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(Mirror.co.uk)   Couple addicted to McDonald's had three McMuffins each for breakfast then burgers for lunch and dinner (with wtf pics)   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 152
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2013-01-27 11:04:07 AM
Auughh my eyes where was the NSFW tag when I could see oh god help me
 
2013-01-27 11:16:32 AM
They sound look fat grotesquely obese.
 
2013-01-27 11:22:49 AM

St_Francis_P: They sound look fat grotesquely obese.


I actually expected worse
 
2013-01-27 11:28:58 AM
Scroll down; they lost the weight.
 
2013-01-27 11:33:44 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: St_Francis_P: They sound look fat grotesquely obese.

I actually expected worse


That's getting into "Fark headline hot" territory.
 
2013-01-27 11:37:32 AM
So live on fast food = get fat...

MY farkING GOD!!!!  WE HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT THIS!
 
2013-01-27 11:38:08 AM
Damn, fat and British.
 
2013-01-27 11:41:54 AM
Who am I to judge? I might not have been hitting up McD's, but my eating habits weren't much better... And I am fat for it. I changed my eating habits and now go on a walk every day. 17 pounds lost and counting.

/I sound fat.
//But not for long!
 
2013-01-27 12:00:14 PM
Jesus Tapdancing Christ, they're so fat, even the HEADLINE has its own gravity well!! :/
 
2013-01-27 12:05:54 PM

crypticsatellite: Scroll down; they lost the weight.


I think it's funny the wife still weighs 4 lbs more than the husband. Of course, she looks like she's quite a bit taller, anyway. But, yeah, 150-154 lbs is significantly better.

...

Funny. I just went from "Dayum, I'm glad I'm not THAT fat!" to "..... I need to lose weight. :/"

/somewhere in the middle
//eschews McD's or any of that fast-foot crap
 
2013-01-27 12:37:15 PM
The mirror has finally gotten to the point where it is probably paying people to do stupid/outrageous/silly stuff for a year or so, then doing an article about them.

/Or it could be Britain really is filled with a lot of very silly people.
 
2013-01-27 12:44:00 PM
"The pair, whose typical day's diet is now Weetabix for breakfast, smoked cod and veg for lunch and homemade bolognese for tea,..."

I'd lose a lot of weight too if that was I was faced with eating on a daily basis. And bolognese in tea is just disgusting.
 
2013-01-27 12:50:33 PM
Judging by the bottom photo I'll wager 10 internet dollars that Dylan will be hitting the men's steam rooms in the future.
 
2013-01-27 12:56:27 PM
Nobody panic. It'll be alright. I got this.

i595.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-27 01:00:12 PM
I am now blind. So, this is how Anne Frank felt.
 
2013-01-27 01:17:44 PM
Didn't that "documentary filmmaker" make a career out of thinking he was so clever that he figured out that eating fast food non-stop every day for a month would fark your shiat up? Hey, it made him money, good for him. It's not his fault people said, "Wow, I never thought that could be bad for you!".

/can't even look at fast food except Chik-Fil-A
//no, not because of teh gay
 
2013-01-27 01:21:16 PM
i4.mirror.co.uk
I was going to say they need to switch clothes but I'm not sure that works either - maybe just move to British Columbia.
 
2013-01-27 01:29:19 PM
Looks like things went a bit pear shaped.. HA.
 
2013-01-27 01:35:42 PM
Also kind of relevant because I had a "McMuffin" this morning. Home made.. On an Ezekiel 4:9 organic sprouted whole grain muffin, organic eggs - locally sourced from a farm about 20 miles away, organic cheese of course - locally sourced from Harmony Farms in north Georgia.. It's not hard to make something yummy that is also healthy and unprocessed. Eating like that is a big reason why I weight the same as I did when I was 19.
 
2013-01-27 01:45:43 PM

NewportBarGuy: I am now blind. So, this is how Anne Frank felt.


Feeling up a blind woman? You sick bastard.
 
2013-01-27 01:53:29 PM
McDonald's hash browns aside, I'm ALWAYS and UNEQUIVOCALLY leery of fast-food breakfast offerings.
 
2013-01-27 02:00:18 PM
dear God...
 
2013-01-27 02:06:50 PM

xynix: Also kind of relevant because I had a "McMuffin" this morning. Home made.. On an Ezekiel 4:9 organic sprouted whole grain muffin, organic eggs - locally sourced from a farm about 20 miles away, organic cheese of course - locally sourced from Harmony Farms in north Georgia.. It's not hard to make something yummy that is also healthy and unprocessed. Eating like that is a big reason why I weight the same as I did when I was 19.


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2013-01-27 02:10:00 PM

xynix: Also kind of relevant because I had a "McMuffin" this morning. Home made.. On an Ezekiel 4:9 organic sprouted whole grain muffin, organic eggs - locally sourced from a farm about 20 miles away, organic cheese of course - locally sourced from Harmony Farms in north Georgia.. It's not hard to make something yummy that is also healthy and unprocessed. Eating like that is a big reason why I weight the same as I did when I was 19.


But your serum smug levels are at a near fatal level
 
2013-01-27 02:15:01 PM
Why is her feet so damn big?
 
2013-01-27 02:32:53 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: McDonald's hash browns aside, I'm ALWAYS and UNEQUIVOCALLY leery of fast-food breakfast offerings.


And McDonald's coffee. That stuff is caffeinated gold.

/if it's Newman's Own, that is
 
2013-01-27 02:37:27 PM

xynix: Also kind of relevant because I had a "McMuffin" this morning. Home made.. On an Ezekiel 4:9 organic sprouted whole grain muffin, organic eggs - locally sourced from a farm about 20 miles away, organic cheese of course - locally sourced from Harmony Farms in north Georgia.. It's not hard to make something yummy that is also healthy and unprocessed. Eating like that is a big reason why I weight the same as I did when I was 19.


Can you make them in under 26 minutes?
 
2013-01-27 02:42:12 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Why is her feet so damn big?


She's got a huge penis.
 
2013-01-27 02:53:29 PM

xanadian: And McDonald's coffee. That stuff is caffeinated gold.

/if it's Newman's Own, that is


Heh, I was always a Dunkin' Donuts coffee kinda guy, myself.

As you can well imagine, my trips aren't exactly the most efficient.
 
2013-01-27 03:02:29 PM

djkutch: NewportBarGuy: I am now blind. So, this is how Anne Frank felt.

Feeling up a blind woman? You sick bastard.


Don't knock it until you've tried it!
 
2013-01-27 03:46:41 PM

BumpInTheNight: xynix: Also kind of relevant because I had a "McMuffin" this morning. Home made.. On an Ezekiel 4:9 organic sprouted whole grain muffin, organic eggs - locally sourced from a farm about 20 miles away, organic cheese of course - locally sourced from Harmony Farms in north Georgia.. It's not hard to make something yummy that is also healthy and unprocessed. Eating like that is a big reason why I weight the same as I did when I was 19.

Can you make them in under 26 minutes?


No but my girlfriend can.. I don't make breakfasts unless I'm really hungover and then I do a full irish.
 
2013-01-27 03:56:40 PM
Yup, they look like Mickey D addicts. Ba~da daa daaa daaaaaa... I'm hurling it.
 
ecl
2013-01-27 03:56:42 PM
Fat F*cks.
 
2013-01-27 03:58:08 PM

xynix: Also kind of relevant because I had a "McMuffin" this morning. Home made.. On an Ezekiel 4:9 organic sprouted whole grain muffin, organic eggs - locally sourced from a farm about 20 miles away, organic cheese of course - locally sourced from Harmony Farms in north Georgia.. It's not hard to make something yummy that is also healthy and unprocessed. Eating like that is a big reason why I weight the same as I did when I was 19.


farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-27 04:00:10 PM
I missed the part in the article where it mentioned their JOBS.
 
2013-01-27 04:00:27 PM

xynix: Also kind of relevant because I had a "McMuffin" this morning. Home made.. On an Ezekiel 4:9 organic sprouted whole grain muffin, organic eggs - locally sourced from a farm about 20 miles away, organic cheese of course - locally sourced from Harmony Farms in north Georgia.. It's not hard to make something yummy that is also healthy and unprocessed. Eating like that is a big reason why I weight the same as I did when I was 19.


I'll pass the shiat talking if that's your wife/GF in your profile
/If so gud jerb
 
2013-01-27 04:01:09 PM
next article:
couple actually went to PF Chang's
 
2013-01-27 04:02:54 PM
burgers from kfc? looked up kfc's uk menu.... chicken sandwich.

i eat pretty well, my extra pounds has come from drinking too much beer.
 
2013-01-27 04:03:13 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [i4.mirror.co.uk image 308x458]
I was going to say they need to switch clothes but I'm not sure that works either - maybe just move to British Columbia.


Hah, still about 15 years to late with that style, don't see much of it around here. Send them up north to some camps, they'll fit right in and lose more weight!
 
2013-01-27 04:05:56 PM
Took the kids to school, went to McDonald's, went home, went back to lunch...Blah, blah, blah...

Am I the only one who still has a farking job?
 
2013-01-27 04:06:03 PM

tukatz: I missed the part in the article where it mentioned their JOBS.


It's England. Pretty much everybody's on the dole except these guys:

farm8.staticflickr.com

It's called communism. Did you think they wore the red coats for camouflage?
 
ecl
2013-01-27 04:06:45 PM

xynix: Also kind of relevant because I had a "McMuffin" this morning. Home made.. On an Ezekiel 4:9 organic sprouted whole grain muffin, organic eggs - locally sourced from a farm about 20 miles away, organic cheese of course - locally sourced from Harmony Farms in north Georgia.. It's not hard to make something yummy that is also healthy and unprocessed. Eating like that is a big reason why I weight the same as I did when I was 19Animal Collective is easily the best "Group" since Buddy Holly and the Crickets.

 
2013-01-27 04:10:34 PM

Honest Bender: Who am I to judge? I might not have been hitting up McD's, but my eating habits weren't much better... And I am fat for it. I changed my eating habits and now go on a walk every day. 17 pounds lost and counting.

/I sound fat.
//But not for long!


Good for you! Make sure you drink a lot of water, too.
 
2013-01-27 04:10:34 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Took the kids to school, went to McDonald's, went home, went back to lunch...Blah, blah, blah...

Am I the only one who still has a farking job?


DNRTFA..How much money a day do they spend there?
 
2013-01-27 04:11:05 PM
FTFA: "...then had takeaway burgers every night, usually from KFC. "

Great reporting there, Lou. When I want Tacos, I usually hit up Subway and there's no place better for Fried Chicken than Arby's.
 
2013-01-27 04:11:27 PM
i16.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-27 04:13:12 PM
You got to admit that they looked happy.
 
2013-01-27 04:14:34 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: Nobody panic. It'll be alright. I got this.

[i595.photobucket.com image 600x750]


help! what am I supposed to be staring at??? boobs or red hair?

boobs or red hair!?!?!
 
2013-01-27 04:14:43 PM
STAAAAHP
 
2013-01-27 04:16:11 PM

crypticsatellite: Scroll down; they lost the weight.


And apparently losing the weight turned the wife into a lumberjack lesbian.
 
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