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(Mirror.co.uk)   Couple addicted to McDonald's had three McMuffins each for breakfast then burgers for lunch and dinner (with wtf pics)   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 41
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2013-01-27 02:10:00 PM  
9 votes:

xynix: Also kind of relevant because I had a "McMuffin" this morning. Home made.. On an Ezekiel 4:9 organic sprouted whole grain muffin, organic eggs - locally sourced from a farm about 20 miles away, organic cheese of course - locally sourced from Harmony Farms in north Georgia.. It's not hard to make something yummy that is also healthy and unprocessed. Eating like that is a big reason why I weight the same as I did when I was 19.


But your serum smug levels are at a near fatal level
2013-01-27 02:06:50 PM  
8 votes:

xynix: Also kind of relevant because I had a "McMuffin" this morning. Home made.. On an Ezekiel 4:9 organic sprouted whole grain muffin, organic eggs - locally sourced from a farm about 20 miles away, organic cheese of course - locally sourced from Harmony Farms in north Georgia.. It's not hard to make something yummy that is also healthy and unprocessed. Eating like that is a big reason why I weight the same as I did when I was 19.


images1.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-01-27 01:45:43 PM  
7 votes:

NewportBarGuy: I am now blind. So, this is how Anne Frank felt.


Feeling up a blind woman? You sick bastard.
2013-01-27 02:42:12 PM  
4 votes:

drjekel_mrhyde: Why is her feet so damn big?


She's got a huge penis.
2013-01-27 04:52:35 PM  
3 votes:
My mother-in-law eats McDs sausage biscuits every day on the way to, and shes 5'4 and well over 300 lbs. Shes also been known to eat an entire box of Oreos in a sitting. She lives an entirely sedentary lifesyle, even her job allows her to be sitting all day. Add in the 2 packs of cigarettes a day and she has pretty much every bad thing you can do to your body covered.

Somehow shes still not dead.

/dammit
2013-01-27 04:11:05 PM  
3 votes:
FTFA: "...then had takeaway burgers every night, usually from KFC. "

Great reporting there, Lou. When I want Tacos, I usually hit up Subway and there's no place better for Fried Chicken than Arby's.
2013-01-27 04:06:03 PM  
3 votes:

tukatz: I missed the part in the article where it mentioned their JOBS.


It's England. Pretty much everybody's on the dole except these guys:

farm8.staticflickr.com

It's called communism. Did you think they wore the red coats for camouflage?
2013-01-27 02:37:27 PM  
3 votes:

xynix: Also kind of relevant because I had a "McMuffin" this morning. Home made.. On an Ezekiel 4:9 organic sprouted whole grain muffin, organic eggs - locally sourced from a farm about 20 miles away, organic cheese of course - locally sourced from Harmony Farms in north Georgia.. It's not hard to make something yummy that is also healthy and unprocessed. Eating like that is a big reason why I weight the same as I did when I was 19.


Can you make them in under 26 minutes?
2013-01-27 01:21:16 PM  
3 votes:
i4.mirror.co.uk
I was going to say they need to switch clothes but I'm not sure that works either - maybe just move to British Columbia.
2013-01-27 11:04:07 AM  
3 votes:
Auughh my eyes where was the NSFW tag when I could see oh god help me
2013-01-27 05:09:13 PM  
2 votes:

xynix: Also kind of relevant because I had a "McMuffin" this morning. Home made.. On an Ezekiel 4:9 organic sprouted whole grain muffin, organic eggs - locally sourced from a farm about 20 miles away, organic cheese of course - locally sourced from Harmony Farms in north Georgia.. It's not hard to make something yummy that is also healthy and unprocessed. Eating like that is a big reason why I weight the same as I did when I was 19.


Hmmm? Atlanta? Do you happen to workout with a guy that drives a convertible Beamer and went to an Ivy League school?
2013-01-27 04:27:33 PM  
2 votes:

xynix: drjekel_mrhyde: xynix: Also kind of relevant because I had a "McMuffin" this morning. Home made.. On an Ezekiel 4:9 organic sprouted whole grain muffin, organic eggs - locally sourced from a farm about 20 miles away, organic cheese of course - locally sourced from Harmony Farms in north Georgia.. It's not hard to make something yummy that is also healthy and unprocessed. Eating like that is a big reason why I weight the same as I did when I was 19.

I'll pass the shiat talking if that's your wife/GF in your profile
/If so gud jerb

Thanks! Soon to be fiance after 4 1/2 years of dating. She's a wonderful person.. Really great attitude about life and relationships.. Never biatches and loves fishing. Karma maybe after being married to the worst human possible for 10 years? Maybe! She's also a great cook and does my laundry.


God Bless her for taking you outta circulation.
2013-01-27 04:17:14 PM  
2 votes:

xynix: Also kind of relevant because I had a "McMuffin" this morning. Home made.. On an Ezekiel 4:9 organic sprouted whole grain muffin, organic eggs - locally sourced from a farm about 20 miles away, organic cheese of course - locally sourced from Harmony Farms in north Georgia.. It's not hard to make something yummy that is also healthy and unprocessed. Eating like that is a big reason why I weight the same as I did when I was 19.


I also need to bite

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2013-01-27 04:16:11 PM  
2 votes:

crypticsatellite: Scroll down; they lost the weight.


And apparently losing the weight turned the wife into a lumberjack lesbian.
2013-01-27 03:58:08 PM  
2 votes:

xynix: Also kind of relevant because I had a "McMuffin" this morning. Home made.. On an Ezekiel 4:9 organic sprouted whole grain muffin, organic eggs - locally sourced from a farm about 20 miles away, organic cheese of course - locally sourced from Harmony Farms in north Georgia.. It's not hard to make something yummy that is also healthy and unprocessed. Eating like that is a big reason why I weight the same as I did when I was 19.


farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-01-27 01:29:19 PM  
2 votes:
Looks like things went a bit pear shaped.. HA.
2013-01-27 12:00:14 PM  
2 votes:
Jesus Tapdancing Christ, they're so fat, even the HEADLINE has its own gravity well!! :/
2013-01-27 11:38:08 AM  
2 votes:
Damn, fat and British.
2013-01-27 08:49:53 PM  
1 votes:

xynix: drjekel_mrhyde: xynix: Also kind of relevant because I had a "McMuffin" this morning. Home made.. On an Ezekiel 4:9 organic sprouted whole grain muffin, organic eggs - locally sourced from a farm about 20 miles away, organic cheese of course - locally sourced from Harmony Farms in north Georgia.. It's not hard to make something yummy that is also healthy and unprocessed. Eating like that is a big reason why I weight the same as I did when I was 19.

I'll pass the shiat talking if that's your wife/GF in your profile
/If so gud jerb

Thanks! Soon to be fiance after 4 1/2 years of dating. She's a wonderful person.. Really great attitude about life and relationships.. Never biatches and loves fishing. Karma maybe after being married to the worst human possible for 10 years? Maybe! She's also a great cook and does my laundry.


She's only after your money.
2013-01-27 08:25:10 PM  
1 votes:

YouWinAgainGravity: I'm drinking some free-range organic water, I can feel the vitamins in my system


COME SEE THE VITAMINS INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!
2013-01-27 07:26:07 PM  
1 votes:
Ok, when subby said "wtf pics" I kinda figured it would be something I wasn't expecting. Like, the guy is sporting a six pack and the girl is super hot. But instead I want to gouge my own eyes out, smoosh them up and put them in a blender just to be assured of never having to see that again.
2013-01-27 05:53:47 PM  
1 votes:
I'm drinking some free-range organic water, I can feel the vitamins in my system
2013-01-27 05:33:12 PM  
1 votes:

Dinki: The mirror has finally gotten to the point where it is probably paying people to do stupid/outrageous/silly stuff for a year or so, then doing an article about them.
/Or it could be Britain really is filled with a lot of very silly people.


Could be.

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2013-01-27 04:58:49 PM  
1 votes:
Now I want a McFlurry. Thanks.
2013-01-27 04:34:27 PM  
1 votes:
Three mcmuffins a day for breakfast? They must have passed enough bricks to build their own house, heaven forbid anyone wants to live in a house made of poo bricks.
2013-01-27 04:22:19 PM  
1 votes:

SN1987a goes boom: crypticsatellite: Scroll down; they lost the weight.

And apparently losing the weight turned the wife into a lumberjack lesbian.


NTTAWT
i125.photobucket.com
2013-01-27 04:17:29 PM  
1 votes:

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Took the kids to school, went to McDonald's, went home, went back to lunch...Blah, blah, blah...

Am I the only one who still has a farking job?


They don't need to work. They're doing The Most Important Job In the World™.
2013-01-27 04:14:34 PM  
1 votes:

Doctor Funkenstein: Nobody panic. It'll be alright. I got this.

[i595.photobucket.com image 600x750]


help! what am I supposed to be staring at??? boobs or red hair?

boobs or red hair!?!?!
2013-01-27 04:11:27 PM  
1 votes:
i16.photobucket.com
ecl
2013-01-27 04:06:45 PM  
1 votes:

xynix: Also kind of relevant because I had a "McMuffin" this morning. Home made.. On an Ezekiel 4:9 organic sprouted whole grain muffin, organic eggs - locally sourced from a farm about 20 miles away, organic cheese of course - locally sourced from Harmony Farms in north Georgia.. It's not hard to make something yummy that is also healthy and unprocessed. Eating like that is a big reason why I weight the same as I did when I was 19Animal Collective is easily the best "Group" since Buddy Holly and the Crickets.

2013-01-27 04:05:56 PM  
1 votes:
Took the kids to school, went to McDonald's, went home, went back to lunch...Blah, blah, blah...

Am I the only one who still has a farking job?
2013-01-27 04:02:54 PM  
1 votes:
burgers from kfc? looked up kfc's uk menu.... chicken sandwich.

i eat pretty well, my extra pounds has come from drinking too much beer.
2013-01-27 04:01:09 PM  
1 votes:
next article:
couple actually went to PF Chang's
2013-01-27 03:56:40 PM  
1 votes:
Yup, they look like Mickey D addicts. Ba~da daa daaa daaaaaa... I'm hurling it.
2013-01-27 01:35:42 PM  
1 votes:
Also kind of relevant because I had a "McMuffin" this morning. Home made.. On an Ezekiel 4:9 organic sprouted whole grain muffin, organic eggs - locally sourced from a farm about 20 miles away, organic cheese of course - locally sourced from Harmony Farms in north Georgia.. It's not hard to make something yummy that is also healthy and unprocessed. Eating like that is a big reason why I weight the same as I did when I was 19.
2013-01-27 01:00:12 PM  
1 votes:
I am now blind. So, this is how Anne Frank felt.
2013-01-27 12:56:27 PM  
1 votes:
Nobody panic. It'll be alright. I got this.

i595.photobucket.com
2013-01-27 11:41:54 AM  
1 votes:
Who am I to judge? I might not have been hitting up McD's, but my eating habits weren't much better... And I am fat for it. I changed my eating habits and now go on a walk every day. 17 pounds lost and counting.

/I sound fat.
//But not for long!
2013-01-27 11:37:32 AM  
1 votes:
So live on fast food = get fat...

MY farkING GOD!!!!  WE HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT THIS!
2013-01-27 11:33:44 AM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: St_Francis_P: They sound look fat grotesquely obese.

I actually expected worse


That's getting into "Fark headline hot" territory.
2013-01-27 11:22:49 AM  
1 votes:

St_Francis_P: They sound look fat grotesquely obese.


I actually expected worse
 
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