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2013-01-27 11:40:45 AM  
IT'S REAL TO ME DAMN IT!!!
 
2013-01-27 11:51:17 AM  
Today's Breaking Scandal: THE PUPPY BOWL IS A LIE

A beautiful, wonderful, absolutely adorable lie.  And I'm okay with that.
 
2013-01-27 12:04:48 PM  
So, the result of the show is predetermined. How much does Vince McMahon get paid?
 
2013-01-27 12:18:08 PM  
So, it's no different than the NFL?
 
2013-01-27 12:46:28 PM  
Still a much better show than another 2 hours of Superbowl hype.

But it is probably only a matter of a couple years before tackling is outlawed. Next, blows to the head are banned and puppies start getting ejected.
 
2013-01-27 12:54:06 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Today's Breaking Scandal: THE PUPPY BOWL IS A LIE

A beautiful, wonderful, absolutely adorable lie.  And I'm okay with that.


i1079.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-27 01:08:48 PM  
When Vegas find out the fix is in it might be time to flea
 
2013-01-27 01:27:58 PM  
PUPPY BOWL
2.bp.blogspot.com
/was that wrong
//should i not have done that
 
2013-01-27 01:32:32 PM  
Hedgehogs? There's hedgehogs running around?
 
2013-01-27 01:43:44 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: A beautiful, wonderful, absolutely adorable lie. And I'm okay with that.


Well said.
 
2013-01-27 01:59:13 PM  

eddievercetti: Hedgehogs? There's hedgehogs running around?


Hey, they had dozens of pairs of little red and white shoes they needed to fill...
 
2013-01-27 02:15:22 PM  

eddievercetti: Hedgehogs? There's hedgehogs running around?


They're the cheerleaders.

In tutus.

/Squeeeee!
 
2013-01-27 02:33:42 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: PUPPY BOWL
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]
/was that wrong
//should i not have done that


You. Magnificent. Bastard.
 
2013-01-27 02:50:36 PM  
good thing...

how many times do you want a puppy pushing out a grumpy during the play!

/never watched that much at a time...they could very well be laying down the tootsie rolls
 
2013-01-27 02:51:15 PM  
Didn't they have baby chickens operating the blimp last year?
 
2013-01-27 02:53:37 PM  

Tanukis_Parachute: how many times do you want a puppy pushing out a grumpy during the play!


Here's an applicable post from the Video Tab thread on this:

McStubbins
I check in again for one minute and see them all snoozing but for one. Gets a drink of water, strolls to the back, and lazily deposits a foot long snakey deuce on the floor. Pointed right at me in hot POV action. He strolls back to the front, sits, and scoots his ass on the ground for about a foot. And then... second nappies.
 
2013-01-27 02:58:03 PM  

eddievercetti: Hedgehogs? There's hedgehogs running around?


From what I hear the blue one is way past cool
 
2013-01-27 02:58:05 PM  

baka-san: IT'S REAL TO ME DAMN IT!!!


filmcrithulk.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-27 02:58:51 PM  
That's it!  I've farking had it!

*ragequits puppy bowl*
 
2013-01-27 02:59:38 PM  
Millionaire prima donna types paid to play a kids' game or puppies? I love football but the pups come first. I'll even nominate myself to be the first commish of the NPPL (National Puppy Play League). Will "work" for puppy breath.
 
2013-01-27 03:00:33 PM  
I don't care if the Puppy Bowl is a lie.

If it's a lie, it's the cutest goddamned lie in the history of the universe.
 
2013-01-27 03:01:20 PM  
I hear they're doing cross-marketing with Lion's Gate Entertainment this year

cdn.smallscreenscoop.com
 
2013-01-27 03:03:12 PM  
t3.gstatic.com

If you don't love the Puppy Bowl, then you have no soul
 
2013-01-27 03:03:36 PM  
First Armstrong and now this! What is the world coming to?
 
2013-01-27 03:05:51 PM  
It usually has the more entertaining halftime show, at least.
 
2013-01-27 03:07:15 PM  

BenJammin: First Armstrong and now this! What is the world coming to?


*cue weird into guitar music*

'This is the end.....my only friend, the end.....
 
GBB
2013-01-27 03:07:17 PM  
As long as the Bud Bowl was real, I'm OK with this.
 
2013-01-27 03:07:40 PM  
So, Now the E Channel is suddenly worried about truthiness in regards to a TV show about funny animals who sometimes poop?

i.cdn.turner.com

I LOVES me some Puppy Bowl. The hedgehogs will be cheerleaders, BTW.
 
2013-01-27 03:07:56 PM  
I saw a coach with a bag of performance-enhancing drugs! Okay, Snausages.
 
2013-01-27 03:14:27 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: PUPPY BOWL
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]
/was that wrong
//should i not have done that


That's OK, I was just imagining your mom hanging on a crucifix.
 
2013-01-27 03:15:07 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: PUPPY BOWL

/was that wrong
//should i not have done that


Damn you for making me laugh at that!

/may be one of the funniest postings in Fark history.
 
2013-01-27 03:15:09 PM  
Kitty Halftime Show!

i1353.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-27 03:15:51 PM  

BenJammin: First Armstrong and now this! What is the world coming to?


Everybody already knew the moon landings were fake anyway.
 
2013-01-27 03:17:04 PM  
Due to lack of cable television, I have never seen The Puppy Bowl. I don't care if it was filmed in June. Must watch puppies and kitties and hedgies. Somehow...
 
2013-01-27 03:18:34 PM  
Still less crooked than the Super Bowl.
 
2013-01-27 03:20:16 PM  
This is an outrage!
/too lazy to post the picture
 
2013-01-27 03:20:51 PM  
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-01-27 03:22:42 PM  
Never seen it. The only real videos I've seen involving dogs and football usually include a dog running on the field, dropping a duece or finding another dog to hump infront of everyone. Seriously,does anyone NOT want this to be taped and edited?
 
2013-01-27 03:22:51 PM  

GranoblasticMan: BenJammin: First Armstrong and now this! What is the world coming to?

Everybody already knew the moon landings were fake anyway.


Yah. And cycling is so stupid. Why else would Lance be doping?
 
2013-01-27 03:24:12 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: eddievercetti: Hedgehogs? There's hedgehogs running around?

They're the cheerleaders.

In tutus.

/Squeeeee!


As a hedgehog, I'm getting a kick...
 
2013-01-27 03:24:34 PM  
Adopt shelter dogs, down with puppy mills, and if the puppy bowl was shot live, it'd be about as boring as the real Super Bowl. I'm glad they edit it down to the good parts.
 
2013-01-27 03:27:29 PM  
Hottest cheerleaders ever
 
2013-01-27 03:31:10 PM  
I knew it. My bookie is a son of a biatch.
 
2013-01-27 03:31:21 PM  

Lenny_da_Hog: Benevolent Misanthrope: eddievercetti: Hedgehogs? There's hedgehogs running around?

They're the cheerleaders.

In tutus.

/Squeeeee!

As a hedgehog, I'm getting a kick...


But are you wearing a tutu?
 
2013-01-27 03:34:47 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-27 03:35:35 PM  

PanicMan: Didn't they have baby chickens operating the blimp last year?


Uh, no. It's always Hamsters, my wife's favorite part...
 
2013-01-27 03:35:51 PM  

LordOfThePings: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 400x400]

anongallery.org
 
2013-01-27 03:37:53 PM  
Who cares? Puppies!
 
2013-01-27 03:46:28 PM  
It's obviously part of the UN plot to take over the US.
 
2013-01-27 03:46:51 PM  
The real puppy bowl:
i527.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-27 03:52:06 PM  
Better headline would have been:
PUPPY BOWL HAS BEEN FIXED.
 
2013-01-27 03:58:36 PM  
Say it ain't so, Fido! Say it ain't so!
 
2013-01-27 04:02:54 PM  
It's not the same since Harry Kalas died.
 
2013-01-27 04:04:12 PM  
I see your puppy bowl and raise you a puppy cup.

i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-27 04:10:57 PM  
Well, there goes my faith in humanity.
 
2013-01-27 04:12:11 PM  
There wasn't enough cute without the hedgehogs? God I love those little rats.
 
2013-01-27 04:12:51 PM  
Better than the actual Superbowl.
 
2013-01-27 04:15:33 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-27 04:32:46 PM  

Banned on the Run: [t3.gstatic.com image 275x183]

If you don't love the Puppy Bowl, then you have no soul


Agreed. Plus, it's no different from any other 'reality show'. When I heard that scenes were being reshot in  Survivor episodes, that squashed whatever interest I had in those POS programs. I make an exception for The Puppy Bowl though.


Love your work in boob threads, BTW.


Jazzy intently watching TPB 2 years ago.



farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-27 04:42:28 PM  

mr_a: Still a much better show than another 2 hours of Superbowl hype.

But it is probably only a matter of a couple years before tackling is outlawed. Next, blows to the head are banned and puppies start getting ejected.


2 hours? You haven't watched the Super Bowl in a while huh?
 
2013-01-27 04:46:48 PM  

DoBeDoBeDo: mr_a: Still a much better show than another 2 hours of Superbowl hype.

But it is probably only a matter of a couple years before tackling is outlawed. Next, blows to the head are banned and puppies start getting ejected.

2 hours? You haven't watched the Super Bowl in a while huh?


I just checked my TV listings and CBS is starting the pregame coverage at 10AM CT Super Bowl Sunday.

That's right...7 hours of pregame coverage.
 
2013-01-27 04:51:52 PM  
Puppy Bowl rescued me from wandering aimlessly in department stores with a handful of other men who don't masturbate to pro football. Seen every PB from #1.

What I want to know: How do they train the hamsters to fly the dirigible? The logistics, I can't wrap my head around it.
 
2013-01-27 04:52:32 PM  

eddievercetti: [i.imgur.com image 400x268]


Ok, what is the "SOON" meme from?
 
2013-01-27 05:02:31 PM  

meyerkev: eddievercetti: [i.imgur.com image 400x268]

Ok, what is the "SOON" meme from?


Soon.
 
2013-01-27 05:29:55 PM  

KawaiiNot: Kitty Halftime Show!
[i1353.photobucket.com image 260x194]


Kitty fulltime show

/and you can give $ to help care for them
 
2013-01-27 05:31:36 PM  

eraser8: I don't care if the Puppy Bowl is a lie.

If it's a lie, it's the cutest goddamned lie in the history of the universe.


static01.mediaite.com

"More people have died over of cute goddamned lies, and I'm willing to piss over it because only stupid, ignorart people believe in cute goddamn lies."
 
2013-01-27 05:34:37 PM  
Uh.. what? where is the lie? did they ever say it was live? are people really that stupid?
 
2013-01-27 05:44:48 PM  

KrispyKritter: Puppy Bowl rescued me from wandering aimlessly in department stores with a handful of other men who don't masturbate to pro football. Seen every PB from #1.

What I want to know: How do they train the hamsters to fly the dirigible? The logistics, I can't wrap my head around it.


And the kitty half-time show! Can you image the weeks of practice it would take to get those prima donnas to work together?

It would be like...herding cats!
 
2013-01-27 06:04:05 PM  

John Buck 41: Banned on the Run: [t3.gstatic.com image 275x183]

If you don't love the Puppy Bowl, then you have no soul

Agreed. Plus, it's no different from any other 'reality show'. When I heard that scenes were being reshot in  Survivor episodes, that squashed whatever interest I had in those POS programs. I make an exception for The Puppy Bowl though.
Love your work in boob threads, BTW.
Jazzy intently watching TPB 2 years ago.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 500x375]


Thanks. Good to know my work is appreciated.
 
2013-01-27 06:31:38 PM  

Banned on the Run: John Buck 41: Banned on the Run: [t3.gstatic.com image 275x183]

If you don't love the Puppy Bowl, then you have no soul

Agreed. Plus, it's no different from any other 'reality show'. When I heard that scenes were being reshot in  Survivor episodes, that squashed whatever interest I had in those POS programs. I make an exception for The Puppy Bowl though.
Love your work in boob threads, BTW.
Jazzy intently watching TPB 2 years ago.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 500x375]

Thanks. Good to know my work is appreciated.


You've been Favorited (in teal) for a couple years.
 
2013-01-27 10:34:54 PM  
Yes, it's cute.  But it's also responsible for 99% of the people who just go to Super Bowl parties to complain about football and shriek about the puppies.

If you don't care about the Super Bowl, and only want to yack and squeal about puppies, then hold a farking Puppy Bowl Party and invite all your sports-hating friends to trash your house.

And while you're at it, put it on the net so we can have a Puppy Bowl Party Bowl Viewing Party at our Super Bowl Party.  Dawg.
 
2013-01-27 10:35:07 PM  
BECAUSE PUPPIES, THAT'S WHY!!!
 
2013-01-28 12:26:21 AM  
i must be the only person in the world who has never even heard of the puppy bowl until now.
 
x23
2013-01-28 03:07:23 AM  
THANKS OBAMA!
 
2013-01-28 08:01:08 AM  
Don't care, still watching. I heard the Bissel Kitty Halftime lineup is going to be hot.
 
2013-01-28 09:06:17 AM  
It's the cake. The cake is a lie.
 
2013-01-28 10:57:24 AM  
Well, in retrospect, I guess we all kind of knew. If they didn't film it in advance and edit it OR give the puppies something to keep them from pooping for awhile there'd be more loaves hitting the floor than Michael J Fox at a bakery.
 
2013-01-28 04:23:37 PM  

eddievercetti: Hedgehogs? There's hedgehogs running around?


Bugger 'em.
 
2013-01-28 04:44:16 PM  

HailRobonia: eddievercetti: Hedgehogs? There's hedgehogs running around?

Bugger 'em.


Crazy talk. The hedgehog can never be buggered, my friend.
 
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