PM

Mugato: And she's so happy that she's riding her bike and closes her eyes and raises her arms up and is just in ecstasy and BAM! She'shiat by a truck.


Filterpwnage.

It happens to the best of us.
 
2013-01-27 03:23:46 PM
How about every guy from a Hallmark Channel movie. Every one of those assholes is:

- a widower who tragically lost his wife several years back (long enough ago not to be weepy about her)
- the best single dad ever OR the best potential dad ever who instantly becomes best friends with the protagonist's kid
- an animal lover and environmentalist
- usually accompanied by the happiest piano music
- rich OR at least wealthy enough to be able to do whatever he wants
- an artist, musician, or poet who makes art for the love of it
- so much nicer than the selfish man the protagonist is with when the movie begins
 
2013-01-27 03:25:05 PM
3. The man who falls in love with a perfect stranger that he's never met, never seen and doesn't know anything about. At all.

I'm pretty sure that guy exists.

www.usmagazine.com
 
2013-01-27 03:26:16 PM

I Like Bread: Fark shouldn't be so hard on Ryan Gosling. He is single-handedly making omega male behavior sexy.


What omega male behavior might look like:

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2013-01-27 03:29:06 PM
The misses watches Out of Africa every damn time it's on, just to see Robert Redford wash Meryl Streep's greasy head.
 
2013-01-27 03:29:37 PM
My husband has washed my hair after a pretty serious surgery. He also cleaned out my drainage tube and cleaned me up after I shat myself. Now THAT'S love!
 
2013-01-27 03:35:29 PM
Someone should do "Eleven women from movies who don't exist in real life" just to be fair.
/And no, pornography doesn't count.
 
2013-01-27 03:39:27 PM

Primitive Screwhead: 3. The man who falls in love with a perfect stranger that he's never met, never seen and doesn't know anything about. At all.

I'm pretty sure that guy exists.

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Dammit. Too slow.
 
2013-01-27 03:44:43 PM

DrZiffle: The misses watches Out of Africa every damn time it's on, just to see Robert Redford wash Meryl Streep's greasy head.


Maybe you should offer to wash her hair once in awhile.
 
2013-01-27 03:52:36 PM

xynix: I sometimes wash my girlfriends hair.. Sometimes I even blow dry it and brush it.


If you just helped hold it back when she puked you wouldn't have to do that.
 
2013-01-27 03:54:31 PM

xynix: I sometimes wash my girlfriends hair.. Sometimes I even blow dry it and brush it.


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2013-01-27 03:57:56 PM
Hubby washed my hair once. I had just had surgery to remove my cancer-riddled thyroid and a few lymph nodes. I was drugged to oblivion but I felt so gross and wasn't supposed to get my stitches wet. So he washed my hair as I sat in the tub, drugged out, stinky, and with a number of stitched up bloody gashes.

It's not always teh sexay time you might imagine...
 
2013-01-27 03:59:34 PM
FTA: The guy who writes you 365 letters everyday for a year and when you show up engaged, brings you out in a rowboat to a river of swans.

That's some mighty fine editing work. Although I haven't seen The Notebook, so I hope it's mighty fine editing?
 
2013-01-27 04:15:06 PM

thamike: I Like Bread: Fark shouldn't be so hard on Ryan Gosling. He is single-handedly making omega male behavior sexy.

What omega male behavior might look like:

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His best role is Eli - the boy with autism from Freaks and Geeks.
 
2013-01-27 04:19:06 PM

johnnyboog: His best role is Eli - the boy with autism from Freaks and Geeks.


Ha!  Ben Foster, the new Helen Keller.
 
2013-01-27 04:29:09 PM
I hated The Notebook because Ryan Gosling's character's behavior was supposed to be all touching and romantic when all it seemed to me was that it was creepy and abusive.
 
2013-01-27 04:35:32 PM
Yah because if you tried your average rom-com stunt in real life at best you end up with yet another restraining order or at worst dead. Or really really bad you actually end up with the high maintenance chick with unreasonable expectations and you wish for the worst once you realize what a terrible mistake you've made. There's reasons why those very rarely have sequels.
 
2013-01-27 04:36:36 PM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Hubby washed my hair once. I had just had surgery to remove my cancer-riddled thyroid and a few lymph nodes. I was drugged to oblivion but I felt so gross and wasn't supposed to get my stitches wet. So he washed my hair as I sat in the tub, drugged out, stinky, and with a number of stitched up bloody gashes.

It's not always teh sexay time you might imagine...


Sexy? Maybe not. Romantic? AS ALL HELL
 
2013-01-27 04:42:16 PM

thamike: xynix: I sometimes wash my girlfriends hair.. Sometimes I even blow dry it and brush it.

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teehee
 
2013-01-27 04:50:48 PM

Babbs: My husband has washed my hair after a pretty serious surgery. He also cleaned out my drainage tube and cleaned me up after I shat myself. Now THAT'S love!


No. That's lust.

/nttawwt
 
2013-01-27 04:52:11 PM

Troy McClure: How about every guy from a Hallmark Channel movie. Every one of those assholes is:

- a widower who tragically lost his wife several years back (long enough ago not to be weepy about her)
- the best single dad ever OR the best potential dad ever who instantly becomes best friends with the protagonist's kid
- an animal lover and environmentalist
- usually accompanied by the happiest piano music
- rich OR at least wealthy enough to be able to do whatever he wants
- an artist, musician, or poet who makes art for the love of it
- so much nicer than the selfish man the protagonist is with when the movie begins


If there's one thing that makes me really angry, it's the happiest piano music.
 
2013-01-27 05:01:31 PM
Are we making fun of Manti Te'o BECAUSE he is man number 3.

I mean we just proved that guy does exist.
 
2013-01-27 05:02:48 PM

TheManofPA: Are we making fun of Manti Te'o BECAUSE he is man number 3.

I mean we just proved that guy does exist.


Oh son of a biatch, there are taglines underneath. Now that's a big reading fail. I'm going to go pull a number 5 to make amends.

WHOOPI NOOOOOOO
 
2013-01-27 05:04:07 PM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Hubby washed my hair once. I had just had surgery to remove my cancer-riddled thyroid and a few lymph nodes. I was drugged to oblivion but I felt so gross and wasn't supposed to get my stitches wet. So he washed my hair as I sat in the tub, drugged out, stinky, and with a number of stitched up bloody gashes.

It's not always teh sexay time you might imagine...


Not at that time, but it bought him some sexy time later. I am sure of this, for it is the only reason men do those kind of things. That and a sammich.
 
2013-01-27 05:21:33 PM

Babbs: My husband has washed my hair after a pretty serious surgery. He also cleaned out my drainage tube and cleaned me up after I shat myself. Now THAT'S love!


Oh yeah, my wife had cancer and I hated feeling so powerless and unable to do ANYTHING throughout that time to really care for her beyond basic help out of bed and get food stuff. Also looked like she may have some other issues from same disorder that caused her breast cancer. What did I do? Completely gave up my career in IT where I worked at a pretty high level and am going back to nursing school. How's that for devotion?
 
2013-01-27 05:38:38 PM
The guy who writes you 365 letters everyday for a year and when you show up engaged, brings you out in a rowboat to a river of swans.

That's a lot of writing. Too much to row a rowboat afterwards.
 
2013-01-27 05:50:53 PM
They left off " Greaser with a heart of gold who runs with other Greasers will take up track and get good grades for his Australian girl friend."
 
2013-01-27 06:05:01 PM

namatad: I love reading stories from middle aged women complaining about not being able to find any good men.
Karmic justice is such a biatch.


Every woman of a generation, including hardened lesbians, secretly long for a Lloyd Dobler
 
2013-01-27 06:07:42 PM

xynix: I sometimes wash my girlfriends hair.. Sometimes I even blow dry it and brush it.


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There is nothing wrong with this.
 
2013-01-27 06:08:14 PM

Marshal805: Someone should do "Eleven women from movies who don't exist in real life" just to be fair.
/And no, pornography doesn't count.


Those would be manic pixie dream girls that don't end in arrest, murder, or the book ending to breakfast at Tiffany's, and that would fill the list out to a hundred
 
2013-01-27 06:09:20 PM

Troy McClure: How about every guy from a Hallmark Channel movie. Every one of those assholes is:

- a widower who tragically lost his wife several years back (long enough ago not to be weepy about her)
- the best single dad ever OR the best potential dad ever who instantly becomes best friends with the protagonist's kid
- an animal lover and environmentalist
- usually accompanied by the happiest piano music
- rich OR at least wealthy enough to be able to do whatever he wants
- an artist, musician, or poet who makes art for the love of it
- so much nicer than the selfish man the protagonist is with when the movie begins


He may or may not be an architect that plays jazz on the side
 
2013-01-27 06:11:00 PM

thamike: GAT_00: Otherwise known as every male lead in every girl porn romance story every written.

i notice they left out Creepy Self Important Sh*theel with a Homicidal Father.



Lookathebag dance!  Lookatit!  This is art!


/the 90s was the most fun cultural identity crisis


Apparently the original ending was for them to be framed for the murder by the dad. The things you learn from crqcked .
 
2013-01-27 06:19:34 PM

Fano: namatad: I love reading stories from middle aged women complaining about not being able to find any good men.
Karmic justice is such a biatch.

Every woman of a generation, including hardened lesbians, secretly long for a Lloyd Dobler


I don't. I've never seen that movie.
 
2013-01-27 06:30:43 PM

rynthetyn: I hated The Notebook because Ryan Gosling's character's behavior was supposed to be all touching and romantic when all it seemed to me was that it was creepy and abusive.


THANK YOU!  I heard the movie was good, so when I saw it on TV I started watching it.  As soon as he got her to go out with her by threatening to kill himself I turned it off.  It sort of reminded me of that Aniston movie The Break Up where Vaghn got Aniston's character to date him by acting like a complete jerk... SUCH a surprise they broke up!

/my fiance got me to go out with him by being a fun, funny, good man to be around, and he asked me out without a ton of fanfare, manipulation, or pretending to just be my friend, etc.
 
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