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(Patch)   What you say: "It's not me, man" What cop hears: "It's me. I'm guilty. Arrest me immediately"   ( divider line
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12107 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jan 2013 at 2:19 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-27 02:40:54 PM  
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jehovahs witness protection: FTA: The bottle was supposed to have contained 98 pills prescribed to be used at the rate of one per day.

I find this to be very odd. Percosets are for serious pain. Only one per day? My prescription is for 5 per day.

Holy sh*t your butthurt is worse than we thought.
2013-01-27 03:50:59 PM  
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meyerkev: and once after my eyeballs got moved.

Serves you right for not paying the rent on time.
2013-01-27 01:53:23 PM  
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The officer then dropped the handcuffs and drew a taser. Standridge still failed to comply with the officer's instructions. While Standridge was resisting and trying to pull away, another officer "leg swept" Standridge and, according to the report, the two officers "took him down to his knees in the grass where he could be safely handcuffed."
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